In the McDuck Mall; Sonic was in the food court playing solitaire.
He placed a 4 of hearts on top of a 5 of spades.
The hedgehog nodded.
"This is easy." said Sonic.
He grinned.
"Nothing can ruin this moment." said Sonic.
Then Duncan H appeared with a tray of Burger King food before setting it on the table, causing the cards Sonic was playing with to fly off the table.
The hedgehog noticed it and groaned.
"I should have just stayed home and played the remake of Battle for Bikini Bottom." said Sonic.
Duncan H smiled.
"Quite a game. Had a cult following." said Duncan H.
He grabbed a Rodeo Chicken Sandwich and started eating it.
"Man this is good." He said with his mouth full.
"Nowhere near as good as the Bacon Kings." said Sonic.
Duncan H grabbed a wrapped up Bacon King and placed it next to Sonic as well as a Chocolate Oreo Shake.
Sonic noticed the shake and started sipping it.
"That's good." said Sonic.
"Hard to believe that the place I got it from was cursed." said Duncan H.
Sonic shook his head.
"I swear, your mother must have been drinking when she had you." said Sonic.
"Yeah doesn't help that I almost sound like her." said Duncan H.
"True that." said Sonic.
Interview Gag
"I get a lot of stuff due to having the same voice actress as my mother." said Duncan H.
End Interview Gag
"You know, I should probably get a job for once, maybe at a grocery store." said Duncan H.
Sonic chuckled.
"Good luck with that during a pandemic in the real world." said Sonic.
Duncan H became confused.
"Why's a grocery store a bad idea in a real world pandemic?" said Duncan H.
"For starters, it would be a fucking nightmare due to grocery stores being the most likeliest of places to catch a disease, and you'd have to sanitize every cart that's brought back in, clean every bathroom. Plus the main author works in a grocery store." said Sonic.
"Okay, movie theater?" said Duncan H.
"Films have to be streamed online now. Look at what happened to Scoob and what'll happen to the upcoming Spongebob film." said Sonic.
Duncan H groaned.
"Kill joy." said Duncan H, "We're not even in the real world."
Sonic nodded.
"True, true." said Sonic.
"I'll need to get a resume typed up, but I wouldn't know how to." said Duncan H.
Sonic did some thinking.
Later; the two were in Roger's RV trailer as the meerkat was typing stuff down on a laptop with his glasses on.
He smiled.
"I'm amazed you came to me to type down a resume." said Roger.
"We would have gone to Crunch first, but he's visiting family." said Sonic.
"Other then him, you're the most tech savvy person we know." said Duncan H.
"How true." said Roger.
He then burped.
"All finished." said Roger.
He pushed a button on his laptop.
A printing sound was heard and Roger leaned back towards a printer before grabbing a piece of paper that was printed out and inspected it.
"This is good." said Roger.
Duncan H grabbed the paper and looked at it.
"This is what a job resume is like?" said Duncan H.
"Yeah pretty much." said Roger.
"No previous experience?" said Duncan H.
"That goes without saying." said Sonic.
Duncan H nodded.
"True." said Duncan H.
Roger took the paper away and walked over to a copier and placed the paper in it before pushing some buttons.
Then a copy of the resume printed out of the copier before he removed the real deal and the copy before giving them to Duncan H.
"One for you, and one for who'll hire you." said Roger.
Duncan H nodded.
"Alright." said Duncan H, "But where do I get a job at?"
"Anywhere that catch's your interest." said Roger.
Duncan H did some thinking.
Later; he was sitting in the office of a Burger King talking to a Caucasian man leaning away from his desk.
The man was looking at Duncan H's resume and nodded.
"You're hired." said the man.
Later; Duncan H walked out of the Burger King.
He smiled.
"Perfect." said Duncan H.
Sonic and Roger were sitting on the hood of his car waiting.
Sonic smiled.
"So?" said Sonic.
"I'm working tomorrow." said Duncan H.
Sonic and Roger fist pumped.
"Well done Harris, never knew you had it in you." said Roger.
"Neither did I. And this is like doing a knife throwing stunt with Superman." said Duncan H.
Cutaway Gag
Superman was strapped to a spinning target and Batman was getting some knifes ready.
Superman chuckled.
"Knifes, really Bruce? Even if you can pull that off, there's a chance it won't do any good." said Superman.
But Batman tossed the knifes away and pulled out knifes made of kryptonite.
The man of steel shrieked in shock.
Batman threw the kryptonite knifes at Superman, but they landed next to him.
End Cutaway Gag
"Good thing I've got a kryptonite knife right now." Roger said before holding up a knife of kryptonite.
Sonic and Duncan H became shocked before smacking the knife out of the meerkat's hand.
"Dude, don't you know any better, prolonged exposure to kryptonite will harm anyone that isn't Kryptonian eventually." said Sonic.
"I only had it for a week." said Roger.
"Keep it in lead." said Duncan H.
Roger glared at Duncan H.
"I don't have it." He said.
Sonic and Duncan H shook their heads.
"Typical." said Sonic.