Long ago in Ancient Greece, there was a young man who'd just escaped the bonds of slavery. He ran and ran as quickly as he could from the Romans, until they cornered him in a part of Africa.
While the man ran, he discovered that there was a large cave in the distance atop a high mountain. The man laughed then climbed up the mountain until he reached the cave. He breathed heavily once he was away from the eyes of the centurions.
"I THINK I SAW HIM OVER HERE!!" One of the centurions shouted.
Thankfully, the centurions ran in a completely different direction. The man sighed, adjusted the loincloth he wore, and looked around the massive cave. He moved closer into the cave, then gasped, for he saw something that was truly scary...