Oneshot / Chapter 1: The Greatest Lie
Luna walks in, kiss Harry and smiles. "Harry, Ginny and I love spending months in bed with you but it's time to move on. We love you just not enough to marry you. Regardless of how amazing you are in bed it just not the same level of connection I feel for Ginny. "Luna says, pauses then continues "Plus you'll be leaving in a week. Just remember to be unbelievable. If the story so strange it might be true. You'll get the happy ending you deserve and then some."
A week quickly went past and Harry feels magic around him warping. Knowing that Luna was right again, he quickly starting thinking of the impossible and to see how far he could go with the unbelievable.
In the Great Hall of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, on July 31st. There was an unusual event going. All members of the order of phoenix were attending, including the Potters, Longbottom's, Weasleys and more. Tapping into the power of Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore chants a spell in an unknown language. Members of the circle come forward calling for the boy-who-lived to come to their world while adding there magic to the circle.
"My best friend Neville please come back to us, we can train together and change the world to a better place" says, Harry.
Hermione comes and says, "Please Neville we need you, you were always the bravest among us"
James and Lily both say, "Come back to us our godson, we will do everything we can for you."
Iris Potter says "I never got to tell you but I always had a crush on you Neville please come back to us."
Frank and Alice Longbottom, "Son please, any problems we have we can work them out please come back we need you." They said.
Dumbledore looked around the hall as he prepared to speak the final incantation for the ritual, the Elder wand in Hand slowly turning to ash using so much more power than expected. Dumbledore was trying to summon not only Neville Longbottom but someone who already defeated Lord Voldemort.
There was a bright flash of light, while everyone was trying to blink out the spots in their eyes. To see a man with a wand out, quickly stunning Hermione, Iris, Tonks, and Ginny he looks like he's about to prepare to use lethal spells now Dumbledore using his first wand quickly cast a dome shield around the newcomer.
"Who are you ladies and what do you want you all should be gone." Says Harry remember Luna comment to go to the unbelievable in his story he will tell. Smiling inside he knows exactly what will be the greatest con he could pull on this world, so much so that the Marauder's will wish they thought this up.
"Ah, how about we start with basic manners, I am Albus Dumbledore Headmaster of Hogwarts. What is your name?" asks Dumbledore.
The collective groups take a deep breath, the young man still on guard with his wand out pointed towards Albus. "My name is Harry James Potter-Lupin. One time winner of the Snape Award for Mankind, as far as I know the last human on Earth." says Harry.
Snape jaw drops when he hears the name of the award especially a Potter. Everyone quickly wonders what he means by the Last Human on Earth, and what he means by Potter-Lupin. This was most certainly not Neville Longbottom their chosen one.
"Wait your me, if I was the chosen one?" ask Harry
"Sure kid, but seeing the amount of Men in this room this world is vastly different than mine. We can call me Henry or Hadrian. Two Harry's would confuse everyone here. Ladies I'm sorry I stunned you, you remind me so much of my wives that it's hard to see someone that looks like them." He replies.
Sirius whistles, "Pup did you just say wives and you stunned several ladies here, what do you mean by that." He asks.
Dumbledore directs everyone towards the Hufflepuff table as it was closet to everyone to sit around. "Yes, please Hadrian tell us about your world so we can see what we can go off of to help save our world from Voldemort."
"Well my world is vastly different, for example most of all men have died due to a unique virus/bacteria magically enhanced thanks to Lord Voldemort. So those of us who have a natural immunity are required to have multiply wives and sleep with other women weekly. Judging by the fact there is no muggles here; the statue of secrecy is still applicable here. Magic and muggles work together in my world for the last 16 years. I will ask the great Severus Snape to get some Veritaserum to help everyone. My world I think borderline on the impossible and yet the most amazing world possible." Hadrian says.
Everyone jaw drops, of all the things they would hear they expected something close to their world, nothing so unique as a male free world or near close to it. Snape provides the serum and gets ready to administrate the standard 3 drops when he pauses when Hadrian Hand stops him. "Sir please give 5 drops, I'm partly immune to the serum please sit next to me, there no greater man I would prefer to guard me in this state" says Hadrian.
While everyone still shock that Hadrian would respect Snape so much, he was given the Serum. Albus asks the question, "Tell us your world's story, and your life."
Hadrian starts his tales relying on the basilk poison to neutralize the effect of the serum.
Voldemort attacked the Potters on Halloween 1981, Lily was out however something my father did allowed me to survive the killing curse. However what no one knew was Voldemort was working on a virus using muggle technology the backlash of the killing curse changed the virus or bacteria that it started targeting men and killing them in two weeks. While some of us like me have a natural immunity. 95% of all men in the world died within 2 months of Voldemort fall. The Great Snape award happen when he discovers the virus attacked and killed men through their testacies. Snape cut off his penis while he was still dying allowed him to finish a Virility potion that allowed us men to keep it up and cum increase the chance of pregnancy. It is single hand most important potion that responsible for over 65% of the next generation we honor his sacrifice to not only complete a potion that will let us men take over but to make the greatest sacrifice to do it.
It broke the statue of secrecy as Witches and Women around the world work to develop a cure or the Human race would die out. They were trouble times, of kidnap boys and men turning into sex slaves that the United Nations establishes boys only school till we are 13-14. Men were sent to safe houses till a system could be worked out. Our job was the repopulate the world. A small blessing that helped England to have more Men than most was Werewolves were immune.
