The Burning of The Adventures of John Phoenix

by Enemy of John Phoenix

The Adventures of John Phoenix has been completed which means we're FINALLY free from that godawful OC, but that's not enough for me, his sworn enemy, now it must be purged from existence!

It was the 15th of May 2020 and John Phoenix's story called "The Adventures of John Phoenix" had been completed.

Then the door to his apartment cracked down and men ran in and grabbed him and the story and they burned it.

"Fire 3 to Commander, we have eliminated the source text!"

"Very good, now press the button," said the voice coming out of the man's earpiece.

The man pulled out a switch and pressed the button and then the airship in the sky released a chemical that overtook the entire earth.

The Adventures of John Phoenix was published on paper that melts in reaction to this chemical.

Every physical copy of The Adventures of John Phoenix melted.

Then, the men took John Phoenix's computer away and banned him from ever using such technology ever again.

The Adventures of John Phoenix was never republished and everyone forgot about his story, and since his story was over he couldn't write any more about himself, and so everyone lived happily ever after, the end.