Chapter 1:
Hey peeps, it's me Kurayami Bugendai, I'm writing this book 'cause I really don't have anything better to do and I have writer's block for The Reaper of Hades, so I'm writing this, enjoy!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. It is owned by Masashi Kishimoto.
"Why do people kill? To save someone? For pleasure? For no reason at all? Because the mission demands it? Whichever, I don't kill for those reasons, I kill when it suits me. I'm not a murderer, I'm just bored"
Day of the Kyuubi Attack:
"AARGH" A red head with purple orbs that were currently scrunched in pain screeched. She was lying on a bed, as a man with blond hair that reached his shoulders, 2 bangs framing his face was looking at her in pity. This was Minato Namikaze; The Fourth Hokage.
"Relax Kushina, it'll be fine. Just a bit more, and our baby boy Naruto will be born" Minato said, smiling at the thought of being a father.
The woman known as Kushina had opened her eyes and glared at Minato; but there was really no malice, just anger. "You say that when you're given birth while the most powerful being in this world is inside your stomach fighting to break free, and all that's stopping it is your willpower" Kushina growled before a nurse that had brown hair which were greying in some places and had intelligent, but caring eyes grabbed her hand softly.
"You'll survive. You always survive." The woman said, smiling kindly at Kushina. Her eyes then turn hard "Now Push like you've never pushed before!!!"
Kushina screamed before the screams died down and replacing it was the wails of a baby; a newborn baby. The nurse carried the baby before wrapping it in a towel and dropping it next to another kid there.
The kid in question had black as midnight hair, with intelligent and dull black eyes. He shifted his vision to the other baby that was dropped next to him. The other kid had blond hair and baby blue eyes that was once closed looked at the other kid before going back to blissful sleep.
Another woman was beside Kushina that was also laid in a stretcher. She had black hair that almost looked brown, with onyx black eyes. She had delicate features as she looked at Kushina smugly "I gave birth first"
"Nuh uh Juyodenai, I did." A pouting Kushina said as she looked at Juyodenai's child.
Juyodenai eyes also landed on Kushina's child as they both asked at roughly the same time "What are you gonna call him?"
Kushina smiled "Naruto"
Juyodenai raised an eyebrow "After your favorite Ramen Topping and a fishcake? Damn, I wonder if you're part Akamichi" Kushina grumbled which earned a tired chuckle from Juyodenai "Dakudesu, his name is Dakudesu"
Now it was Kushina's turn to raise a delicate red eyebrow "Dark Death? Isn't that a bit…I don't know, dark?" Kushina giggled while Juyodenai groaned at the horrible pun.
"While this is fun and all, I think you guys shouldn't forget me" Minato deadpanned
The two females looked at him almost sheepishly "Sorry Mina-kun/ Sunny-chan" Said Kushina and Juyodenai respectively.
"Well this is such a wonderful reunion. Sad that I have to break it" A new voice said. Minato immediately grew alert, scanning everywhere in the span of milliseconds finding a portal that looked like it was distortedly spinning and a man-at least Minato thought it was a man-appeared out of the portal. The man was wearing a cloak that had a hoodie, with purple at the inside. He was wearing a yellow mask with stripes that looked like waves at the left side flowing to the right side. In his hands were chains that were dangling at his feet but it surprisingly made no sound.
"Who are you? How did you know of this place?" Minato said, freezing slightly at seeing the nurse that took care for the two women currently on the bed bleeding on the ground at the feet of the masked man
The masked man in question chuckled "In your order: My name is…Uchiha Madara. How I knew of this place is…classified." The masked man then ran at the babies in extreme speed that left Minato in shock for the small second the man needed to take the children. Minato raised his famous tri-pronged kunai to which the masked man held a normal kunai and held it at Naruto's neck "Before you get here, the first child is killed, and believe me when I say I'm fast enough to kill the other one" Minato growled at the man
"What do you want?" Minato said through gritted teeth. The man chuckled before the sound of sizzling was heard and the source was on the man, or more specifically, the babies he held.
"The Kyuubi" The masked man threw the babies clad in towels peppered with explosive tags. Minato immediately disappeared to the position of the babies who were peacefully sleeping except for the black haired one who looked at Minato in recognition and fear. Minato filed that for later and as he grabbed the kids, he thought of the one place they would be safe.
