DISCLAIMER: I don't own Penn Zero Part Time Hero nor Walter Melon Hero for Hire.

Sashi, Penn, and Boone were sitting together enjoying some snacks while gossiping about their day. "...and then Trish had the nerve to ask me to join the cheerleaders," Sashi laughed. Due to her extreme physical capabilities, practically every team in school wants her to join.

"What's wrong with that? I think you'd look cute in a cheerleader's outfit." Penn teased. Already drooling at the image of her as a cheerleader in his mind.

"Or as the mascot!" Boone laughing at the though of Sashi in a mascot costume.

"If you guys want to live to see tomorrow I'd suggest you remove those thoughts from your pea brains!" Sashi threatened. Almost like she can read Penn's mind, but at the same time feeling flustered at him calling her cute.

"Alright all thoughts gone!" Penn playfully hitting an imaginary erase button on his head.

"What thoughts?" Boone asked already forgetting what they were talking about.

"Jerks," Sashi laughed lightly punching Penn on the arm. The three shared a friendly laugh much to the annoyance of Walter Melon who was sitting a few feet away from them at his desk.

"Ahem, may I remind you all that this is a place of business and not a TEENAGE HANGOUT!" Walter yelled.

"Oh come on, we're not hurting anybody!" Penn argued in defense of his friends.

"Yet," Sashi whispered under her breath. Trying very hard not to not to attack her boyfriend's overweight boss, and it's only because Penn likes this job that Sashi is desperately restraining herself.

"And it is that kind of attitude that got you fired in the first place!" Walter reminded her.

"You don't have to remind me," Sashi sulked. Part of her wishing that Walter will just fire Penn or Penn quits on his own. That way they can hang out together just like in the good old days.

Walter was about to say something when the phone rang. Picking up the receiver, "Walter Melon Hero for Hire at reasonable prices, how may I help you?" Penn and Sashi waited patiently to hear what kind of job they got. "Yu...you really want me...No I guess I can take it." Walter said reluctantly. "I just need to make sure I have the right suit. Bye-bye." Walter sighed as he put the phone back down. Rubbing his temples, that's when he remembered Penn. "Penn we just received a request from Rolo Craft!" Walter announced.

"Rolo Craft? The famous grave robber!" Boone and Penn gasped with excitement. They've been a huge fan of her video games and movies for as long as they could remember.

"Uh I believe the term is archaeologist," Sashi corrected him. Like them she too is a huge fan. Especially since Rolo is a kick butt woman who takes no nonsense from anyone.

"Yes, apparently she twisted her ankle doing gymnastics before her next expedition." Walter explained going through his closet before pulling out a tank top and shorts, handing them to Penn.

"Um you want me to go in that?" Penn asked nervously. While he has no problem with the mission itself, the idea of him having to dress as a girl bothers him a bit.

"Well I won't fit me that's for sure," Walter argued. It is true that Rolo's signature clothes are way too small for Walter's physique, but it's painfully obvious that he just doesn't want to wear women's clothing anymore than Penn does.

"Hey how about I go?" Sashi volunteered. Catching Penn and Walter by surprise. "I'll do it," Sashi reiterated. "In fact I can take all women roles for any and all future missions." Sashi making her motive obvious. She's using this to get her job back.

Walter considered this for a second. True he rarely gets women clients but they do pop up every now and again. Maybe having a part girl on standby might not be a bad idea. "Alright suit up, but if you mess this up you will never be allowed into my office ever again!" Walter warned. Sashi nodded confidently as she grabbed Rolo's clothing from Walter's hands.

Quick scene change later Sashi, now dressed as Rolo Craft, finds herself in a mysterious mountain range. According to her mission briefing, she's suppose to find the lost temple of Yak and retrieve the golden idol, or something like that. She really wan't paying too much attention to Walter. "Why does every mysterious temple have a gold idol? Why can't it be just be a painting, or weapon of mass destruction?" Sashi complained as she made her way through the mountain range. As she finally made her way to the entrance to the temple, she quickly noticed that she was not alone. Standing a few feet in front of her was Rolo Craft's rival Imall Ebill as well as two minions!

"Rolo Craft. Long time no see my old friend." Imall greeted with a haughty laugh.

"I wish I could say the same. Imall Ebill." Sashi retorted getting into her fighting stance. That's when she noticed that Imall was looking at her strangely. "What? Is there something on my face?" Sashi asked curiously.

"There's something different about you," Imall commented. "Did you lose weight?"

"Yeah that and a few inches," Sashi said sarcastically. Trying to point out that she's no where near Rolo's actual height, or not at all resembling her appearance, or even being the same nationality as Rolo. It continues to baffle her how people just seem to accept them for the people they are subbing for just by wearing the outfits.

"Well you must share with me your dietary secrets. I could stand to lose a few pounds." Imall commented staring scornfully at her hips.

"I'll do that right after I get the idol," Sashi said as she's about to make a mad dash for door to the temple. Only to be stopped by a gun shot that nearly grazed her hair! Sashi quickly turned to see Imall pointing a smoking gun at her!

"Not so fast Rolo. I'll be taking that idol." Imall declared.

"You've just made the biggest mistake of your life," Sashi growled as she jumped into the air. Taking Imall completely by surprise, Sashi kicks the gun out of Imall's hands! Her minions quickly responds by pulling out guns of their own, but before anyone could do anything else, they all heard a strange noise coming from inside the temple.

The temple doors opened mysteriously and a bunch of armored golems were now slowly making their way towards the intruders. "The temple guardians!" Imall figured.

