A/N: An alternate idea to the Link masturbation story I recently did. Obviously I thought that one was better than this one, but I still guess this is worth posting


"Hot damn, look who it is!" Niko energetically greeted Link as he climbed his way back up to the deck.

"Yeah, its me. I'm sure you weren't expecting it though," The Hero of Winds had made a solo trip to his home island of Outset, but, true to his title, returned faster than anyone could have anticipated with the full support of the ocean breeze.

"Your timing's not to bad actually. We just finished preparing lunch. Here's one for you and the captain if you don't mind taking it to her," Mako handed Link two bowls, "I'm sure seeing you will make her day.

"I'm definitely counting on it," Link took the food into the ship.

His ears mainly ringing with the delighted voices of his return, link thought he heard more of the same as he approached Tetra's room only to realize he was hearing something just a bit different as he got to the door.

"Link... Liiiiink," the hero heard a harsh moan emanate from the cabin.

A chill went down his spine when he knocked to no real response and necessitated his next action to charge through the door. Bursting into Tetra's room, Link had no idea what he would find. She could've been in a fight or simply a bad dream, but the final reveal went far beyond and of his predictions. He found her not in agony, but in ecstasy. Pleasuring her own womanhood while murmuring his name. This all came to a stop with his entrance though, as the captain froze with her hand still between her legs. The hero calmly set both bowls of food down before taking any further action

"Okay... I clearly did not hear what I think I did," Link was both shocked and relieved to be so wrong.

"I didn't think you'd be home today, but I was still feeling certain urges."

"It's alright, I see where you're coming from," Link tried to calm her down, having grasped the situation. "I didn't mean to stop it although you should have told me before I left."

"What to do you mean?"

"Shh, just keep going as you were," he hushed her and pulled his shirt up and over his head.

"Incredible, Link, really..." Tetra murmured at the reality that fully lived up to her fantasy.

"I never took you for the type to do this sort of thing when I'm not around," he remarked.

"It's not as though I planned or wanted to end up like this, it just happens once in a while."

"It makes me happy to know that I'm missed. The least I can do is help you out in this moment. I want to be able to finish what you started."

"And how about yourself?"

"In due time," he grinned, "I know how you like it."

"You sure do..." she sighed

Link put an end to the current conversaton by making his next movements without her orders and removing his pants as well so that he was only left in his underwear. By pulling on the elastic waistband, he made the exact form of his manhood within the fabric confines much more apparent and more than effectively got the message across as to what he wanted her to do. While only dancing around it before he arrived, her fingertips went straight for her clitoris when he then pulled the material outward and jiggled around his package freely, giving her a sense of its natural weight and volume. Tetra's other hand soon went up to play with a hardened nipple he could now spot poking slightly out of her shirt. As impressive as this display was, the entire show was so good that her eyes were darting around, incapable of focusing on any single point, but her brain eventually settled down and figured out what it most wanted.

"Is that seriously what you normally choose to wear?" she marveled at his borderline obscene performance, "I mean, they barely fit you. Can't imagine it's comfortable in there, but it's hot as fuck for me."

"I'd hope so," He moved up to her head of her bed with his loins as close to her face as he could get, "They're the best I could find for casual use, but they're far from perfect."

"Oh?" she raised an eyebrow until she noticed that his bold was still moving even after he has stopped playing with it.

"I mean, I just walked into find the girl I love most in all the seas pleasuring herself while calling out my name," he shrugged even with a visibly growing erection in his boxer-briefs, "I haven't found a pair that can contain it when something like that happens

"Do it, Link," she took in a gulp of air, "Awaken the sleeping animal."

The visual of the captain wildly pleasuring herself before him was all Link needed to get himself going. Even the extra room they had requested be sewn into his crotches quickly ran out, but that's where the fun began for Tetra as she waited to see what shapes the material would contorts into the hold the beast within at bay. It billowed up as much as it could beneath the waistband before beginning to stretch outwards. The underwear performed well compared to past pairs, but still was clearly fighting a battle it could not truly win with his member expanding to the point his meat could be seen through the strained fly.

