both the Goomba and Kooba from Mario and belong to Nintendo
RWBY is owned by Rooster Teeth
Death Battle is owned by ScrewAttack
This is the last update for now, I'll start working on the next 5 chapters and start posting them next time around at random.
After a quick break to restock on some snacks and to stretch their legs a bit, Ruby grabs the remote and hits play to start off then next episode.
Yang wasn't really that interested in this battle since both fighters didn't look that cool or bad ass "Might as well get this over with" Yang says while she crushed her soda can and creaks open another one.
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
As the intro finishes the girls have their first look at the world of the mushroom kingdom, they see a man wearing a red sweater and hat as well as blue overalls. He's riding some weird but cute looking green dinosaur, the land he's travailing across looks colorful making Ruby remember some of the fairy tales she read as a kid.
Wiz: The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures, like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs.
Boomstick: And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.
Wiz: Every video game has its share of basic endless common enemies, and you can't get anymore common than these two.
Boomstick: But which is the best of the worst? He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
The first combatant is the Goomba a mushroom with legs and a simple mad look on its face, not as intimidating as the other combatants.
Goomba
(*Cues: Melty Molten Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy*)
Wiz: The Goombas used to be steadfast allies of the Mushroom Kingdom. After years of oppression due to their low intelligence and short stature, they betrayed their own mushroom brethren and became the backbone of Bowser's vast army.
Hearing this Blake felt a similar feeling to her old self, remembering back when she was with the White Fang as they started to turn to a dangerous path.
BASIC COMBAT STRATEGIES
- Charges into Opponents
- Not Very Strong
- Can "Headbonk" as well
- Adapts Well to Various Environments
- Useless Fangs
Boomstick: The Goomba's main combat strategy is just to walk directly into its opponents.
"That's it?, they just walk right up to their opponent" Weiss says sounding disappointed, out of all the grimm out in the world none of them are that mindless "How dumb are these Goomba's"
While chugging on a soda can and letting out a burp Yang speaks out "Told you this would be lame, they don't even have any arms to use"
While this isn't the smartest thing to do, it takes some real "spores" if you know what I'm sayin'. Plus, they also have these vampire fangs, but they don't ever seem to use them, and... thinking about it, why does a mushroom even have a mouth?
"Not sure what spores are, but they are willing to fight i'll give them that" Ruby says while munching on a candy bar.
GOOMBA'S SHOE
Gives Jumping Anility
Cannot be Pierced by spikes or Spines
Also called Kuribo's shoe
Can be Stolen Easily
Wiz: When available, the Goomba will use the green Goomba's Shoe to get the jump on its foes, easily able to hop over twelve feet in the air.
Ruby couldn't hep but laugh at the Goomba shoe, thinking how silly and fun it would be using the shoe to fight of some grimm.
"well at least it knows how to use weaspons to fight with" Blake says as she slurps up some noodles.
PARAGOOMBA WINGS
- Enables Slow Flight
- Better Suited for Hovering
- Easily Clipped
- Can Drop Micro-Goombas as Living Bombs
- Baby Killers
Wiz: Goomba's can also sprout wings becoming Paragoombas, capable of barely sustained flight.
"So they can fly now, what's next do they shoot lasers out their eyes or something" Yang says joking, thinking about the idea of Goomba's flying around and how ridiculous it sounds
Boomstick: And when flyin', the mushroom thing can bomb victims below with Micro-Goombas. You know you're a badass when you throw babies as weapons!
"NO it's not" Blake says at the idea of using baby's horrified her and her team mates.
"That's horrible, why would they do that?" Weiss says.
"So now their baby killers just great" Yang says soundly pissed off.
Wiz: The traditional Goomba may seem a useless pawn, but these troopers have been know to accomplish the impossible.
The girl's watch a small clip of a Goomba playing baseball, seeing things are now getting ridiculous.
Boomstick: Wait a minute, is that Goomba playing baseball? With no hands?
TELEKINESIS POWERS?
- Can use Baseball Bats Without Hands or Arms
- Not Really, They're Just Weird Like That...
Boomstick: Oh my God, it has telepathy powers!
Wiz: Telekinesis? No, it doesn't.
Boomstick: Well then how's it holdin' it?!
Wiz: Goombas are unwaveringly brave, never backing down from a fight and always ferociously charging into battle without hesitation. Though, sometimes their stubborn courage can backfire.
Boomstick: Yeah, you'd think it would stop walking when impending death is directly in front of it.
The RWBY girls just all face palmed at the same time with the though that a Goomba id so dumb it just keeps on walking even off a cliff.
Wiz: After dissecting a ...voluntary Goomba myself, I discovered it's brain to be less than half the size of an acorn, proving what we've always known...
As they watch a Goomba walking aimlessly on a treadmill, the girls were coming to the same though, just as Boomstick says it for them.
Boomstick: Goombas are fuckin' morons.
With the Goomba done there was no doubt that the Goomba is by far the worst and dumbest creature, they didn't have any thoughts.
