Ah, the battlefield, underground where gamers rise up to become players in this mad world called society, with the Ice Climber duo being there on this moment on a bridge. What relevancy did that have to do with anything? None really.
"So, um, how do we snipe the enemy?" Popo asked while feeling his stomach growl. "Just curious, haha."
"Pfft," Nana lowered her eyes after letting out a bassy fart. "How should I know? We're ice climbers, not shooters-"
And then they both got snipped by some loser, who was clearly losing his cool due to him having such a low kill count. What a fucking ni-
"EVERYBODY GET DOWN!"