Chapter 15

Side Quests

After I rested a bit I stood and a Kindergartner walked up to me.

"Let's play hide n seek you're it."

The boy and a few of his friends ran off.

I checked my phone and I had a new side quest.

'Seriously?!?'

'Well at least it's a simple one.'

'Fine i guess.'

I started to make my way to the ranch when I was stopped by a man.

Al Gore.

He told me to go place these transmitters all over town in order to track down Man Bear Pig, whatever that was.

I continued making my way to the ranch when a Homeless man jumped at me from the back of a truck.

With my guard up though, he was no match for me.

When i entered the Ranch i immediately spotted one of the Kindergartners and they left the Ranch, i could only guess they went back to the park.

Al Gore told me to place a transmitter on top of the barn and climbed down.

Apparently the transmitter pissed off a Cow because it decided to attack me.

I blasted it with my aura and it fell dead.

Jimbo messaged me again and I took a piece of the cow as proof of my kill.

From there I went south back to Kenny's house and I saw a homeless man and wild dog.

I guess they were pissed cause they both randomly attacked me.

The dog pounced at me but I blocked with my sword and pushed it into a tree.

But while i did that the homeless man threw a broken at my face.

It missed my eye but my cheek was bleeding a lot.

My eye glowed red and I blasted the man with my demon arm aura blast.

"Freaking prick."

The cuts on my cheek healed and I took proof of my kill from the dog.

I went back into the lab where I killed those drug dealers and climbed to the top of the garage and placed the transmitter.

After that i went through the neighborhood and when i reached the end i found another Kindergartner.

Before I left though a kid in a window shouted at me.

"Hello Earthling!"

I looked at him confused.

"I require your assistance in obtaining a data pad of most important information."

"English please?"

"I left my dad's IPad 2 at the church and i'll get grounded if i don't get it back."

"Fine if i'm there i'll go search for it."

I walked to Stark's Pond while looking at my phone.

Apparently the kid giving me a task counts as a side quest.

When I reached the pond I found another Kindergartner and placed another transmitter on a sign near the pond.

I took a path to the church and heard a bit of laughing inside.

"Hm?"

I walked inside and heard some laughing in one of the seats.

I took a look behind it and I found Jesus.

With my truth I found it was the real one.

"You seem quite troubled, my son."

"Guess i can't just say everything is fine."

I joked.

"That would be ill advised."

"Alright then, ever since i came to South Park i've been going through so much strange stuff has been happening, a voice in my head, apparently i have the blood of a demon lord and i have no idea what's happening to me."

"All will be answered as long as you continue your path."

"If you say so."

He handed me a rosary.

"You may use this once a day to summon me to help, I can't fight bossed though, they're scary."

I nodded and walked outside.

The kid's IPad was behind a tree so i decided to give it back to him later.

I walked into town and went inside the bank.

There was a Kindergartener behind a desk in there.

The kid left and i exited as well.

Suddenly a mail man handed me a package.

"Kid I need this delivered and I have an emergency can you help, ok thanks bye."

I was so confused.

"Well that guy was an asshole."

I looked at the address on the package and noticed it was vibrating.

'Ok mental note, take a long shower after this.'

'I'm not your secretary.'

'It was more of thought then it was an actual note.'

I quickly ran to the address and handed it to a man dressed in a very disturbing outfit.

"Thanks kid, here."

He handed me a whip.

"You can use this to summon me once a day."

I left that place and immediately placed the whip in that guy's garage.

"Nope!"

I looked at my phone to see what else I had to do.

One of the Kindergartners was North West near a place called the tower of peace.

This time I took Timmy's Fast Travel because I was sick of walking everywhere.

I found the Kindergartener and just before I was about to leave I noticed a man inside a place called City Wok trying to get my attention.

I went inside and the man whispered to me to get rid of the Mongolians in the tower of peace.

'Jeez everyone here just wants me to do stuff for them.'

'This town is just weird, guess im, we belong here.'

This made me laugh a little.

I went outside and shot a firework near the top of the Tower of Peace.

This caused a chain reaction with the fireworks making the mongolians leave.

The man from before gave me a gonk summoning item and I left City Wok.

I went by a bar and grill and the owner asked me to get rid of some mice which I vaporized them with Nagasaki.

After that i went into the Sewer cause for some reason there was the last Kindergartener was down there and apparently so was the last transmitter.

I heard some noises and found a creature by the name of Mr.Hankey the Christmas Poo.

He asked me to find his children which for some reason were kidnapped by homeless men.

It was pretty easy to wipe them out and get the children back, thank god i didn't have to touch them.

Mr.Hankey gave me a golden poo summon item and I continued moving through the Sewer.

I killed a gross mouse and bat,took proof of their kills and exited the Sewer.

I was at the school where conveniently the last thing I needed to hunt was.

There was strange bacteria that I burned and as I exited the school.

Mr.Mackey walked by me and asked me to put a computer monitor in his storage unit.

As I walked to the U Store It, Al Gore kept messaging me so I blocked him.

When I reached the U Store It i put the monitor in Mr.Mackey's very messy storage unit and just as I left two men in suits threw me into a storage unit.

Al Gore looked at me with his two guards.

"He hasn't responded to any of my messages, he must be Man Bear Pig get him."

I sighed annoyed and whistled.

Henrietta appeared behind them and with a few spells the storage unit was on fire and we left.

"Why did you call me to wipeout those weaklings, i know you could easily deal with them"

"Cause I wanted them to suffer, now go back on stand by, the last battle will be upon us soon."

Henrietta left me and I went to Jimbo's guns to cash in my kills.

I got a surprisingly decent amount of money for it and began to walk back to Kyle's house, but before that I made sure to return the kid his dad's ipad.

I noticed my friend's list had grown a lot since then and I had leveled quite a bit.

'I think I'm as strong as I can be.'

'You sure you're ready?'

'No but i'm sure we are ready.'

I smiled walking back.

AN: Kinda of a short chapter, but this is just to wrap up any left over business. This is the conclusion to N week, this is so i have a week to work on the last 2 Chapters to finish the story, possibly 3 if i need it to make an epilogue.. I hope that this chapter is enough for now, but i plan to work hard on the last chapters, i can confirm the next chapter will be a longer one, until next time.