"How do you make it look so easy?" her face became flushed.

"You make it that easy," the hero stretched himself, "Well, depending on your definition of easy, that is."

"Yes, I definitely see this here that must be very hard," Tetra went for the easy pun, "But I mean how nonchalant you manage to be here. I love that sort of composure in a man."

"I do it so you don't always have to be. Especially in moments like this."

"You make it impossible or me. What sort of front could I ever put up against that?"

"I guess you'll just have to really be yourself," he teased.

"Myself, eh?" she tilted her head slightly, "Well, I am still the captain of this ship."

"And what are your orders?"

"Show me what you can do like that, but no using your hands." she decided.

"As you wish."

Link began a new show for her by utilizing the sway of his hips and the pull of gravity, letting his protruding tent sway before her eyes under the guide of its natural heft and momentum. Tetra resumed the diddling of her womanhood that she briefly paused that helped to boost the hero's morale as well. The friendly due between his erection and the material that confined it escalated into a full blown war as only the fact that it was too large to casually fit through the fly really held it at bay. Tetra knew which side she was rooting for as she grew immediately invested in this "competition".

"Come on, Link," she cheered him on, "I know you can break through. We haven't found a pair that can hold you yet."

"Usually, I'd be trying to keep it in but if that's what you want."

The hero began putting everything he had into the motions of his hips, attempting to guide his shaft through the fly that was being pried open further with every thrust. He his motions briefly became more frantic as did her fingers, but a new and daring strategy suddenly popped into his mind. In one of the most stunning displays of his vigor that Tetra would ever lay eyes on. He somehow managed to suppress his erection just enough to grant him a tad more flexibility in its motion. Once he finally felt it to be in the proper position, he sprung it back to life all at once to shoot clean through the opening of his underwear and out for her eyes to adore.

"Oh my fucking Gods, Link!" the captain squealed, "That was one the most fucking awesomely sexy things I've ever seen in my life!"

"Only one of?" he took relief in his newfound freedom.

"What do you think I was picturing in my mind before you got here, Hero?"

"You tell me."

Instead, she handed him set of pictographs that he hadn't noticed she dropped by her side when he barged in on her. Flipping it over, he found a set of shots that he had taken for her a few weeks earlier. It started with his flaccid dick next to a green rupee of roughly equal size to it and then subsequent images of it measured up against larger denominations of rupees as it grew more erect only to dwarf even the largest silver one at max size.

"Oh, these," he recalled the process of putting it together and the awkwardness of getting them developed, "Yeah, I decided to get artistic for that anniversary gift though my intentions were more on the humorous side..."

"Humorous nothing," she began masturbating to them when he returned the set, "Big cash with bigger cock. What more could I ever dream of having?"

"Well, there's no need to dream of anything because you have it right here," Link moved to have his erection standing over her face.

"Indeed, there are some things you can't get with imagination or even real pictures," Tetra permanently set the pictographs aside.

"And you can have as much of it as you want."

"Still no hands though," she repeated her instructions one last time.

Tetra accelerated her fingering with all of her focus on the grand member looming over her, casting a visible shadow across her eyes. Not only did she stare at it, but her neck craned so her nose could breath in ad much of his scent as possible. Link lowered himself to be mere centimeters from her face to aide further in this. Within minutes though, the rule she set for him was becoming more difficult for her to follow as she wanted to go up to touch and taste it. However, the captain saw it as a fitting punishment for her lack of tact and patience which led to this present situation. Instead, she used it as motivation to get to her climax so she would once again become worthy of his embrace. Especially since being so close to his erection gave her a better hint of just how much excitement he was concealing with watching her pleasure herself.

"I'm gonna do it, Link," she hissed, "I'm gonna cum just from looking at this big fucking cock of yours."

