With Duncan H; he entered the same Burger King before walking to the back of the building and walked to the counter in a Burger King outfit.
"Well, better get to work." said Duncan H.
He then started working.
He placed some sausage patties on the grill.
"Nothing beats flame grilled food." said Duncan H.
But the grill somehow exploded.
The teen became shocked.
"Whoa." said Duncan H.
He pulled out a fire extinguisher and put out the fire.
Interview Gag
"The fuck did I sign up for?" said Duncan H.
End Interview Gag
Duncan was beyond shocked.
"First day on the job, and I cause trouble already." said Duncan H.
"HEY!" yelled a voice.
Duncan H gulped and saw his manager approaching the kitchen in shock.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE GRILL?!" yelled the manager.
Duncan turned to the Manager.
"IT FREAKING EXPLODED!" He shouted.
The manager glared at Duncan H.
"Well use your head the next time you try and cook something." said the manager, "Work the drive thru."
"But I'm the only one here." said Duncan H.
"I'll think of something." said the manager.
Later; Duncan H was working the drive thru and also operating a new grill and a drink and milkshake dispenser.
"I wonder how Spongebob was able to pull this off briefly." said Duncan H.
He then heard a car approaching a menu from his headset.
"Welcome to Burger King, flame grilled burgers since 1954, how can I help you?" said Duncan H.
"Yeah, I'll take the Bacon King meal large, and a vanilla Oreo milkshake large." said a voice.
Duncan H nodded.
He typed stuff down on a keyboard.
"Large Bacon King meal, large vanilla Oreo milkshake, that'll be about $10.43. Drive on up to the window." said Duncan H.
He started cooking a burger and some fries before dispensing a vanilla milkshake with Oreo chunks into a cup.
He then placed the hot food in a bag as a Jeep drove at the window before money was held towards him.
He took the money before giving the food to the driver who then drove off.
Duncan H yawned.
"HEY!" yelled the manager's voice.
Duncan H groaned and turned to the manager.
"There is to be no being tired on the job." said the manager.
Duncan H groaned.
"Never got this shit at school from my cool teacher." grumbled Duncan H.
"What was that?" said the manager.
"Nothing." said Duncan H.
Later; Duncan H was cleaning up a urinal.
But then his manager appeared and started peeing on the teens face.
Duncan H screamed in shock as the manager laughed.
"This is fucking awesome." said the manager.
Duncan H groaned.
Later; he was placing a burger on a bun before decking it out with some onions, lettuce, and tomatoes.
He then placed the burger in a Whopper box.
However the burger and box exploded.
This shocked Duncan H.
"WHAT THE HELL!" He shouted.
Then he saw his angry manager.
"QUIT DESTROYING RESTAURANT PROPERTY!" yelled the manager.
Duncan H groaned.
Later; he was refilling the drink dispenser with different kinds of soda.
"I hope this doesn't explode." He said.
However the Soda machine came to life and started running off.
The Manager saw this and turned to Duncan H.
"I swear was just filling it." said Duncan H.
The manager growled.
Later; Duncan H was mopping the floors as the manager approached him.
"Hey, you've been working real hard, how about going on a break?" said the manager.
Duncan H nodded.
"Okay." said Duncan H.
The manager started to walk off, but turned back to the teen.
"By the way, there's some unused toilet paper in the back that're now unfit for customer use, can you take them to my house while you're at it?" said the manager.
Duncan H groaned.
"Fine, fine." said Duncan H.
He was given a piece of paper with an address on it.
Interview Gag
"I probably should have got a job at a different Burger King with a better boss." said Duncan H.
End Interview Gag
Duncan H was driving his car and stopped at a mansion before becoming confused.
"Huh? This can't be right." said Duncan H.
He looked at the same piece of paper then at the house address.
"It is." said Duncan H.
He then became confused by that.
"But how did Mr Kennedy get a place like this from a fast food restaurant management job?" said Duncan H.
He exited the car and went to the trunk before opening it up and pulled out a basket full of toilet paper.
