Rouge belongs in the Marvel world and Walt Disney
Wonder Woman belongs in DC Comics and Warner Bros
RWBY is owned by Rooster Teeth
Death Battle is owned by Screw Attack
Heads up warning for some contain that suggestive theme that is sexual.
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: Super heroines. Millions have been drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.
The girls had a good feeling on this fight since both fighters are female, Both Yang and Ruby did enjoy comics, but unlike them Weiss wasn't much of a fan and Blake did sometime read some graphic novels, but nothing that was about superhero's.
Boomstick: Or you could, uh, just be drawn to the way they're drawn.
Wiz: Like Anna Marie, the Rogue.
Boomstick: And Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman.
Wiz: He's Boomstick and I'm Wizard.
Boomstick: And we're here to watch two chicks duke it out! CATFIGHT!
The girls were also getting a bad feeling from Boomstick, especially Weiss who was the most worried.
Wiz: It's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills-
Boomstick: And maybe a few other things.
The RWBY girls were right about that bad feeling, Weiss just know this was not gonna be a bad time.
Wiz: -to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
The first runner up fighter is Rogue who is a young female, she wears a green and yellow skin tight suit with a regular small jacket, she has bushy curly brown with a white strike of white hair.
Rogue
(*Cues: X-Men (2000) - The X-Jet )
Wiz: Rogue has possessed a variety of different powers over the years. For this duel in particular, we will use the most well known version; the original iteration from the comics and television show.
"I wonder what kinds of powers Rogue has" Ruby says while grabbing another soda.
Yang answers her "Well it must be something good"
POWER ABSORPTION
- Activated Through Contact
- Absorbs Memories, Talents, Personalities, and Abilities
- Temporary Transfer
- Can Use Copied Abilities
- Can be Lethal with Prolonged Contact
Wiz: Her deadliest weapon is her own skin. With just a touch, she absorbs a person's memories, talents, personalities, and abilities, whether superhuman or not, to use them herself.
"That would be so cool being able to use anyone powers" Ruby said with excitement "Being fast is cool but i won't mind switching with Yang"
"It would be nice to beat up everyone at the same time with your speed sis" Yang agreed with her sister and both high fived each other.
Boomstick: Too bad it knocks them out cold, and if she holds on long enough, it's game over.
Wiz: Tenacious foes like Juggernaut can resist it, but in the end, nobody is safe from Rogue's parasitic touch. For every second of contact, Rogue can keep these powers for a full minute. Though sometimes, there's unforeseen side effects.
"It would be awesome if I could use all of our powers, I would literally be team RWBY in one" Ruby says with stars in her eyes. Yang had a similar though on getting more strength.
MS. MARVEL'S POWERS
- Super Strength
- Flight at Supersonic Speed
- Near-Invulnerability
- Enhanced Reflexes
- Telepathic Resistance
- Seventh Sense
(*Cues: X-Men Theme - Hard Rock Remix*)
Boomstick: She held on to Ms. Marvel for so long she absorbed her powers permanently. Now, she's got super strength, speed, and near invulnerability. Not that I blame her, though. I'd be holdin' on to Ms. Marvel for as long as I could! Plus, then when she's unconscious I could...
Before Weiss could spit venomous words at Boomstick Wiz manages to interrupt him mid sentence, before he went too far in his rant.
Wiz: She also gained a seventh sense, the ability to unconsciously predict her opponents' moves.
Boomstick: But her seventh sense doesn't seem to always work. That or the writers just forgot about it 'cause, uh, Rogue gets her ass kicked a lot.
Wiz: For plot convenience.
"It would bake sense if she could do that every time she's in battle she would win every time" Blake says getting her friends to agree with her.
Boomstick: And damn, she's got a hot ass.
Wiz: What?
After hearing that Weiss nearly choked or spat out her drink, both Ruby and Blake both blushed and Yang just kept on looking feeling it was impressive well tone ass.
Boomstick: Hey, that counts as a superpower in my book, Wiz! While she's not invincible, she doesn't have any real weaknesses either. She's a classy southern belle, who I'd like to take out to dinner.
"She is quite the gal any guy would be lucky to have her to themselves" Yang says.
Wiz: Who can fly, lift buildings, and kill people just by touching them.
