Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei: Nozomu Itoshiki
Kagome sighed as she pulled her husband from the ledge of the roof; this was the tenth time he had tried to jump off of it today. At least that's what his class had told her, then again some of them were well known for edging him on.
"Sigh. What is it now?" she patted his shoulder as he pouted at her form the floor next to her. Kami, sometimes she didn't know why she put up with his suicidal and childish antics.
"Y-you said you wouldn't be able to meet me for lunch." She slapped her forehead in annoyance.
"Baka! I said I would be late! Learn to listen once in a while would you?" Her eyes widened as he ran towards the ledge once again shouting at the top of his lungs.
"WAAHHH! GOME-CHAN HATES ME!" She lunged after him and tackled him to the ground to prevent him from trying to kill himself once again. She rolled with him away from the ledge and finally pinned him to the ground. Her breathing was erratic and her cheeks were flushed from the effort it took.
"Mahhh! Nozomu -sensei! Why would you want to kill yourself? You have such a hot young wife! And on the roof no less!" Kagome turned cherry red as she turned to face her husband's class. When did they get there? It didn't matter because she quickly scrambled off her husband waving her hands in front of her.
"N-no! It's not what it looks like!" They laughed and made comments towards her and her husband and it was then that she knew why her husband continually tried to kill himself. Little shits.