Chapter 16

The War

With my upgrades complete and my equipment ready as I approached Kyle's backyard, I was ready for whatever crossed my path with the upcoming battle.

When I went inside the backyard Kyle approached me.

"Everyone listen up!"

Everyone looked at me and Kyle

"Thanks to Commander N, the girls have agreed to fight by our side!"

"Huzzah!"

They cheered.

Stan was looking at his phone.

"The Pirates and the Federation factions are standing to fight as well, my lord!"

I wondered if me helping that Star Trek kid had anything to do with that.

Cartman approached us and shouted to everyone.

"The time for talk is over! Let us all make haste to Clyde's House!"

Everyone ran out of the backyard.

After it was just me I whistled and my three followers appeared behind me dressed in their battle attire.

"You three better be ready cause this is the last battle of this stupid game."

"Good."

Henrietta said.

"I hope we win."

Annie looked at me.

"Don't underestimate me."

I told her.

"Shame, i really like this costume."

Bebe said to me.

"My power has grown beyond this game, who knows you might keep it for something after this game."

She looked at me with a smile.

I nodded at her.

"Lets go."

We walked to Clyde's house and I made my way to the front of the crowd.

My followers were right behind me.

Kyle was in front of all of us

"Today,we are not elves or humans! Today we fight as one!"

Cartman was next to Kyle

"What we do here now will be written and sung about on YouTube for days to come!"

'Really?'

I raised an eyebrow while some of the people cheered.

"Let us besiege the army of darkness with the courage of dragons! Let us delve their dungeons with swords and sorcery!"

Suddenly the Star Trek kid shouted out.

"Let us charge our shields and use photon torpedoes to vaporize the Klingons!"

Cartman facepalmed annoyed.

"Kevin god damn it. Every.Fucking.Time,Kevin. God fucking damnit seriously."

The Star Trek kid named Kevin looked down.

"I'm Sorry."

I felt a little bad for him but he should understand what game this is by now.

"Armies of justice! Prepare! Ready? And let's beat up Clyde!"

We all ran into Clyde's house, ignoring his father.

Somehow everyone rushed past me.

"Damn those kids move fast."

My followers waited for me at the entrance to the backyard.

I saw the top of Clyde's fortress.

'Red lets try to get up there quickly.'

'Agreed.'

My eye turned Red and I focused my aura on my legs.

"Aura Physical boost."

I jumped straight up towards the top of the building.

I reached my arm out to try to grab the ledge at the top.

When I was suddenly knocked down straight back to the ground.

A small crater formed around me when I fell to the ground.

"Medic!"

I shouted.

Henrietta blew some smoke at me which somehow healed my wounds.

I stood up.

"Ok what the hell was that?"

Kyle approached me.

"Clyde must have used the Stick of Truth to make a barrier."

"Seriously?"

I was annoyed at this.

"Screw it guess we're doing this the old fashioned way."

There were several walls blocking the entrance to Clyde's fortress.

"Nagasaki!"

I used it and the wall turned to dust.

A bunch of the kids looked at me.

"Did any of you have a better plan?!"

They all shook their heads at me.

"Then go!"

All of them charged into battle against some of the Clyde's soldiers.

Two warriors with more armor were guarding the entrance.

As I approached them I was about to draw my sword when Henrietta stopped me.

"My lord your power is much too strong to be dealing with these minions."

She blew some smoke and lit it blasting the Soldiers away from me.

"Let us deal with the nuisances."

I nodded and me and my two remaining followers made our way to the entrance.

That's when I heard Stan shout at me.

"You take the tower from the inside! Me and the pirates are gonna scale it front the outside!"

It wasn't a bad plan but i did wish i could have just jumped to the top and be done with this.

We ran inside and there were even more guards.

As soon as we saw them Annie shot fire out of her hands directly at them.

"How did i do that?"

She questioned looking at her hands.

"Becoming a part of the game as well as one of my followers has given you power, use it."

More soldiers ran at us and she fired more fire at them.

She knocked them out and the floor was cleared.

There was a ladder stuck leading to the next floor.

I shot the rope attached to it with my gun.

I checked my ammo and realized I was running low on bullets.

This time there were Nazi Zombies all over this floor.

Some were adults, others were Cats.

I drew my sword as the Cat's attempted to pounce on me.

Before I slashed it though.

Bebe went in front of me and shot it in the head with a bow.

Another one was about to pounce on her but I stabbed it quickly and threw it at one of the Zombies heading towards us.

This knocked them into a wall.

Annie took advantage of this and used her Pyromancer abilities to incinerate the remains of the Zombies here.

This time there was a rope ladder to get us to the next floor.

This next floor was outside the building and this time there was a gate blocking us.

I looked to the left than to the right and saw there were two towers with wheels connecting to the gate.