"Doesn't make sense, he's a jerk that's stealing restaurant property by way of loop holes." said Duncan H.
He walked to the house and knocked on the door.
Then it opened up and Duncan H became shocked.
"Oh you've got to be kidding me." said Duncan H.
On the other side of the door was a very smoking hot woman who looked like the smoking hot MCU version of May Parker, but much more younger looking.
Interview Gag
"How does a guy like Mr Kennedy get a girl like that?" said Duncan H.
End Interview Gag
"Oh, you must be Duncan Harris. Pat told me you'd be coming." said the woman known as Mrs Kennedy.
Duncan H became confused.
"You sure you're not Mr Kennedy's sister?" said Duncan H.
The woman laughed.
"No, of course not. Besides, we've seen That's My Boy and Father Figures to know that would be very odd." said Mrs Kennedy, "Where are my manners? Come in, come in."
"Uh no thanks ma'am, I'm on break." said Duncan H.
"I insist." said Mrs Kennedy.
Duncan H entered the house with the toilet paper.
He looked around and became confused by what all was inside.
There was a rowing exercise machine, lots of fancy furniture, a lot of mugs that had World's Greatest and different words underneath the phrases, and a photo of Mr Kennedy standing next to a fancy truck with a smile on his face.
"What the fu-"Duncan H said before the scene cut away.
At Toon Manor in the living room; Sonic, Roger, and Mia were sitting on the couch as Sonic was messing with a Roku remote before stopping.
"There, HBO Max is all set up so that we can finally watch Close Enough and whatever interesting Warner Bros shows and films'll show up there eventually." said Sonic.
"Good thing we also got CBS All Access, Netflix, Hulu, and Disney Plus as well." said Mia.
"Amen, and I've already got that stuff in my trailer." said Roger.
Then the front door opened up, revealing a very shocked and wet Duncan H before thunder and lightning was heard.
"Why is it that every time someone shows up here shocked there has to be a thunder storm?" said Sonic.
"That's a cheesy cliche, I'm very fond of the head em off at the pass cliche from western films." said Roger.
The group turned to Duncan H.
"So how was your first day at work?" said Mia.
"A nightmare." said Duncan H.
"Yeah the first day never works out." said Roger.
"No, I mean it was terrible working for this Burger King manager." said Duncan H.
"How so?" said Sonic.
Duncan H entered the living room and sat down on a recliner.
"For starters, I was the only one there for the morning, belittled me every chance he had, even when I was showing minor signs of being tired, and he fucking pissed on my head." said Duncan H.
The group became shocked.
"He peed on you?" said Mia.
Duncan H nodded.
"Maybe he's friends with R Kelly." said Sonic.
Duncan H glared at Sonic and he hits his legs with a crowbar.
"OWWWW!" Screamed Sonic.
"Not now Sonic I'm not in the mood." said Duncan H, "Also a grill exploded, a box with the burger exploded and the soda machine somehow came to life and ran away."
"So I'm guessing that's why the day was terrible." said Mia.
"Not exactly; he knocked over some toilet paper as a way to make it seem like it's unfit for customer use, I never saw him knocking it over, but I know he did. He had me take it to his home, and when I got there, I saw he was living in a mansion, owned a fancy truck, had lots of coffee mugs that started with World's Greatest, lots of fancy furniture, exercise equipment, and he's got a smoking hot wife." said Duncan H.
The group was shocked.
"You're kidding right?" said Roger.
"No." said Duncan H.
He waited around, but looked at Sonic confused.
"What, no pop culture reference whatsoever pertaining to the MCU?" said Duncan H.
"Oh I'm sorry, was I supposed to make a pop culture reference and or a snarky comment right now?" said Sonic.
"Yeah pretty much. It's your thing." said Duncan H.
"You fucking hit me with a crowbar." said Sonic.
Duncan H just groaned.
"Well sorry if I was in a bad mood after coming home from work from a boss who has a wife that is similar to the smoking hot Aunt May from the MCU." said Duncan H.
