Here's another chapter. I hope you enjoy. Again, I do not own anything recognizable.
"Miss Potter, how did you manage to get two weeks of detention with Professor Snape when he took over my class," Remus asked as she saw down to write lines. "And why is he not taking the detentions."
She grinned not at all bothered by her actions, "Well, see he was trying to out you as a werewolf with ministry propaganda and I already had spent the last week with him cleaning cauldrons. I think he got tired of me. Too bad."
It took him a minute to stop sputtering. "What," he said finally finding his voice. He could not have possibly heard what he thought he did. Had she really just said that she knew he was a werewolf. How had she figured it out so soon? He thought he would at least have a bit of time as a professor before his secret got out and he was chased off. "Did you just say you..."
"That I knew you were a werewolf," she teased not seeing the big deal about it. So he was a werewolf…what did that matter. Her first-year professor had a dark lord in the back of his head, her second year one was a crook and a fraud who got a bit too obliviate happy. "I'm sure half the school figured it out without Snape's help. Your scars, bogert, missing on the full moon, amber eyes made it a bit obvious. Honestly you know most of us do not agree with ministry propaganda. Werewolves have far fewer yearly attacks, deaths and bites then vampires who have even fewer then wizards themselves. As long as you decide not to go all animalistic and ravish me over the desk we will be fine."
He sputtered once again horrified about the words coming out of James and Lily's daughters mouth, "Miss Potter you can't be saying that."
She glanced him over amused, "your right, feel free to ravish me over a desk any time."
He was once again completely overwhelmed and had absolutely no idea what to say, she just laughed continuing to write lines. "Miss Potter, is that why Professor Snape no longer does your detentions. Do you say the same things to him?"
"No! I accuse him of looking down my shirt, I would never ask him to ravish me over a desk. The very thought is traumatizing," Harry returned with a dramatic shiver. "Will you make the memory go away?"
"Enough," He said deciding to just ignore her. He felt it was the only way he could get through this detention. "Write your lines."
"Aww, how boring. Apparently, your more professor then werewolf, that's no fun," she mocked pouting though she continued writing lines. "The least you could do is play along professor."
"Miss Potter, even if that wasn't illegal and inappropriate, you are far too young to talk like that."
She just winked at him, "Whatever you say."
Remus did have a few questions though and ignoring them just didn't seem possible anymore. What else did the very…outspoken teen girl say? "Two weeks detention for calling him a bigot," Remus asked which seemed a tad unreasonable especially with the 50 point deduction.
She grinned, "no, I think that was for telling him he should go get laid and then he'd lose the stick up his arse. Or maybe it was because I asked if that's how he liked it. He was too angry to give more."
Remus was left gaping. The marauder in him wanted to laugh, the responsible side of him knew it was wrong and the side that held her as a newborn baby was really wishing he didn't hear those words coming out of her mouth.
She just handed him her lines and walked out, turning slightly to wink at him and once she was gone, he just burst out laughing, semi hysterically.
Remus went to the teachers meeting and found he had questions. Mainly about a now purple haired 14-year-old. It came out when McGonagall asked him the question, "how are you finding classes?"
He took a breath before speaking, "the students are incredibly far behind though I have some questions, outside the class bit."
"What would that be," Flitwick asked curiously.
Remus glanced at Severus Snape, "Harry Potter. She's..." he hesitated not sure if he could even find the right words. "has she always been like this?"
"Are you going to define this," McGonagall questioned.
Maybe he should have kept his mouth shut but it was too late for that now. "Well, Severus has given me Harry Potters detentions after she called him out for being a bigot when he took over my class."
This caused every professor to look over to Severus Snape who sneered, "Miss Potter...why would Miss Potter call you a bigot, Severus," Flitwick questioned suspiciously.
Snape sneered but it was Remus who once again answered, "Apparently she did not approve of his comments on werewolves. In her words, vampires and wizards cause more wizard deaths then werewolves do," Remus stated. "She was also not amused by the fact that he was attempting to out me as a werewolf."
"She knows," McGonagall said shocked.
Remus nodded though he was okay with that part surprisingly. She seemed to still approve of him. It was everything else that came out of her mouth that worried him. "Well, apparently half the school knows I am a werewolf because of my scars, boggert, the full moon, and my eyes. That it was completely obvious and that as long as I don't plan to go animalistic and ravish her over a desk she's fine with it."
This caused the professors to choke on air. Remus was glad their reactions mirrored his own. "Yes, she really said that, when I mentioned the fact that she can't be saying things like that. She said You're right, feel free to anytime."
"She's umm...interesting," Flitwick returned trying his best to politely describe the fourteen-year-old Gryffindor.
Remus glared, "I nearly had a heart attack. I asked her if her comments were why Severus no longer did her detentions."
"Severus, you've not mentioned that," McGonagall stated.
He said nothing but continued to glare at his fellow staff members leaving Remus to once again continue though this he found slightly amusing. "No, apparently she's just accusing him of looking down her shirt. That she's not interested in him ravishing her over a desk, When I very obviously refused her offers, she accused me of being more professor then werewolf" Remus stated.
"Which is a very good thing," Flitwick stated barely able to believe it. He knew she pushed on extreme most days but that was beyond what he had come to expect from the third year.
Remus shook his head. "Now, I use to hold her in my arms when she was a newborn and honestly...has she always been like that? I mean the hair, piercings, the comments, the clothing?"
The other professors shook their heads. "No, last year she was relatively quiet and easy going. She began getting...more biting near the end of the year but she came here and she was like that," McGonagall stated. "We don't know why but she's become...very extreme."
"Severus, you took 50 points and gave her two weeks of detention for calling you a bigot when you were...insulting and trying to out a staff member," Flitwick demanded since while the comments were inappropriate, that seemed a bit extreme.
Remus however broke down and snickered causing Snape to scowl. "Oh, merlin I'm sorry but...well even her father did not have the guts for that. I'm sorry Severus but well... apparently she took offence to the slight on werewolves."
"What did she say," Flitwick asked curiously wondering what had the defense professor so amused.
"That he should go get laid and then maybe he could get the stick out of his arse," Remus stated causing the staff to either gape or hide chuckled. "Then she changed her tune and asked if that's the way he liked it," Remus said. Some of the staff couldn't stop laughing. "I am sorry Severus. She seems to like to get others as embarrassed as possible and knows all the right buttons to push," Remus offered.
He just sneered continuing to say nothing at all as the other professors attempted to pull themselves together.
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