Accelerator created the group That Fucking Third Rate
Accelerator I got that stupid cake for that brat.
May 2 • 11:00 am
Sogiita Gunha Are we going to eat that?
May 2 • 11:00 am
Accelerator Idiot, we're not going to eat that.
May 2 • 11:00 am
Mugino Shizuri I can't even understand why we're going through this trouble just for that princess.
May 2 • 11:00 am
Shokuhou Misaki But I saw you yesterday buying a pair of Gekota plushies. That's obviously for her.
May 2 • 11:00 am
Mugino Shizuri Shut up! I just happened to pass by that toy store so I just thought it would be fun to see that brat getting so hyped up with childish things.
May 2 • 11:00 am
Aihana Etsu :
May 2 • 11:01 am
Accelerator What's with that colon sign?
May 2 • 11:01 am
Aihana Etsu :
May 2 • 11:01 am
Accelerator Tsk. Just type "…" if you're actually aware of what we're doing, no matter how I hate it.
May 2 • 11:01 am
Aihana Etsu …
May 2 • 11:02 am
Sogiita Gunha Where's number two by the way?
May 2 • 11:02 am
Accelerator He's too busy.
May 2 • 11:02 am
Mugino Shizuri You said you have the cake. Show us a picture.
May 2 • 11:02 am
Accelerator Tsk. Here.
May 2 • 11:04 am
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(screenshot of a large, half-eaten wedding cake filled iced with chocolate and vanilla but dotted with candy flowers pinned with sharp needles. On the top of the cake is a icing made of boobs.)
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Mugino Shizuri I hate that princess but seriously, can you even count this as a birthday cake for her? It looks like you even ate it.
May 2 • 11:05 am
Shokuhou Misaki Oh my,why does it have pictures of boobs in it?
May 2 • 11:05 am
Sogiita Gunha Maybe I should have been the one who bought a far more normal cake.
May 2 • 11:05 am
Accelerator Her chest is too modest so I thought she'd pee in happiness when she gets smashed in the face with it.
May 2 • 11:05 am
Misaka Mikoto The hell! Why would you smash that thing in my face?!
May 2 • 11:06 am
Sogiita Gunha Misaka?! Why are you here? Isn't this supposed to be a secret group?
May 2 • 11:06 am
Shokuhou Misaki Oh my,isn't this supposed to be a surprise?
May 2 • 11:06 am
Mugino Shizuri Apparently and ironically, the number one Esper here in Academy City doesn't get the definition of the word "surprise." At least, I know what to get you for your birthday. An English-Japanese dictionary.
May 2 • 11:06 am
Accelerator What the heck?! What the hell are you doing here, third rate?! Get your fat butt out of here!
May 2 • 11:06 am
Misaka Mikoto For your information, you're the one who added me -_-
May 2 • 11:07 am
Aihana Etsu …
May 2 • 11:08 am
Mugino Shizuri Is your brain not-functioning or it just that your choker had ran out of batteries?
May 2 • 11:08 am
Misaka Mikoto His brain might be non-existent. But well, it's okay. At least, I'm touched that you all went out to greet me. Thanks.
May 2 • 11:08 am
Accelerator See? At least, it all ends well. And since you're thankful, can we smash the cake in your face?
May 2 • 11:08 am
Misaka Mikoto No! Anything but that!
May 2 • 11:08 am
Accelerator (╬ ಠ益ಠ)
May 2 • 11:09 am
Misaka Mikoto The hell! Did Accelerator just used an emoticon?!
May 2 • 11:09 am
Mugino Shizuri Not a good one, though. But I supposed I should say Happy Birthday to you（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ）
May 2 • 11:09 am
Sogiita Gunha Oh no! Did the two most volatile Level Five's just give an emoticon? This is probably Misaka's best day!
May 2 • 11:09 am
Mugino Shizuri It was a typo! I'm deleting it!
May 2 • 11:09 am
Misaka Mikoto Yeah, yeah. Sure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 2 • 11:09 am