Both Haggar and Zangief belong to Capcom's world of Street Fighter
RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth
Death Battle is ScrewAttack's creation
Sorry for the wait on this new chapter I had to deal with some personal stuff with family and friends, this will be the last chapter I'll be posting but the only reason I I'm going to focus on working on the reset of season 1, then I'll start posting new chapters more randomly or scheduled.
Hope you enjoy I'll be working hard on the next chapters for you all to enjoy.
It's a brand new day for the world of Remnant and for Beacon Academy, the girls of team RWBY are fast asleep. They've been training the rest of the day yesterday training, after watching the first four episode of Death Battle
Both Rudy and Weiss didn't have much to work with but tis was different with both Yang and Blake.
Blake has been leaning to roll more to add on to her stealth whenever she's on the ground to sneak by or right behind someone all thanks to Samus Aran, as well she's been working on her Gembol Shroud's ribbon to master it so she can use it like a lesson taking the inspiration from Wonder Woman.
Yang's been working hard to copy some of Akuma's moves, she was getting good with his Kongo Kokuretsu Zan.
After a hard day they went to bed and collapsed, Soon after a relaxing night the team are woken up by their alarm clock. Ruby is the first to wake up and gets up "GGOOOODDD MOOORING TEAMMMMM RWBY" the young team leader yells out as she yanks the curtains wide open, just as before the girls jump out of their bed's as they were jump scared. All three girls jump out of bed and land hard on the floor, for Blake she get a double hit since Yang landed on top of her.
"Yang...get...off of...me" Blake says while she moves her head to the side, but the only reply she got from Yang was a snore and seeing a drop of drool land close by Blakes face "NO, Don't you even DARE" Blake shoves Yang off her back.
As lands on the ground she yawn and stretches out her arms "maaaannn I had a crazy dream about n all you can eat buffet, smelled so good" Yang then whips the drool off her mouth and get up "So are we going to continue some death battle"
Ruby rushes back into the room while carrying a pile of snacks, healthy and junk food "You know it sis" The girls all great ready after going to the bathroom and setting everything up.
Ruby places in the next disc in and hit play on the next battle after the Goomba vs Kooba fight.
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
As the episode plays out the girls see a blue and yellow logo appear on screen, they then see various characters appearing around the CAPCOM logo.
Wiz: Capcom has produced hundreds of deadly warriors, but few can best these two hulking leviathans.
The girls are then shown two large muscular men.
Boomstick: Haggar, the mayor elect of whoop ass.
Wiz: And Zangief, Russia's red Cyclone.
Yang was getting excided by what she was seeing and hearing, she was fangirling she's a true fan of wrestling and she know after watching this she gonna try out some new moves, unknown to her Ruby, Weiss and Blake were watching her as she had a smile on her face.
"This does seem interesting" Weiss says as she eats up some popcorn.
Boomstick: These two wrestlers have never met in person but their rivalry is legendary and it's about time they duked it out!
"Guess this is what it meant by demand" Blake says
"I'll say this is going to be awesome" Ruby says while she stuffs some popcorn in her mouth.
Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
The first person they see is Mike Haggar a large muscular build man, whos wearing leg armor guards, light blue jeans that are being held by a single shoulder belt going across his buff chest, and is wearing fingerless gloves, all the while sporting a manly thick mustache.
Mike Haggar
(*Cues: Muscle Bomber/Saturday Night Slam Masters - Mike Haggar (Original CPS1 Arcade Version*)
Boomstick: Standing 6 foot 7 and weighing 266 pounds - 30 of which is probably in his manly mustache - it's Mike Haggar!
Wiz: For many years, Haggar was a champion wrestler of Slam Masters until being elected mayor of Metro city, a metropolis overrun with street gangs.
"Sounds like some of the areas here that are filled with gangs of bandits" Blake says
Boomstick: Too bad there aren't more badasses in office. Most mayors would just put up laws against crime or increase the police force but Mike takes matters into his own hands.
