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Day 25 ABY

"So he finally came back?" Leia asked.

Luke rung his hands together nervously and nodded. He was still trying to process the dream Obi-Wan's catastrophic news. Taking a shaky breath, he replied with "Yes, and he… he finished what he was trying to tell me last time."

Luke sat on a chair that was across from Leia, and behind the desk that she had in her make-shift office. He still didn't know how to begin, but he for sure didn't want to lead with the actual news first.

"He told me that I would get dream training from already dead Jedi, but that I eventually would have to go see a Master Yoda to finish." Now on to the hard part. "He revealed my sister's identity, and who-where my father is."

Here, Leia interrupted him, sensing his panic. "If you would rather not tell me today, that is fine Luke. You do not seem to be taking the news well."

She tried to reach across the table to comfort him, but Luke pulled away, still not ready for comfort yet. Running a hand through his already messy hair, he began again. "Leia, Obi-Wan said that you are my twin sister and that V-"

Laughter rang out through the small office space that belonged to Princess Leia of the Dead World. The former farm boy looked at her in astonishment as she continued to shake with mirth. He could tell that it was not in derision, but to the reason of the response besides that, he was mystified.

"So… So Han… was right!"

A smile crossed Luke's face as he finally remembered the day that he told his two friends about the first weird dream that he had. In a joking manner, Han had stumbled onto the truth. The laughing lasted a few more seconds before dying out, although the good mood in either of them did not vanish.

"So what is the rest of your news? You'll be getting all sorts of teachers-"

"You'll be able to get these teachers too, if you want to learn." Luke interjected.

Leia's smile grew wider than it already had been. "And gain the ability to play amazing pranks on Han? Wouldn't miss it." So they were of the same mind then. A chuckle escaped Luke, before he remembered the biggest part of his news.

"The last part is about Anakin Skywalker. He… Vader didn't kill him, but from what I understand, he isn't really here either." He rubbed his face with his hands, not looking at Leia. He wasn't sure he could face her at the moment. "I don't know the history, and I am not sure how much of this I believe, but from what Obi-Wan told me, Anakin used the… Dark Side of the Force too much, and Fell. He became evil, and it… changed him, even his name, his identity. Anakin became Vader, and is Anakin no longer."

Instead of laughter, silence filled the small room this time, making it feel even smaller. Luke had just told his twin that their… biological father tortured her and made her watch the destruction of her home. They both felt how bad it was, but maybe Luke more than Leia, since she broke the silence first. Luke hadn't even talked to Obi-Wan after he told him what happened to his father.

"Can we prank Vader too?"

Yanking his head up so fast it nearly gave his whip-lash, Luke stared incredulously at Leia, who was obviously all to serious in her question.

"Think about it! Not only would we be making money off any bets we made about our relationship- Yes I know about them!- We would also make the Empire really confused and befuddled, which would in turn make the Alliance confused." Getting into her idea, Leia's eyes glowed with excitement while Luke stared at her, more than a little horrified. " We could get the Empire running in circles and the Alliance would simply be running after them…"

Luke quietly stood in his chair and edged towards the door right behind him, since he could tell that Leia was just brainstorming at this point and that would be better to just leave her alone. Sneaking out the door, he closed it as quietly as he could and started down the hall to his ship. It was almost time for his shift to start, and he had lost track of time talking to Leia about his dream. He hadn't even had time to eat.

It was a couple of hours into his surveillance flight, once they had finished with daily drills, that he finally got around to thinking again about his unfortunate parentage. His father had been a good pilot, and he saw that in action himself at Yavin, in the trench. However, without Luke Skywalker realizing it, Leia's mischievous mood had finally reached him, leading him to wonder if Obi-Wan could teach him any of Anakin's flying tricks so that he could confuse Vader when he faced him again in air battle. Maybe get a sign that they used in the Clone Wars and paint it on his ship… The possibilities were endless.

The twins were both cackling with glee at the prospect of bringing the fastidious Empire to its knees through pranks and confusion, while Obi-Wan and the other dead Jedi looked on with varying degrees of horror, anticipation, and confusion. The Emperor and Vader felt the glee through the Force, but being unable to pinpoint where it was coming from and for what reason it was being felt, were both feeling traces of fear that this glee would end up being directed at them. It doesn't take a genius to know that they would be right in that. Now, Yoda did not feel a thing, because the very old Jedi was taking a nap, and so missed the glee that would have frightened him as well. Which, for the twins, will turn out to be a very good thing. For the galaxy, the result will turn out to be disastrous.