Note: I am against homosexuality and transsexuals.
Chapter 7
Queer
The Final Destination was currently flying through the air after having escaped Secon Island due to the Endpoint of that island erupting and also because of the appearance of Godzilla.
Asides from the Smashers, they were also carrying some civilians from the island.
Master Hand was in the navigation room of the Final Destination alongside some Alloys when Mario approached him and asked, "Where are you going to take da people to?"
Master Hand was watching the news on a screen when Mario asked him this. The news was talking about how the volcano on Secon Island erupted not too long ago. Said reporter was a woman with red tentacle-like hair.
"I'm thinking of taking them to Inkopolis," Master Hand told him without looking away from the screen. "It's the closest civilization to Secon Island, and the folks there already caught wind of what happened, as you can see."
"Sounds like a good idea to me," said Mario.
The news then changed to a different one. "A few hours ago, one of the producers for the video game Pokemon Sword and Pokemon Shield had been killed," said the reporter. "He exited his house when suddenly a man in his early 20s ran up to him and shot him in the head with a gun. The culprit, rather than running away, immediately broke down into dancing while singing a song loudly and happily. Here is a footage captured by a passerby."
The footage showed the killer, a guy with curly orange head wearing a red cap, breakdancing next to the corpse while singing, "I want to be the very best! Like no one ever was!"
Mario and Master Hand watched the news with disturbed expressions. "Things really are a mess…" said Mario.
"I know, right...?" said Master Hand in response.
In another part of the Final Destination, within a living room-like area, the escaped civilians were all gathered there, trying to calm down after going through such a shocking experience.
Alloys were there, proving them with needs such as food and water. Some of the Smashers were there as well, helping out in whatever way they can.
Link and Captain Falcon were standing on one side of the room, and the latter said, "Can't believe we let this happened… We were supposed to keep the volcano from erupting…"
"According to Mewtwo, he did not see anyone approaching the volcano at all, and it exploded out of the blue with no warning beforehand whatsoever," said Captain Falcon. "He theorized that the culprit must've detonated the Dyna Stone from underground."
"If that is the case, then the Smash Pros are smarter and more dangerous than we thought…" said Link.
"Indeed," said Captain Falcon with a nod. "We can't approach them with a simple mindset…"
Yoshi was helping the Alloys distribute needs to the people. He walked up to a large man with a bushy beard and handed him a piece of bread. "It's not much, sir, but I hope you have your fill anyway," the dinosaur said to him with a smile.
The man glared at him response, confusing him, and then the former said, "I am a woman!"
"Um… Sorry? But you look like a man…" said Yoshi.
"I am a trans woman! Trans women are real women too! I am a bona fide woman! I am tired of people referring to me as a man! This has happened so many times that I am sick of it!" said the man angrily. His shouting grabbed everyone's attention.
"What's the commotion over there?" asked Bowser as he approached the two.
Yoshi said to the turtle, "This guy feels offended that I called him 'sir…'"
Bowser looked at the man and said, "And what's wrong with that? Would you prefer to be referred to as 'lad?'"
"I said just now I am a woman!" the man said to him angrily. "It's disrespectful to refer to people by their wrong gender!"
"I'm sorry, but what part of you look like a woman?" Bowser asked him.
"I am a tomboy, which is why I maintained my masculine appearance, but despite this, I am a woman at heart and want to be identified as one! I have thrown away my life as a man!" the man said to him.
Bowser laughed when he heard this. "Haha! That's a good joke! I know a guy who makes a more convincing woman than you, despite his build! You're either telling me the greatest joke in the world, or you're a moron with gender confusion!"
"I am not gender confused! While it is true that I am born a man, I have chosen to throw away my identity as one and choose to be a woman instead, but because I have a tomboyish personality, I have chosen to maintain a manly appearance, but this does not mean I am identifying myself as a man!" the man said to him.
"Let me get this straight," Bowser said to him. "You are a born a man, wants to be identified as a woman, but you decide to leave you beard on because you want to be a manly woman, yet you still want to be called a woman despite your overly manly appearance. Something tells me you're not right in the head…"
"I am perfectly right in the head! What you are saying is very offensive to all trans people!" the man angrily said to him. "You talk like trans are not right in the head!"
"Of course they are not right in the head!" Bowser said to him. "Who in the right mind would want to be identified as the gender they are not born with? A normal person would be perfectly fine with his or her own gender! Only a mentally challenged person would want to become the other gender! Trans people! Homosexuals! Anyone with those beliefs are not normal and mentally ill!"
"You transphobic and homophobic scoundrel!" the man angrily said to him.
Suddenly, some people stepped forward with looks of anger. One of them, a bald guy with feminine makeup and wearing a green dress, said to Bowser, "What do you have against trans people?! You trying to pick a fight?"
A buff man with a brown flat top haircut who was hugging younger-looking man with neatly-trimmed blonde hair said to Bowser, "Why do you straight people always have to criticize us and say we are mentally ill? That's rude and mean!"
