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Personalities
Damon sighed as he watched Mizore chasing Fang-Fang. It was going to be another long day. Fang-Fang had been talking about being Kurumu's friend, and had hit her over the head for insulting Yukari about being young. So, Damon had given Mizore permission to attack. Damon sighed again, setting a hand on Yukari's shoulder.
"It's alright Yukari," Damon said. "Tsukune..." he stopped, sniffing and narrowed his eyes. "Mizore!"
Mizore stopped instantly, looking back at him.
"Bring him here!" Damon called out to her and she nodded, instantly catching Fang-Fang and carrying him back. Damon sniffed again and groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose, nodding. Just then, the school's PA system came on.
"Good morning to all students!" Ruby's voice greeted them. "Apologies for doing this all of a sudden, but today we're going to be taking body measurements of everyone. Could all the male students stay in their classrooms, and all the female students make their way to the gymnasium? I repeat, all the male students stay in their classrooms and all the female students make their way to the gymnasium."
"Oh shit!" Fang-Fang squeaked.
"Walk, now!" Damon growled. "We're going to have a little chat with Ruby."
"What's going on?" Moka asked.
"Don't worry about it," Damon said. "I'm feeling charitable so I'm going to keep Fang-Fang from being expelled, so long as he listens." He tightened his grip on Yukari's shoulder.
"Could everyone change into their PE clothes, and line up according to their student number?" Ruby continued as Damon steered Fang-Fang and Yukari toward Ruby. "And by the way, at Youkai Academy, taking your body measurements isn't just about measuring your height and weight; we will also be checking every detail of your body to see how good your human transformation is. Those who perform poorly will have to take part in a transformation examination when they graduate, so good luck everyone!"
Both Yukari and Fang-Fang's faces were scarlet, but they were finally out of earshot.
"You know, you two may look exactly the same, but your supernatural energies still smell like your own," Damon said. "I don't want to know how, I don't care. I'll tell Ruby that you're not being measured until Yukari fixes this. And neither of you is using the bathroom or going anywhere near the gymnasium until you do."
"Thank you!" Yukari, now in Fang-Fang's body, said, eyes watering.
Finally, they reached Ruby who blushed furiously as she turned to him. "Hello Master. I'm ready for you to take my measurements. You can check them however you want, and as thoroughly as you want. Even-"
"Knock it off," Damon said flatly. "I'm not here to listen to you try to flirt. Yukari and Fang-Fang are not getting measure right now."
Ruby blinked in surprise before looking between the two for a moment. "You need to talk to them for a bit?"
"Exactly," Damon nodded.
"Alright," Ruby nodded. "When you three have settled whatever it is, meet me in the club room and we'll get your measurements."
Damon nodded, then paused. "No raping Mizore. You're only allowed to do what she says."
Ruby blushed scarlet but nodded. "Of course Master."
Damon grunted, turning and guiding Yukari and Fang-Fang to the library, which was abandoned currently, where Yukari gathered a bunch of seemingly random materials and set to work. "Okay. Now explain."
"I made an invention to allow Tsukune and Moka to show each other their feelings without needing to say it, but this idiot turned the power all the way up and it switched our personalities!"
"It wasn't my fault!" Fang-Fang said. "How was I supposed to know!?"
"You were supposed to not touch things that don't belong to you," Damon said. "She's right. You're an idiot. She's twelve and acts less like a child than you do. I'm guessing she pulled an all-nighter and fell asleep, and you saw the invention and just couldn't help but touch it, then you saw the output nob and turned it to see what it did, right?"
"How'd you know!?" Fang-Fang gaped.
"Because that's what a fucking child would do you retard!" Damon snapped. "Christ I need more Aunt Robertas."
"What are Aunt Robertas?" Fang-Fang asked.
"Aunt Roberta is the strongest mixed drink in the world," Damon said. "It's delicious and is one of the very few drinks able to keep a Fire Devil drunk."
"Why not just drink normal liquor?" Fang-Fang asked.
