Bomberman is rightfully owned by Konami

Dig Dug was dug up by and belongs to Namco Bandai

A small boring episode, though I managed to work it out, I defiantly can't wait till I get to some of the big boys and girls, some that have the best fights.

As well I know that in season 6 is about the time they stopped the "FIGHT" announcement, but I'll try to work that out.

WBY are cleaning up most of their snack mess, Ruby on the other hand had lost at the sacred ritual of RWBY Rock, Paper, Scissors challenge so she's off getting some take out food and lunches.

"Door please" Yang quickly dashed over to open the door for her little sister.

"Got pretty much everything, picked up some burgers for us Yang" Yang grabbed the burger boxes letting Ruby see and loosening the weight off her "The best around as always"

"Got Blake's 3 piece sushi special" Ruby didn't have to wait much for Blake to grab the bag and get a smile on her face "Your the best"

"And as for Weiss I'm not even gonna try and say your fancy foods name, it took me 15 minutes to even try and say it" Ruby handed over her white haired partner her food "Which is why you shouldn't skip out on language classes, thank you anyways"

"I still can't believe I lost, first to Yang then Blake, and somehow to Weiss" Ruby complaints as she shut their dorm room door.

"Well that should be enough for a few more episodes, lets hit up five more, from there let's get some training done, then from there lets go to bed" Weiss makes a good point, last thing she wanted was to gain some of Ruby and Yang's laziness.

"Might as well, we can't stay cooped up in here" Blake adds on as she preps her food.

"Then lets get it done" Ruby hits play while holding on to her burger.

(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

Wiz: Today, two experts of destruction and masters of terrain will fight to the bitter end.

Boomstick: White Bomber, the Bomberman.

Wiz: And Taizo Hori, aka Dig Dug.

"Not quite as badass as Kratos and Spawn, but still slightly cool" Yang says "Just like me as the Yellow Dragon" Yang strikes up a pose.

"Pretty much, though let's see what they got" Ruby says before chopping down on a burger.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our jobs to analyze their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Bomberman

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Boomstick: Bomberman is a psychopathic cyborg slave forced to duel other slaves to the death in dimly-lit maze-like arenas for the entertainment of alien terrorists.

As Boomstick chats away the screen plays out a heavy endurance looking scene, the scene showing a person being heavily armored up and then running though a set of dark halls, all of a sudden there all being filled with walls of fire.

"W-wait that is not what we've been shown so far" Weiss has a point, RBY shrugged it off.

Wiz: No, no, not that Bomberman, Boomstick.

Thanks to Wiz the real Bomberman is shown, a cute looking humanoid who's wearing a purple outfit, with white sleeves and pants, his hands are red spheres and wears red shoes. He doesn't seem to have a mouth, though he has somewhat cute vertical eyes, to end it he has a ratio like antenna.

Wiz: White Bomber, the Bomberman, an alien robot warrior from the planet Bomber who belongs to an intergalactic police force protecting the galaxy.

"Now that's more like it, much more adorable" Ruby cheered as the true bomber is shown, Weiss had to agree.

Blake couldn't argue on him bring somewhat cute, Yang was somewhat disappointed.

"As well he has such a noble task to protect the galaxy" Weiss says while feeling impressed since he's a protector.

BACKGROUND

- Alien Robot Warrior

- Can Generate Bombs

- Defender of the Galaxy

- Uses Explosives to Save Harmless Planets

- Young and Naïve

(*Cues: Classic Mode/Standard Battle (Original) - Bomberman Generation*)

Boomstick: Oh... well, his method of saving those planets is blowing the shit out of them, so he's alright with me.

"Hell yeah, who doesn't love seeing a good explosion?" Yang questions outload though a quick look over her heiress casted some doubt.

"Never mind, I have some in mind" Weiss could take the hint and didn't give Yang the satisfaction of a come back.

Wiz: Right! Bomberman cares little for the environment he is supposedly protecting, making him an unpredictable opponent.

"I take it all back, he's now a combo of Yang and Nora" Weiss said, as for Yang she was going to argue back, though couldn't help to agree that her and Nora do have fun wracking stuff.

Boomstick: Bomberman's answer to every problem is... explosions! Got a locked door? Blow it up! Behind on taxes? Blow them up! Have a naggy wife? Blow her ass up too!