The next fighter to come out if the Kooba a yellow skinned turtle with a green colored shell
Koopa
(*Cues: New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Castle Theme*)
The girls see a larger evil, scary looking turtle with a woman gagged and tired up by rope, the screen then lowers down to show a annoyed and mad looking Kooba being used as a seat for the kidnapped woman.
Wiz: Bowser's second most common foot soldier is the Koopa Troopa, the Turtle Warrior.
Boomstick: Like Ninja Turtles!?
Wiz: No, not Ninja Turtles.
Boomstick: Awh...
"Awwww I want to see a ninja turtle that would be so cool" Ruby says while Blake shared her excitement.
Wiz: While the Goombas are the backbone, the Koopas are prevalent enough to have Bowser's army named the "Koopa Troop".
PARATROOPA WINGS
- Enables Slow Flight
- Decent Aerial Control
- Easily Clipped
- Not Exactly The Best Flyers
Boomstick: Koopas have their own set of Paratroopa wings that can fly for several minutes with no problem.
"Well at least the Koopa is a better flyer then the Goomba" Weiss says as she takes a sip from her tea.
Yang answers back "Yeah at least it's better then a walking pizza topping"
OTHER SKILLS
- Various Sports
- Running Banks
- Creating Seaside Resorts
- Go-Kart Racing
- Running Safaris
- Forming Lame Gangs
Wiz: Koopas are also fairly skilled in Tennis, Baseball, Basketball and Go-kart driving.
Boomstick: Are you sure it's not a Ninja Turtle?
"Alright at least the Kooba is way better then the Goomba" Yang says
"Yeah they can do so many cool things" Ruby agree's with her sister as she munches on some popcorn.
The girls were getting impressed with the many skills the Kooba has, they started to wonder how good with the Kooba's be, Weiss was thinking how good would as servents to help around the family mansion, Ruby was thinking about Kooba's as weapon welders, Blake was thinking of a Kooba working as a librarian and Yang was imagination a Kooba as a club owner or as a bike mechanic.
KOOPA SHELL
- Extremely Durable
- Withstands Over 200 lbs
- Demolishes Anything that is Destructible
- Bounces off Walls
- Comes in a Variety of Collectible Colors
Wiz: Their best offence is also their finest defense, the Koopa shell, made of a tough steel-like substance capable of withstanding over 200 pounds of pressure.
"Sounds tough but i bet i can smash it up with one good punch" Yang says as she cracks her knockles.
Boomstick: As an offensive weapon, the Koopa shell can destroy almost anything! It's a living torpedo of pain!
The girls see the same red and blue man and watch him jump on top the Koopa, seeing him kick the shell or tossing the shell to let it hit Goomba's. Both Yang and Ruby were wondering and thinking it would be cool if there was a grimm turtle that they could do the same.
"Wish i could do that, just toss and knock out multiple grimm" Yang says as she tosses an empty crushed can in the trash can.
Wiz: There seems to be a common misconception that it takes Mario two hits to kill a Koopa. Actually, it only takes one. There just happens to be this durable shell in the way. However, this leads to the Koopa's greatest weakness. When Mario jumps on a Koopa's back, rather than retaliating, it retreats into its shell. Why?
Boomstick: 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies!
Somehow hearing Boomstick's comment made sense to the RWBY girls "Sounds about right" Blake says.
Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. The Koopas are cowards, afraid to face a dangerous foe. Some run from danger but most just hide in their thick shell.
Boomstick: Then again, if I were carrying an impenetrable fortress on my back and... some large Italian man was trying to murder me, I'd probably hide in it too.
Wiz: But you'd think as soon as Mario picked up the shell, it would a perfect time to counterattack, right? And even when they're flying after a good kick, they refuse to stick their feet out and stop themselves.
Boomstick: Well... eh... ah, yeah, you're right, they're bitches.
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle.
Ruby paused the video "So what do you guys think?"
"Both aren't that impressive all but the Koopa, we have have attacker vs defender, stupidity vs cowardly this is hard" Weiss says.
"Well the Kooba does seem batter then the Goomba" Blake says.
"The Goomba is battle ready, Kooba does have a tough shell, Koopa for a winner" Yang says as she chugs down a soda.
"Koopa" Weiss says.
"Koopa" Blake votes in.
"Alright let's see if the Koopa wins" Ruby says and plays the episode.
(*Cues: Super Marioland Theme - Remix*)
The fighting stage starts off, the girls see happy smiling clouds, and listen to a mix of violin and guitar music, it was quite catchy and made the girls feel happy and joyfully "It may not be as hard beating as night club music but this is really catchy" Yang says with a smile on her face, Ruby agrees with her, even Weiss and Blake had smiles on their faces.
Then they see a green shelled Koopa coming out from a Warp Pipe and calmly walks out through the field. When he sees a brown Goomba in front of him, he stops.
FIGHT!
(*Cues: King Bowser - Super Mario Galaxy*)
The Koopa and the Goomba both sprout out their wings, becoming a Paratroopa and a Paragoomba. They take to the air and fly into each other clashing four times.
