KT-FeatherSage wrote When KT is Bored and I'm bored and they (she? what are your pronouns?) started this corona challenge apparently (to quote: "If anyone wants to continue on this but like 'When [author's name] is Bored' and rant about something else, then feel free. Start the Corona challenge, I dare you.") SO HA. I ACCEPT YOUR DARE.

Disclaimer: I'm not Erin Hunter. They own Warriors. I'm also not KT-FeatherSage. Blame them for this, not me. Also if this is counted as copyright infringement, KT is allowed to sue me. (not)

If I reference anything I WARNED YOU HERE.

Ivystorm was bored. And ThunderClan was open.

So, being the responsible, rational author she was, she decided to stroll into the ThunderClan camp, because that made perfect sense.

But when she walked in, she was in for a surprise. She literally only recognized maybe one, two, three, four, five, six, seven (and counting) cats.

Seven out of at least forty is extremely impressive.

So she strolled up to the nearest cat, and said eloquently, "Hey."

Nearest cat freaked out. "AHHHHH INVADER!"

Cats rushed over, but instead of horror, there was incredible delight. "Wow, Hollytuft spoke for the second time in her life!"

As Ivystorm remembered, the first time had been caught in camera. But wow those cats who rushed over. Who the heck were they?

Ivystorm decided to speak out. "CATS OF THUNDERCLAN CLASS OF 2020!"

"Yo, who the f is this?" muttered some other unrecognised cat.

"Could say the same to you. WHO THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS? I literally look away for three books and who could blame me, Darktail being dead was boring as hell. But then I come back to this series in 2020 and try to read Lost Stars and guess what? The Clan's overrun with weirdos with weird names and literally no discernable personality. Look at the Warriors Wiki. You cats say so little that they put the one sentence you ever said on some random hunting patrol in the Quotes section. 'It's quiet'? Really? I can do better than you. At least I would have said 'It's quiet uptown' or 'It's quiet here', Eaglewing whoever the heck you are! TALK MORE. SERIOUSLY. FORGET EVERYTHING RELATED TO TALK LESS SMILE MORE. You don't even smile anyways."

"?" said everyone in unison. This was such an amazing feat that it should now be on the Warriors Wiki. Try checking.

Then Bramblestar-Ashfur came into the clearing. "Well well well, what's all this fuss?"

Ivystorm grinned evilly. "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. AND IT ISN'T ASHFUR OR SOL OR SHREWPAW OR YOU OR EVAN HANSEN OR YOUR DAD OR AND PEGGY OR DARKTAIL OR BREEZEPELT OR ILLUMINATI OR MOUNTAINSHINE OR MY POPCORN OR APPLEDUSK OR HOLLYLEAF."

"Who, then?" asked some random apprentice.

"He is-" Ivystorm drumrolled for suspense.

Literally no one cared.

"JD from Heathers. Don't believe me? Bribe him with a slushie." I- SHE concluded, poofing away.

"Well, (censored) me gently with a chainsaw," commented Hollyleaf from StarClan.

I'm so sorry.

IF YOU WANNA DO THIS THEN DO IT! Also the refs were pretty obvious.

Read SunKatt's one too. NOW.

Shameless promo: If you're in the Hamilton fandom too then go the fanfic section there go find "Where Paths Cross" by DebZorski NOW cuz it's a collab and apparently I'm doing a couple chapters for it. You don't have to read it, but hey, it'd be appreciated!

Promo end.

Now please someone write some coronavirus spoofs.

Stay alive,

-ivy