"Have you ever tasted normal liquor?" Damon asked.
"No," Fang-Fang said.
"Then you wouldn't understand," Damon said. "Child."
Fang-Fang glared at him but remained silent. They all sat in silence for hours until Yukari finally finished and switched herself and Fang-Fang back. Then, they headed to the club room, Yukari and Fang-Fang both stopping outside upon hearing Moka and Ruby's voices both moaning from inside, Fang-Fang only because Damon clubbed him over the head with a scaled fist to knock him out and keep him from peeking. Damon stepped inside and found exactly what he had expected.
"Damooooon," Ruby moaned. "Join us!"
"No," Damon said flatly. "Get dressed, take our measurements, then go to Mizore's room to continue."
Both girls sighed heavily and nodded, getting dressed, Mizore giving Damon a kiss, before Ruby took Damon and the others' measurements before leaving with Mizore. Damon said goodbye to Yukari and slapped Fang-Fang awake before heading back to his dorm room, only to find it was occupied by the two women that had given him their hearts. He sighed, then began to shed clothing, not bothering to wait for them to tell him to.
Damon stared at Moka as she walked toward the Academy, her silver hair swaying gently in the breeze. Moka had given up control to her inner self for twenty four hours so she could rest, and so that Inner Moka could see what it was like to be a high schooler. No possible chance this could end badly. Damon rolled his eyes. Mizore slipped her hand into his and he sighed, the two of them following the others. And so, the day continued surprisingly seamlessly. In English class, her fluency with English rivaled Yukari and Damon's own, in PE she spiked a volleyball so hard it scorched the floor every time it bounced, taking care to send it blurring past Kurumu and Mizore's head, though without hurting either of them, just to show off, then in both science and math she once again proved herself to be eons beyond the rest of the class, once again rivaling Yukari and Damon. By lunch, the boys who had been following her in hopes of her paying them any attention had begun to keep their distance out of respect and an understanding that she was well beyond their reach, and even the other girls of the school had begun to fawn over her like lovestruck fangirls.
"I'm actually surprised nothing bad has happened yet," Damon said as they were all eating lunch. "Besides the damage to the gym's floor."
"So am I," Kurumu said, then grew depressed. "And it's starting to look like she doesn't even have any weaknesses!"
"Of course she doesn't," Damon said. "She's a Vampire. The only thing that can beat them is either the durability of Fire Devils, dependent on the individuals, or the speed of a werewolf, also dependent on the individuals. You're not beating her Kurumu."
"We'll see about that," Kurumu huffed.
Lunch passed quickly, and then the boys and girls were separated for the afternoon, boys to a huge dodgeball game, and the girls to Home Economics. Damon gave Mizore a quick kiss before leaving for the gym, grinning widely. This was going to be a very fun bloodbath. And it was. With both him, Tsukune, and Fang-Fang on the one team, and Damon having threatened to tell Inner Moka that Tsukune was bragging about getting to kiss her and Fang-Fang was bragging about having switched bodies with Yukari and used the opportunity to see Yukari naked, the three of them obliterated the other team almost without the help of the rest of their team. Finally, the game was called and they were released.
"Hey asshole, what's the big idea threatening to lie like that!?" Fang-Fang demanded.
"Truth is according to the survivor," Damon said. "And if I told Moka that you switched bodies with Yukari and stripped, which of us would be the survivor?"
Fang-Fang swallowed hard.
"Relax," Damon said. "I was just playing around anyway. I wouldn't actually do something like that. Tsukune knows, right Tsukune?"
"U-Uh, yeah!" Tsukune stammered, pale as a ghost and sweating.
Damon snorted and shook his head as Fang-Fang walked away. However, after a few minutes of walking through the halls, Damon's nose began to itch.
Damon sniffed, smelling smoke. "What's burning?"
They followed the smell until they found Mizore, Kurumu, Ruby, and Yukari all being tended to by the school's medical staff outside of the kitchen where there were flames and thick black smoke rolling out of it. Damon dropped to a knee beside Mizore, who smiled.
