"JUNIOR! KIDS! Are you okay?!" Bob exclaimed. "OH WHO AM I KIDDING! This must've been so scary for you guys that one tone we went to Columbia."
"No it wasn't." Junior said. "Actually, I kinda was hoping that would happen during that other trip so that we'd find the treasure!"
"You...WHAT?!" Bob was fuming now, his skin resembling overripe-ness.
"Mr. Bob, it's totally fine!" Annie replied. "We stayed together and through teamwork we were able to survive!"
"Yeah, well relying on just love can't get you through the wildest part of the whole world." Bob replied.
"It's okay!" Laura smiled. "I was in Girl Scouts a few years."
"Really?" Bob asked. "Can you tie knots?"
"Saved our troop leader from floating out on the lake one time." Laura replied.
"Do you know First Aid? CPR?"
"I can treat third-degree burns, I once milked a snake's venom, I can use a defibrillator, and I'm legally allowed in our state to administer Bacterial Meningitis shots."
"Can you start a fire?"
"Got TWO merit badges for that."
"How about cooking?"
"Give me ketchup, an egg, oatmeal, a strawberry, and a hot plate, and you'd be surprised."
"Woah...uh...community service?"
"You remember when I sold 3,000 boxes of Samoas, right?" Laura asked, a smirk on her face.
"Well, you got me." Bob said. "You sure do know how to survive, but I'm worried it's not gonna be enough. We should probably stay and wait for help."
"We can't stay here." Percy said.
"If we stay, help will come." Bob replied.
"If we stay we could get eaten!" Percy exclaimed.
Bob thought about this a moment, for the small pea was correct—all manner of dangerous animals lurked just around them.
"Alright." Bob said. "Let's get a move on."
"YEEEEEAH!!" The kids exclaimed, excited for the adventure ahead.