"That already sounds like heaven, blowing anything up is fun and useful" Yang cheers on in excitement.

"Just like how you busted you're locker open" Blake points out as she remembered seeing Yang punching and tosses her locker only to get her notes.

"Yeah but as well as... well you know" Ruby looks over at her sister, not knowing what she meant at first, though Yang shifted her eyes towards Weiss.

It didn't take much for her to relies it "Don't you even dare Xiao Long!" Weiss shouts out as she faces the blonde brawler, Ruby and Blake did there best not to burst out laughing.

BOMBS

- 2 to 3 Second Detonation

- Cannot be Defused

- Upgradeable

- Can be Kicked Thrown

- Can be Powered Up by Being Held

Boomstick: His arsenal consists of bombs, bombs, and more bombs, which usually take about two or three seconds to detonate. And while the explosions start off small, they can be upgraded to destroy an entire acre all at once.

"Sounds pretty cool so far, a cute little bomber"

"It would make clearing grimm out more exciding" Both sisters agreed on.

"Well I've had enough for a life time" Weiss say as she looks back at Yang.

"What, when was the last time you've seen a good old' fashion explosion?"

"There was that one time" Blake adds in.

"Wait what time?" Yang questions her Faunus partner.

"Don't you remember when Ruby sneezed during our first day here?" Blake reminds her team.

After some time when by it hit them "OH YEAH!, I forgot Ruby blow you up" Yang started to burst out laughing "I had a front row seat to it all" Blake adds in with a small laugh.

"Exactly!" Weiss says sounding upset.

"I said I was sorry, and besides you shook the bottle in my face" Ruby argued back.

POWERS-UPS

- Bomb-Up

- Accelerator

- Armor

- Explosive Expander

- Bomb Kick

- Power Glove

- Super Bomb

Boomstick: Plus, he can charge a bomb up to over four times its size for maximum destruction.

Wiz: While blasting his way through planet after planet, Bomberman finds numerous power-ups buried beneath the earth.

"Somewhat interesting" Weiss says.

"Yeah almost like when Dust was mined" Blake adds in, ever since Dust was discovered its helped people of all kinds.

(*Cues: Battle Game - Bomberman Jetters*)

Wiz: Bomb Up gives him extra bombs, Accelerator increases his running speed, Armor gives him temporary immunity, the Explosion Expander gives his bombs a power boost, and Bomb Kick and Power Glove let him kick and throw bombs at his own leisure.

Boomstick: And when he picks up Super Bombs, you know he means business. I'm talkin' T2: Judgement Daybusiness.

"Whooo baby, that sounds awesome" Yang jumps in joy, Weiss rolls her eyes as Yang has stars in her eyes.

ROOEYS

- Easily Tamed

- Super Speed

- High Jumps

- Can Step Over Bombs

- Sometimes Called Looeys or Louies

- And the Pink Ones Dance

Wiz: Bomberman can also hatch and tame wild Rooeys, kangaroo-like creatures which give White Bomber a distinct advantage in battle.

"Oh my gods their adorable" Ruby and Weiss lock there hands together and shrieked in joy.

"I'll agree that much, they seem cute" Blake says while covering her sensitive feline ears.

Boomstick: Each Rooey has a different ability, though generally they are very fast, have incredibly good jumping skills, can step over bombs, and sacrifice themselves for Bomberman if need be. Kind of like Yoshi.

"Oh nooo, poor Rooeys and Yoshi" Ruby tears up dramatically, but still feeling the sadness as she sees a sad Yoshi poster. Weiss feels the same as she gets some small tears.

BY felt bad as well, through Yang tried her bed not to laugh at the poster, not sure why but the poster tickled her pink "Still it'd be pretty cute seeing you ride one Rubes" Yang adds in as she imagines Ruby riding one around.

"Yeah I guess so" Ruby cheers up.

Wiz: Which brings up Bomberman's weakness: his own weapons. If White Bomber's careless, he can easily get caught in his own explosion or trap himself between a wall and his dropped bombs.

"Seems about right, you can lose your luck at any time" Blake makes a point, it'd be best not to just drop them around.

Boomstick: Yeah, Bomberman's pretty good at blowing shit up, but he's not so hot when it comes to defusing his own explosives, but he's survived through a crap-ton of games, leaving behind many smoldering piles of rubble that used to be planets, towns, and families.