"Of course there would be," Sashi groaned but with a sadistic smile. Having played many of the games and seen the movies about a half dozen times, she completely expected something like this to happen. Pulling out Rolo's trademark twin pistols, she turned to Imall. "Truce?"

"Truce," Imall agreed picking up her gun. "For now." Again completely expecting this, Sashi, Imall, and her minions all started shooting at golems as the ran into the temple!

Once inside, much to Sashi's surprise, there didn't seem to be any booby traps or hazardous obstacles. Just a large room with a seemingly endless horde of golems running up to them. "Now this is my kind of temple," Sashi grinned while anticipation. No crazy parkour to perform, no insane puzzles to solve, just one big fight. Just the way she likes it. Cocking her twin pistols, Sashi unleashed a hail of bullets at the golems! With Imall and her minions offering support. One by one the golems crumbled into pieces. As they finished off the first wave, even more golems showed up.

"Boss what do we do?" one of the minions asked. Doing a quick weapons check, they realized that they were running low on ammo.

"Don't worry, I've got this." Sashi assured them, though looking a bit half crazed. A look that even freaked out Imall bit. Surrendering to her blood lust, Sashi jumped right into the middle of the golem horde and began shooting in a circular pattern, death blossom style! "Come and get some you freaks! I got plenty for everybody!" Sashi laughed manically as she fired nonstop. Showing off the fact that Rolo's twin pistols somehow have infinite ammo.

Off in the background Imall Ebill and her minions didn't know what to make of all this. True the Rolo Craft they know has always been a bit trigger happy, but this is just too much. "So what now boss?" the minion asked.

"I think we'll let Rolo handle this," Imall decided. Instructing her minions to follow her deeper into the temple. Leaving Sashi to play with the golems all by herself.

Later back at Walter's office, Sashi sat quietly with her head hanging low in shame. "So let me get this straight. You failed to get the idol because you were too busy fighting the temple guardians?" Walter interrogated after reading her report.

"There were a lot of golems," Sashi said softly trying to justify her actions. Though to be honest, as a former Part-time sidekick, Sashi is more accustom to being the support. Protecting Penn while he did the mission objective. As such she accidentally did the same towards Imall.

"And what's this about destroying the temple?" Walter asked.

"You see Imall was about to get away with the idol, and since I can't let that happen, I got into a fight with her and her goons and accidentally tripped a booby trap that turned out to be the temple's self destruct." Sashi recalled. This was mostly true. For you see there was no booby trap in the temple. As Imall was about to get away with the idol, Sashi kicked down one of the columns to block the exit. Unfortunately it was the main support pillar causing the whole temple to collapse. While everyone was fortunate to get away with their lives, Imall lost the idol in the confusion.

"Well temples are usually do end up destroyed after the treasures are taken from them," Walter noting from experience when he filled in for various adventurers and archaeologists. Sashi began to relax a bit hoping that maybe Walter will be willing to give her a second chance. "However, we did make a deal." Walter reminded her.

"Oh yeah," Sashi said sadly as she got up.

"Sashi wait!" Penn ready to join his girlfriend out the door.

"No Penn," Sashi shaking her head. "This is your dream job. Don't give it up because of me."

"But Sashi"

"I'll be fine. Besides it's not like we can't hang out at school or after working hours." Sashi forcing herself to smile.

"O...okay," Penn said reluctantly. He could feel his heart splitting in two. On one hand every single romantic bone in his body is telling him to stay with Sashi no matter what; but his heroic instincts are saying to stay with Walter since he is helping protect the world by covering for absent heroes. As Phyllis always told him, 'Heroes always have to make difficult sacrifices. That's what makes them heroes.' So while he may not like it, this job is something that he has to do. At least for the time being.

Sashi gave Penn a small peck on the cheek before going out the door. Boone staring confusingly and somewhat disapprovingly at Penn for a moment before chasing after Sashi. "Sorry Boone but I really want to just be alone right now," Sashi pleaded. Boone nodded and watched sadly as Sashi walked away.

Sashi aimlessly walked down the street, not sure of where she is or where she's going. Then either by coincidence, force of habit, or by some other-worldly manipulations, Sashi found herself once again at the empty lot of the Odyssey theater/Fishstick on a Stick. Normally she would come here to blow off some steam, but now she didn't even feel like smashing the old Fishstick mascot statue. Even though she swears that it is still looking at her funny. Which is weird since she already destroyed its head and eyeballs. With no where else to go, Sashi was about to go home when...

"You're looking rather well," a familiar voice said to her.

Sashi couldn't believe it as she slowly turned around. "Phyllis!" Sashi ran as fast as she could giving her old employer a hug. "What are you doing here? Is the multiverse in danger again?" Sashi asked.

"What? Can't I visit some old friends without the worlds ending?" Phyllis teased. Sashi smiled a bit before Phyllis's face became all serious. "No but seriously I need you for another assignment."

"I'll get Penn and Boone," Sashi jumping into Part-time sidekick mode.

"No, not them. Just you." Phyllis said sternly.

"Why? What's going on?" Sashi asked suspiciously. It's not that she didn't trust Phyllis but right now all of the alarms are going off in her head.

"Trust the Plaster man," Phyllis quoted.

Sashi glanced over at the empty lot and noticed a small badly made statue that wasn't there before giving her the thumbs up. "I always trust the plaster man." Sashi said full of resolve.

Phyllis smiled as she pressed on the thumb of the statue, which turned out to be a hidden button. A beam of light came out of the statue creating a small portal that Sashi and Phyllis entered.

Meanwhile in the Most Dangerous World Imaginable Phil stood a top a hill getting ready for his meeting with Larry.