AoSTH Robotnik meets Captain Underpants

Doctor Robotnik sat in his fortress at his super computer, thinking about how he was going to finally get rid of Sonic. That hedgehog drove him insane so badly, Robotnik rarely slept in peace without encountering Sonic, who would beat the heck out of him.

Scratch and Grounder hardly tried their best anymore when it came to capturing or destroying Sonic, they were a bunch of bumbling imbiciles and the mad doctor really hated it when his minions were nothing but nincompoops.

Then there was his mother he had to worry about, Mama Robotnik had escaped that asylum of hers so many times to see her son to a point where Robotnik would often expect another break out and visit from her any day now.

But thankfully, half the time, Mama Robotnik never showed up. However, Robotnik had started to hear rumors of an underwear clad superhero running around and hoped that weirdo did not show up, fearing he was just as annoying as Sonic.

Beep beep beep beep! Robotnik heard his communicator viewer go off, followed by the voice of Coconuts. "Doctor Robotnik, somebody's here to see you." The robotic monkey said, he sounded a bit nervous.

"Whoever it is," The villain yelled, "TELL MY VISITOR HE OR SHE WILL HAVE TO WAIT. I'm very busy and I don't have the patience for visitors!"

"The visitor's not a she, its not Mama Robotnik."

"Very good, so who wants to see me?"

"Some weirdo calling himself Captain Underpants."

"CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS?"

Coconuts let out a scream just as somebody smashed him with his bare hands and the screen turned off, Robotnik was shocked and outraged. Who was Captain Underpants? Was it actually Sonic, stirring up some trouble?

Somebody knocked on the door and Robotnik yelled, "GO AWAY! I DO NOT TAKE KINDLY TO PEOPLE WHO DARE COME TO MY FORTRESS UNNANOUNCED AND JUST DECIDE TO PAY ME A VISIT AND SMASH MY ROBOTS!"

BOOM!

The door burst open and a tall figure of Robotnik's size walked in. The doctor stood, shaking with outrage at the sight of who had just walked through the door: Standing there in nothing but underpants and a red cape was a bald, fat man who smiled.

"TRAH LAH LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The man sang.

"Who are you?" Robotnik thundered, "AND HOW DARE YOU BREAK DOWN MY DOOR AND JUST COME ALONG IN NOTHING BUT UNDERPANTS AND A CAPE, SHOW SOME DIGNITY AND RESPECT TO DOCTOR ROBOTNIK!"

"I am Captain Underpants," Captain Underpants proclaimed boldly, "And I am here to humiliate the evildoer known as Doctor Ivo Robotnik, who seeks to conquer Mobius. To start, I think I'll give you a nice ol' punch. PREPARE TO BE HUMILIATED!"

Captain Underpants ran at Robotnik and, before the scientist could do anything, punched him in the face and kicked him in the groin. "OOOOOH!" Robotnik shouted, "You'll regret that, you stupid, overweight idiot!"

"Nobody calls Captain Underpants an idiot!" Captain Underpants proclaimed, "Prepare to be wedgied, you silly Eggman." With those words, he circled Robotnik, grabbed his underpants, pulled back and let loose.

"OWWWWWWWW!" The doctor shouted, feeling his underwear hit his butt! The so-called superhero was laughing histerically and so caught up, he never noticed Scratch and Grounder coming in to try and defend Robotnik.

"Stay away from our master, you dummy!" Grounder shouted, spinning his drills.

"Yeah!" Scratch nodded, "Unless you wanna be groin kicked!"

Captain Underpants took notice to the two dumb robots and flew at them, kicking them to pieces before attacking Robotnik again, punching his clock out and then smashed his computer console with a wrench and proceeded to wreck everything in the fortress.

The brave hero turned to face the angry villain again, tacking him and they started wrestling with Captain Underpants gaining the upper hand and punching Robotnik in the face again, squishing his pink nose and knocking out a tooth!

The whole scene lasted for minutes, eventually, Captain Underpants kicked Robotnik and set him flying into his smoking computer console, causing the doctor to cry out as he was electrocuted before falling to the ground.

"Well, gotta run." Captain Underpants said with a laugh, "That was fun, humiliating you and trashing your villainous lair, but I got other things to do. See you later and I hope to wedgie you again sometime, ha ha ha, so long sucker!"

Captain Underpants ran out the door as Robotnik looked on, shaking with rage, he got to his feet and started stomping the ground. His anger reached full max and Robotnik yelled, "I HATE THAT UNDERWEAR-CLAD SUPERHERO MAN!"

Scratch and Grounder had just pulled themselves back together when Robotnik shouted furiously, the two robots got to work on fixing the fortress, cleaning up the mess and began helping their master plot his revenge on Captain Underpants.

"Just you wait," Doctor Robotnik growled, "I'll make that so called Captain Underpants pay, he won't see it coming the next time we meet. I'LL MAKE SURE HE GETS SMASHED TO A PULP AND THROWN IN A LAKE OF LAVA!"

The End