"Not quite the image I'd imagine for a killer"

Bomberman: I did it!

RY were both interested on Bombermans bombs, taking in the thought on having bombs to toss on the grimm, having enough to blow up packs of Beowolf's, or having big ones to use on tough Ursa's and Deathstalkers

WB felt somewhat impressed, Bomberman didn't seem much of a strategist and despite being in law enforcement he doesn't really do much to protect set planet.

Dig Dug

(*Cues: Dig Dug Game Room Theme - Namco Museum Vol.3*)

Wiz: Dig Dug is an expert excavator and executioner. He consistently traverses the underground to slay dragons.

Dig Dug didn't seems like much, the game showing him having a blue face and some showing his human face, as for his outfit its a white spacesuit and helmet.

"Dragon slayer, that's a much better name" Yang spoke out after chugging a fresh soda can.

"Yeah, but Dig Dug still seems cute" Ruby said before stuffing her mouth with some fries.

BACKGROUND

- Real Name: Taizo Hori

- Translates to "I Want to Dig"

- Honorary Chairman of the Driller Council

- Father of Mr. Driller

- Ex-Husband of "Kissy" from Baraduke AKA Alien Sector

Wiz: His real name is Taizo Hori, which literally means "I want to dig". He is also the father of the more recent phenomenon, Mr. Driller.

"Interesting real name" Blake found it interesting, having a name that has a true meaning.

"As well its also interesting to know that he even has a son" Weiss added in.

Boomstick: Dig Dug has two loves in life: diggin' and killin'.

"Can't say no to some good killing, grimm were made to be testing bags" Yang slams her fists together in excitement.

"Don't you mean test dummies" Weiss corrects the blonde brawler, her only reply was sticking her tongue at the white heiress.

PUMP

- 15' Harboon-Like Hose

- Forcefully Inflates foe

- Stuns Enemies for a Short Time

- Injects 10 psi Per Pump

- Pumped until the Victim Explodes

Boomstick: His main weapon is one of the most cruel and deadly weapons I've ever seen. It's pretty much a cross between a bike pump and a harpoon.

Wiz: An odd weapon, which I would normally question the efficiency of...

"Not that exciting, but what does it do?" Ruby questions out loud.

Boomstick: But when he stabs you with it... you're gonna wish you die any other way than what Mr. Dig Dug has planned for you.

Wiz: The average human body can only take around 15 pounds per square inch of air pressure before death is assured. Every time Dig Dug pumps, over 10 PSI is injected into his victim, quickly immobilizing them. Two or three pumps later, Dig Dug's target combusts.

RWBY were pretty shocked, its one thing to shoot at the enemy or at the grimm, but pump theme to death seems cruel.

Boomstick: That is one horrible way to die. Imagine after being impaled, you're then slowly filled with air until you explode. Oh man, this guy is sick.

"Holy shit..." Yang admits as she sees a quick snap of Dig Dug killing on of his enemies and its eyes being pumped out in a bloody mess "...That's pretty messed up"

JACKHAMMER

- Burros in 4 Directions

- Instant Start Up

- Fast Efficient

- Can Tear Apart Islands

Wiz: Dig Dug also has a jackhammer, which he uses to burrow through the earth at an unimaginable speed. He has total control over his terrain and can maneuver through the ground just as easily as walking through an empty field, climbing and crawling without slowing down.

"I would be impressed, though it just seems part of the game" Weiss says while viewing the clips.

"Yeah, though it'd be awesome to mine Dust like that, literally as fast as yours truly" Ruby takes up a dashing pose, though Weiss rolled her eyes.

Boomstick: That jackhammer can even force entire islands to split apart, but the strangest thing is the sound it makes. You'd think a jackhammer would sound like this...

Video plays of a real (*jackhammer sound*)

"That does feel more manly" Yang cheers as she flexes up her arms.

Boomstick: But Dig Dug's sounds like this.

Clip from the game is shown (*Dig Dug walking sound*)

"Sounds pretty cute" Ruby says as she pretends to hold it.

"I don't know sounds slightly annoying" Yang said while Blake and Weiss could agree on that, it might get old at some point.

Wiz: Actually, Boomstick, that sound seems to occur each time he takes a step, not just when he's drilling.

Boomstick: So... what? It's his feet? Man, that would get really annoying. No wonder this guy is a psycho.