Minato in an iconic yellow flash disappeared to a relatively homely room and placed the two babies on the queen-sized bed there. He turned to the black-haired baby who looked at him in acceptance and fear "Don't worry Dakudesu, you'll survive. Your mom, your aunt, and me as well" He then disappeared in another bright yellow flash. The baby now known as Dakudesu just made a sighing motion but no breath or sound came
'See it my luck to be reincarnated in the Naruto Universe'
In the mind of Dakudesu:
It just had to be my luck. I felt the pain of being reborn, but this time conscious to feel it. Lemme tell you, having your big body being pushed out from a small opening hurt like hell. When I came out, I was dropped to a place by a normal looking person, but when they started to talk in Japanese (a language I don't understand but my years-I think-spent watching anime made me recognize it) I thought nothing about it before I heard a swirling sound before I'm held by a being that made my little heart stop. Holding me and a blond haired baby was the masked man that looked like the masked man in the first episode of Naruto 'Obito' I thought this was one really good cosplay but seeing the man place what I knew were explosive tags (I was an irredeemable Naruto fan, fuck off) were placed on the soft blanket I was wrapped around on, I knew that this shit wasn't fake. The sound of sizzling added to my realization. To add further incentive, the man threw me and I saw a blond-haired man appear in front of me. I immediately thought this man was a real good Minato look-alike
…
Until the Minato look-alike breaks my fragile hold on reality by grabbing me and the blond-haired baby who was still sleeping (HOW CAN A BABY SLEEP WHEN ALL THIS SHIT IS GOING ON?!) and immediately disappeared in a yellow flash and so do I. Ok, ok don't panic, so first let's take inventory of what the fuck Is happening.
First of all, I'm reincarnated in the Naruto universe. That's the only reasonable reason why all this shit is happening.
Secondly, I'm a baby. A FUCKING BABY!!! Couldn't I be reincarnated at the age of 8 with the Gamer ability like that fanfic. Yami the Gamer Kage right? Yeah.
Also, I'm currently on a bed with a baby who will one day be the most powerful being in the world along with a certain duck butt haired Uchiha.
Furthermore, I'm currently in the scene of one of the most dangerous episodes in Naruto
in addition, I'M A MOTHERFUCKING BABY!! DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT?!
Summary: I'm royally fucked.
My musing is interrupted when I hear Minato say "Don't worry Dakudesu, you'll survive. Your mom, your aunt, and me as well" as he disappeared again in a yellow flash. Yeah right, you're going to die…. wait, did he say mom, as in I wasn't born as a twin to Naruto? Damn, the plot's already changing.
I sigh but because of my lack (or my over amount) of locomotive functions no sound comes through 'Just my luck to be reincarnated to the Narutoverse' I wonder what has also changed in the plot? But before I could think more of it, sleep hits me and all I remember was a black-haired woman and a red head currently cuddling me and Naruto respectively.
Several Hours later:
I feel a searing pain in my stomach and hope that I didn't just get what I think I got. Opening my eyes, I found myself in a place that my somewhat suppressed memories can decode: New York city. As I calmly walk forwards, I wondered if what I experienced was a fucked-up dream. But then there was no one on the pavement. No cars, no people, it was like New York was a ghost city. I reach a place that just stopped looking like New York and looked suspiciously like Konohagakure. He looked at the Hokage monument and saw a small opening at the head of the Yondaime. It was big enough to fit a human, but how do I get there? Oh yeah, it's my mind, I can just think of getting there. Doing exactly that and unceremoniously, I was inside the opening, it looked like a simple cave. I walk forward into it and then see a cage that looked like the cage in Naruto's Mindscape that held the Kyuubi. I looked inside and immediately regretted it. A gigantic clawed hand appeared, trying to kill me. I jump back and saw a snarling fox that in the future would help Naruto. But this one looked a darker color. I theorized that this was the one that Minato had when he croaked.
Kyuubi growled "Plane walker, you have no place here. Leave now or the Shinigami will end your life." I smirked at the being
"Oh, I don't think I care. Because if I die, you die. Isn't that right, Kurama?" Kurama growled and started to thrash against the cage, but I knew it would hold.
"How do you know my name, Plane walker?! I will kill you once I get out of this cage and you will tell me all you know!!"
"I know that Hagoromo will not be happy at what one of his children would be doing. He expected you to save lives. But I guess that's expected when the same species you were meant to protect begin to use you for power and seal your freedom" Kurama growled again but visibly calmed down.
"Well, it seems a Plane walker knows this much of our history. Now I'm too interested to kill you." A new voice said that caused a chill down my spine. The Kyuubi visibly paled. The Kyuubi would only fear death, so I knew who was this new being.
"Well, I'm a special case……Shinigami-san." I turn around to see a scary sight. To see the Shinigami in movies makes him look somewhat boring. To see him in real life nearly made me shit myself (Could I do that in my mind? Whatever) He had white shaggy hair that look uncared for, it also reached his waist. His skin tone was ash colored, somewhat purple. He was skinny, anorexic even, it looked like the skin wasn't skin, it was paint colored on bones. He wore a white kimono. His face was scary as fuck. He had sharp, pointy horns, red piercing eyes, with teeth so sharp and so many it was like seeing the number of teeth in 2 sharks. In between those teeth was a normal katana. In one of his outstretched hand were red beads that looked like they were painted with the blood of the dead bodies. All in all, he was a scary mother fucker.