Stan was still climbing up the tower.

"We've got your back! Maplebeard! Clear the path!"

A Canadian boy jumped to the floor with a firework.

"Yay!"

He shouted but before he could light it one of Clyde's soldiers that were dressed as a cyclops kicked the lighter and then the kid.

"Fuck you"

The Cyclops said as the boy started crying.

This actually pissed me off to a point where my arm transformed and i bitch smacked the Cyclops with it.

The boy started to babble happily after I did.

While i did this Bebe shot all the soldiers who were around one wheel while Annie lit the firework the Cannadian Boy had knocking out the other soldiers.

Both of them went to each wheel and opened the gate allowing me to run through but they didnt follow me.

"Huh?"

I questioned looking behind me to see a closed gate.

The two of them looked at me from a closed gate.

"Sorry N but we can't get through."

Bebe said to me.

"The gate is indestructible."

Annie said as I punched the gate with my demon arm.

Nothing happened.

I tried the whistle summon but it didn't work.

"Teleportation doesn't work either?"

I looked down.

"We'll find another way through just keep moving forward."

Bebe said to me.

"Have faith in your followers."

Annie said with fire in her hands.

I nod at them.

"Good luck."

I walked away and examined the room.

There was a second floor and three cages in front of it.

They each had a Nazi Zombie cow in front of it.

"Now you face me Commander N."

I looked up and saw Craig.

"Well well looks like you made it up here."

"Craig, why would you betray us."

"You're one to talk."

"That was different."

"How so?"

"Cartman is an asshole."

"But you're working with him now."

"And you're working for a douchebag who has an army of Darkness."

"Enough talk, lets see How you deal with the Dark Lord's Chief Assassin and some Cows."

He opened three cages and the Cows charged at me.

The closest one tried to ram at me.

I put my two swords in the shape on an X before the cow hit me and it ended up hitting my blades.

The cow was immediately pushed through a wall and out of the building.

"X reflect."

The second cow attempted to charge at me.

Using my cross slash I cut off the cow's legs as well as stabbing it in the head.

But while I was busy with that cow the third knocked me down before stomping on my leg.

I cried out in pain as my eye turned red and I shot with my demon arm aura.

The cow was now dust as I stood up.

My leg hurt but I could tell it was already healing.

'Red how fast can you heal me?'

'It's not me, it's your own blood doing it, I'm not sure how fast it will be but I do know you should be careful.'

I looked and saw Craig jump down from the second floor Batman Style.

'Red remind me what kind of powers I gained with Blademaster?'

While Red told me about some of my new abilities Craig held a smoke bomb.

"Why fight one craig when you can fight 5?"

Craig threw the smoke bomb down and 4 more Craigs showed up.

I quickly used my truth seeker eye to try to see which one was real but for some reason it didn't work.

"You can't see what is already here."

All 5 of them ran at me.

I aimed my gun at them and shot at all of them but they were too fast.

They surrounded me and started to attack me.

I didn't have time to react and was hit by all of them and pushed into a wall.

"Ok now i'm pissed."

I changed my arm to demon state and charged both my arms with my aura.

"Don't think your transformation powers can save you this time!"

Two of the Craigs jumped at me and I grabbed them with my demon arms, but the other three jumped at me.

I threw the Craigs i had at two of the others.

But the last Craig went up to me with a dagger and stabbed me straight in the gut.

All the Craigs moved back and the one that stabbed me pulled the dagger out of me.

I fell to my knees with my hand on my stomach, I moved my hand and saw it was covered in blood.

My arms and hands returned to normal and I fell on my front as I was bleeding.

The floor started to dye red from my blood.

I looked at Craig with a glare.

"When I get up I'm gonna make you suffer."

"That's not gonna happen."

One of the Craig's said pulling a stick out from behind him.

"The Stick of Truth?!"

I was shocked.

"The Dark Lord gave me this specifically to counter your increased defences."

"You cheating asshole!"

"It's not cheating if i have the Stick of Truth."

I felt my blood boil and I started to stand up with my eyes glowing Red.

"Two eyes?!"

I took one step and appeared right in front of Craig.

"Impossible?!"

Craig held up the Stick of Truth.

"N can no longer at-"

Before he could finish that,I held my hand up and a sword with a music symbol for a blade appeared in my hand.

Craig started to doze off.

"A ata atac"

I used my actual sword and sliced Craig's chest causing the Stick to fly out of his hands.

The Stick flew up to the next floor and to my surprise Clyde was up there and caught the stick.

"It seems my plan didn't go the way i hoped but at least you're out of the commission."

My eyes returned to normal and I fell to my knees and my stomach was still bleeding a lot.

"Clyde you!"

"Your demon healing ability no longer works while on my property."

He held the stick up and a blast from the stick hit me.