"Go ahead, Tetra" he approved, "Making you cum is exactly what it's here for."

Seeing Tetra arching her lower back upwards, Link flexed his manhood as mightily as he could manage and this synchronization of their bodies had Tetra reach her anticipated orgasm in a moist trembling display. Her womanly juices squirted all over her hand and the bed underneath in a way Link immediately knew he'd want to be seeing more of in the future. Not only that but it sparked a similar yearning for himself in the present.

"There you go, Link," she came down off of her high, "That's how I fuck myself when I don't have my hero around."

"It was nice to see," he nodded, "Does this mean your orders from before are finished."

"Yes, you did your part. Now I need to do mine, "the captain sat up and appeared ready to reach for him, but he countered by stepping away towards a nearby chair, "What's up? I'm not going to just leave you like that."

"I know," he sat down, "But I really liked it."

"Liked what?"

"Seeing you pleasure yourself with just your own hands anr thoughts of me," he clarified, "I had never thought of it that way before and it made me feel glad."

"How?"

"I thought you needing to pleasure yourself was a sign of failure from me as a lover, but you showed it to me as an extension of your strongest feelings for me. It made me kind of proud and, now I want to try it for you."

"What? You're going to do that with me here and ready to help."

"Absolutely," he pulled off his underwear altogether to be sitting nude before her, "It's been years, but I'm going to take of this myself with nothing on my mind except you."

"With me watching?"

"If you want to."

"How could I miss it?" she moved to be on the edge of the bed roughly a foot across from him.

"Okay then," he grabbed his shaft somewhat uneasily, as if having forgotten how to do it.

"If you need any assistance from me, just say the word," she offered as he fiddled with his grip.

"Do as you please, just no touching me," Link finally found a hand position that worked for him.

He started with basic squeezes and motions near the top of his shaft, really looking as if he had no recollection of how his hardened member felt in his hand. Conversely, his manhood didn't seem used to having his hand on it instead of hers. He tried to replicate the way she would handle it in the early going, but it just didn't quite work with his hand size and texture. Tetra was as impressed as ever with his ability to make something so indecent look so innocent. She wasn't going to break their agreement but directly intervening, but she wasn't going to remain as a mere spectator.

"So you really weren't messing with me," she noted, "It really has been years."

"Of course, why would I lie?"

"Sorry, I guess I just always assumed that because I was doing it in secret you must have been too. I should have known better than to lump you in with me."

"Even then, it was just me being curious. I really believed it was disrespectful to you as a partner."

"You really are too damn sweet," the captain shrugged, "I can't just watch you struggle like this though."

"Don't give up on me yet. I'll figure it out," he tried switch from his right to his left.

"I know, but I want to help. I don't know how different it is for guys but I do have some... experience of my own."

"Any tips."

"Well, for starters, despite your issues, you haven't softened up a bit. What is it that's still got you so hard?"

"I can't stop thinking about how you looked when masturbating before and remembering that I was the one who made you do that."

"Alright, now out of all those mental images, you need to pick one or two that's really your favorite. Then, you need to find your dick's favorite spot and time your touching of it with when that favorite image runs through your mind."

Closing his eyes, Link meditated on her advice with a deep breath and, after a few more seconds of experimenting, seemed to find something resembling a real rhythm to his strokes. Tetra herself quickly learned the gratification he spoke of earlier in watching a loved one pleasure himself to her.

"Yeah, okay," he opened his eyes back up but kept his pace.

"I suppose everything really isn't as easy as you make it seem," she giggled.

"I already said that you just make it easy," he reaffirmed his stance, "Even if it's not quite as good as how you do it."

"It never is, but don't go thinking that I'm not grabbing it right now because I don't want to. You need only say the word."

"No, I'm seeing this through."

"Well, then I hope you don't mind if I use my free hands for something else then."