It was rare for a woman to ever get married, to help spread magic to all of us we focused on witches giving birth and Wizards sleeping with Witches and Muggles. Growing up from 8 on we are trained in self-defense and muggle studies. Those of us who are magical were trained quickly in the martial combat arts, as we are so important they can't afford to lose a male due to kidnaping or an aggressive rape. It happens, heck I remember be raped by the lunch lady at 12 many of us had situations like that. If they didn't get pregnant they were executed for raping us.
Growing up they started a pen-pal program while some wanted pictures, I think I always was drawn towards intelligence. That's how I fell in love with Hermione, Daphne Greengrass, Luna Lovegood, Dora Tonks and Padma Patil last my younger half-sister Iris Lupin. The odds are of her getting a husband was low so not unusual for men to marry their mothers/sister as family needs come first.
I never got to grow up with my mom, however through letters and phone calls I told her I didn't hold it against her for re-marry when I was young. To never get a chance to embrace love again would be a terrible fate. At the age of 14, I was allowed out of the boy's camp. Trained to kill any threat that attacks me, I went towards Hogwarts School of Witchcraft. To meet my pen-pals I promised already that I would marry each of them. I let them all know while they all like each other; I'm still required to have a few more wives. Plus for the next 40 years I'm required to sleep with 3 government issued women during lunch a week, for the whole hope that I will impregnate them.
While our relationships were never perfect by old standards we all worked together at it. Then the Dark Lord somehow respawned. Somehow he came back as a She, our unspeakable and the World Government tracked down all his Soul Vessels. However Dark Lady Voldemort manages to mutate the virus to effect women this time. Using the Death Veil as an Astra Portal, (Star Gate) we were able to make a stable wormhole to transfer the Human race off Earth. The process required and extreme amount of power. We only had one shot to move everyone through it. We made a rail system with the first group making rails as they travel through the gate or the other side.
The biggest problem came that we need and insane amount of magical power, and whoever powered it would be left behind. Due to my connection with Voldemort I could tap into His/Her core as well. With both I could hold the gate for a possible 32 hours before burning myself out. I was chosen to stay behind so we can send half a billion people still alive through the gate. My only requirement was the first group had to include my wives kids and mothers of any kids I caused. To see 100 plus of my kids knowing I've done all I could for the human race allowed me to make the sacrifice.
Using the rails with wizard tents they manage to transport everyone and a huge amount of materials. Till I passed out from exhaustion, for the next 4 months I stayed in the clean room waiting for the gate to open or to make a battery. But my education always was about self-defense, so self-study towards enchanting been difficult. Then you all summoned me, a hopeless man looking for a new start.
Finally finishing the greatest bullshit story I've ever told, I look around to see everyone stunned.
"So you and me, were married?" ask Hermione still shocked. She always had a crush on Harry however he always seemed to flirt around and was always chasing Ginny.
"Of course" Hadrian walks towards Hermione, whispers into her ear. "I even know about your mole you know where. I know your body better then you do. While I'd like to stay in this world, I will love you with everything I have. I know it may not be normal for you there might be one or two more as I'm not sure if one woman would handle my lust that I've been trained for. But you are mine my beautiful woman; I love every part about you." Smiling that he peaked at her when she changed once at the burrow.
Hermione blushes all over, just to see Ron give Hadrian an Angry look all red faced. Hadrian then speaks again, "I skipped over some parts, but most of all men in here are dead except, Remus, and Bill. Any other questions?"
"Well my boy, I'm not sure if you can help us. I'll see what we can do to help you adapt to our world. You can go to the Potters and get to know the father you never knew." Replies Dumbledore.
As everyone still shocked but at least they have another chosen one. They are unsure what this means for the future. They all prepared to leave, just for Iris and Hermione also going to the Potters peak and blush glances at Hadrian.
At the Potters, everyone sits around the dinner table, all about to ask questions especially harry trying to learn about his counter parts life.
"So, Hadrian are you happy to be here. I noticed you didn't say Ginny about being one of your wives, I'm asking as I'm currently pursuing her here." Asks Harry.
Iris throws a roll at Harry, "Not everything about Ginny, you're looking at a man who gave up everything to let the human race and you wonder if he dated Ginny really. Your such an idiot brother." Iris says.
Hadrian frowns, "While we were going to get married as a favor to my best friend Bill Weasley, she wanted to marry me to get to know my little moon, Luna more. While I'm ok with that we didn't really have a connection. I find intelligence extremely attractive, even if I don't understand everything thanks to my defense style learning. I wouldn't mind learning all about Runes in this world. Winking at both Iris and Hermione causing them both to blush."
James seeing his little girl blushing at a young man immediately starts with an aggressive, "There will be no more girl talk at the dinner table, while Hadrian here has different world we will still treat him as part of this family." While staring down Iris, who looks away.
Lily frowns, "While your story was unique, I don't think we never told you why we summoned you. We need you to defeat Lord Voldemort which our Boy who lived Neville Longbottom died attempting."
Harry still shocked that Ginny wanted Luna more but just assumed that it was a different world. But remember his best friend dead again brought a somber mood to everyone.
"While I am amazing with a wand I'll do my best, if only to help Hermione here live a life free of fear once again. While I'll do my best to follow this world customs, I think a little leeway might be expected also." Says Hadrian smiling, knowing he was going to create a small Harem here at least and if anything to go by Hermione is most defiantly going to be on board. Oh what a great unbelievable story, now he just need to repay this luna a favor by letting her join in and fool around with all the women he going to get.