Back at Anna's palace she was pacing distraught. She talked to herself.
"Get it together. Control it. Don't feel. Don't feel. Don't FEEL!" she said.
The she heard fire cause her mettle to melt and stopped. She looked around. She's left a sharp wake of fire waves behind her on the floor. They grew up the wall, taking over the castle.
At the Northern Lights were bright and Olaf stared at them in awe as he rode on Sven's back.
"Look, Sven. The sky's awake." Olaf said.
Behind Olaf and Sven, Anna walked with Kristoff while she started sweating.
"Are you hot?" Kristoff asked.
"A little." she said.
He reaches like he might put an arm around her, but decides against it. He looked around as if he didsn't know what to do, then got a thought.
"Wait. Come here." he said and took her hand and pulled her around a bend into a rock- lined pass. Ice powered by the darkness, dot the path. He held her hands over one of them.
"Oooh... That's nice." she said.
They continued on the path, walking from vent to vent.
"So, about my friends...well, I say friends, they're more like family... Anyway, when I was a kid, it was just me and Sven...until they took me in." Kristoff said taking a deep breath.
"They did?" she said while she moved.
"I don't want to scare you, they can be a little bit inappropriate...and loud...very loud...they're also stubborn at times, and a little overbearing. And heavy. Really, really heavy. But they're fine.. You'll get it. They mean well." he said nervous ramble.
Elsa touched Kristoff's arm, reassuringly.
"Kristoff, they sound wonderful." she said.
He smiles, appreciating her sincerity.
"Okay then..." he said.
Mustering the courage, he stepped forward and with a wave of the arms announced-
" Meet my family." he said surrounded by rocks.
"Hey, guys!" he said as he and Sven moved through the rocks, waving and greeting,.
Olaf and Elsa stood frozen, dumbfounded.
"They're rocks." Elsa said to herself.
"He's crazy. I'll distract them while you run." Olaf said. "Hi, Sven's family! It's nice to meet you!" he continued loudly then quietly to Elsa. "Elsa, because I love you, I insist you run."
"I understand you're love experts!" he continued to Elsa. "Why aren't you running?"
She snapped out of her shock and started backing away.
"Okay. Um...I'm gonna go-" she said.
Just then the rocks around her started rolling.
"Kristoff!" she continue panicking.
Olaf lit up and chased the rocks, who surround Kristoff and unfold as trolls.
"KRISTOFF'S HOME!" Bulda said.
"Kristoff! Kristoff's home! It's been too long! Kristoff's home!" the other trolls said various.
Olaf jumped around all excitedly.
"Kristoff's home." Olaf said excitedly then he stopped, confused, and looks to one of the trolls.
" Wait? Kristoff?" he said confused.
Elsa watched, shocked and confused. The trolls all want Kristoff's attention. One troll yanked him down with a boulder's strength.
"Oh, lemme look at you!" one of them said.
Another troll tried to pull off his clothes.
"Oh, take off your clothes, Kristoff; I wash them." another one said.
"Ah! No. I'm gonna keep my clothes on, thank you." he started holding up his pants. "Great to see you all. Where's grandpa?"
"He's napping. But look, I grew a mushroom." a kid said.
"And I earned my fire crystal." another kid said.
"I passed a kidney stone." another kid said.
"Pick me up." another kid said.
The kid troll jumped up on Kristoff's arm. Kristoff sunk under the weight of him. Elsa still stared, confused, then realizes...
"Trolls? They're trolls." she said.
In silence all the troll eyes turn to Elsa. They blinked. Then blinked again.
"He's brought a girl!" Bulga said.
"He's brought a girl!" they all said together.
Suddenly Elsa was surrounded by trolls. They body-surf/roll Elsa over to Kristoff. She fell into his arms.
"What's going on?" she asked.
"I've learned to just roll with it." he said.
Bulda climbed on top of her husband, Cliff, to get a good look at Elsa. She studied her like she's a piece of cattle.
"Let me see. Bright eyes. Working nose. Strong teeth. Yes, yes, yes. She'll do nicely for our Kristoff." she said.
"Wait. Oh. Um. No." Elsa said.
"You've got the wrong idea. That's not why I brought her here." Kristoff said.
"Right. We're not. I'm not-" Elsa said laughing, uncomfortable, not knowing what to say.
"What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?" Bulda said to Elsa.
"IS IT THE CLUMPY WAY HE WALKS? OR THE GRUMPY WAY HE TALKS?" they sang various.
