A/N: Just a conversation between Tetra and Mila. Pure dialogue

"Are you for real with this pictograph, Tetra?"

"Of course, Mila. Got it right as I caught him stepping out of the shower."

"So even flaccid, he's still bigger than about half of my ex-boyfriends. That's reassuring."

"Sorry for your bad luck, but he's mine and pirates don't share their treasure. This picto is the best that you'll get from me. Appreciate it."

"At least spill the goods on what having a guy like him is like. Give a girl a chance to dream. It's crazy to think that he's grower as well as a shower, but the proof is right in front of my eyes. I'm sure that must be fun to watch."

"It certainly is. It starts out slow, but then those veins of his start popping out and that lovely head starts to swell and snake its way down his leg as the whole thing inflates like a fucking party balloon and... mmf... Anyway, the point I was going to make was that because even his default size is above average he's almost always got a bit of a bulge in whatever pants he's wearing, and it can kill you to resist the need to reach out and squeeze it. Plus in bed I often wake up to the sight of his morning wood making a full sized tent in the sheets like a freshly wrapped breakfast burrito begging me to devour it. It's also become my favorite way to wake him up though. It's also a shame that you didn't get a look at those balls of his. They're big and juicy enough to go perfectly with that rod of his. I can play with them to drive him nuts and then give them a squeeze to remind him who's boss. However, even if you manage to find a dick with a pair of balls like his, I don't think you'll never find such a man attached to it. So masculine yet so gentle. So caring yet so strong."

"Ooh, tell me more."

"He's a wonderful lover. A hardcore romantic who wants to keep on kissing even when I start grinding all over him. When we actually get serious the first thing that sets him apart is his stamina. He goes from soft to hard at a moment's notice, and, trust me, what you saw of it did not do justice to how smooth yet firm his boner is. You're going to have to do all of the bending because it sure as hell won't."

"I saw you deep throat him so well. How the hell do you manage it."

"I'd like to think the practice and experience alone helped me do it, but I've got to give some credit to that aura of his."

"Aura?"

"The feel, the smell, the taste, getting near it just makes my insides go bonkers and do what they have to to get him in there. It messes with my head in strange ways too. I'm stunned to admit that once I even became overwhelmed by the need to have him cock slap me which he agreed to with the goofiest grin."

"It's that much fun?"

"It also helps that he's incredibly good at foreplay."

"He eats you as well as you eat him?"

"Like a champion when I let him. It's more than that though but he always handles himself so well. He never lets having such an incredible dick become an excuse for lazy lovemaking. Before I learned how to deal with his size he never chastised or rushed me and he'll never insist on doing something you don't want to. He's also incredibly patient when getting himself off while you're enjoying yourself, but even he has his limits and it's so much fun to watch them break. The only thing that isn't negotiable is how much cum he's going to blast you with."

"Is it as messy as I'm thinking?"

"And then some. His perineum muscles just might be the strongest on him and that's saying something. Learning to swallow with him is mandatory because if he cums outside then no target is off limits. Not only is there a lot of it but he shoots with a lot of force and distance. All parts of your body and anything nearby are liable to end up drenched in his semen, and, damn, is it potent. Its thickness makes it so arousing to feel on your tongue and skin. When you do swallow it coats your throat and belly in a way that really makes him feel like part of you, and it's all got such a wonderful stink to it. He could probably populate an entire kingdom on his own if need be. Hell, if it wasn't for that herbal birth control potion I got from the Forest Haven I'd probably be a mother of five by now. It's a damn good thing too because I couldn't bear the thought of not being able to get my pussy on him."

"I'd imagine so, but I'd also imagine it hurting."

"Make no mistake, when that it gets inside you at max hardness, you're going to be the one doing all of the stretching. No matter how much you squeeze down on it, his hardness won't give in a millimeter and might even expand a bit in defiance. Physical and mental preparation are a must, but with proper patience any pain transforms into a sensation like no other I've gotten anywhere. There's too much to his cock that can't be replicated with any other object. I'm not good enough at math to calculate exactly how much blood is needed to keep him that big and that hard, but it's certainly a lot and you can feel every powerful throb as his blood keeps on pumping through it. Once fully engulfed it becomes like a fucking diamond."

"Sounds like his heart is as big as his dick"

"And it's so fucking hot too. It starts to really roast in there and it feels amazing. On cold nights it's the best handwarmer I've got and having so much meat gives me a lot to grip onto. In his case though, it gives him a lot more to thrust with, and it's such a fantastic shape. Those veins and ridges certainly look nice, but they're even better when they're rubbing against you as he goes in and out, and all the while it keeps on getting harder and harder and hotter and hotter. I try to be on top as much as possible, but it's real challenge to keep myself upright when he gets to the deepest parts. For the times I let him take over he always needs to hold me so tight and he seems to get just as excited as I am."

"How long does he last?"

"However long I want him to, frankly. He's learned how to tell when I'm looking for a ride or when I want to him to let loose on me. It also helps that his body is so honest and gives off certain hints when's ready to cum. The hardness and heat inside mereach a certain peak, he starts frantically twitching around, and he gets a downright adorable look on his face when he begins to groan and shout. He can go from begging to cum to demanding me to take it depending on how worked up he is. Either way, there's no way even my pussy is going to be able to hold that massive manhood as well as such ridiculous amount of cum. Cumming in my pussy always manages to get the most spunk out of him, and it will overflow. The only question is how much. I've got to be careful of what I'm lying on because I've lost bedsheets to our excess juices, and It's never just one or two good spurts. It just keeps on cumming and cumming and ooooh... Like I said before, that boy is built to breed."

"From the times we've spoken to each other, I've learned that nothing is more important to him than his family. Perhaps that subconscious desire is what pushed him to develop a reproductive system of such otherworldly size and strength."

"I never looked at it that way before. That's actually a pretty cute way to think of it."

"But then I remember what it actually looks like and want to hump myself into unconsciousness. I envy you from the bottom of my heart, Tetra. Take good care of him."

"I may be a bit rough with him, but I know how lucky I am to have him. I don't know how I ever would've found a man if he hadn't come along. You live an honest life, unlike me. I'm sure the right person will come along."

"Fine, but would you be willing to let me hold onto a few pictographs of it? I've got my own girlfriends that I talk with and none of them believed what I saw on him when I told them about it. I need some proof of my childhood pal with the enormous dick to share."

"Are you going to masturbate to it?"

"I plead my right to remain silent."

"Relax, I'm not as judgmental as I look. I'll do it, but you'll only get one more. I don't want it spreading too far without my permission."

"Then I want it to be a comparison shot. Have it next some type of object as proof of the size."

"Alright, it's a deal. I'll get it once we're done here."

"I'm looking forward to it."