The bats work on their new year's resolutions.

Chapter 35: Resolutions

Dick's List

10. Spend more time with Barbara.

9. Bring my 99.9 in chemistry up to a 100. (I'm so close!)

8. Stop getting stressed out so much.

7. Accept that I'm not perfect. (Not everything will go as planned.)

6. Learn to drive stick shift.

5. Spend more time with friends. (I never get to talk to anyone anymore.)

4. Stop fighting with Jay all the time. (Need to accept that he's not a baby anymore.)

3. Get Timmy to love me more than Jay.

2. Cuddle little brothers and Bruce more often. (They need it.)

1. Accept that I can't save everyone, no matter how hard I try.

Jason's List

10. Kill Joker and other crazy assholes. (Don't get caught.)

9. Move on to twelfth grade. (I'm sick of that hellhole.)

8. Date/have sex with a normal girl. (Tired of bitches trying to kill me all the time.)

7. Beat Alfred on Candy Crush.

6. Work on anger issues.

5. Stop getting caught smoking and drinking.

4. Spend more time with family.

3. Teach Alfred to cook chilidogs. (Even if he refuses.)

2. Stop relying on Dick and Bruce to save my ass every time I get into trouble.

1. Stop disappointing my family. (They deserve better than me.)

Tim's List

10. Tutor Jason. (He needs to graduate)

9. Stand up for myself. (I'm a pushover.)

8. Stop crying and getting sick all the time. (I need to show that I'm stronger than they think I am.)

7. Go to church with Alfred more often.

6. Be nicer to Damian.

5. Find courage to talk to Stephanie.

4. Become a Titan. (Want to make Dick and Bruce proud of me.)

3. Spend more time with brothers and Bruce.

2. Get bigger. (Tired of people making fun of my size.)

1. Figure out if I fit in with my family.

Damian's List

10. Find a way to make Drake sufferable.

9. Train Franklin.

8. Surpass all of Todd's scores on Candy Crush and devastate him.

7. Improve anger issues. (Not my fault that I'm surrounded by imbeciles.)

6. Shank all the criminals in Gotham. (Inflict as much pain as possible.)

5. Spend more time with brothers and Father.

4. Spend more time with my animals.

3. Help Colin control anger issues.

2. Find a way to contact Mother. (No contact in almost three years.)

1. Find a way to make Father proud of me.

Bruce's List

10. Stop crime.

9. Make more money. (Life is expensive.)

8. Tell Selina, Talia, Vicky, Diana, and Summer how I feel.

7. Get rid of turkey! (Extremely important!)

6. Pretend to love socializing more. (Communication is 'important')

5. Tell boys that I am proud of them. (I don't say it enough.)

4. Scare Gordon by appearing out of nowhere more often.

3. Beat the hell out of anyone who threatens my children. (as always.)

2. Spend more time with family. (Plan family vacation.)

1. Be a better father.

Alfred's List

10. Spend more time with my mother and family in England.

9. Spend a little more time with Doctor Thompkins. (Perhaps a lot of time.)

8. Keep the animals away from my kitchen. (Extremely important.)

7. Offer advice when needed. (Every day.)

6. Remind Master Bruce to stop being so hard on himself. (No one is perfect.)

5. Remind Master Richard that it is acceptable to show imperfection.

4. Remind Master Jason that he has a family who shan't judge him. (But will wash his mouth out with soap if he doesn't stop cursing and smoking.)

3. Remind Master Timothy it is acceptable to be small.

2. Remind Master Damian it is acceptable to be different.

1. Continue to keep everything together. (As always.)