Boomstick and Yang: Never mind!
At the end a small clip shows Rogue and says.
Rogue: Ain't that enough?
After watching Rogue and what she can do the girls were impressed by her, She can gain other peoples powers and memories that could help her out, Yang felt it was a cool power to have and wished she could use it, Blake and Weiss were impressed with her ability to protect her opponents next move with her 7th sense. Ruby was interested on Rouge's powers that she gain from Ms. Marvel.
They did all agree that she didn't get much back story off of her, the last two episode explained the characters well but not much for Rogue. But was was a unique interesting person.
Next up is Wonder Woman who the girls already know what she looked like, after seeing her in the last episode, they to see some new features like her using a golden looking lasso.
Wonder Woman
(*Cues: Wonder Woman (2009) - Ending Theme*)
Wiz: To the uneducated nerd, Wonder Woman may seem a cheap clone of Superman.
Boomstick: With Superboobies!
Weiss rubs on to her heads temples for having to hear Boomstick's perverted comments towards women and they body figures.
Wiz: But in reality, she's a whole different story. Created from earth, born by gods, trained by ancient warriors...
Boomstick: Maker of Wonder Bread! Designer of the Wonderbra!
Wiz: Boomstick, that's not true!
Boomstick: See, I can do it too Wiz!
"I swear if Boomstick were here..." Weiss says as she face palms at BoomStick's comments.
"Cool your jets Ice Princess its not like boys are stare you down 24/7" Yang says with a smile on her face as she lays back to look at Weiss upside down, this causes her breasts to bounce and jiggle. Causing Weiss to get madder and to make her crush her glass cup enough to creak it.
Blake and Ruby just kept watching while blushing a bit.
Wiz: Wonder Woman is the incredibly powerful and near invincible ambassador of Themyscira, and self-appointed protector of the Earth.
Boomstick: And she dresses like a stripper... a patriotic stripper!
The team were being impressed by Wonder Woman's, by the way Wiz it talking he makes her sound like some powerful goddess.
"Her outfit does make her look like some stripper, though she wears it well' Yang says.
"There have been some Huntresses who wear reveling outfits I'll let that pass for him" Weiss says as she munches on some popcorn.
MASTER COMBATANT
- Trained Since Childhood
- Skilled at Armed and Unarmed Combat
- Prefers Fists Over Blades
- The Best of the Amazons
Wiz: Diana Prince has been trained by the Amazons as a master combatant since childhood. She dueled the best of the best for the right to be crowned Wonder Woman. Her unearthly powers are divine, granted by ancient Greek gods and goddesses.
"Yeah some backstory" Ruby cheers out.
Yang was impressed that she's been training since she was a kid, that's something they both can relate to "Starting young was the best, when dad started teaching me how to fight"
POWERS FROM DEMETER
- Superhuman Strength
- Superhuman Durability [Resist all but Blades and Bullets]
- Magic Resistance
- Enhanced Healing Factor
Wiz: From Demeter, she received superhuman strength and durability.
"Kinda sounds like be" Yang say as she takes bite out of an apple.
(*Cues: Justice League - Main Theme*)
Boomstick: 'And you know that bitch Mailman god with the wingy shoes?
Wiz: Hermes?
POWERS FROM HERMES
- Flight up to Mach-5 Speed
- Superhuman Reflexes [Faster than Superman]
- Superhuman Speed [Up to Hyper-Sonic]
Boomstick: Whatever. He gave Wonder Woman the ability to fly and move at hypersonic speed.
Ruby was drooling at the though of having the powers of Hermes, the thought of her going even faster nearly blow her mind, until Weiss closed her mouth while still looking at the episode.
OTHER POWERS
- Enhanced Sight, Smell, Hearing, Touch, Taste
- Multi-Lingual
- Increased Wisdom
- Superior Empathy
- Animal Rapport
- Other Useless Stuff (She must have a lot)
Wiz: She was given numerous other powers from enhanced senses, animal rapport, and blessings of wisdom and empathy.
"She has quite a lot of powers, thanks to my books I have become some what multi-lingual" Blake says as she keeps on reading Wonder Woman's stats.
Boomstick: Aside from the obvious cannons rested right below her neck, she's got a pretty bizarre mix of weaponry.