"I'm alright," Mizore smiled. "But Inner Moka is a terrible cook."
"She is?" Tsukune asked. "How bad?"
"That was all her, with the four of us helping," Kurumu said. "The first time her pumpkin pie turned into a giant blob monster."
"What the fuck do you mean a terrible cook?" Damon snorted. "That takes some serious skill. But she's probably pretty upset. Tsukune, roof. Go eat your girlfriend's burned pie and cheer her up. Maybe give her a kiss."
Tsukune nodded and turned, running toward the roof. Damon sighed, waiting with Mizore for a few more minutes until the Medical staff cleared the four girls to leave. They all headed up to the roof to check on Tsukune and Moka, and found them both standing there, both staring at the rosary around Moka's neck, her still-silver hair blowing in the wind.
"What'd you do now, Tsukune?" Damon asked, walking over and lifting the crucifix.
It hissed angrily as it began to burn his skin, but he could sense the magic in it shuddering and flickering. He released it, sticking his burned fingers into his mouth for a second.
"The seal's unstable," Fang-Fang said, stepping onto the roof with his sister just as Damon opened his mouth to tell them the same thing. "The greatest weakness with this type of seal is that it's only momentary. At this rate, if you stay like that the seal really will break."
"How...do you know that Fang-Fang?" Tsukune asked.
"Because his species specializes in all forms of magic," Damon says. "But he's right. The seal isn't meant to be open for more than a few moments at a time. Any longer and it'll deteriorate rapidly until it breaks completely. It needs to be repaired. Fast." He sighed heavily. "And the person who could accomplish that the easiest is...his family."
Fang-Fang grinned. "So you understand the situation. Not bad."
"But, can't you fix it?" Moka asked. "You're really good at magic."
"I can't," Damon said. "Except for a handful of more...creative tricks, most of the spells I can use are either to transport myself home, or to attack. And even then, my magic is only about as powerful as a Witch's. As much as I hate to say it, the best option is to go to chine and meet the Huang family." He grinned. "Which means it's time for that tour of China your family owes us."
Fang-Fang and Ling-Ling both deflated, but nodded.
"Wait, why don't we ask the Headmaster?" Ruby asked. "He's one of the Three Dark Lords. There's nothing he can't seal."
"You're wrong," Damon sighed. "As I'm sure Ling-Ling was about to say..." he gestured to the zombie, who looked annoyed, and had her mouth still open and hand still raised, as though about to speak, "The Headmaster may be one of the Three Dark Lords, but someone else taught him everything he knows about sealing. The Headmaster's species doesn't specialize in magic. The one who taught him, however, is another of the Three Dark Lords, a Yasha by the name Fuhai Touhou. He's one of these two's ancestors, and he's in China currently. If we're going to be certain the seal is fixed, we'll have to go to him. However..."
"Will he want to see you?" Ruby asked.
"No," Fang-Fang said. "He despises your kind."
"Rightfully so," Damon admitted.
"However, for the time being, I'm sure we can work something out," Fang-Fang said. "Everyone else can stop by to see him while you're all on your tour."
"That'll work," Damon nodded.
He looked around at the others and they all nodded their agreement. He sighed and nodded to Fang-Fang, who grinned widely.
"Very well," Moka sighed. "Where do I have to go to meet this person?"
"The City of Evil, Hong Kong," Ling-Ling said.
"We'll meet you at the airport tomorrow," Damon said. "Ruby, go ask for time off from the Headmaster, and tell him what's happening and where we're going."
Ruby nodded and left.
"Maybe while we're on the trip she'll be able to find a solution," Mizore said.
"She's not coming," Damon said. "The Headmaster's going to have a job for her."
"How do you know?" Mizore asked.
"My ancestors' memories," Damon said. "Come on. We're going to need rest."
Mizore nodded and the two of them left, heading to his room to go to sleep early.
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