"Awww yeahh there are only two laws you'll need" Yang says while she kisses both of her fists while shouting out, RWB weren't that surprised. But each of then did like Haggar Ruby thought he was a cool awesome guy with a sweet badass mustache, Weiss was impressed and inspired with Haggar since he was both the mayor of a his city and even took matter into his own hands by dealing with the gang violence just like her becoming a huntress, and Blake though it was
AMERICAN WRESTLING
- Grabs
- Holds
- Twists
- Quick Strikes
- Submissions
- Tie-Ups
Wiz: Haggar is a former pro American wrestler, specializing in grabs, holds and quick strikes. He's of Scottish ancestry and proud of it, even having a scottish flag on his gym.
"Really wish we could visit earth it has some interested sounding places to visit" Ruby says
"We may never know but we do have this show to help us out" Weiss says to Ruby.
SCOTTISH BACKHOLD
- Focused on Balanced
- Grapping
- Pressure
- Sustained Grip
- No Groundwork Involved
Wiz: It's likely he has also trained in Scottish backhold wrestling, which involves bearhugging an opponent and keeping your balance while overpowering theirs.
"Ooohhh man I am so gonna try out some of these moves this is going to be sweet" Yang says while she was eating up all the kinds of movies Haggar has to offer with wide eyes, she was going to bring a whole new fighting style to Remnant to kick ass ang while grimm hunting.
NOTABLE MOVES
- Suplex
- Piledriver
- Back Flip Drop
- Body Splash
- Spinning Clothesline Lariat
- Spinning Piledriver
Boomstick: Haggar's got a devastating moveset ranging from Suplexes, Body Splashes, and his own invention: the Spinning clothesline double lariat, which Zangief stole for his own use. To even the score, Haggar copied Gief's spinning piledriver.
Yang couldn't help but squeal like a fan girl at a boy band concert she was seeing so many moves she had to have them all, she just know this was the best episode (Me "For now")
STEEL PIPE
- Favored Melee Weapon
- A Decent Projectile
- Master Kill
Boomstick: When Haggar isn't overpowering people with his pure manliness, his weapon of choice is a blunt pipe. Hey, he's a mayor that kicks ass and recycles!
Now Ruby was fangirls even if Haggar is using a plain simple pipe a weapon comes at any shape or size
"A Pipe really?" Weiss questions "I'm sure it could make a good weapon but seems quite useless unless your hitting someone weaker"
Weiss then feels an arm wrap around behind her neck and feels Ruby slam her body against hers "Weiss its in how you use it" Ruby says with stars in her eyes and as she slides her hand across the air.
Weiss, Blake and yang looked at Ruby as she was still as a statue, she soon let go of Weiss after a few good seconds and continue on to the episode.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Wiz: Even after his victorious election, Haggar continued his vigorous training.
Boomstick: By piledriving sharks!
"Wait WHAT!?" Weiss says while sharing the shock with the rest of her team mates, they watch Haggar grab onto a shark and piledrive it head first into the ground.
"Holy shit he keeps gets more awesome every time" Yang says with excitement as she sees her new hero piledrive the shark.
BULL SHARKS
- 7 to 11 Feet Long
- Up to 500 lbs
- Very Dangerous
- Swims near Shores Often
- Wrestling Demonstrated Scottish Backhold
Wiz: It appears Haggar wrestles Bull Sharks, one of the deadliest sharks on Earth. These can grow up to 11 feet long and weigh up to 500 pounds. Wrestling these proves Haggar's proficiency in the Scottish backhold, as he keeps his balance against the thrashing sharks until he can piledrive them into the beach.
"Ooohhh man I want him to train me so bad I just need him in my life" Yang says while she sees Haggar kills he shark as its head fly's up.
Boomstick: Next Jaws movie needs more Haggar!
"Damn right, whatever jaws it" Ruby says with a cheer.
"I'm guessing its some kind of shark theme movie, I wonder how good it is" Blake says to Ruby
Wiz: Unfortunately, during his time as mayor, Haggar was undoubtedly forced to prioritize politics over training. It's likely he didn't have much time to learn new techniques or train against many other wrestlers.
Yang was a little disappointed by hearing that "Well he's my hero no matter what I need to find my self if there are some grimm sharks" Weiss felt a similar feeling towards her since she's training to be a huntress and dealing with running her fathers company she will have to make a choice someday, both Ruby and Blake respected Haggar giving up his fighting to manage his people.
