Chapter 13

New Weapons.

I made my way to the clinic and looked at the building before I got a message on my phone.

It was from Wendy telling me to get a picture of some records in the clinic's records room.

After I put away my phone a tan skinned girl passed me.

"Hi New Kid."

"Uh hi?"

She walked away.

I noticed I got a friend request from her on Facebook, apparently her name was Jessica Rodriquez.

'Ok that was random.'

'Yeah lets not question it and just finish things here.'

'Agreed.'

I said stretching a bit.

"Alright let's do this."

My eye turned Red and I jumped up grabbing a high up window ledge.

I pulled myself up and jumped to the next ledge, I put my feet against the wall of the building.

Using my feet I used the wall and jumped, I landed on a higher ledge from the building next to the clinic, I jumped again, doing a front flip and landing on the roof of the clinic.

'And he sticks the landing.'

I chuckled as my eye turned to normal.

'Was that necessary Red?"

'What am i not allowed to have fun?'

'Fair enough.'

I found a nearby vent and pulled it open.

'This will do.'

My phone buzzed and saw it was a message from Kyle asking for a status update.

Before i went into the vent i sent Kyle an update telling about all the crap im doing just to get the girls on our side.

Luckily for me, I found an empty doctor's office.

After making sure my phone was on silent I jumped down and disguised myself in some doctor's scrubs before exiting into the Hallway.

I looked around and a room labeled records room, it had some form of electronic lock.

A camera saw me in the doctor's clothes and unlocked allowing me inside.

There were a lot of boxes with years on their labels.

I found the one labeled 2013 and looked through the records, finding out that they were all in french.

'Of course they're in a language i can't understand.'

I took a picture of the most recent records and put the file back.

When I turned around to leave I heard a crash and some yelling.

"Agh! Damnit!"

'Wait I recognize that voice.'

It was Randy, he got up and looked at me.

"Oh it's you! Thank god!"

"Randy what the hell are you doing here?"

"Something strange is going on here! The PTA reviewed that tape you got us. The Taco Bell has something called a Plan B. They've been here looking through these records."

"Seriously?!"

"I know, why would they be interested in the gynecological files of the women of South Park?"

Two men in suits busted into the room.

"I'm afraid now you know too much."

One of them said.

The other spoke into a walkie talkie.

"We have two more asking a lot of questions."

"I mean i haven't really asked much of anything."

I said simply.

Both of the agents aimed their guns at us.

Randy decided to speak up.

"Before you kill us tell us why. Why is Taco Bell taking the records of women's vaginas in South Park?"

The guards were puzzled at his question.

I took advantage of their confusion and surrounded my body in my aura.

The force of my aura pushed the guards back.

I hit them both in the head with a minor aura blast knocking them unconscious.

My aura vanished and I took a few deep breaths.

"Wow kid you've got some real power in you dont you?"

"Yeah I do."

I said before closing the door, but before i finished closing the door i saw a group of government agents walk near a doctor.

"What's going on here?"

The doctor questioned.

"Taco Bell security. Your clinic is infested with the Nazi Zombie virus."

The Doctor looked offended.

"Nazi Zombie? Thats ridiculous and bigoted, i happen to be German!"

One of the agents panicked.

"He's one of them!"

He shot at the Doctor who fell over and looked at me through the door.

"Tell people what you saw here today."

I made sure the door was closed and locked.

'Ok im surrounded by government agents, they're heavily armed and armored, what do i do Red?'

'Well it was nice knowing you.'

I sighed and noticed a new message on my phone, it was from Stan.

He said they saw the agents surround the place and would try to send help when they can.

With a sigh of relief I began to look for a way out of the room.

The only way out I could find was a mouse hole.

'Well good a time as ever to try this out.'

I took out the bag of dust the Warlock gave me and threw a bit of it on my chest.

And me and my clothes shrunk down so I was able to go into the mouse hole.

There were a few Nazi Mice and Gnomes in there but they werent much when i kept tricking the government agents into shooting them.

When I found the exit I was surprised to find randy, dressed as a patient with a wig to disguise himself as female.

I threw a bit more dust on me causing me to grow to normal size and then somehow with perfect timing two more government agents showed up.

Randy used an obviously fake woman voice with his disguise.

"Oh! He ha, what's going on? I'm just here for an operation ha ha."

He turns to me.

"Oh, there you are, doctor! I'm ready when you are."

I attempted to play along.

"Ah yes i'm here, but i'm actually just the intern i'm here to make sure you're ok."

The agents started talking to each other which I used to my advantage.

My arm transformed and I ran up backhanded one guard into the other, knocking them both out.

I chugged a PP Potion and my arm returned to normal.

I took off the doctor's clothes.

"I do not know how doctors stand to wear those."

Randy looked at me.

"Kid you are terrifyingly strong, what kind of power even is that?"

"Believe me, I would like to know that more than anything."

Before I left I looked at Randy.

"Are you coming?"

"Kid, you clearly have more power than I do at this point, you better go on ahead i'll leave when it's cleared."

I nodded at Randy before exiting the room.

There were several government agents in the hallway.

"Matthers where did you find the alien goo?"

One of the agents asked.

"Broken vials were in the trash can sir."

'Oh shit.'

I thought cautiously.

And then one of the most fucked up things happened.

A grey baby with an umbilical cord attached broke through the vent shouting something in German.

More of them showed up and they started killing the agents.

They started to close in on me.

Suddenly lightning hit the Zombies from the vents.

Butters popped his head in from the vent.

"I'm here for you buddy!"

He jumped down from the vent and fell on his back.

"God damn it!"

I helped Butters up.

"Thanks for the assist Butters."

"No problem commander."

I saw several more Nazi Zombies walking towards me.

"Watch my back."

