Chapter 101: Christmas Cow

Jason's POV

I followed behind Damian as his Great Dane took the kid for a drag around the property.

"Damian, do you want me to walk the mutt for a while?" I asked as the dog practically dragged the midget through the snow.

"No!"

"Fine. Whatever." I replied as the dog suddenly stopped and sniffed the air before growling.

"Titus?" Damian asked as the dog suddenly took off dragging Damian behind him.

"Let go of the leash, dumbass!" I yelled, running after them.

I might as well have been talking to a tree, because the idiot clung to the leash as he was literally dragged through the snow.

The dog and Damian disappeared into the woods.

Damn it.

A couple of minutes later, I found Damian on the ground with Titus standing over him growling at a cow… A cow!

I pushed the dog over before picking Damian off of the ground.

"You okay, Mini Bat?" I asked, wiping some of the blood off of his face as his eyes grew wide.

"Todd. Look." He said as he pointed over my shoulder at the cow.

"Yeah. I know. Hamburger on the hoof."

"No, you imbecile! It's a cow!" he yelled, pulling away from me and walking up to the animal.

He patted the animal's head as it mooed.

"As of now I'm a vegetarian! And this is Bat-Cow!"

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Bruce's POV

As I walked into the manor, I was greeted by all of the damn animals.

"Franklin." I muttered as the deranged turkey gobbled.

"Fluffy, Pancake, Buttons, Buttermilk, Magic, Oreo, Demon, Alfred, Peter." I huffed as the cats meowed.

"Titus." I said as the dog barked.

"Licorice." I greeted as the bat squeaked.

"Thumper." I said as the bunny merely wrinkled its nose.

"Cow." I huffed as he cow mooed.

Wait a minute… Cow. Cow! What the hell!

"Father, I see you have met Bat-Cow." Damian said as I looked down at him in shock.

"Damian, where did this cow come from?"

"Another cow."

"Where did you get a cow from?"

"I found her."

"Damian! You cannot bring a cow into the house!"

"But, why not, Father?"

"It's a cow! And it doesn't belong to you!"

"Why not? I found her."

"You cannot keep her! You are going to take the animal back to wherever it came from!"

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Damian cried and cried as he hugged the cow. I had already phoned a nearby farmer to come and collect the animal. I felt bad for my son, but it's a damn cow!

Soon, the farmer arrived.

"I'm so sorry about the cow getting away, Mr. Wayne." The man apologized.

"It's no trouble, Mr…"

"Brown."

"Brown. It's no trouble at all, Mr. Brown… My son, Damian, found the animal." I replied as Damian stepped forward and looked up at the farmer with tear-stained eyes.

"What will you do with her?" he whispered, rubbing at his eyes with his hands.

"Well, she's a cow, boy. She's only good for meat." The man replied as Damian burst into tears before grabbing my arm.

"Father! Please! I'll do anything! I want ask for anything for Christmas! Please!"

I took one look at his sad faced and groaned internally before pulling my checkbook out.

"How much for the cow?"

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Dick's POV

As I pulled into the driveway, I thought I saw Damian playing with a cow in the yard… I think I need my eyes checked.

I parked in the garage and headed upstairs to find Bruce in his study.

"Bruce, I swear I just saw then weirdest thing. I thought I saw Damian playing with a cow outside."

"You did, Dick."

"What!"

"You're letting Damian have a cow!"

"I just think it will be good for him and it will teach him moral values."

"Are you freaking serious! You're playing favorites!"

"Dick, what are you talking about?"

"When you adopted me! I wanted to bring Zitka with me, but you said no!"

"Dick, Zitka is an elephant."

"Whatever… Do you have your checkbook on you."

"Yes. Why?"

"Because, we're going to the Gotham Zoo!"

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