Wiz: As a result, he uses moves and skills from an older era.
Boomstick: But they seem to work pretty damn well.
Wiz: He certainly hasn't lost his touch.
"Damn right he hasn't" Yang says while crushing an empty soda can. A small clips plays out for the girls on Haggard campaign commercial.
Announcer: Mike Haggar, the candidate who puts people first.
Haggar growls and kills a Bald Eagle punched on his arm.
"Now that is a true badass" Ruby says while she flexes her arms and puffs out her cheeks. This causes Yang to laugh as well as Blake, Weiss tried to hold it in but though it was cute.
The girls were impressed by Mike Haggar, he's got quite the impressive Yang didn't need much to change her mind, Weiss was impressed by Haggar's choice to run a city and fight it's gangs, Blake was interested in Mike with this fighting styles there was no doubt she'll be seeing Yang using his moves, Ruby liked Haggar for being an awesome fighter and mazing fighter, she only wondered what it'd be like if she could work on his pipe so he can beat more gangs up.
Next up the girls see Zangief, a very large heavily build muscular man, they see him flex his body in a cold snow covered environment, while only wearing wrestling trunks with a golden belt as well wears red and yellow wristbands and a pair of red boots, on his body he has serval scars that have healed up some are small or large, he sports his own fetial hair in his manly beard and thick hairy chest and he's slightly bald but stills has a thick mowhawk on his head.
Zangief
(*Cues: Zangief Theme (Atomic Fusion Remix) - Street Fighter II*)
Wiz: Zangief stands 7 feet tall at 350 pounds, weighing in as one of the strongest on the Street Fighting circuit.
The girls were surprised by the size of Zangief, he could tower over any one here in Beacon.
Boomstick: And as a testament to his manliness, check out that wicked shin hair!
Wiess couldn't help but gag at the sight and thought of shin hair, Yang and Ruby laughed at Weiss's reaction, while Blake wasn't faced since her dad was a hairy man and she was used to it.
RUSSIAN WRESTLING
- Grabs and Holds
- Tie-Ups
- Throws from Tie-Ups
- Push and Pull Opponent to Throw Off Balanced
- Counter-Attacks when Foe Loses Balance
Wiz: Zangief is a champion wrestler in Russia, using push and pull techniques to throw his opponents off balance.
"Yess even more moves I'm so going to master American, Scottish and now Russian wrestling styles yes yesssss" Yang was enjoying her like a kid at a candy shop with stars in her eyes. The others aren't surprised.
"And here I thought Ruby was the strange kind" Weiss says
"Instead of weapons its fighting styles" Blake says
But both sisters don't rely since Yang is eating up all the fighting movies and Ruby was too busy flexing like a child.
SAMBO
- Mix of Wrestling and Martial Arts
- Uses Tactics from Vikings, Tartans, and Golden Horde
- Grappling, Groundwork and Submissions
- No Leglocks or Chokeholds
Wiz: He also specializes in Sambo, a combination of wrestling and martial arts. He's not skilled in leglocks and chokeholds but his grappling, submissions and groundwork are second to none.
Yang was loving this episode she was beginning to write doing every single move that appears in front of her, with a little help from Blake since she's been reading everything.
NOTABLE MOVES
- Double Lariat
- Flying Power Bomb
- Atomic Suplex
- Body Splash
- Banishing Flat
- Spinning "Screw" Piledriver
Boomstick: Zangief's best moves include his double Lariat, Atomic Suplex, Flying Power Bomb and a wicked backhand called the Banishing Flat, a move Zangief learned specifically to counter projectiles. Zangief. HATES. Projectiles.
"That would be annoying while being so big, he is a very large target" Blake says
"Trust me it does get annoying, Yang always does it to me when we were young and playing some of dad's old games" Ruby says.
Wiz: His signature move is the Spinning Piledriver, which he learned after getting caught in a cyclone while piledriving a bear.
"WHAT" The RWB girls were surprise to hear what Wiz said.
Boomstick and Yang: That is the most awesome thing I've ever heard!