Tetra's right hand slipped between her thighs to graze against her reawakening womanhood which got her whole body tensing up as she increased her level of contact to one not too far off from what she was doing before.

"Sorry, but you've got me feeling that itch all over again," the captain purred, "but don't mind me. Do as you please with yourself."

"Oh, Tetra..." Link unconsciously ramped up his strokes slightly,

"Mmm... That's it. Don't hold back. It's a good look for you," she shuddered lightly and returned her gaze to him, "One that I never tried before. You need mix up your images."

"I don't want to fantasize about doing anything too rough with you," he grunted, "I want to think about love first and sex second."

"If that works for you fine, but I won't hold a mere fantasy against you. This is a time to let your imagination run wild. You certainly haven't actually done everything I've ever thought of."

"Like... what?..."

"Certain condiments I've wanted to test how they taste on your dick. Of course, I'd let you give me your secret sauce and lick some cream off of me too."

"I was taught not to play with my food."

"I know, I know," she conceded even as she noticed his stroking change again, "Still something I like to keep in mind."

Tetra kept her hands occupied with her pussy, but made sure not to fast as to detract from the show she was getting from Link here. She noticed a pattern developing of him alternating between intense stares at her and five second periods where his eyes would shut with intensified strokes of his hand. His expression was much calmer than hers was before but also much more determined. She definitely had no interest in cumming again until he had his long awaited turn.

"You're so quiet doing that, Link," she noted his lack of commentary, "If you don't like being watched I'll take my leave."

"No! Don't do that!" he spoke in an agitated whisper, "I just... don't know what to say..."

Anything you feel you've got on your chest. Now's when you can let it out."

"Ah, alright," he let out a held breath, "I hope I wasn't... boring you..."

"Of course not. I'm interested to see however it is for you. Don't fight any urges you have."

"Okay, then just... go get your mom's pistol."

"Oh, you really think you're up for that?" Tetra had no visible issue with the seemingly odd request.

"Yeah, come on."

Tetra's mother's old flintlock was always kept in easy reach of her bed for remembrance and use in emergencies but had since become the subject of a sort of game the two had found themselves playing in the past few months or so. She had not expected to hear him call for it already but was more than eager to see how it would go.

"Here you go," the captain was ready to hand him her weapon.

"Just give me a few more seconds."

"Of course," Tetra slyly watched him add a second hand to his personal session.

Much earlier on in their relationship within the same cabin they were in now. Tetra made the initial observation that Link's penis was even larger than her personal eight inch flintlock, a fact the rest of the crew is soon made humbly aware of. However, Tetra also had her mother's old gun that measured at a bit over nine inches. She did not mention it at first as not to spoil Link's victory, but as she felt him reaching into her more and more deeply by the month, she finally presented him with the old heirloom and the challenge to become the man her mom would approve of for her. Despite failing at first, in the time since, she remembered sensing her body being stretched out by him at an increasing rate unlike any before it.

"Alright, Tetra, I'm just about ready," he announced to regain her attention.

"You sure are fired up over this, huh?" she cocked an eyebrow, "You know what I said wasn't meant to be taken literally."

"No, but it's the urge I had," he polished his tool as best as he could to present to her.

"Very well then," she personally held up the firearm against his shaft.

Tetra didn't know whether what she was seeing should be hard to believe or easy to believe but the results quickly spoke for themselves as his dick beat the antiquated by about half of the length of its engorged head. She never imagined how satisfied overcoming her little taunt would have his face looking, but it reminded her to be more wary of how she would challenge him in the future.

"Great," he stated rather plainly but triumphantly, "I actually did it."

"Did my little game get under your skin that much?" she turned to ask him.

"I never met your mother, so I'll do every little bit I can to make her think I'm good enough for you."

"But what I said was just a harmless little tease. It can't be the actual reason for another growth spurt out of you."

The hero responded with fleeting by fierce rush of masculine heat through his face and body that allowed Tetra to clearly see his member continuing to rise up against the barrel she was still holding. Now it was larger by nearly the entire glans

"I'll take any chance I get to prove myself," were his kind but staunch words on the matter.