"For sure" WBY all agreed on.

Wiz: Dig Dug possesses great physical endurance, climbing and digging tirelessly for unprecedented amounts of time, and yet he is easily defeated when tackled by a tomato with eyes.

Boomstick/RWBY: What?

Wiz: Yes, Dig Dug battles both ferocious dragons and living tomato's.

Boomsticks: Who in the hell thought walking tomato's with goggles were on-par with fire-breathing ghost dragons?

"Tomato's, never thought it'd hear something like that" Yang says as she munched on some chips and dip.

"Yeah that's a little weird"

"At least the dragons would be awesome to fight" Both sister agrees on as they both fist-pump.

A clips plays with Dig Dug tunneling and soon hooking on a dragon and pumps it three times till it explodes with the last enemy defeated the Dig Dug level complete jingle plays out loud.

Ruby had some doubts on the new competitors, though her mind had gained some respect for the two of them.

Weiss had been thinking hard on Dig Dug, he may not hold some important title, but still he takes his time to mine down and get rid of dangerous beasts, even if there as ridiculous as tomatoes.

Blake was second guessing on Dig Dug, though she felt like he could win it, since he clearly knows what he's doing, as Bomberman could accidently blow himself up.

Yang didn't see much excitement, though the thought of slaying dragons or even wrecking whole islands would be totally worth it.

Wiz: Alright the combatives are all set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: Its time for a Death Battle

Ruby hits pulse as usual "Not much to go off on, but I'm placing my bet on Bomberman, he might be able to blow Dig to pieces"

Weiss took her time to think it over "I have a more better feeling towards Dig Dug, there might be something up his sleeve"

Blake didn't take so much to think up her answer "Dig Dug might be a safe bet as well"

Yang clapped both her hands and took in a deep breath "Bomberman, I have said enough"

"Really?" Weiss doubts her blonde teammate "It's a gut feeling, final answer" Yang answers back.

Ruby shrugs it off and doesn't hesitate to hit down on the PLAY button and laid back.

(*Cues: Stage Theme - Bomberman NES*)

Bomberman is riding on top of a green Rooey across Dig Dug's open digging field when they suddenly come in cross of Dig Dug as he stands in front of their path.

"Not as excited but this still seems pretty cool" Ruby munches on some popcorn.

FIGHT!

(*Cues: Battle - Bomberman 64*)

Dig Dug fires his harpoon, to which the Rooey quickly dodges by gets out of it's range, but then it dashes back into Dig Dug striking him six times.

"Man that thing is both cute and fast as hell" Ruby squealed in joy, Weiss couldn't help buy agree on how cute it is.

"Mmmm mmeah, I toootally wwwannnt onhhe nnooow" Yang said while stuffing her mouth with chips.

Blake takes notice very quickly when a piece flies near by her "Couldn't you please swallow and then speak, please" She dusts away some messy crumbs.

After munching away on her chip Yang swallows up her food and smiles over to her Faunus friend "Sorry Blacky"

After the last hit, Dig Dug takes notice of a bomb that was dropped by Bomberman, he quickly burrows into the ground to get out of the blast radius. The bomb's explosion destroys a block ground and reveals an Explosion Expander power, which Bomberman goes for it.

Dig Dug quickly sneaks up from underneath Bomberman and stabbing his harpoon into his Rooey. After four pumps, the Rooey explodes in a bloody mess.

"ROOEY NO!" Both Ruby and Weiss shield their eyes in horror, both Blake and Yang felt bad for Bomberman's loss.

The explosive pop sends a screaming Bomberman flying off the ground. He then quickly gets up and lifts up a bomb, to which he charges it up twice, then drops it into the holes entrance.

"Not quite as exciting as the last episode, but things are getting good" Yang tosses over a fresh empty can of soda.

Meanwhile underground Dig Dug finishes reaching the bottom of his hole, he turns to notice the bomb and runs away once again into a new tunnel. The large explosion destroys more ground blocks, revealing four more new power-ups: Accelerator, Explosion Expander, Bomb-Up, and Bomb Kick. Bomberman lands down and walks over to pick up all four of power up's before following Dig Dug's trail, he pulls out a bomb and kicks in down the rest of the tunnel.

