Two chapters in one go! Wooo. WARNING: suggestions of sexual material. But it's only suggestions lol. I don't like writing that kind of stuff anyway but I thought it'd be an interesting scene to unfortunately expose our tuna fish to.

At the next meeting, Tsuna was joined by Kyoya who somehow got his hands on Takeshi's recording of Tsunayoshi singing. Even though the Cloud guardian wasn't verbally pressuring him to sing as well, his constant presence as of late was bothering Tsuna. Honestly it doesn't take Hyper Intuition to know what Kyoya wanted. Every time Tsuna turned to the creepy stalker, Kyoya would play the recording.

Tsuna was getting annoyed with Kyoya's stare as tapped on his phone suggestively. (In a non-sexual way of course.)

"For the last time. I don't sing!" Tsuna exclaimed. As usual, it didn't faze Kyoya as he continued to tap on his phone.

Tsuna sighed for the umpteenth time that week. He felt his intuition somewhat spike and he turned to Byakuran who spoke into his ring. He was clearly speaking to his parallel self. Usually Tsuna wouldn't be able to hear their conversations but he theorized the Parallel Byakuran was agitated about something that he was emitting more Sky Flames than normal for him to hear.

"Like I said Byakuran. Don't hook up the parallel worlds yet!" Tsuna heard Parallel Byakuran say.

"Why not?" Byakuran furrowed his brows. "You just said that Tsu-chan is there already right? When can I connect then?"

"Uhh…" Tsuna was almost certain he could hear embarrassment and Parallel Byakuran's face turning red. "An hour?"

"Byakuran, in as much as we both fool around, we still have a schedule to follow." Tsuna raised a brow at that. At least Byakuran acknowledged it. He started to wonder what was going on in the parallel world. Byakuran was right though; he had other duties to do and they can't waste time.

"That's what I told them! Oh god… they're going to kill me."

"Tsu-chan and whoever is available are already in the room right? And you've already activated your machine. I'll just establish the connection and you can explain to us what's happening."

"No wai-" Byakuran inserted his Mare Ring into the machine. The projector screen flickered as they waited. Kyoya took this moment to stop bothering Tsuna and observe what was going to pop up in the parallel world.

The sounds usually came first before the image and they couldn't figure out what they were hearing. Was that a moan?

Tsuna's intuition was blaring alarms in his head for reasons unknown. He tensed, embracing himself for whatever was about to come up.

Tsuna and Kyoya saw their parallel selves alone in the room. What they were doing, needless to say, was intense.

"CENSORED" Byakuran just realized what his parallel self meant.

Intense censoring.

Tsuna turned red and his jaw dropped. Kyoya's face didn't change much but Tsuna could tell he was disturbed to say the least. He didn't look for too long upon seeing their parallel selves still engaged in their… activity.

Insert censor here

HOW THE HELL HAVE THEY NOT NOTICED US YET?! Tsuna screamed in his head. For some reason, they just got louder. He dared not interrupt them. He'd rather just slip away quietly and just pretend they never saw that.

"CENSORED" Tsuna felt his face heat up once more. Where in the world did Tsunayoshi learn to say that?!

Kyoya had nothing to say but for some reason, he was getting angrier.

Tsuna waved to Byakuran and motioned for him to cut the connection. Like ASAP.

That position doesn't look comfortable, Byakuran thought. He saw Tsuna waving to him from his peripheral and turned to the table. He had to hold himself from laughing. Their reactions were so great! He could understand Kyoya completely though. This must be so humiliating to see.

ROUND 2 of CENSORING. They're going again?!

I swear if he starts laughing, I will kill him. Tsuna thought. He kept gesturing to have him cut the screen. Byakuran, in his fit of suppressed laughter, was about to cut it off until a door in the parallel world meeting room opened revealing Parallel Byakuran.

"Fuck." The white-haired man whispered.

"As you can see, that is what we're doing." Tsunayoshi replied impatiently. He and Hibari separated and glared at Parallel Byakuran.

"Don't be a smart-ass Tsuna. You were supposed to have a meeting right now." Parallel Byakuran said with a glare of his own. "And put some clothes on for goodness sake!"

Tsunayoshi picked up his clothes and tilted his head at Byakuran, "You didn't tell me."

"I told Kyoya!" Parallel Byakuran pointed at Hibari who was in the middle of putting his pants on. Tsunayoshi eyed Hibari carefully who paid him no attention.

"Who in turn didn't tell me…" He said. Hibari gave Tsunayoshi a side glance and smirked.

"This was more important."

"Damnit Kyoya!"

Tsuna sweat dropped. Why were they talking as if this was normal? Damn, they still haven't noticed them. Suddenly, as if a lid was blown off, Byakuran started laughing hysterically. Tsuna cursed in his head. They could've slipped away without them noticing.

"Oh… Shit…" Tsunayoshi widened his eyes and turned red. "H-How long were you guys there?"

Byakuran kept laughing as he replied, "Since…-gasp- Kyo-chan -gasp- said, 'CENSORED.'"

Tsuna buried his head in his arms. He didn't have to say it word for word. He was just hoping that Kyoya wouldn't blow up the room. It took all of his power to even look at Kyoya after what he just witnessed.

"I am so sorry Tsuna that you had to see that!" Tsunayoshi, now in his proper suit, bowed respectfully.

"I-It's… I-I-It's not your f-fault…" Tsuna whispered as he stood up but loud enough for Tsunayoshi to hear. Tsuna kept shaking his memories of the image away. "Sorry we interrupted your uh…. session…."

"No truly! I apologize on behalf of Kyoya here!"

As the two continued to apologize hysterically, Kyoya stood to leave the room but not without glaring at Hibari who looked at him impassively.

Tsuna continued his apologies to Tsunayoshi all the while wondering how he could face Kyoya again in the next few days or even weeks. Why did they have to see that? He hoped that the idea of being intimate with him, a herbivore, didn't disgust the Cloud Guardian enough to beat him up. Clearly, Kyoya was angry about that.

Kyoya left the room without another word. He attacked the 'empty' space to his right with his tonfa.

"Kufufu… What a sight that was…" Mukuro said as he stepped out of the shadows.

"Shut the fuck up…" Kyoya hissed.

They exchanged a blow. "Kufufufu… Though I know I could pleasure Tsunayoshi much better than you can."

"Better than me?" Kyoya's brow twitched. "If I actually wanted to, Tsunayoshi would be begging me to take him."

"Oh really?" Mukuro blocked another tonfa and grinned in a way that unnerved Kyoya.

"How would you do that when you're at the bottom, Uke-chan?"

Welp, turns out that was what was angering our beloved Kyoya. I should have named the chapter 2718 instead of 1827 but that would be giving it away right? Ahahaha