The Shinigami chuckled, his chuckle resonating and shaking the cave I was in. "So, you are little Dave" My name, the name that felt so precious, yet so common "I have a proposition for you" I raise an eyebrow but he continues anyway "I'm bored, and you catch my interest. Amaterasu, Susanoo, Izanagi, Izanami, and Tsukuyomi all have-or are soon to-different avatars. I need one and you seem fit for the job. You have the stench of death on you Plane walker, so you are the perfect candidate."
This wasn't in the plot at all. Maybe I went to a different area unlike the source. But this sounds too fishy in my mind, although any deal from the physical embodiment of death should be fishy "What's in it for me?" It was a question, but I was already considering it, so really the question wasn't needed, but survival instinct kicks in
"Besides unlimited power, the ability to raise the dead for any soul in return, to be the avatar of death, to control the shadows and darkness as I'm extended to Yami, the ability to summon me, not much really. But also know that I really don't care what you become. Good or evil, I don't care. Death doesn't care which side it takes" I was almost visibly salivating at this, I felt like this could be the best deal ever. And no fine print inside those words "But-" I visibly deflated at a 'but' in this sweet deal "You have to kill some idiots that have escaped of are about to escape death. I'm sure you know them"
I didn't even need to think. Those were some of the most disgusting characters ever "Hidan, Kakuzu, Orochimaru, Madara, Obito, Black Zestu. Am I missing any?"
The Shinigami, much to my surprise, nodded "Just some" I nodded at that "Just know that this power doesn't come until you're 13 years old or so. Your body won't be able to handle it otherwise. So, is this a deal?" He extended a gnarled hand at me. I shook it with only slight hesitation. The Shinigami smiled, blade still in mouth (You know, now that I think about it, how is he talking to me with that thing still in his mouth?) "Good" He turned to the pale Kyuubi "You take care of him. But only do it when he gains your trust. Oh, and also, Dakudesu you are able to feel pain but won't die. A killing blow will just hurt like the Shinigami…hehe" I rolled my eyes. If death just made a pun then this is definitely not the source world.
I turn to Kurama, who had visibly calmed when the Shinigami disappeared "Well Kurama, it seems that I have only you now"
"Fuck off kid" Kurama growled again. I was beginning to see how much the world had scarred him. He had encountered a lot of betrayal that I can ever experience.
"Look, I know you don't like human kind, you have experienced a lot of stuff. You are far more powerful than me, and I need that to survive to ensure your survival. I want a partnership, not just a deal with the devil. I want a confidant. So, can we co-operate so we could survive, because I like the second chance to live, so can we just co-operate?" I put my hand inside the cage in a handshake to show I trusted him and that I was sincere.
Kurama huffed before bringing one of his gigantic fingers, showing his nails to me. I grabbed the nail and we technically shook "Now get me out of here brat" I winced, he wasn't gonna like it.
"From my knowledge, this cage can only be unlocked with a key that is held by the performer of the seal or the person the sealer trusts more. And, again from my knowledge, Minato would give the seal with Jiraiya who keeps it in a frog." I was expecting the growl that would come but the Kyuubi kept quiet and nodded.
"Of course, he wouldn't trust his kit to the key to the remaining half of the Nine-Tails"
I tilted my head to the side in confusion. I thought he would seal everything in me since there was another candidate. I shrugged before sitting down in a lotus position. Kurama raised an eyebrow but said nothing. I started to feel light, like the air. And in a moment, I faded away from my mind.
Hokage Office:
"No Sarutobi. We should have these children to be taught by me and ROOT" That was the voice I hear when I wake up. I was surprised this was in English, I didn't understand anything before.
"I knew you had trouble, so I helped you in understanding the language automatically and speak said language" It made more sense now. I mentally thanked Kurama wondering how he could do that but just didn't care anymore as my attention was shifted to the conversation that was about Naruto and me.
"No. you can take the Uzumaki boy in, but Dakudesu is staying in the Uchiha clan" I'm pretty sure that was Fugaku. On the other note, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! I'm not getting a chance at life only to get killed by a 13-year-old that was a loyalty fanatic and screwed up in the head!!
"I think Dakudesu-kun should be reinstated in the orphanage. Same with Naruto-kun" Thank you Hiruzen. At least I think you're Hiruzen. God damn my undeveloped eyes. "All in favor of Naruto going to the Orphanage?" I heard no sound for a second. Then two. "Alright that's 8 out of 12. All in favor of Dakudesu going to the Orphanage?" Silence again "That's 2 out of 12………Ok. All in favor of Dakudesu staying with the Uchiha?" No no no no no no, please no!! I'll die "Okay………That's 10 out of 12. It looks like Naruto is going the Orphanage and Dakudesu to the Uchiha's area." I'm fucked. Royally screwed. Finished. Gone. End of the road. Doomed to death. Wait…I can't die, Shinigami said so…but only if I get to thirteen. Mother fuckers. The mental strain was too much so I passed out. I now understand why babies like sleep so much.
