Hi guys! I've had end of the year stuff to do for school. Sorry that it's been a while.
1) I do not own Star Wars
2) This in not necessarily in order
3) I do like suggestions for future pranks or ideas for the story. I'm flying by the seat of my pants here.
1.5 ABY (It's been a year and a half since the twins discovered their relationship)
"This is not how the twins were supposed to use their new Force abilities." Sighed Obi-Wan to Qui-Gon.
"Patience, my friend. It is possible they have an ulterior plan."
The two specters watch as Luke and Leia 'sneak' around the Emperor's palace, using what the dead Jedi have taught them in their dreams. The two have a very specific destination in mind, and this plan has been in the works for months, although this detail is not known to the people who can actually see them. The new Force abilities make them invisible to everyone who is not a highly trained Force sensitive, which is why the two were not actually making any efforts to stay hidden by quieting their giggles.
"All of these "little" pranks and… assassinations… have gotten out of hand! This isn't-"
Qui-Gon cuts Obi-Wan off, a frown beginning to mare his features. "Their tactics have been working better than any other tactics that have been taken against this monstrosity. The Empire is confused, weakened, and fractured. Luke and Leia's combined power have-"
"WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!" Obi-Wan yells as the twins, actually making sure they don't get caught now, quietly and carefully make their way into Palpatine's inner chambers, where the man (Do we call him a man, or a demon?) himself slept.
Palpatine wakes up slowly from some of the best sleep he's had in months (yes, the twins had something to do with it), and as he gets up and shuffles to the 'fresher to keep up the appearance that he is a normal human, he fails to notice that the slippers that he normally wears to protect his small and fragile feet have bunny ears and are now pink. In fact, although the Emperor of only most of the universe does not know this at the moment, all of the his clothes that could be found were turned from his usual black color to a shade of pink or lavender (Mostly hot pink though. Luke argues that it is the most attractive color). His aids were also unaware of this unusual development. Any and all dead Jedi crowded around the palace so that they could watch as the Emperor realized what had happened to his lovely, black, and intimidating cloaks. Even Obi-Wan would admit, later, that the reaction was priceless.
"Alright. It is time to get down to business."
When Mon Mothma spoke, everyone listened, and today was no different. The only big difference about today's meeting that didn't happen everyday was that the woman was smiling, but the Rebellion had not gone on the offensive in a few months and had won no major battles recently, which were the usual reason she smiled. So in reality, the only way in which today was the same as every other day was that people listened to the leader of the Alliance. Everything else was different, and Leia was pretty sure that she knew why.
"We do have the usual reports to make, but first I'd like to share something that is bound to make your day."
At this, the meeting hall burst into quiet whispers, because they never went out of order. Even when they won a confrontation, they always made their reports in the designated order. Something was afoot.
"This report was sent to us by one of our deep cover agents inside the Emperor's palace, sharing something the rest of the galaxy will never see until this Empire is taken down." Mothma motioned to an officer behind her, and he walked outside the room for a moment and walked back with a data chip in his hand.
"So it worked?" Leia asked her brother through the mental connection that they shared.
"It always works."
Luke sent her a smile from across the room, trying to assure her that their efforts had not been in vain. He knew how much she hated failure of any kind.
"Please watch this video taken from the hidden camera that our agent has placed successfully within the Emperor's own chambers."
"Wouldn't that be a little scarring to watch everyday?" Luke asked the question this time.
"She never said it wasn't."
This was apparently the wrong thing to say as she saw the wheels turning in Luke's mind to think of new ideas that would inevitably flummox both the Empire and Rebellion. She interceded with a "Pay attention" so that she could watch this (hopefully) comedy gold without distraction.
The room quieted and darkened as a video sprang to life on a screen that appeared behind Mon Mothma. At first, all anybody could see was a still and dark room without much definition. Then the lights turn on, revealing a lavish bedroom and a disgruntled Palpatine shielding his eyes from the light (probably because he's a demon and hates light). The old prune of a man shuffles over to a large set of double doors, showing the camera the pink, bunny slippers that Luke graced the old man with just a week before (it took a while to get the tape to the Rebellion leaders). The audience collectively gasped when they saw this, because it was the only thing he was wearing that wasn't black. When the double doors opened through use of the Force, the Emperor of most of the galaxy stood in stunned silence for roughly 5 seconds before screaming a hair-splitting, out-of-this-realm type of scream. To sum it up: a scream you never want to hear from anyone, ever. The wardrobe is full of hot pink cloaks that were usually black, and not a single thing was left untouched. Even some of Vader's spare parts that he kept in there for "safe keeping" were turned a different color, only this time it was lavender. That, of course, was Leia's doing.
Aids entered the room to figure out what was wrong and Palpatine used the Force to push them back out of the room so that they wouldn't see what had happened to him, humiliating him even further. He did all this while still screaming, and the aids were starting to wonder if the man needed breath. The easy explanation is that he was no mortal human, but they didn't know that. They, and the cyborg Vader who was came into the room, simply thought that the man had a good set of lungs on him. Vader walked over and deflected any Force attack by Palpatine so that he could see what also happened. With the last few seconds the film had left, it showed the enraptured Alliance members a Vader who could also scream, because some of his spare capes where hot pink or lavender, the twins personal gift to the cyborg.
The video turned off once the recording was over, and the room sat in silence for a few minutes before Mon Mothma took the front of the room again
"Now, let us commence with roll call…"
"Totally worth it," the twins said in unison, both speaking of the punishment they received for not being accounted for last week. They also ignored a disappointed Obi-Wan standing behind Mon Mothma, as well as an ecstatic Jedi they never met before. The reader would know this particular Jedi to be Qui-Gon Jinn.