Wiz: Actually, wrestling bears has been Zangief's favourite training exercise since he was a kid.
As the girls were watching they soon had to stop to hold back a determined Yang "Let...go of meeee" The girls were all yanking Yang back as she tried to get to the door "I need to find some Ursa's now"
"NO! deal Xiao Long your not going now" Weiss says while holding down Yang's legs.
"We still have to watch this play out" Blake says while holding Yang with her arm across her chest.
Ruby had her arms around Yang's waist "We can go do it later sis"
Yang sighs and finally gave in "Fine, but I still want to go and kick some Ursa ass" she want and sat back down on her bean bag, Ruby hit play to resume the episode.
USSURI BROWN BEARS
- Up to 1500 lbs.
- Twice as Large as Grizzly Bears
- Rarely in Packs
- Occasionally he Wrestles Polar Bears
Wiz: Supposedly, he wrestles Grizzly bears, but these are not native to Russia. It's far more likely he wrestles Ussuri Brown Bears, which can weigh up to 1500 pounds, well over twice the size of a full grown Grizzly.
"Sounds like a Ursa Major they can be really big and mean" Ruby says as she looks at the stats of this beast of a bear.
Boomstick: Holy shit! He piledrived one of those into a Tornado!?
Yang crushed her empty soda can "Oooohhh man I soooo want to do that, I'd go down in the history of badass moments.
Wiz: Battling such a massive beast corresponds with his Russian wrestling training perfectly, forcing the bears to lose their balance and knocking them out cold! Zangief is a loyal Russian through and through, always fighting for his country rather than personal gain. He is often employed by the Russian President as the country's official fighting representative. That said, Zangief is pretty dimwitted, more a follower than a leader. He fights with instinct rather than reason.
"Seems reasonable and quite honorable for him to fight for his country" Blake says as she pours a new glass of milk.
Boomstick: All the more reason to get out of his way!
A small clip plays out of Zangief Attacking the Duck Hunt Dog and piledrives it tot he ground. This make RWY upset as hey say it happen, although Blake felt happy it happened she didn't trust that dog, she felt a that dog was just going to laugh at her with that smile on his face.
Zangief: Mmmmhhh! Me Zangief broke you!
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set.
Boomstick: The Unstoppable Force against The Immovable Mayor.
"Oh yeah baby" Yang cheered.
Wiz: let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle
Ruby quickly pauses the episode and the team start choosing sides.
"Ooooohh man this is tough, both of these guys are awesome" Yang says as she leans back on her bag and grunts.
"Well your going to have to pick one Yang, my vote goes to Mike Haggar" Weiss votes in.
"My chose is with Zangief, he seems so powerful" Blake votes in he choice
Ruby speaks out next for her vote "I'm picking Zangief, he seems quite tough" Ruby votes in.
All eyes went to Yang as she was looking at her hands and trying to pick out "Fuck it Haggar final pick fuck it" Yang votes in.
Ruby grab on to the remote "Let's do this" She hits play.
(*Cues: Intro Theme - Saturday Night Slam Masters*)
Out in the in city on a deserted street, both Zangief and Haggar stand and face against each other. Haggar flex's and stretches his muscles out causing his shirt to rip out to show off his muscular body and his shoulder belt, while Zangief grabs and tosses his red cape away, raises his arms up and points upwards and laughs out load, he then pulls out and drinks a bottle of beer, as she finishes it he crushing the glass bottle with out a scratch.
"That is just awesome" Yang says in awe as she flex's her own arm muscles and stars in her eyes.
FIGHT!
(*Cues: Lobby Screen - Street Fighter IV*)
Haggar and Zangief both grab each other and look each other in the eyes, both shake as they try to et the advantage, and the one to break it was Zangief as she manages to throw Haggar behind him.
He jumps into the air and tries to attack Haggar with a flying kick, but Haggar manages to block the attack. Zangief gets back on his feet and tries to punch Haggar, but his punches keep getting blocked by Haggar's arms.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Haggar manages to dodge Zangief's lariat by ducking down, he grabs on to Zangief and suplexes him, attacks him with his own lariat attack and kicks him. Zangief gets the advantage and suplexes Haggar twice to the ground and piledrives him before he throws Haggar across the street.