"Urrgg."

I fell on my stomach shaking.

The last thing I saw before I collapsed.

I heard one thing before I collapsed though.

"Oh my god they killed N!"

"You Bastards!"

I'm not even sure what happened but i just felt like i was falling.

When I opened my eyes I saw I was in an area that was pure black.

There were 4 orbs of different colors.

I walked over to a blue orb and placed my hand on it.

"Me"

The Red orb was very close to it.

"Red."

The golden orb was close but not as close as the red and blue orbs were.

"My Demon Lord powers."

I looked closely at the green orb and saw it was close to the red orb.

It felt strange but also powerful.

I tried to touch it but it pushed me back with a strange energy.

"What is this?"

There was something strong in this orb, something ferocious and powerful.

'Red what is this?'

There was no answer.

"Red!"

I shouted.

There was still no answer.

A flash of light hit me and when I opened my eyes, I was back in the tower.

Butters and the others were around me.

He healed my wound and I stood up.

"What happened?"

"Craig stabbed you."

Stan said to me bluntly.

"I know that where's Clyde?"

"He's moved to the top of the tower."

Kyle said to me while I drank the last potion I had.

"Let's hurry then."

"Are you sure you are ok dude you lost a lot of blood?"

Stan said.

"I'll be fine, let's just end this."

I climbed to the next floor and the others followed me up.

We entered the next room and to my surprise Randy was there.

"Dad? What the hell are you doing here?"

Stan asked him.

"Oh it's my favorite kid!"

He walked past Stan and went to me.

'What an asshole'

Red said to me.

I reminded myself to talk to him about what happened while I was bleeding out.

"Listen! I found out what they were doing at the women's clinic! They were looking for a candidate to put a snuke into! They're going to nuke all of South Park!"

"Oh shit"

I said realizing this has gotten way worse than it

"You boys don't understand. They've put the snuke here!"

"Who did?"

Kyle questioned.

"Whoever these people are claiming to be Taco Bell!"

'Well that took long enough.'

I thought simply

'Yeah, i thought we were the only ones to actually understand the government's actions.'

"Dad,where is the woman with the snuke?"

"They didn't put it in a woman…"

We went into the next room and we saw the man whose whip I swore to never use.

I found out his name was Mr.Slave.

He started to explain how the Government put the Snuke in him.

"Oh Jesus Christ, how long do i have?!"

"We don't know, Mr.Slave, but it could be a matter of minutes."

Randy told him.

"Well, what are you waiting for? Pull it out!"

Cartman was about to but was stopped by Kyle.

"No! We can't just pull it out! Snukes have triggers on them!"

I thought for a moment.

"Can they be shorted out?"

"With a good amount of electricity it's possible."

"What are the chances?"

Randy thought for a moment.

"Id say 50 50"

I took a deep breath.

"Screw it."

My electric sword appeared in my left hand and I used my Truth Eye on Mr.Slave.

I saw the position of the Snuke and shot electricity directly at it.

"Jesus Christ!"

After a few moments I saw that the Snuke wasn't powered anymore.

I stopped and the Sword vanished.

"It's done."

"Well done Commander N now let's beat up Clyde once and for all, and take back the Stick of Truth!"

Cartman shouted and we left Randy.

As we walked Stan questioned why I had an electric sword.

"My slayer class has given me a blade master ability, it allows me to gain abilities from those I defeated and use it in the form of swords."

"That's pretty cool."

"Yeah i think Cartman didn't realize how Overpowered this class is."

"Probably not, we didn't let anyone become a slayer for a reason but i'm guessing he used it to make some cash."

"Yeah he did though it has nothing but been an advantage for me so it all works out."

I went in front of the Group and saw Clyde was in a throne room next to a barrel of the alien goo with a tube leading to a coffin.

"Fools! You thought you could conquer the Fortress of Darkness!"

He looks at me.

"Though it seems I should have double tapped my kill."

"Yeah nice to see you too asshole!"

"Clyde! Back away from that stuff!"

Stan shouted at him.

"Oh but i have yet to complete my army! You have come to witness the power of darkness!"

"Clyde you don't know what that stuff is!"

I shouted at him.

"Yeah huh, its green sauce from Taco Bell. i took it from their construction site."

'Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me!'

I shouted mentally

'Does anybody in this town actually know what's going on?!'

"Dude,that's not Taco Bell sauce."

Stan said.

"Then why'd I find it at the Taco Bell?"

Cartman started to shout at Clyde.

"It leaked out of a UFO,Clyde! It's toxic goo from another galaxy!"

'Uhh-oh, hmm'

'Guess these kids actually know about this,unlike most of the adults.'

'Yeah i guess so.'

"Think about it Clyde! When does Taco Bell have green sauce dude?!"

