Author's Note:
Welcome to my first "Killing Eve" fanfiction, folks!
While I mostly write for Grey's Anatomy Universe…
Well, watching this show for Sandra Oh and Jodie Comer is a joy.
Let's hear it for some light banter between these two lovebirds.
Have a great one,
bobbiejelly
Do You Like Elton John?
Villanelle/Oksana calls Eve Polastri to ask her an important question. Major Spoilers through KE-S03-E05. F/F. Villanelle/Eve. Fluff. Rated M. Short Drabbles. Phone Call. Two-Shots+. Killing Eve. fanfiction.
Pt. 1: VILLANELLE
Generally, Villanelle doesn't like to beg.
She doesn't beg people to go out with her - hell, she's hardly ever the one doing the asking.
She doesn't beg during sex, no matter how much her body wants her to.
And she certainly doesn't beg women for her attention…
But Eve Polastri is different, for Villanelle, at least, as recent times have established.
And her mother just died, so I mean, she should have some leeway for some emotional anomalies as of late, right?
(Even if it was she who killed her mother in the first place, but nobody needed to know that for sure… Plus she was a total maniac, so Villanelle's 'mommy dearest' just had to go… Eve would understand… Right?)
Generally, Villanelle doesn't like to beg.
But she's crossing the line of 'almost a little bit begging', now.
She's pulling out her phone to dial the familiar number.
She once had it for 'work' - that one time they had been manipulated to 'being on the same side or whatever' by Konstantin and his cold-war ex-girlfriend…
(Who the hell even is that woman, anyway? And what kind of name is Caroline for a spy? Villanelle never really figured that part out for sure, she was too busy mourning Eve getting shot at that point.)
(Which also fell into the category of 'things that were sort-of-actually Villanelle's fault, but of course those are just part of the nitpicky details…' and thus, again, she should have some leeway to be a bit loopy after that day, too, Villanelle thinks to herself.)
Villanelle dials Eve Polastri's cell phone by heart.
Of course, she still remembers it.
She could call out that number in her sleep. That's how well she knew it by heart (she hopes she doesn't actually do that.)
She could call out that number during sex if she needed to. (She hasn't actually done that, which is good, seeing as she was supposed to be married not long ago, and that girl would have probably wanted to murder her for doing such an atrocious thing in the bedroom.)
She could call out that number at gunpoint...
But luckily, for Villanelle, she doesn't need to do that right now.
Because no one is holding her captive or at gunpoint or in any danger at all.
Villanelle is standing outside the barn which is next to the house she just set fire to.
She just went to check on her brother and that sweet little kid she gave a massive 'allowance' to.
She thought her brother would take the kid to see Elton John live with her, but as it turns out he's busy and his passport is not up to date.
So she hates to waste money (even though she has bucketfuls of it) letting that extra third ticket go to waste…
Because the cash she gave the boy was actually symbolic, and for him to shop on the trip, not to actually buy Elton John tickets, because Villanelle had already done that part online because everyone knows you can't get good seats if you wait too long.
So Villanelle had purchased three tickets before she went to that house with that firestarter.
And she wanted to surprise her brother and that sweet little boy.
And now, her plans have changed because her brother can't leave the country, and she sure as hell does not want to be the only person in charge of a ten-year-old or however old this brunette schoolboy is, while he waits in the long lines to watch Elton John.
And Villanelle would never admit how much she's secretly delighted that she has a perfect non-work, non-murder, perfectly normal reason to call Eve Polastri now.
To ask her this very important question, no less.
And so, Villanelle has dialed Eve Polastri's cell phone by heart, now.
Generally, Villanelle doesn't like to beg.
But Eve Polastri is different, for Villanelle, at least, as recent times have established.
So she calls Eve, in vain attempts that maybe she'll pick up her damn phone.
But as it happens, the thing goes straight through to her voicemail.
So all she texts her is to call her back immediately at this number because she has an important question to ask her.
Villanelle doesn't bother leaving her name, because she knows Eve would know her voice from memory, even though a shitty text message, the same way she already knew Eve's phone number by heart.
It takes four hours for Villanelle to finally crack.
She's called and called again at least eighteen times.
And each of them has given her no result except for the message manager.
And Villanelle is driving herself insane by listening to Eve Polastri's outgoing message.
So she finally leaves a Goddamned voice message, even though she abhors voicemail like it's the plague.
But Eve Polastri is different, for Villanelle, at least, as recent times have established.
And Eve Polastri makes Villanelle do things she doesn't generally do for anyone else, ever. And would probably never do for anyone else, ever, as long as she lived, not even at gunpoint.
So Villanelle starts leaving Eve Polastri a voicemail.
All she starts to ask her is "Do you like...?"
As Villanells sits against the barn, now, listening to the chatter between her brother and the little boy, as she waits for Eve Polastri to finally call her back.
Generally, Villanelle doesn't like to beg.
But Eve Polastri is different, for Villanelle, at least, as recent times have established.
So Villanelle leaves Eve Polastri a voicemail from her hometown in Russia.
And all she asks her is: "Do you like Elton John?"
***** END OF CHAPTER ONE
Author's Note 2:
Well, folks. Hope you liked that little start to this story.
Part Deux is coming soon to fanfiction near you!
Rest easy, and let me know if you want more or something.
Getting into a very intimidatingly good "Killing Eve" fandom might be challenging for me.
But I could be persuaded if I get a lot of requests.
Ps. Yes, Eve's colleague's name; it's spelled 'Carolyn', but Villanelle probably doesn't know or care about that. LOL!
This is supposed to be a two-shot, but if you beg me for a three-shot, I might consider it, I just might... :D
bobbiejelly
THANKS FOR CHECKING THIS OUT, HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE REVIEWS! :D
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Author's Note 3: Well, that's it for now, folks. Happy reading, Leave a note, it'll make my day! Enjoy, Much love, bobbiejelly bobbiejelly