"Holy shit things might be good" Yang says as she keeps on watching while eating a handfull of popcorn.
Both circle around waiting for one to make the first move, after flying in a circle, the Koopa tries to hit the Goomba by using his shell, he crawls in his shell and spin dashes at the Goomba, but he misses. The Goomba smiles due to the miss,
Meanwhile back with the Koopa ricochets off a wall and some blocks, he spins back and successfully hits the Goomba, he falls tot he ground right under a Thwomp, which he manages to avoid, he then avoids 3 more Thwomps but gets hit again by the Koopa, who is squashed under a fifth Thwomp.
"Things are getting better, i never though things would be the good" Weiss says while munching down on some popcorn.
The Goomba lands near by a cannon, the Koopa hovers nearby the Goomba, the screen zooms out both are surrounded by cannons. Both combatant's fly up into the air just as the cannons fire at them both. They dodge the incoming cannonballs and Bullet Bills, they even trade a few blows. The Koopa tries to hit the Goomba using his shell again, but misses again and starts ricocheting off the walls. When he stops, 6 Bullet Bills fly up, but the Goomba stops them by dropping Micro-Goombas onto them.
Much to the horror of the Goomba using his own babies to blow up the bullet bills, the RWBY girls were just too focused on this fight that is having them on edits of their seats.
After dodging 2 more Bullet Bills in a massive explosion, both the Goomba and Koopa fly high into the air. As they high enough they start to fly into each other again trading blows, suddenly the sun with an angry face, Sun attacks both the Goomba and the Koopa. While the Koopa successfully evades the Sun, the Goomba gets hit and loses his wings.
But luckily, he lands inside a Kuribo's Shoe.
"Oooohh man what next" Blake says while chugging down her glass of milk.
As the Koopa descends down to the ground, the Goomba hops towards his opponent in the shoe. The Koopa hides under a line of Breakable Blocks as the Goomba hops on the Blocks above him. The Koopa tries to escape by flying to the right then quickly flying into the pipe, but the Goomba hits the Koopa, knocking him into the Pipe. The Goomba hops after the Koopa, but gets attacked by a Piranha Plant emerging from the pipe. The Koopa (who lost his wings from the attack)
"What the hell was that" Yang says being surprised by the piranha plant.
"I don't know but this is getting epic" Ruby says, not taking her eyes off the screen.
The Koopa come out the other end of the pipe, as he lands on the ground he meets a group of Red Goombas who live underground.
The Goomba comes out the pipe and hits the Koopa, causing him to hide in his shell. As the Red Goombas dance victoriously, the Goomba spots out a pool of Lava near the Koopa. The Red Goombas continue to dance as the Goomba.
The chatting and suspense gets the girls wondering "Is the Goomba going to win?" Ruby questions as she tightly squeezes her dog pillow.
"It's anyones game now" Weiss answers her.
The Goomba finally advances towards the Koopa and kicks him, causing him to slide towards the lava. But the pool of Lava was too small and narrow enough for the Koopa to slide over it, the shell then hit a block, causing the shell to bounce back into the brown Goomba and the Red Goombas knocking them all out. Unfortunately, he also slides into a much larger pool of Lava, reducing him to a skeleton.
Double K.O.!
"Holy shit that...was...AWESOME" Yang yells out as she jumps out of her bean bag seat, the rest of the her team mates did chear on thinking this was going to be a boring fight.
"That was truly something" Blake says while high fiving Yang.
(*Cues: Desolate Path - Super Mario 64*)
Boomstick: Oh man, I thought this was gonna suck! That was awesome! Who knew those little fuckers could fight like that?
Yang "hell yeah that was great"
Wiz: The Goomba's arsenal proved effective enough, but its own stupidity became its downfall.
Boomstick: Then the Koopa wussed out and kept to the safety of his shell, not stopping in time to avoid the Giant Pool of Lava Death.
Wiz: Even the Koopa's tough shell can't protect it from fire.
"That is true lava would too much for him" Weiss says.
Boomstick: You might say this battle really heated up in the end.
For the first time the girls agree with Boomstick's pun and laughed together.
Wiz: This battle is a Draw.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle
The girls jump from being surprised by loud music as they see who's fighting in the next episode. They see several pictures of two muscular looking men with various hair symbols. Then come out the words "YOU Demanded it!".
"Holy...shit" Yang says slowly as she was shocked. "This is going to be good maybe even batter then Goomba vs Kooba"
"Won't surprise me seeing you getting excited over a fight, but this dos seem more interesting" Weiss says to Yang as she gets up from the sofa and begins to tie up her pony tail and head off to the bathroom.
"They do see quite powerful" Blake says as she looks at the paused screen at the two next combatants.
Ruby gets up to stretch "Well we'll have to wait I think that's enough for now, I do have an idea in mind" As Ruby says that her friends were wondering what she meant about that.
This is the end for now but I will be back after working on more chapter I am going to work on this for the time being, hoping to get my mojo back to work on some of my other stories in the future.
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