"Yeah! What is wrong with same sex love? There is nobody in this world that I love more than my beloved Charlie?" the younger man said.
"I love you too, Fred!" said the buff man as he turned to look at the younger man with lovey-dovey eyes.
"It's wrong, disgusting, unnatural, sinful!" said Bowser angrily. "Living things are supposed to be paired by opposite sexes, not same sex! That's the way things are since the beginning! Homosexual thoughts are not normal and should not even exist! Such a mindset is a disgrace to a world!"
"How dare you discriminate people like us?!" the "tomboy trans" angrily said to him. Without thinking twice, he threw a punch at Bowser, but the latter easily caught his fist.
"Resorting to violence, huh? Well, then don't blame me for hitting back!" said Bowser before punching the man in the face, knocking him into a wall. Everyone was shocked at what he did. "Is that all you've go? If you call yourself a man, or tomboy, then fight like one!"
"Um… Was that necessary…?" asked Yoshi.
"That was going too far!" Link said to Bowser as he walked up to the turtle. "I agree that transsexual people and homosexuals are… abnormal, but that doesn't mean you have to get into an argument with them!"
"Why do people always hate on us?!" said the bald guy in a dress in a girly voice while shaking his hips in a girly manner.
"People are always against the love we have for each other, Charlie," the young man said as he embraced the buff man.
"Worry not, my love! No one can ruin our inseparable love!" the buff man said to him as he hugged back tightly."
Suddenly, Link sensed impending danger. Acting quick, he pushed Bowser out of the way before whipping out his shield in front of himself just in time to block a bullet that flew towards him. Everyone turned to the source of the bullet in shock and saw that it came from the gun of the guy Bowser punched just now.
With a face of shock and anger, Bowser said, "You're really asking for it, aren't you?"
"I will not stand for such disrespect towards the LGBT community!" said the man with a voice filled with rage. "You straight people think you're so righteous and all! You never stop to think about our feelings and call us freaks!"
"Of course you are! Same sex relationships and wanting to become the other sex are messed up and unnatural!" said Bowser angrily while pointing at him. "People with the right mind would find such disgusting things to be acceptable! You only have yourself to blame if people get freaked out by your behavior!"
The man screamed in anger before firing from his gun again, and most of the people in the room screamed while ducking down. Link once again got in front of Bowser to block the bullets for him.
Ken suddenly grabbed the man's hand and said to him, "All right, that's enough! Personally, I don't care much about the whole trans and homosexual thing, but you're not doing anything to improve your image! If you're going to continue with your act of violence, then…"
The man angrily screamed into his face before attempting to shoot him, but the latter easily swatted the gun out of his hand before knocking him onto the floor with the back of his fist. "All right, you were asking for it!" Ken said to him in frustration.
Suddenly, the whole place shook violently, much to everyone's surprise. "What the heck?!" said Link in surprise.
At the same time, a loud siren sounded, and Yoshi asked, "Are… Are we under attack?!"
In the navigation room, Master Hand, Mario, and the Alloys were watching the screen, which was now showing what was happening outside the Final Destination. They saw the Smash Pro's airship flying after them and bombing the floating platform with missiles.
"Yhaldfjhaljdsfcnajvba!" said a red Alloy in panic.
"Yes, I can see that we are under attack! How dare they?!" said Master Hand.
The airship fired missiles that curved in various directions in order to hit the Final Destination in various locations. Every time the platform got hit, the interior shook, shocking everyone.
"Damage report!" Master Hand said out loud.
"Augadofnakdadjkalf!" a green Alloy said to him in panic while looking at a computer screen that showed where the Final Destination got hit.
"Darn it! The engine is damaged?!" said Master Hand in response in shock. "Quick! Patch up that part quick! We won't be able to stay airborne if this keeps up!"
"How about da enemies?!" Mario asked him.
"Obviously, we have to deal with them!" Master Hand told him. "Tell the others about it quick! Get rid of the enemies as soon as possible! I need to stay here to check on status and fix the engine myself if necessary!"
Mario nodded before rushing out of the room.
Outside, the airship continued to bombard the Final Destination with platforms. The bottom part of the platform was the most vulnerable and was already releasing smoke from getting hit by the missiles.
The door opened on a certain part of the platform's surface, and then some of the Smashers came out. Looking at the airship, Bowser shouted, "Hey you! You think you can get away with shooting us?! Come out here and fight like a man if you dare!"
"Yeah! Ya scared that you're gonna get beaten up by us if you face us yourself? Ha! This only proves I'm a better fighter than you already!" taunted Wario.
As if responding to Wario, a hatch on the airship opened, and small flying platforms with glass domes flew out and towards the Final Destination. Inside each of the glass domes were people, coming in various species and in both sexes. The glass domes opened, and those people jumped onto the Final Destination, looking ready to fight.