I made my aura katana appear in my hands and ran at the Zombies.

We got through the clinic pretty easily but just before we got out of the hallway, an automatic turrent gun.

"I'll take a bullet for you Commander N, though I guess that wouldn't stop all the other bullets,huh?"

I chuckled a bit.

"Butters, I appreciate the assistance but i have a better plan."

My katana vanished and made my aura appear in my hands, I put my hands in front of me and my aura formed a large shield in front of me.

I started to walk forward and the turrent fired at me.

The bullets just bounced off my barrier.

I kept walking forward and pressed the shield against the gun causing it clog and start to smoke.

My barrier started to fade a bit when the gun exploded.

The explosion knocked me back but I wasn't in much pain.

Butters went over and pats my back causing the wounds I did have to heal.

"Cmon commander we're almost out of here."

I nodded and followed Butters into the lobby and saw two more government agents.

"Thats it! Thats it. The area is secure. Code green."

Suddenly a bloody and shot doctor began to speak.

"It's not secure."

'Jeez that guy has almost as much resistance as me.'

One of the Agents spoke again.

"Tell all units the outbreak has been contained."

The doctor spoke again.

"It's not contained!"

"What the hell are you talking about?!"

"You don't understand Khloe Kardashian was in here this morning. She had the biggest abortion ive ever seen"

I heard some crashes and quickly moved myself and Butters back as a Giant Zombie Fetus busted through the wall and killed the Government Agents.

"You can not be serious?!?"

I shouted as the creature began to head towards us.

'Red full power right now'

'Right.'

My eyes glowed red and my arms transformed.

"Butters do that thing you did during our battle."

He nods and transforms into his chaos form.

"Chaos Wave!"

Butters fired his energy at the zombie.

I did the same with my aura and the combined force disintegrates the Zombie.

We both transformed back to normal and I was breathing heavily.

(So real quick I considered making this battle more epic but I figured with Butters and N's combined force would kill the thing instantly, Also I wasn't sure exactly how to do this battle anyway.)

I took a drink of some PP potions and left the clinic with Butters.

"I'm going to go check with the girls so you go back and tell Kyle I'm still working with them."

Butters nodded and left.

I sent a picture of the records to Wendy before I walked back to City Hall,Annie was waiting for me.

"Annie this better be the last thing i have to do!"

She could tell I was getting tired of this fetch questing.

"The girls want to thank you for your help, so you know the idea right?"

I sighed.

"Fine."

She put the blindfold on me and took me back to the Girl's Clubhouse.

I looked at Wendy.

"N, the girls are very thankful for you sending us the abortion records."

Bebe spoke up next.

"We are one step away from finding out which girl among us is a two-faced bitch."

'I am so close to blowing this place up with my demon aura blast.'

Wendy spoke next.

"Unfortunately, the records keeper at the abortion clinic is from Paris and so everything is written in French."

"You know google is a thing right?"

I said simply.

"Yeah last time we tried that things were not translated right"

I sighed and Millie spoke next.

"Whoever this two faced skank is, thinks she can outsmart us!"

"We want to help you and the boys play your game, but we just can't have a two faced bitch out there on the loose. Just get these documents translated for us and we promise we will join your army."

"Wendy, this is getting ridiculous and it's getting tiring."

"I know N but can you just help us with this one last thing."

"I'm taking Annie and Bebe with me."

"Do they agree?"

Both of them nodded at Wendy.

"Alright then,Sparkle!"

The other girls shouted Sunshine and Annie Blindfolded me again and brought me back to City Hall.

I saw both Annie and Bebe were waiting for me.

"Alright you two come with me."

They both looked confused and followed me.

I brought them to my lair where they were both surprised.

"Yeah Henrietta showed me how to make this."

When we walked in Annie and Bebe were transformed into costumes.

Bebe was Black Shirt,Red Cape and pants with black boots,she had fake ears on and a silver crown with a red jewel. (Look up Blood Elf Bebe, i suck at descriptions)

Annie was dressed in a brown coat type outfit with blue wings, purple shoes and a pink butterfly on her chest. (Again just look it up under Annie Phone Destroyer)

"Huh interesting, it appears my base gave you two outfits and abilities."

My eye glowed and I could see their stats and abilities.

Annie:Fairy Race, Pyromancer Class, 3 attacks,Throwing Fire,Wall of Fire,Fire Enhancements.

Bebe:Elf Race Blood Type,Warrior Blacksmith Class, 3 attacks, Sword, Bow,Special shot.

Bebe also has an ability to forge weapons.

I smirked as my plan worked.

"Alright Annie feel free to explore my lair, Bebe i need your abilities for something."

She nods and follows me while Annie goes exploring.

I took Bebe to the forge.

"You have the blacksmith class and I need two weapons."

"What kind of weapons?"

"Two swords one shorter than the other, my abilities are powerful but I get more exhausted."

She nodded and went to the metal I had.

"I'll do what i can,but i don't know how good they will be."

I stepped back and watched her work.

She looked like she wasn't awake or conscious when she worked.

'I guess the game makes these people who they choose they are, huh kinda like real life.'

I thought to myself.

Bebe turned to me and handed me two swords, the blades were black and the handles were blood red.

I picked up the two blades and sent my aura through them.

The blades shined with power.

I smiled and put the blades into the scabbards I had.

"These will do nicely."

Bebe smiled at me.

"You and Annie can come and go here as you please, you can stay here or leave but i have a mission to complete."

I left my lair and looked at the document on my phone.

'So what's the plan now?'

Red asked me

'Guess i'll see if the boys can help me'

I began to walk back to the Elven Forest.

AN:The third chapter of N week is over, thanks to everyone who has followed the story so far, as i've been uploading these chapters i've made decent progress on the chapters for the finale. Until tomorrow.