7 Years Later:
"Daku!!! Get back here!!!" Was the voice of a black-haired woman that had equally black onyx eyes that were currently scrunched up in annoyance with soft, delicate features that were now hard but amused. "If you don't; I'll take away your kunai"
A black blur literally appeared near her. When the blur was gone, in its place was a boy with fair complexion, black messy and spiky hair. Black onyx eyes glared playfully, with the scar that reached from his eye to his jaw "No fair Kaa-san!! I like that kunai! Itachi-nii gave me!!" I said, looking at the woman who I could say was definitely like my mom.
It's been 7 years since the Kyuubi incident and my initiation to the Uchiha clan. It was bad at first for 6 months, with some assassination attempts here and there, but I was saved by Fugaku Uchiha. Who I didn't like but had been slowly seeing as a father-figure.
"Yeah right Daku. You just like to poke me with it!!" A kid with iconic duck-butt hair, and black eyes said while pouting. He was wearing a blue T-shirt with cream shorts. If you had a semblance of understanding of Naruto, you would know him as Sasuke Uchiha.
In fact, I wonder how I looked. Looking at myself, I was wearing A black long-sleeve T-shirt, Black Shinobi pants, and black Shinobi sandals. What? You can never have too much black. And with my black spiky hair that looked significantly like Yahiko's, but two shoulder-length bands framing my face. With pale skin and black eyes, I think I'm a badass.
I snorted at the accusation of my love of stabbing. I like to poke stuff because I think I can't die. The scar on my face tells me that much. But right now, I should act my age, or more specifically, Sasuke's age if only slightly more mature "So? I want to be a ninja, so I need to learn how to poke stuff." Mikoto, the woman who was my mom, giggled at our bickering. I turned to her, my eyes activating the fabled Koinu no in no me no Justu (Puppy Dog Eye Justu) "Can I please start training? Me and Sasuke? I know this is supposed to be a time of peace, but I'm not comfortable knowing I'm not strong to protect everyone from everything?" She looked shocked before shaking her head.
"I keep forgetting how mature you are from reading books"
I grin "Well, I'm a ninja, we have to be mature" Mikoto smiled before lifting me up and hugging me. I didn't resist, I like the affection that she gives, it makes me feel wanted
Kurama meanwhile had other ideas "Look at those boobs, they defy gravity. Kid, I don't care how old you are, you gotta grab and fuck her"
I blush before mentally reeling in "Shut up you perverted furball. I'm just 7 for Kami's sake"
Kurama snorted "Oh please, you're mentally 31"
I mentally groaned "Fuck me"
Kurama smirked "I won't. But I'm sure Mikoto will love to"
Mikoto looked at me, not knowing the mental banter that was in me "Ok, we'll take you to the academy, both you and Sasuke." I was jumping for joy at the ninja training. If I could get better quickly, I will only become better.
"Mikoto, Sasuke, Dakudesu, Fugaku-sama demands your presence" A professional voice said as I turn back to see an ANBU with a crow mask an in the normal ANBU clothes
I smile at the ANBU "Come on Itachi, no need to act all professional"
Itachi removed the mask and looked at me in confusion "How did you know it was me?" His eyes narrowed slightly as Mikoto also set her eyes on me.
Crap, ANBU identities are secret. Gotta think of something "Your voice, the hair, and your unhealthy love of crows" I said lamely, hoping that would work.
Mikoto giggled, Sasuke laughed, and while Itachi did not look convinced, he cracked a small smile you wouldn't notice unless you knew him, and I'm pretty sure I know him.
"All right, but Fugaku-sama still wants to see you all. Meet him at the house" We nodded before he disappeared in a shushin. Damn, I gotta get me some of that.
I looked at Sasuke before smirking "Race you there?" Sasuke grinned before nodding "All right. Ready, get set stead-GO!!" I took off. Sasuke cried out
"No fair"
I smirk but he couldn't see it, I'm already far ahead. I turn to see him running as well "Kurama, I need the trigger: Mode 2. Output of 38%"
Kurama smirked in my mind "Isn't that overkill?"
"Nah, it's just what I want" I immediately felt a boost as I knew that my legs took on a red hue. It wouldn't be seen because of my trouser, so I could use it freely. I immediately pushed my legs to the limit I knew it could go. My vision became blurred, the area now looked like it was running backwards. I knew I got tunnel vision but then I know just how to deal with it "Trigger: Mode 6. Output 60%" Kurama grumbled something about too much numbers. I chuckled before I see everything become clear, slower even. I knew it work, it was a test, but I could input Kurama's chakra into my system to enhance myself. Right now, I was going high-gennin speed, my limit was low-chunnin.