"Actually since about a year ago."

Kyle said to Cartman.

"What?"

"Taco Bell has green sauce now."

"No way."

"They've had it longer than a year. I've always gotten spicy green burritos."

Stan explained.

"Yeah, no, I'm saying in the packets. They just started putting green sauce in packets."

Cartman was confused.

"The fuck?! How the fuck did i miss this?"

Clyde looked smug.

"Ha Ha! I don't seem so foolish now do i?!"

Kyle pointed at him.

"That doesn't mean you have Taco Bell green sauce, dipfuck!"

Stan shouted at Clyde

"Yeah Clyde, why do you think that shit's glowing?

"Maybe because of the three varieties of chili peppers."

'Yep hes definitely stupid.'

I thought to myself as I was tired of this conversation.

Apparently Cartman was as well.

"Just give us the stick asshole."

"Or what? You'll beat me up? Ha ha I've got another surprise for you"

He turned the spigot on the barrel and the goo went into the coffin and a Nazi Zombie broke out of it and it appeared to be a Chef of some kind.

"I'm gonna make love to you woman"

He sang when he burst out.

The boys backed up.

"We can't fight chef, he's done so much for us."

Stan said to me.

I sighed.

"Fine ill free him from this."

I drew my swords as Chef threw some strange balls at me.

I sliced them to pieces but apparently it was a distraction because Chef ran up and punched me into a wall making me drop my swords.

He continued to run at me but rolled on the floor away from him.

'Ok this is gonna be harder than i thought.'

I quickly rolled away and got up.

"Well guess i'll have to try a smarter method."

I held my hand out and a dagger appeared.

Smoke surrounded me and when it cleared there were 4 other versions of me.

"Since when can he do that?!"

Cartman shouted.

"His slayer class gives him abilities of those he defeats."

Stan explained.

"Oh that's stupidly overpowered!"

The clones of me surround and confuse Chef.

He grabs one and bites it before it turns to smoke.

The clones kept running around to distract him.

'He's tough, way tougher than the other Nazi Zombies why though?'

I used my truth eye on him.

'Red any sign of a weakness?'

'Still searching!'

Chef threw Chocolate Balls at two of my clones, leaving one remaining.

The last one picked up one of my swords and ran at Chef who kicked him away killing the last clone.

'Any day Red!'

'Zombies are harder to find weakness.'

I stepped back and away from Chef.

'I found it!'

Chef ran up and tried to bite me.

I quickly transformed my arms and pushed chef back.

'His soul is still inside him we need to release it!'

'How do we free his soul?'

Chef started to overpower my physical strength.

'Holy Power!'

'I have demonic powers, how am I supposed to use Holy Power?!?'

'Think! Did we beat anyone with Holy Power?!'

I thought back to everyone I beat.

Clyde,A security Guard,Hall Monitors,Elves,Jimmy,Aliens,6th Graders,a ton of Nazi Zombies,Humans,Butters,Cartman..I stopped when i realized it.

'Butters did Holy Damage!'

'Use his power!'

I turned one of my arms to normal and used half my power to blast Chef away from me.

While he was stunned I held my hand out and a sword of pure light appeared in my hand.

I ran at Chef and stabbed him in the chest with it.

"I release you."

My other arm returned to normal and I took a step back.

Chef's body returned to its human state.

"Thank You."

He said to me before his body vanished in the wind.

As his body faded I saw a small bit of energy fly up into the sky and vanish.

I smiled seeing this.

"I can imagine being trapped in a dead body."

I walked over to Clyde

"Uhh as Commander of the Army of Darkness and wielder of the Stick of Truth i command that-"

I smacked the Stick out of his hand.

"Uhh ok i don't want to play anymore."

Cartman walked to Clyde.

"You have broken the rules of the Stick and for that I banish thee. I hereby banish thee from Space and Time!"

He shouted and kicked Clyde off the edge of the Tower and he fell.

Everyone cheered and went up to me.

"You did it! Your noble quest is at an end. And for all your deeds, and all your time put into this. Ihereby promote you to King N, Congratulations!"

With this promotion I regained my energy and I had a Golden Crown on my head.

'Youre Max Level Now'

Red told me.

This made me smile.

'Not gonna lie I like the thought of being a King.'

The aura around me shined and I felt all my health and pp regen quickly.

It was a good thing because I needed all the power I could get for what was coming next.

AN:Dun Dun Dun, That's right there's still another chapter to go, i was tempted to make a longer chapter just to wrap up everything, but i figure there's so much more to happen, don't worry there's plenty more to happen,N will finally learn more about who he is and the epic conclusion to his story. Well as epic as i can make it, anyway it will take me a bit of time to finish the last chapter. I just finished this chapter at the end of N Week and i need a bit of time to finish the last chapter. Until next time.