(*Cues: Masker - Bomberman 64*)

Dig Dug turns around and uses his harpoon to deflect the bomb back. but Bomberman then kicks it back over, the two start playing bomb soccer with Dig Dug using his harpoon to hit the bomb while Bomber kicks it, the cycle continuing on until Bomberman throws out another bomb, stopping both bombs in the middle.

"Yeah not too thrilling, but I'm certainly on my seats edge" Blake agrees on while watching.

Both opponents flee as the bombs' both explode, creating huge plus-shaped red explosion, destroying many blocks, overhead a new power up is underneaths the Super Bomb powerup, which Bomberman quickly grabs.

"This otta be good" Ruby munches on a candy bar.

Dig Dug continues fleeing by digging his way upward towards the surface, back underneath Bomberman holds the Super Bomb in his hands, charging it to four times its size, he throwing it further up towards the tunnel. The huge explosion from the bomb is so powerful that Dig Dug, who nearly made it towards the surface, is now floating in mid-air with no ground blocks surrounding him. He falls down in front of Bomberman, who is in the middle of charging another Super Bomb for him to end it.

(*Cues: Boss Intro #2 - Bomberman 64*)

As Bomberman charges it up twice, Dig Dug quickly fires off his harpoon at Bomberman, causing him to drop the Super Bomb. He then pumps him up only twice before digging down underneath to escape the inevitable explosion.

"Oh no, Bomberman!" Ruby screams out as she waits for the final moment to come up.

Bomberman slowly recovers as the air drains from his body, he then turns to see his Super Bomb just as it's about to go off. His eyes turn large and cartoonish as he lets out a scream before the Super Bomb let's out another large explodes, leaving a huge hole in the ground. Dig Dug then looks over at the newly fresh made hole, seeing that his opponent was obliterated by his own weapon.

K.O.!

"Nooo Bomberman" Ruby cries out.

"Oh yeah baby that's a win for team checkmate" Weiss offers Blake a low-five and she accepts it.

"Mannnn, it was still a worthy battle" Both Ruby and Yang salute in honor.

(*Cues: Dig Dug REMIX - Trailer Theme*)

Boomstick/Yang: Yeah, explosions!

Weiss rolls her eyes "Of course"

"Bite me Ice queen, next time I'm treating you to an all out explosion marathon" Yang says while wrapping her around Weiss's neck "Trust me it'll be beautiful"

Wiz: Dig Dug is a difficult opponent for anyone to beat, not for brute strength but maneuverability. Dig Dug had complete control over the terrain right off the bat, while Bomberman was forced to rely on his power ups for success.

Boomstick: Taking the fight into the ground gave Dig Dug a huge advantage.

Wiz: Even after if it looked like Bomberman took the lead, Dig Dug proved he could control his opponent just as much as he can control his environment.

"Sounds about right, he could have made a maze down there" Weiss admirers as it would be smart, Dig Dug could go by faster meanwhile Bomberman would take too long.

Boomstick: Bomberman sure went out with a bang.

"He sure did" Yang thumbs up that pun.

Wiz: The winner is Dig Dug.

Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle

"Wonder who's coming up next?" Ruby quiets up as some music plays out loud.

Unknown weird creature: I am Shadow, the ultimate life form.

They see a bipedal animal like figure walking out of a cloud of smoke. He's seems to be wearing red and white shoes, white gloves and two rings, each wrapped around his wrist. His fur is glowing bright gold with red stripes and he's glowing in some kind of aura like energy as it shows it pushing his fur upward. He speaks in a intimidating and chilling voice.

"What the fuck it that?" Yang slowly spoke out, before RWB could say much. A cool looking logo pops out, green in color, with a golden like sphere decorated with 4 red stars, what was most eye catching was a serpent like dragon wrapping around the title "Team Fourstar"

Unknown Man: And I, am the Prince of all Saiyans!

Then they see a man with a cocky look on his face. He's wearing some kind of strange outfit that could be armor and while his spiky hair was glowing a bright yellow gold shade as well as his own eyebrows. He's also surrounded by an aura like energy. He also speaks in an intimidating voice but it sounds more arrogant.

Vegeta vs Shadow

"Holy shit, this seems like it'll be AWESOME!" Yang lifts her arms up high along with her young sis and the two of them high-fived "Well do the honors Rubes, play it on"

That's the end of this chapter I hope you've enjoyed

I have to take care of some personal family issues, but i'll keep on working out the rest of this story