I'm brought out from my musings when I see an obstacle; a cart filled with tomatoes. 'Time to show off' As I neared the cart, I put power in my legs before jumping over the cart in an impressive front-flip. I look back and see that Sasuke was catching up-albeit barely. A while later, I see the house in sight. Stopping all power, I stop in front of the door, but the forward momentum was too much because instead of stopping there like intended, I launched into the door, not breaking it (The whole house was infused with chakra for security reasons. So, reinforced door strong enough to stand a tiny Bijuudama High-gennin momentum= PAIN). I groan as I just lie there, already feeling Kurama heal me slowly, annoyingly slowly.
"That's what you get for straining your body beyond what you should be able to handle" He was right. I normally just go 15 or 20%, but today, I felt to go a bit overkill. The results pay dividends, but the dividends hurt like hell.
I hear the sliding of the door in front of me to see Mikoto looking worried but amused "Couldn't stop your momentum?" I groaned in acknowledgement to which she just chuckled.
I looked at her, now feeling better to actually move, and looked at her accusingly "How did you get here before me?" I would have pointed a finger but…you know
She raised a delicate eyebrow "Shunshin." She said like it answered every question I could come up with.
"I should really learn that move" She chuckled at my predicament even as I glared at her.
I final was able to stand up just as Sasuke got here, panting slightly. I smiled snarkily at him "Took you long enough"
He snarled "I might like tomatoes, but they just get in the way too much. How did you get past it? I'm pretty sure you met it so don't lie" He stopped snarling and looked at me confused if not slightly annoyed
"I jumped over it." Sasuke and Mikoto sweatdropped at my rather blunt answer.
Before we could continue the discussion though, a cough interrupted us. I looked behind Mikoto and saw Itachi looking at us somewhat blankly "Fugaku-sama will see you now" I nodded before walking forward, Sasuke and Mikoto in toll. We entered a room before we saw a man in pale complexion, black hair and black eyes of the Uchiha, and a serious look on him sitting on a chair looking at us. This was Fugaku Uchiha.
"Sasuke and Dakudesu have come of age to know the Katon: Gokakyu no Justu" Fugaku said, not surprising us with his bluntness. He had been doing it for a while once we entered 6 years old. Mikoto only nodded, before looking at us.
She crouched down to our height and ruffled our hair affectionately "You are going to become true Uchiha now" We nodded. I had to force Sasuke to read books on chakra and Justus to know what we were doing.
"No time to waste, let's go." Fugaku stood up from the chair he was sitting on and walked out of the room, not waiting up. We quickly followed him to a clearing that had a lake there. He stopped at the edge near the lake "Now what you are going to do is to build chakra to your lungs. Change the nature to fire. Now do you understand?" We nodded "Good, now the hand signs are" He went through a series of hand signs slowly so we could see it. He put his hand in front of his mouth like he was blowing a balloon "Katon: Gokakyu no Justu" A large ball of flame appeared and flew to the lake. The fire ball disappeared but the lake steamed before it looked a bit less than before. He pointed at Sasuke "You first"
Sasuke smiled before doing the hand signs before shouting "Katon: Gokakyu no Justu" but only smoke came out and Sasuke started coughing horrendously.
Fugaku chuckled "You can't get it immediately, so keep trying. But now-" he pointed at me "Dakudesu, your turn"
I walked up to the lake before doing the hand signs. I feel the chakra in me boiling, begging to be released. I instantly shift it to fire chakra, by making it feel hot. I imagined the properties of fire and how it looked physically. I smirked before shouting the name. "Katon: Gokakyu no Justu" What happened next shocked me and probably (Try most definitely) shocked Fugaku and Sasuke. A large ball of silver flames appeared from the confines of my mouth. This ball got to the lake and…well, let's just say the lake turned into a crater. If you don't still understand, the water didn't steam like Fugaku's own, the water dissipated. There was no water left there at all. Fugaku looked on, mouth agape at the destruction of what a C-rank Justu did.
I rub the back of my head sheepishly "Sorry about that. Don't know my own strength"
He turned his eyes to me, glaring. I cringe at his look. I was afraid that he would berate me "You destroyed the lake that hundreds of Uchiha's had done the Katon: Gokakyu no Justu" I lowered my head in shame "I'm so proud of you"
I looked back up at him so fast I thought I was going to wring my neck "Huh?"
Fugaku chuckled, his glare softened before I felt a hand land on my shoulder "My boy, no one, not even Madara Uchiha could do that with the Katon: Gokakyu no Justu. But you did. You could be a prodigy of the Uchiha. You even did the hand seals faster than Itachi at his first try"
I smiled before I felt someone's glare on me. I turned back and saw Sasuke glaring at me jealously. I sighed internally. I know I have to help him else he would turn bitter and hate me and his dad. I didn't want that. But first, I have to ask some people why that happened "Kurama, why did that happen? Is it because of you? I know your best ability is fire and wind, second only to the Two-tails in fire and second to none in wind?"
Kurama hummed thoughtfully "Possible. But my fire is red, and wind doesn't cause it to turn silver"
I snorted mentally "File it under CSCBS (Crazy Shit Caused By Shinigami)?"