Ruby was getting excited hearing that, what ever weapon it is, she'll love it.
LASSO OF TRUTH
- Forged by Hephaestus
- Unbreakable
- Infinitely Elastic
- Forces Prisoners to tell the Truth
Boomstick: Her Lasso of Truth is a piece of unbreakable string that, well, makes you tell the truth.
The team were interested in the lasso, wondering how good it would be to use it on Roman to spill out his criminal secrets, but they were also worries if it did fall into the wrong hands the outcome would be bad, as they keep on watching a small clip shows the Lasso being used.
Hippolyta: What other depraved thoughts must you be thinking?
Col. Steve Trevor: God, your daughter's got a nice rack.
Boomstick: Hell yeah, she does!
While Yang laughed at the clip "Well he ain't lying" the rest of the team didn't need more puns, though the clip did embarrassed them, Blake was well developed though not as much as Yang, Weiss was mad but mostly jealous and Ruby didn't really care much on her size that much.
BOOMERANG TIARA
- Returns After Each Use
- Razor-Sharp Edge
- Can Cut Through Most Substances
Wiz: She uses her tiara as a long range throwing weapon, using its razor sharp edge to slice open her enemies' throat.
"Think we should see if Pyrrha can do that with hers" Ruby says.
Weiss answers her "Maybe another time"
BRACELETS OF SUBMISSION
- Indestructible
- Formed from the Aegis of Zeus
- Blocks Blades, Bullets, Beams, and Other Attacks
- Can Discharge Lightning
Boomstick: Wonder Babe here uses the Bracelets of Submission, indestructible steel gauntlets forged from the remains of Zeus' legendary Aegis. These babies can block all sorts of attacks.
"Oh man I need a pair of those, they would come in handy for some fights" Yang says while she holds one of her gauntlets.
Wiz: She has persevered throughout the years, fighting a huge variety of foes, even killing the Greek God of War, Ares.
Boomstick: Hear that, Kratos? A chick beat you to it!
Wonder Woman bashed the edge of the shield down to Mad Harriet. Causing the girls to cringe due to the sound as the shield hits.
Wonder Woman: Let's see you smile now!
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a cat fight DEATH BATTLE.
Ruby pauses the video and they all start taking side "Well this is going to be hard both of them are so good" Ruby says.
"Both do sound pretty tough, I'm sticking by Rogue " Yang says as she crushes a empty soda can.
"I would pick Wonder Woman she does posses much more then Rogue in weapons and skills" Weiss votes in.
Blake speaks out next "I going to have to pick Wonder woman she does seem more better suited"
Ruby tries to think on who to pick, but to keep this going she goes with Rogue, she hits play to see who wins.
(*Cues: Rogue's Theme - X-Men vs Street Fighter*)
High up in the bright blue sky's Rogue is shown flying. But far in the distance an Invisible Jet descends in background and Wonder Woman flies out or it. She flies in and kicks Rogue in the face, Rogue lands on the ground and dusts herself off while wonder woman speeds in and stops in front of Rouge. Both Super Heroines get ready.
FIGHT!
(*Cues: Wonder Woman (2009) - The Battle/Origins*)
Wonder Woman is the first to make a move as she throws her tiara at Rogue, it hits her causing her to spill some blood, but Wonder Woman comes from behind and roundhouse kicks her. The kick sends Rogue flying thought the air, Wonder Woman then flies after her and kicking her multiple times before dashing behind her again and delivering a hard punch.
"Geez Rogue's getting her ass kicked so far, hope she can fight against Wonder Woman" Yang says while she eats some chocolate candies.
Wonder Woman pulls out her Lasso of Truth and wraps it around Rogue as she's dazed, she then uses her lasso to slams Rogue on the ground numerous times, she then drags Rogue close to her and uppercuts her into the air. While airborne she dashes around Rouge delivering a flurry of punches.
"Oooohh man, come on Rogue" Ruby says with worry as she munches down handfuls of popcorn.
(*Cues: X-Men Theme - Hard Rock Remix )
When she punches Rogue in the face however, she touches Rogue's face causing her to absorbs some of Wonder Woman's powers, she then lets goes as she's starting to feel slightly weak. Rogue seizing the opportunity she absorbs more of her powers when she takes off her glove and touches Wonder Woman's leg.
