Well, here's yet another chapter. Papyrus is so awesome. Enjoy!
I looked at where Sans was pointing. There was a red and white blob moving towards us.
"come on, i know a place where you can hide." He grabbed my hand and dragged me across the bridge. We stopped at a little clearing. The skeleton motioned towards a purple and blue lamp. Why was there a lamp here? This is a forest!
"go hide behind that conveniently placed and shaped lamp." I did so. He was right, the lamp was conveniently shaped. Not to mention placed. Sans's brother came running into view.
"SANS! IT'S BEEN 7 DAYS, AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T. RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE? THERE WILL BE NO PUZZLES TO STOP THEM!"
The larger skeleton kept rambling. I was wondering why he didn't notice me. I may be invisible if you were standing right in front of the lamp, but to him, it would look like I was standing beside the lamp.
"sorry, bro. i'm on break." This bantering was making me giggle a bit. I hoped Sans' brother didn't notice me.
"SANS! YOU'RE ALWAYS ON BREAK! DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE FOR ONCE!"
"i have. i've been working my fingers down to the bone." Why did I hear a rimshot when he said that? It was a good pun, though. The other skeleton seemed to be getting frustrated.
"SANSSS! NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR HORRIBLE PUNS! AND IF YOU EVER WANT TO BE AS COOL AS ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, THE YOU'LL NEED TO PUT SOME MORE… BACKBONE INTO IT! NYEH HEH HEH!" And with that, Papyrus sauntered off. Sans turned toward the lamp.
"you can come out now, kid. you just witnessed something rare. paps made a pun for once. hey, i have a favor to ask of you. my bro has been a bit down lately. seeing a human just might make his day. don't worry, he's not as dangerous as he tries to seem. isn't papyrus so cool?" I agreed to let Papyrus see me. Man, these Skelebros were getting the best of me.
"heh, thanks kiddo. now, you'd better hurry along, or you'll have to hear more of my terrible puns. see you up ahead." Then, he walked off in the direction we came. What? How was I going to see him up ahead if he went the opposite way? Ah, who cares. I had a feeling he'd stay true to his word, and I'll see him up ahead.
A bit up ahead, there was a fork in the path. I decide to head to the left, but there was nothing but a fishing rod. I decided to leave it alone; it's not my business. I also had a feeling that it was a prank. I returned and kept going straight.
Up ahead, I saw the Skelebrothers. So, I was right after all. I he did speak the truth. I walked a bit more slowly, until I was right behind a random rock. Sans then noticed me.
"hey, pap. look over there" He pointed at me. Papyrus seemed excited.
"OH MY GOD, SANS. IS THAT A HUMAN?" I had a feeling Sans was about to pull a pun.
"nah, bro. that's a rock. but hey, what's that behind the rock?" I knew it.
"OH MY GOD, SANS. IS THAT A HUMAN?" This was getting funny.
"yeah." Then, one of the funniest things so far happened. The friendly giant and Sans started spinning for some reason. Were they ballet dancers or something?!
"SANS, REALLY?"
"yeah paps, really." They stopped spinning and Papyrus cleared his non-existent throat.
"HUAMAN! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS! PREPARE FOR PUZZLES, HIGH-JINKS, LOW-JINKS, JAPES AND MUCH, MUCH MORE! NYEH HEH HEH!" Then, he ran off once again.
Sans turned towards me. "heh, well played." I opened my mouth to ask them if they were secretly ballerinas, but the word seemed to flash black and white, just like at the beginning of a battle. I braced myself, but no Fight started. Sans had disappeared. Can he teleport or something?
I turned towards the path ahead. Only one way to go now. Prepare for puzzles!
I'm still laughing at the ballerina part. I really need to get ahold of myself. Yes, Frisk. Sans of all people is a ballerina. Ok i'm going to stop rambling. thanks for reading!