Kurama nodded "Sure, anything for me to get back to sleep" He yawned before he curled up into a ball, his 9 tails covering him in a make-shift blanket
I growled (Again, mentally) "Lazy ass furball"
Since all this was happening at the speed of thought, I was able to thank my pseudo-father without looking weird "Thanks Tou-san. Right now, I need to help Sasuke learn his so we can both be at the same level so when we enter the same team, we'd be too powerful for them to even touch" I knew Sakura was supposed to be there but fuck her and her pink hair (and also her voice. I wonder if that voice could one-shot Madara? It's possible), I want to be with my brother. Fugaku nodded at me and turned to Sasuke, glare back at full force
"Listen to Dakudesu Sasuke, you might learn something at the end of the day" He shushinned away. I groaned, I really need to learn that Justu. Think of the time that could be recovered if I could instantly transport myself anywhere. I turned to Sasuke who was still glaring at me.
I sighed at Sasuke "Okay Sasuke, show me the Justu again" Sasuke just snarled. I growled before looking at him angrily "Look, don't get jealous. There are people still better than you. And you can't be good at everything. You should destroy the thought that everyone is below you. Because if not-" I decided to show off. I jumped sideways facing the lake (Now crater) once more. I did the hand signs once more, which was now faster since I did it before (Adding Kurama's chakra did nothing to speed it up at all. Nope, not at all) I also put nearly half of my reserves into the fire ball, which being the container of the Kyuubi, was a lot. "Katon: Gokakyu no Justu" I screamed out before also adding Kurama's chakra in it as well. The result was…destructive to say the least.
As soon as the fire escaped my lips, the flames were huge. They enshrouded the crater, the forest in front of the lake, and a lot more I could not see. The fireball was so big, it was more like a wall of fire that was 25 feet wide and 25 feet high if I estimated. I forced the chakra flow to stop, and standing in front of me was charred land that looked like the soil was naturally black. There was no stone, no trees, just black land. I looked at Sasuke who was shaking in fear at the power. He looked at me almost like I was a god (imagine how Vegeta looked when Beerus arrived on earth and slapped him around) I knew it was time to sell it "-or I'll burn it out of you" that was the last thing I said before I saw nothing but darkness
Some Time Later:
"This kid needs to be trained Sarutobi. You saw the devastation. He should be taught by the best to become a weapon and an asset for Konoha" that was the first sentences I heard when I woke up from my forced nap. I blurrily opened my eyes to see Danzo with his stupid bandages filled with Sharingan eyes and Hiruzen Sarutobi, sitting on his chair in front of his desk, looking like he was on the verge of getting a massive headache.
"No…I'm not going to be some stupid tool" I said, surprising them all. "I'm not a weapon, I'm not an asset, I'm Dakudesu Uchiha, and I'll be a ninja through the normal way: The Konoha Shinobi Academy."
Danzo recovered quickly, looking at me with gentle eyes (although I'm sure their fake, the heartless bastard) "You are not Dakudesu, you are just going to train how not to lose your cool on missions, learn more powerful justu than the fireball you did, and I'll make sure of it, if you consider joining me"
Before I could say anything; Hiruzen beat me to the punch "Absolutely not!!" He roared furiously, looking like he was about to decimate the former student of the Nidaime "He will never train under your tutelage!! I would rather die than let another enter your clutches Danzo Shimura."
A massive amount of…something (Pretty sure it was killing intent by how it's currently showing me my slow and painful death under the hands of Sarutobi) was pressing around the room. I felt like shit, while Danzo looked only a bit sweaty but other than that he looked like he suffered no other effects. This just showed that the Kami no Shinobi (God of Shinobi) was still in the old Sandaime Hokage (Third Fire Shadow) and right now we were experiencing the full brunt of his fury (Even though I'm sure I'm not the target of his fury-thank Kami) "Sarutobi-" Hiruzen just glared at Danzo and he was immediately cowed "Hokage-sama, you must also see that this boy's prowess is too good to just be left alone. This alone shows that he is a powerful person and a prodigy. He needs a private teacher so as for Dakudesu to not lose or reduce in potential. We must strike the iron while it's hot. So even if it's not me, we need someone to train him. Due to this, he will not be able to attend the academy, but he will be able to interact with the academy students so for him to grow bonds and stay loyal to the village"
I look down at myself. I wasn't even bound by rope, I was just propped up a corner on one of the walls. I flexed my fingers, which moved showing I'm ok from whatever happened. I decided to make myself known once more, but before that Sarutobi had some more to say
"No!! I will not let him lose his childhood just because he is a prodigy or so. He will join-"
At this moment I cut him off "No" their head turned to me. I almost backed down due to the gaze of two powerful shinobi (One that was both kind and ruthless. Another who was ruthless, cunning, evil, a loyalty fanatic, the list goes on and on.) But I still keep my nerve on me. After facing the Shinigami and surviving does wonders on your confidence "I feel like this time of peace will dissipate soon. Konoha might soon be at the mercy of the dogs. I feel like I have-no, I need to get stronger. To be seen as a symbol of hope to Konoha, and a being who were he goes, death will follow if summoned. I want to be-" I had an ounce of inspiration at what I wanted to be. Yes, if I get to live long enough, this would definitely be my name in the Bingo Book "I want to be the Kage no Shi (Shadow of Death)" I looked at the audience in here.