Blake "She taking away some of her powers, this might give her the advantage"
Wonder Woman manages to break free, but Rogue strikes her from behind with a bombardment of punches, she then elbows Wonder Woman in the neck and sends her soaring with a few quick kick combo.
"Yeah that's it Rogue, kick and wreak her ass" Weiss says, even though her team mates heard her they were far too busy watching the battle play out.
Wonder Woman throws out her Lasso of truth again at Rouge, but she grabs on to it, she tugs on it and slams down Wonder Woman to the ground.
"Things are getting epic" Yang says as she crushes her soda can in her hand.
Rogue flies from behind Wonder Woman, but she then quickly gets up to get behind Rogue and attacks by throwing her tiara at Rogue again, this time she manages to block it, propelling it back on at Wonder Woman's, while she's distracted Rogue kicks her in the air then delivers an uppercut. Wonder Woman stops Rogue with several punches, but her finishing kick is blocked and she is knocked in the air.
(*Cues: Wonder Woman (2009) - The Battle/Origins again*)
Rogue flies up high into the air, taking a look around at see where Wonder Woman has gone to, just then Wonder Woman come in from behind and delivers a flurry of punches on Rogue,
Rogue manages to block the next punch, she then delivers some of her own punches on to Wonder Woman. She then starts to block most of Rogue's kicks or punches, both start attacking and dodging each other's attacks it all ends when Rogue is dive kicked by Wonder Woman. Both combatants fly down gently to the ground. Wonder Woman dashes towards Rogue with a flying kick, but it is interrupted by Rogue thanks to her seventh sense, she grabs on to Wonder Woman and says
Rogue: Good night, sugar!
She then proceeds to plant a kiss of death in to Wonder Woman's lips, killing her as all her power is drained.
K.O.!
Rogue then strikes a pose as she let's go of Wonder Woman.
Back with the girls they were pretty shocked and amazed with this fight, as well as embarrassed since Rogue kissed Wonder Woman.
"That..." Weiss says.
"Was..." Then Blake.
Ending with "AWESOME" by Yang and Ruby, Ruby then yells out "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS CLOSE"
"IT WAS, punch after punch it was amazing" Yang says while hugging she sister.
(*Cues: X-Men (2000) - Main Theme*)
Boomstick: Woo-hoo-hoo! This goes down in history as the best DEATH BATTLE! ever!
The girls highly agreed.
Wiz: Poor Wonder Woman was more than a match for Rogue, but then she touched Rogue's face.
Boomstick: Wonder Woman is a trained fighter, so naturally she would strike her opponent's weakest spots, like the neck, stomach, joints and, well, the face.
Wiz: In the end, her failure was a result of her thorough Amazonian training.
Boomstick: And her stripper outfit! Her leg was just begging the be grabbed there. Though personally, uh, I might have grabbed elsewhere.
"Even if I disagree with Boomstick's pervert act, he is right that outfit is way to reviling" Weiss says as she sits back and take a drink.
Wiz: Wonder Woman's powers may be godly, but Rogue's taken similar powers before, so there's no reason to say she couldn't here. Adding Wonder Woman's strength and speed to Rogue's own power gave her a huge advantage, drastically turning the tide.
Boomstick: A few high flying combos and our favorite X-Girl had Wonder Woman on the ropes.
Wiz: And with her combined reflexes, speed, and seventh sense, she outmaneuvered Wonder Woman with one fatal kiss.
Boomstick: Rogue sure "made out" in this fight!
Wiz: The winner is Rogue.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle
Some 8-bit music plays out on screen it does sound catching and make the RWBY team happy, the girls then see a strange looking world. One the left side a strange looking creature walks in, a red mushroom shape like creature with legs walks into frame, with an angrily look on it face. While on the right side of the screen a green shelled turtle walks in on all fours.
"This looks like its going to suck hard" Yang said annoyed.
Blake questions her "What makes you say that?" She then feels a tapping on her shoulder and seeing Ruby leaning close behind her "Yang's never been much of a fan of old games saying quote on quote "not enough action and thrill" i still like playing them though" Blake agreed since Yang is more of a thrill seeker.