"And take it you did," Tetra accepted her defeat on the issue, putting away the gun but also being left with one hell of a consolation prize. She was almost ready to take it into her own hands before she saw Link begin to stroke himself again.

"Thanks, now I can do this," Link stated to her clear disappointment.

"Come on, you can't do that and then just take it for yourself," the captain pouted.

"But now I'm ready," he clearly brightened up from before, "I can think about what I'm going to do with it, just as your mother would have wanted."

"Just as mom would have wanted?" Tetra asked herself playfully at first but sincerely soon after.

Jokes aside, the most important thing Tetra's mother preached to her was loyalty for both captain and crew. Link had it in spades from the day the first met, and she only hoped that she had developed a loyalty just as strong to him in return. With a little more thought on it, she knew that part of that would mean putting her own personal wishes aside hereso that he could finish up as he said he wanted. However, she still had other ways to savor the moment with him.

"What do you honestly think my mom would have wanted for you to be doing to me," she went back onto the bed to give him some space but also to get the space she needed to get her fingers comfortably back in her crotch.

"Everything I've ever done to you has been done with every once of love in my body, Tetra," Link was now doing full strokes with his left hand and fondling his testicles in his right, "Even this right now."

"You're jerking off thinking about how much you love me," she countered, " your cock gets that big thinking about how much you love me?"

"Yes!"

"And you want eventually shove something that huge into my precious pussy? That's how you show your love?" Tetra sped up her fingers.

"Mm-hmmm," Link was ready to confirmed pretty much anything she would say.

"And how... do you think... I feel when thinking about having that done to me..." she started playing with herself as intensly as she was when Link found her on her bed before.

"Yeah... I'm gonna cum..." it was unclear if he could even hear her anymore.

"Go on then, cum..." she didn't seem to care anymore, "show me exactly what you'll do in my pussy with that monstrous thing. Down to the last drop..."

With only a series of stuttered gasps and groans to provide any warning, Link burst into his stormy climax just as Tetra found herself on the doorstep of her next one. Out of every fantasy she'd ever touched herself with, none of them compared to climaxing at the sight of Link's wild eruption. The poor guy hadn't a clue how to aim a cannon as potent as the one he was now firing and his shots were left to fly out without rhyme or reason. Just as much got on his body as it got on hers along with some landing on the bed sheets, but that still wasn't as much as the amount of her fluid she had already excreted all over it.

"You might have been right all along, Link," she panted, "It'll be hard to ever consider just doing it on my own again after experiencing that."

"It was something different," he smiled weakly, "I can see why I found you doing it."

"I truly did miss you, Link."

"It's good to be back, Tetra."

The couple actually wound up taking a few moments to realize how much of their clothing they had wound up removing through all of the chaos. Link had taken off everything but is hat while Tetra remained in a single shirt but nothing beneath it.

"That escalated more than I thought it would," Tetra looked over the totality of the mess.

"No regrets though, right?"

"Of course not."

"So what now then?"

"Isn't it kind of obvious, Link? Is there any way that either of us is truly satisfied just after something like that."

"No, I'm not." he flatly agreed.

"Then get over here with me already."

He crawled up on the bed where she already appeared to be motioning him into a sixty-nine position, but as he took his place with her, it also turned out to be the perfect position for her to hear his rumbling stomach.

"Um... I suppose I haven't eaten since I got back, have I?" Link grew bashful at her bewildered reaction

"Fine, food first," she hopped off of him and grabbed the bowls of food he had brought in originally.

Link feasted away at his much more quickly than she did, but Tetra got to watch something much more appetizing to her as the nutrients entering his stomach looked to be rushing straight into his member which rose with every bite.

"I hope you're well hydrated too, Link," Tetra finally began eating as well, "I can see that we'll both be needing it."

-The End-