Danzo looked as prideful as the bastard could be.
While Hiruzen looked somber and sorrowful "Fine, I'll let you be tutored," Danzo looked ecstatic, while I nodded, "But," Danzo visibly looked annoyed at the addition to the agreement "Your teacher will be my 3 top ANBU" Danzo looked like he was about to shit himself, while I was confused. This was an early timeline. Who were his 3 top ANBU?
"Dog, Crow, Raven, come out now" The Hokage said as 3 ANBU wearing the respective mask of a dog, a crow, and a raven.
"Yes, you summoned us Hokage-sama? What do you need us for?" Dog said as he stepped forward.
Hiruzen smiled "You three are going to be training a kid."
This time it was Raven who spoke "Hokage-sama, what kind of kid is this to warrant all 3 of us to train him?" That voice sounded familiar. Familiar as I've heard that voice near Itachi. I looked at him. Medium build, a tanto at the back, black messy hair, the voice
"Well that kind of kid is me Shisui" I said, a smirk on my mouth. Raven and the others turned their heads so fast I thought they'd get whiplash.
"Dakudesu?! What are you doing here?!" Cried Shisui and Crow (Who I'm sure is Itachi once I figured out Shisui). Dog though just appeared in front of me with a kunai at my neck.
"Who are you and how do you know their Identities? You have 2 minutes before your throat insides are exposed" Dog said, his silver hair blowing and a red eye.
I must have bigger balls than I thought because I just smirked at him "Same way I know yours Kakashi Hatake" Kakashi looked shocked before he raised his kunai to kill me. I hear a *clang* before the kunai is dropped on the floor and I see the outstretched hand of Hiruzen.
"Stand down Dog. He was going to learn your name any way. But I'm curious on how you knew Dakudesu?" I just wave at them dismissably as Dog backed away
"I found a book on ninjas and when I read it, I found out it was a Bingo Book and this is where powerful, deadly and very dangerous shinobi were recorded. I saw a guy with silver hair and a mask of a dog called Sharingan no Kakashi (Kakashi of the Sharingan). He looked like the man and I just guessed. I knew Itachi because of his hair, his obsession with crows, his voice and build, and the fact I heard from gossiping women that Itachi got promoted to a very dangerous rank with his friend Shisui. The same with Shisui, but Itachi's identity was figured out this morning when he called me, Sasuke, and my mom for a meeting" This of coursed shocked everyone (I guess. If I was told your secret identities were figured out by a kid who's 8 years old I'd be pretty shocked)
The Hokage chuckled while Danzo looked smug "See Hokage-sama, we need to smoothen this diamond"
Hiruzen nodded then turned to the ANBU "Dog, Crow, Raven, you will be training this kid. He has already shown promise and I want to increase the promise to power"
"Hokage-sama, I cannot take this brat. He-" Dog tried to continue but the Hokage shut him up
"This is not a request Kakashi, this is an order" Hiruzen said sharply. Dog's protest died down right then and there. Raven and Crow looked ok with this
"Excuse me Hokage-sama" I inquire. The Hokage's gaze turned to me "Do you think we could start now? Because if I could get powerful quicker, the safer my loved ones" The Hokage looked appraising. Shisui and Itachi looked pleased. Dog just looked slightly less annoyed. Danzo just looked like Danzo.
"Of course, Dakudesu-kun" He then looked back at the ANBU "Go to Training ground 33" The 3 nodded. Itachi walked up to me and put his hand on my shoulder.
I looked at him smirking "You can start talking how proud you are of me, I can handle it"
Itachi just looked on "No, just brace yourself" before we disappeared in a Shushin. We appeared in a field that had a small lake by the edge and a lot of trees. I felt disoriented as hell. I started to sway, my balance lost. Then I barfed. Great, both my balance and my breakfast lost. I turned my head to see all the ANBU had removed their masks. Shisui looked like how he did in canon, same with Kakashi. I glared at the cause for my pain. Itachi smirked, Kakashi chuckled, while Shisui was guffawing at my predicament.
"First time kid?" Shisui asked after his laughter died down. I nodded, not trusting my mouth in fear of dry heaving. He then turned serious, the previous look of amusement gone "Well, why don't we introduce each other?"
"How?" I ask, seeing the serious air that encompassed the area
"Name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams. That sort of thing" Shisui replied "Why don't you go first kid?"
