Hey there! I'm back with another idea! This time it's inspired from a post on Instagram and it was hilarious. So, here it is!
At the Karasuno gym (I have no idea why it's always here, oh well)
Kumo: Can someone please explain why Ushijima's standing there like a creepy man?
Noya: Have you come here to stalk our beautiful ladies?
Kumo: Aww thanks Noya
Oikawa: I also think you're beautiful, Kumo-chan!
Kumo: Shut up Oikawa- Wait what are both of you doing here!
Ushijima: I'm signing a petition for Oikawa to come to Shiratorizawa
Oikawa: I already told you I'm not going to go!
Ushijima: But we already have 73 out of the 100 signatures needed
Oikawa: Why would so many people sign it!
Suga: You said we?
Tendou: Because you forgot me! Wakatoshi-kun, why didn't you mention me?
Ushijima: Because they didn't ask
Oikawa: Who signed it?
Iwaizumi: I did. In fact, I was the first
Kumo: Ooh sign me up!
Oikawa: IWA-CHAN, KUMO-CHAN, HOW COULD YOU
Daichi: If I sign it, will he get out of here before things start going into chaos?
Kuroo: Oya?
Bokuto: Oya oya?
Kuroo: Oya oya oya?
Daichi: And that just went to crap
Ushijima: Do you want to sign the petition for Oikawa to come to Shiratorizawa?
Kuroo: I'll sign it
Ushijima: Thank you
Kuroo with music playing from somewhere: I've always been this kind
Kumo: Nope. Pfttt-
Kenma: I have to agree with her
Kumo: New petition, has Kuroo always been this kind?
Suga: Nope
Daichi: Nope
Kenma: Nope
Hinata: Scary
Kageyama: Nope
Tsuki: *Shruggo*
Yamaguichi: You helped Tsuki, so yes
Eveyone else (since I'm lazy): Nope
Bokuto: Ermmm-
Akaashi: *Also shruggo*
Oikawa: Nope
Iwaizumi: Nope
Kuroo: Seriously?! Even you Bokuto!
Bokuto: Sorry bro, it's just that...
Kuroo: I have been betrayed...
Bokuto: I'm sorry bro
Kuroo: Bro
Bokuto: Bro
Kuroo: Apology accepted bro
Bokuto: HEY HEY HEY
Kuroo: *Turns to the rest* Ok, I'm not nice but you didn't have to hurt my feelings like that
Yaku: Hurt what?
Kuroo: Lev, Yaku, have I always been kind?
Yaku: Nope
Lev: Nope!
Kuroo: Dam you Lev, more laps for you next time!
Lev: EHH-
Yaku: And that's why you're not nice
Kuroo: *Sulks in corner* (Intense flashbacks from last time)
Ushijima: So, who wants to sign?
And that's it folks. You'll probably never see an ending to this, so here ya go. If you think it's incomplete, please tell me so I can finish it!
Peace out, Yun Teng