The Rambler's request for what does the fox say. (Hope you like it! Sorry it took so long to write, every time I would work on it, I'd switch to a new idea and start over. It's one of my hardest requests; I wasn't sure what to do. But, if you hate this story, I'll recreate another.) I recommend watching the music video before reading this chapter.
Chapter 64: What Does The Fox Say
Damian's POV
As I walked into my classroom, Colin immediately ran up to me as always. Every day he has been trying to get me to watch some ridiculous video about a fox. He even sings it during class. Every. Single. Day.
"Damian! Damian! Did you see the video! Did you watch it!" he exclaimed.
"Colin, I am not going to watch a video about what a fox says."
"Please Damian. It's so cool! I know you would like it."
"No."
Colin's face fell. "Okay, Damian."
I groaned. "Fine. I shall view this video."
"Great! We can watch it on my phone!" he responded enthusiastically.
Dog goes wolf. Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet
And mouse goes squeak
Cow goes moo
Frog goes Croak
And the elephant goes toot
What the Hell am I watching?
Ducks say Quack
And fish go blub
And the seal goes ow ow ow
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?
Oh God! What just happened! What is that imbecile wearing?
"Mr. Wayne! Mr. Wilkes! Why are the two of you using a phone in my class? You both know it's against the school rules." Mrs. Gleeson shouted before snatching up Colin's phone.
Colin immediately looked as if he wanted to cry as I rolled my eyes at the wretched woman. Can she not see that I was watching something? Mrs. Gleeson immediately began to laugh as Colin and I swapped glances.
"This is the cutest thing I have ever seen!" she exclaimed. "Class, I know what we're going to do for the school talent show!"
Oh no.
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"I refuse to go out there!"
"Come on Damian. It'll be fun." Colin enthusiastically replied.
"Do you know how many are out there!" I hissed, drawing back the curtain to reveal my entire family sitting in the front row. "Every seat in the auditorium is filled!"
"Isn't it great?"
"Colin, this is a disaster and you're stepping on my tail!" I hissed.
"Sorry Damian." He apologized.
I snatched my tail back as I sighed deeply. I cannot believe I am in a fox suit. This is humiliating.
"Come on boys, the show's about to start." Mrs. Gleeson hissed as she dragged us into place.
Jason's POV
I busted out laughing as Damian pranced across the stage in a fox costume. This is just too much. Damian's class is singing and dancing and Damian gets stuck playing the fox!
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Jason's POV
I checked my watch. 2:30 A.M. Ugh! This is taking forever! Robin and I have been sitting on this freaking fire escape since 9. Oh my God!
Batman and his infinite wisdom thought something was going down at a warehouse near the docks. But he wasn't sure which one! And the worst part is that I get stuck on lookout duty with the demon!
Taking my helmet off, I put my back against the wall. I close my eyes. I'm too young to die of boredom.
What does the fox say?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding- dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding- dingeringeding!
What the fox say?
My eyes fly open as I turn towards Robin. "Robin, what the hell? I thought you hated that song?" I ask as he turns red and puts his phone on silent.
"I refuse to talk to you." He replies.
"Whatever, but you did look adorable in that costume when you were prancing around on that stage. I think you found your true calling… I could send Speedy a copy of the video I took if you want me to." I comment as he turns bright red at the mention of Mia.
"If you ever reveal that video to her, I shall murder you!" He growls before Batman's voice comes over my com link.
"Return to base." He orders.
"What about the break-in?" I ask.
"It happened in Nightwing's sector."
"Copy." I replied.
Damn. We spent hours out here for nothing. "Come on, Robin lets go. And be careful. They're doing construction on this building." I suggested as we climbed onto the roof.
"Tt. Hood, I am not danger prone like you or Nightwing. I maintain perfect balance. And I require no assistance." He replied taking a step forward, only to fall through some floorboards as I fell in behind him.
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Damian's POV
Dog goes wolf. Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet
And mouse goes squeak
What the Hell? I opened my eye to find Colin standing over me smiling. Why is he dressed in black pants and a white dress shirt with a fox mask? Why do I hear the song? Why are we laying in a forest?
Cow goes moo
Frog goes Croak
And the elephant goes toot
"Damian, come on get up. We're gonna be late." Colin replies, holding out his hand to help me up as I glance down. I'm wearing the same thing! What?
Ducks say Quack
And fish go blub
And the seal goes ow ow ow
Colin starts running, dragging me behind him. "Colin, wait! Where are we going?"
But there's one sound
That no one knows
I freeze as I see Grayson and Todd singing and wearing fox costumes. The entire Justice League is also wearing fox costumes and dancing around them.
What does the fox say?
I am led over to spot beside Colin and immediately I start dancing against my will.
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding- dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding- dingeringeding!
What the fox say?
What is going on?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
What the fox say?
I gasp in horror as I see Drake wearing pajamas, sitting in Pennyworth's lap as he reads a storybook.
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
What the fox say?
I need to get out of here!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
What the fox say?
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Jason's POV
Opening my eyes, I see that I'm lying on the grass without my shirt. As I sit up, the image of Donna Troy floods my vision. She's wearing a low-cut and revealing red dress.
My mouth nearly falls open as she lays down beside me. a soft whine escapes my throat as her lips nibble on my ear.
"Jason, what does the fox say?"
"What the Hell!" I scream as she transforms into a fox.
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Bruce's POV
"What does the fox say!" Jason and Damian scream as they shoot up in their beds.
"What?" Dick asks as he looks at me as I shrug my shoulders.
"What happened?" Damian inquired.
"The two of you fell off of a building and hit your heads." I reply as they breathe a sigh of relief.
"Thank God! It was horrible! Foxes are everywhere!" Jason screams.
"And that's why crack is illegal." Dick smirks as I shake my head at him.
The four of us turn our heads as Tim walks in.
"Guys! Conner and Bart showed me the best video ever! It's called What Does The Fox Say!" Tim shouts as Jason and Damian groan.