"Sending out the small fries, huh?" said Dark Pit as he readied his twin blades. "They're really underestimating us!"
"Regardless of whoever they sent, they're going to regret messing with us!" said Ganondorf while cracking his fist.
"We have orders from I Am to take you down, for he sees you as a threat to his plans," said one of the lackeys, an anthropomorphic wolf with an eyepatch.
"Then why doesn't he come and take on us by himself?" Falco asked him. "He should know better than to send incompetent servants to do the job!"
"Your arrogance shall be your downfall," said an attractive woman with long, spiky pink hair.
"Is that to say you aren't arrogant? Ha! You're making me laugh!" said Bowser.
"You shall witness the power of us Smash Pros. We shall change this world for the better, and all those who oppose us must not be allowed to live!" said the wolf.
"Then bring it!" said Ridley as he got into fighting stance.
Both sides then charged at each other and began fighting. While the battle was mostly one-sided, being in favor of the Smashers, some of the Smash Pros were still able to hold their own to some extent.
As both sides continued to fight, another person came out of the airship using a flying platform as well and landed on the Final Destination. Donkey saw who it was and was surprised. It was Alpha Zero.
"You again!" said the gorilla, and he sounded angry. "I'm going to defeat you this time!"
"Know your place, weakling," Alpha Zero said to him in an arrogant tone. "What makes you think you can fare any better this time when you couldn't the first time?"
"I'm going to defeat you for real this time!" said Donkey Kong angrily as he charged at Alpha Zero. The gorilla curled up and rolled at him, but Alpha Zero stepped out of the way.
Donkey immediately uncurled afterwards and jumped at the red squirrel to punch him, but the latter dodged it once again. Donkey kept on throwing punches at him, only to miss every single time.
"I told you already that you are weak," Alpha Zero said to him as he continued to dodge. With a quick movement, the red squirrel pulled out a whip and struck Donkey so fast that the gorilla never had the chance to see what was coming until he flew back from the powerful strike.
"Don't you dare hurt Donkey!" Diddy angrily said as he pointed a pair of wooden guns at Alpha Zero and fired peanuts rapidly at him. The spider monkey currently had a jet pack on his back as well.
"Pathetic," said Alpha Zero as he spun his whip like a fan to destroy the edible projectiles.
Charizard suddenly appeared behind Alpha Zero and swung his claws at him. The latter sensed him approaching and moved out of the way in time. The Pokemon then breathed a stream of fire at him, but the latter disappeared in a puff of smoke and reappeared in the air above him, hitting him in the head with a dive kick.
That wasn't enough to knock out Charizard, however. The Pokemon roared while shaking his head to shake off Alpha Zero, and then he charged at him and swung his claws, only to miss again when the red squirrel moved away using a fast sliding movement.
The moment Alpha Zero came to a stop, Donkey tossed himself at him, and they both ended up flying off the Final Destination. "DONKEY!" Diddy gasped in shock.
Donkey and Alpha Zero fell through the air while struggling against each other. The latter was trying to break out of the gorilla's grasp so that he could perform midair jumps to get to safety, but the latter refused to let go and even punched him in the face over and over.
Above the two, Diddy and Charizard were flying towards them as fast as they could, the former using his jet pack to do so. Diddy grabbed onto Donkey's back. "I got you! Let go of him, Donkey!"
However, Alpha Zero grabbed hold of Donkey this time, not letting him go, so Diddy ended up getting dragged along.
Charizard tried to grab them all at once, but the trio struggled with each other so intensely that they began spinning in circles, which left the Pokemon with no proper way of grabbing them.
Down below, the sight of a city had appeared, and they would crash into it sooner or later.
Diddy was able to increase the power of his jetpack while spinning, hoping that this would get them out of danger. As they fell closer and closer to the city, the increased power of the jetpack caused them to curve into the air slightly.
By now, the citizens of the city saw them falling and were surprised. The citizens mainly consisted of people with hairstyles that resembles squid and octopus' tentacles.
The trio eventually crashed into the side of a building and then fell straight down onto a van, partially crushing it, much to the shock of the citizens.
Donkey and Diddy finally freed themselves from Alpha Zero and rolled down onto the pavement. Though they survived the fall from Final Destination, the landing still brought pain to them.
Despite this, Donkey and Diddy were still able to stand up. They groaned in pain while looking around to see where they had landed. All around them were towering buildings with large amount of advertisement billboards on them, and the citizens were as previously mentioned.
"What is this place?" wondered Diddy.
Alpha Zero then stood up and glared at the two primates. "Do not get so full of yourself, mortals!" he said to them in a frustrated and intimidating tone. "You will die for mistreating a god like me!"
Donkey and Diddy got into fighting stances, and behind them, Charizard landed and got ready to fight as well. "You're the one who shouldn't be so full of yourself!" Diddy angrily said to him.
TO BE CONTINUED