"Fine" I sit down on the grass, Itachi and the other 2 followed my action "My name is Dakudesu Uchiha. I like justu, training, my family, stabbing things, and pocky. I dislike rapists, bullies, annoying people, and a certain jonin. My hobbies are training and stabbing. My dream…is to be the being that when he targets you, you die no matter what. And also, to be the messenger of death himself"
The 3 were slightly surprised at my dark dream, but I'm sure they just thought of it as some snotty nose brat that thinks killing is as easier said than done, but they don't know my past life, no one does. We stay in silence for a short while before Shisui clapped his hands-breaking the uncomfortable silence (Which I am very grateful for) "Well then, since all of you have gone back to naturally brooding (That got a smirk out of Itachi and Kakashi, and a chuckle from me) I'll go. My name is Shisui Uchiha. I like dango, sweets, my friends and the colour black. I dislike traitors, people who don't work hard, and a certain crazy woman. My hobbies are collecting, reading and talking with Itachi. My dream is to rid the world of the cycle of hatred"
Itachi sighed "I guess I'll be next. My name is Itachi Uchiha. I like pocky, my friends, my family, and sweets. I dislike traitors, rapists, and people who want nothing but death (He looked at me pointedly. I just shook my head in denial). My hobbies are gardening, meditating, and training. My dream is to see peace brought to the world"
We waited in silence for Kakashi to say something. After waiting for about 10 seconds, we realized Kakashi was reading his iconic Icha Icha book. Shisui just glared at Kakashi before smacking him upside the head "Kakashi-senpai…" Shisui said dangerously, as if he was daring Kakashi to say something except from agreeing to introducing himself
"Mou, Mou, I'll do it" Kakashi said, nursing the slight reddening in his neck "My name is Kakashi Hatake. My likes…are private, my dislikes…are confidential. My hobbies are a secret. My dream is not suitable for viewers younger than 29" Everyone sweatdropped (Save for Itachi because he's Itachi)
"I'm gonna go on a limb and guess. You like Icha Icha. You dislike people disrespecting your book. Your hobbies are reading that book every chance you get. Your dream is…I don't think starring in the book, so I'll guess your dream is to star in a movie of your book. If the thing last that far."
Everyone was looking at me, mouth slightly (Oh so very slightly) agape. I felt very uncomfortable with their stares. Shisui (Always the talkative one) broke the silence once again "Ok, since I'm just gonna ignore that an 8-year-old just find out 75% of my senpai-who is an ANBU-whole biography. I have to ask you Dakudesu," he trained his eyes on me. I straightened up and looked at him steely "What do you want to learn?"
I released the gall to smirk "Everything"
They smiled. I thought they liked my enthusiasm. Later on, I wished I didn't say that, no matter how effective it might be.
Kurayami Bugendai: Yes!!! 7616 words of a Naruto fanfic!! It honestly baffles me of how there are very little of fics that incorporate the Shinigami as a key factor to the story. If anyone can lead me to one, I'll be grateful.
Shinigami: Yeah, please do. I can't be unimportant in a fanfiction, right? I'm the god of death!!
Kurayami: Weeeeeeelllllll *cringes* I haven't really seen anything like that in forever
Shinigami: Well, for not finding any, you shall be punished. Dakudesu!!!!
Dakudesu: *currently groaning in pain because of training*
Shinigami: You lazy asshole!!! Get up!!!
Dakudesu: Ok *passes out*
Shinigami: I said get up not down
Kurayami: well, he's out.
Shinigami: Don't think I can't kill you myself.
Kurayami: Try that and you'll be Gai's love partner faster than you can move
Shinigami: *Shivers* No, I'll be good.
Kurayami: Good. Well, hope you guys enjoyed this. I feel like I did pretty good in this POV. Better than Cedric, I think. So, should I switch to this POV or not?
A. Yes
B. No. I like the old POV
Remember, it will also affect how I write for both stories, so choose wisely.
Now for the Justu.
Katon: Gokakyu no Justu (Fire style: Fireball Justu): C-rank. The user builds up fire chakra in their lungs to expel a steady stream of fire in the shape of a fireball due to the updraft of the technique. The strength of this just is that it can constantly be done to make it into a flamethrower move of sorts. The weakness is that it can not be controlled-that is, to veer from one side to another like a tracker of sorts, which means the enemy could dodge the attack if given time.
Next chapter in 3 weeks or so (Same with Reaper of Hades)
Note: Now that this corona virus (Commonly known as COVID-19) I might have more time to write, but no promises. I might even die then, fate is a fickle bitch. Also, I'm a bit depressed, just decided to get out of it-slightly-to write this chapter. Why am I depressed? Simple. My girlfriend cheated on me with my own best friend. I don't think I can get over the betrayal. And the lack of school to distract me not there, I've been in a rough patch.
Well, enough of my pity. Now excuse me as I go back to go brood like a certain Uchiha (Not Sasuke. Itachi)