At the airport runway; a plane was getting lots of luggage pulled out of it.
Then a Shiny Galarian Farfetch'd exited the ship and landed on the ground.
It looked around and walked off while dragging it's over sized leak.
It eventually reached the forest Roger's living in and continued walking around the place.
At Roger's trailer; the meerkat was playing Pokemon Sword as Wendy was watching.
"The nerve of these games making specific ways to evolve Galarian Yamask into it's evolved form in this region and a Galarian Farfetch'd into a Sirfetch'd. It's like they want to give you a challenge no matter what you want to do." said Roger.
"You're telling me, have Yamask be injured by losing 49 or more HP, and have Farfetch'd get three critical hits?" said Wendy.
"Things were much simpler in the first three generations when the way to evolve Pokemon was by leveling up, using stones, or raising friendship levels." said Roger.
"I know." said Wendy.
The two heard some banging sounds against the trailer, shocking them.
"Oh for, is someone throwing rocks here again?" said Roger.
He paused the game and walked over to the door and opened it up.
"Cut it out." said Roger.
He was then hit in the face by the Galarian Farfetch'd huge leak.
Roger groaned and looked at the Farfetch'd.
He picked up the duck and walked over to the lake before setting it in the water and walked back into the trailer and continued playing his game.
"Who was it?" said Wendy.
"No one important." said Roger.
Another knocking was heard.
Roger groaned and paused his game again before walking to the door and opened it up.
"Will you quit it?" said Roger.
He was then hit by the same leak again.
Roger groaned and took the Farfetch'd and walked over to the lakes cave before setting the duck down.
"Now stay there, and don't try to bother me again." said Roger.
He walked off back into his trailer and went back to playing his game.
But another knocking sound was heard.
Roger groaned again.
"Could you get that for me. If it's a door to door salesperson, tell him or her that I'm not interested." said Roger.
"Okay." said Wendy.
She walked off.
Roger chuckled.
"Save me another possible leak assault." said Roger.
But then a UPS box was placed on his lap, confusing him.
"That package came to you from Amazon." said Wendy.
Roger looked at the box and shook it before smiling.
"Oh boy, must be that new home theater speaker system I ordered." said Roger.
He grabbed a pair of scissors before cutting the tape and opened it up before looking in the box.
But the same leak hit Roger in the face again.
He glared at the Galarian Farfetch'd that was in the box.
"Oh a wise guy huh?" said Roger.
He closed the box and taped it shut before placing a 'Return to Sender' label on it as a mail truck drove by and put the box in it.
The meerkat sighed as Wendy was confused.
"Don't you think that was a bit harsh?" said Wendy.
"Oh no, these things need to learn to not always go after anyone for whatever reasons they may have." said Roger.
A knocking sound was heard.
Roger groaned and approached the door before opening it.
"Yes?" said Roger.
He was hit by the same leak again and saw the mailman holding the Farfetch'd.
"It is a federal crime to mail a live creature in a cardboard box with no holes in it, especially when you put the creature in a box with a Return to Sender label on it." said the mailman.
Roger growled.
Later; Roger and Wendy were sitting on the trailer's roof watching as the Farfetch'd was smacking a rock with it's leak.
"How do I even get mixed up in these things?" said Roger.
"You got me." replied Wendy
"I wonder how this thing got here?" said Roger.
"Maybe it's from that Pokemon anime and property of Ash." said Wendy.
"I don't think so." said Roger, "If that were the case, then it would have stayed very close with it's trainer. Plus it keeps on hitting me in the face with it's fucking over sized leak."
Wendy laughed.
"I just hope he catches that Water starter." She said.
Roger glared at Wendy.
"I highly doubt that." He said.
"How so?" asked Wendy.
"For starters, by the time this fic could be posted, that episode might have already aired." said Roger, "Plus I found this article on Facebook."
He showed his phone to Wendy who looked at an article and skimmed through it.
She sighed.
"Son of a bitch." said Wendy.
"I'd say he's fortunate enough to also have two fully evolved power houses and a Riolu this go around." said Roger.
Interview Gag
"He is." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
Wendy chuckled.
"Amen." said Wendy.
"I'm confused by why this thing is hitting a rock?" said Roger.
"Must be trying to get three critical hits in order to evolve, why don't you talk to it." said Wendy.
Roger scoffed.
"Screw that, it keeps hitting me with it's leak." said Roger.
Wendy groaned.
"Could be because it imprinted on you. Ever thought of that?" said Wendy.
Roger shook his head and climbed off the trailer and approached the Farfetch'd.
"Uh, excuse me." said Roger.
Farfetch'd turned to Roger and smacked him in the face with it's leak.
Roger growled.
"Okay, your constant hitting of people and objects wouldn't happen to involve your need to evolve now would it?" said Roger.
Farfetch'd nodded and drew a picture of a Sirfetch'd on the ground with it's beak.
"Farfetch'd." said Farfetch'd.
Interview Gag
"Well shit, looks like I'm in some stuff again." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
Roger shook his head.
"Rough, isn't it?" said Roger.
The Galarian Farfetched hits him in the nuts.
Roger groaned in pain.
"That was critical." Roger said in a high pitched voice.
He then fainted.
Wendy approached the Farfetch'd before picking Roger up.
The duck looked at Wendy.
"How would you like to evolve?" said Wendy.
The duck nodded.
"Good to know." said Wendy.
She started to walk off.
"Tag along if you want to be a Sirfetch'd." said Wendy.
The duck nodded before walking off.