"That ain't the worst thing you've done to someone. Need I remind you of when we were hanging out that one night last week?" said Roger.
Flashback
At nighttime; Duncan H was driving his car around the town with Roger sitting in the passenger seat.
"Wow, I'm amazed you actually wanted to hang out with me." said Roger.
"Well us trouble makers have to stick together and prove that we're not always bad seeds." said Duncan H.
"True that." said Roger.
Duncan H looked out the car and stopped it.
"Hold on, hold on." Duncan H said before chuckling, "There he is."
He rolled down the window and poked his head out angrily.
"BREAK YOURSELF FOOL!" yelled Duncan H.
A bunch of black people who were in front of a nightclub became shocked.
"AW SHIT, IT'S DUNCAN HARRIS SON!" yelled one of the black men.
Most of them managed to run off while Duncan H drew out a machine gun and started shooting at the one black man, but then the flashback abruptly ended.
End Flashback
"That didn't really happen." said Duncan H.
Roger became confused.
"It didn't?" said Roger.
"No dude, you got that from a Comedy Central show that Wayne Brady guest starred in." said Duncan H.
Roger scoffed.
"No I didn't." said Roger.
"You totally did, Wayne Brady was a big deal at the time. Plus he had hair." said Sonic.
"But what am I going to do about my new boss?" said Duncan H, "He's a prick yet has a perfect dream life."
"You could always spy on him." said Sonic.
Everyone looked at Sonic.
"And how's that going to help out Duncan's situation?" said Mia.
"I heard that this one guy was such a prick that no one even liked him, but he had the perfect life as a result of being a good person in his private time." said Sonic, "Maybe Duncan Harris's boss is hiding a secret life no one knows about."
"Yeah right, it'll maybe the same as his known life." said Duncan H.
"Hey, I've seen weird things in community showers that can't be unseen." said Sonic.
Flashback
On Smash Island in a huge shower; a lot of Smasher's including Sonic wearing a raincoat were taking a shower.
"So I manage to give Wolf a run for his money in the second round, and managed to do the same thing to Ike, only to lose to Snake in the semi final round in my second year in these tournaments." Sonic who was talking to Banjo and Kazooie said.
The bear and bird nodded.
"Okay." said Kazooie.
Then K Rool appeared in the shower.
"Hey guys." said K Rool.
"Hey." the other smasher's said.
K Rool removed his crown followed by his golden belly somehow.
The others became shocked.
"The fuck did I just see?" said Banjo.
K Rool became confused.
"What?" said K Rool.
"You removed your belly?" said Sonic.
K Rool groaned.
"Not again." said K Rool.
He became mad.
"Why do you always think that this belly is part of my body? It's the same design as my crown. Who in their right mind would shower with metal stuff on?" said K Rool.
Mega Man who was out of his armor nodded.
"You said it." said Mega Man.
Everyone just stared at the robot confused.
End Flashback
"Any questions?" said Sonic.
"Why were you wearing a rain coat while taking a shower?" said Mia.
Sonic shook his head.
"Really, that's what you don't get?" said Sonic.
Mia nodded.
Interview Gag
"I don't get why some people feel the need to wear a raincoat while taking a shower." said Mia.
A knocking sound was heard.
"Have you seen Fozzie Bear in the beginning of Muppets In Space?" Sonic's voice said, "He was wearing a raincoat when Animal walked in on him."
Mia is shocked.
"He was?" She asked.
End Interview Gag
"If anything, I've seen Inklings in that shower using umbrella's due to having water issues themselves." said Sonic.
Mia nodded.
"Okay." said Mia.
"Spy on my boss, okay." Duncan H said before walking off without the others noticing.
Interview Gag
Duncan H smiled.
"This'll be perfect, see what my boss is like, and try and use that against him if he tries to be cruel to me again." said Duncan H.
End Interview Gag
"I wear a shower cap when taking a shower." said Roger.
Mia became confused.
"Why do you wear a shower cap when showering?" said Mia.
Roger reached in his hair and pulled out a dreadlock from behind it.
"I've got a dreadlock." said Roger.