"Things are getting intense" Yang munches down on a bowl of popcorn.
As Haggar lands and slides on the ground a pipe lays right beside him. Zangief advances towards Haggar, jumps up and kicks Zangief then attacks him with some hits from the steel pipe he found on the ground, punches from his other hand and a well placed kick, but Zangief counters with the Banishing flat, knocking Haggar into a building. Zangief goes into the building to continue and finish this duel.
The RWBY girls couldn't try what was happening inside but the camera kept on climbing up along the building, the girls could her the two were stilling fighting. As both combatants fight against each other.
As the fighting continues items start flying out the windows on each floor, a couch fly's out, a globe on the earth, a woman in a pink dress, a bright orange ball with red stars, big fat purple cat and lastly a creepy looking bear get thrown out the building.
"Geez what's going on in there" Blake says while she was watching the screen.
(*Cues: Historic Distillery Stern - Street Fighter IV*)
The camera finally goes in and the first thing the girl see is both Haggar and Zangief's fists hit each other, they trade blows but both block each punch and blows. Haggar tries and to hit Zangief but fails as all his attacks were blocked, Zangief suplexes Haggar to the other side of the room, then tackles him out the near by window.
Both men are in a free fall Zangief tries to pile drive Haggar into the pavement, but then Haggar begins to turn the tides and tries to piledrive Zangief, then Zangief tries to piledrive Haggar, then Haggar tries to piledrive Zangief, both men keep trading sides, this is a nail biter for the girls as they wait to see who hits the ground first.
After a few seconds both men hit the hard cold pavement. As the dust clears, Haggar and Zangief are both seen lying down on the pavement. But Haggar has a pool of blood coming from his head, indicating his death, as for Zangief he gets up, points both arms upward and laughs triumphantly for his victory.
K.O.!
Yang jumped in to the air whooping and hollowing cheerfully, the rest did cheer on at the fight before Yang grab on to each on them in her arms and jumped around with joy and spanned around the room with them. "THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN"
"Good to hear, Yang but please but us down" Ruby says while she as starting to get dizzy from Yang spinning around.
(*Cues: Ultra Street Fighter IV - The Next Door: Indestructible (Instrumental)*)
Boomstick: *Sighs* A great man has fallen today...
"He was a great man" Ruby said feeling sad the Haggar died.
Wiz: Haggar and Zangief's similar moveset appeared evenly matched, anticipating each other's moves and countering with their signature attack.
Boomstick: He led a long productive life, kicking ass, ruling Metro City and keeping the beaches safe from rogue sharks...
"He was a great man who protected his people" Yang says as she grabs a tissue and blows heavily into it.
Wiz: Not only is Zangief almost 100 pounds larger than Haggar, he's also 13 years younger and been training all his life.
Boomstick: I'm gonna miss that wonderful mustache!
"Me too that mustache was sooo manly" Ruby and Yang faked crying as each grabbed on to their partners, Weiss tried to hold Ruby back and Blake let Yang wrap her arm around her.
Wiz: Zangief's youth and lack of political agenda were enough to give him a slight edge.
Boomstick: Poor Haggar. He may piledrive sharks, but Zangief's bears were three times larger and probably twice as dangerous. Sure Haggar can grapple a half ton shark without falling over, but if Zangief can push around 1500 pound bears as a hobby, Haggar didn't stand a chance.
Wiz: He definately put up a great fight though.
The girls nod to agree, Haggar fought well and hard, as well as Zangief.
Boomstick: That he did. 'Gief just found his window of opportunity.
Wiz: The winner is Zangief.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle
The girls watch the preview and see not one or two, but four opponents. A set of turtles they all look the same, but each has a different weapon and a different colored mask. BATTLE ROYAL.
"A Battle Royal?" Ruby questions as she goes to restock some snacks.
"Maybe these are the ninja turtles Boomstick said" Blake says as she watches the screen, she felt like she was going to like this.
Yang opens up a new pack of chips and lays back on her bean bag chair "Well hit it Ruby"