"OR THE PEAR-SHAPED, SQUARE-SHAPED WEIRDNESS OF HIS FEET? AND THOUGH WE KNOW HE WASHES WELL"
HE ALWAYS ENDS UP SORTA SMELLY. BUT YOU'LL NEVER MEET A FELLA WHO'S
AS SENSITIVE AND SWEET."
SO HE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,
SO HE'S GOT A FEW FLAWS- HIS PECULIAR BRAIN, DEAR. HIS THING FOR THE REINDEER
THAT OUTSIDE A FEW OF NATURE'S LAWS. SO HE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,
BUT THIS WE'RE CERTAIN OF- YOU CAN FIX THIS FIXER UPPER UP WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE." the other trolls sang.
"Can we just stop talking about this?! We've got a real, actual problem here." Kristoff said.
BULDA "I'll say- (To Anna) IS IT THE WAY THAT HE RUNS SCARED?
OR THAT HE'S SOCIALLY IMPAIRED? KID TROLL OR THAT HE ONLY LIKES TO TINKLE IN
THE WOODS?" Bulga sand to Elsa.
"ARE YOU HOLDING BACK YOUR FONDNESS
DUE TO HIS UNMANLY BLONDENESS? OR THE WAY HE COVERS UP THAT HE'S
THE HONEST GOODS?" the other trolls sang and continued.
"HE'S JUST A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER- HE'S GOT A COUPLE A' BUGS." the others sang.
"No, I don't." he said.
"HIS ISOLATION IS CONFIRMATION OF HIS DESPERATION FOR HEALING
HUGS. SO HE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER, BUT WE KNOW WHAT TO DO.
THE WAY TO FIX UP THIS FIXER UPPER IS TO FIX HIM UP WITH YOU.
The girl trolls sweep Anna away. The boys take Kristoff.
"Enough! She's The Queen. Okay?!" Kristoff said to the others.
The trolls blinked Then a boy troll turn, huddle...
"SO SHE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER, THAT'S A MINOR THING.
THIS QUOTE "QUEEN" IS A FLEX ARRANGEMENT.
"AND BY THE WAY, I DON'T SEE NO CROWN." a kid troll sang.
"SO SHE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER,
HER BRAIN'S A BIT BETWIXT. GET THE FIANCE OUT OF THE WAY
AND THE WHOLE THING WILL BE FIXED! GIRL TROLLS WE AREN'T SAYING YOU CAN CHANGE HIM
'CAUSE PEOPLE DON'T REALLY CHANGE. WE'RE ONLY SAYING THAT LOVE'S A
FORCE THAT'S POWERFUL AND STRANGE. PEOPLE MAKE BAD CHOICES
IF THEY'RE MAD OR SCARED OR STRESSED."
"BUT THROW A LITTLE LOVE THEIR WAY" they continued and threw a little love their way.
"AND YOU'LL BRING OUT THEIR BEST! TRUE LOVE BRINGS OUT THE BEST!
Kristoff looks over at Anna. She actually looks shockingly beautiful dressed in moss, lit by shimmering crystals.
ALL TROLLS EVERYONE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
FATHER, SISTER, BROTHER WE NEED EACH OTHER TO RAISE US UP AND ROUND US OUT
By this time Kristoff and Elsa are being ushered into a pit by the sheer force of numbers.
"EVERYONE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER, BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE-
THE ONLY FIXER UPPER FIXER THAT CAN FIX A FIXER UPPER IS TRUE
TRUE TRUE TRUE LOVE" they sang.
During this last bit Elsa and Kristoff are looking at each other differently. Hmmm. Maybe those trolls are right? Sparks! Chemistry!
"Do you, Elsa, take Kristoff to be your trollfully wedded-" the troll priest said.
"Wait, what?!" Elsa said.
"You're getting married." the priest said.
"LOVE!" they sang.
Just then, Elsa collapsed and Kristoff caught her. She started sweating something fierce.
"Elsa?" Kristoff said and pulled off her cape and hat.
"She's as hot as fire." he continued.
Just then Grand Pabbie pushes his way through the crowd. Trolls clear the way for Pabbie and he stopped at the edge of the pit.
"There's strange magic here!" Grand Pabbie said.
"Grand Pabbie!" Kristoff said.
" Bring her to me, Kristoff." he said.
Kristoff helped Elsa over. And Pabbie looked into her weak eyes.
"Princess Elsa, your life is in danger. There is fire in your heart, put there by your sister. If not removed, to solid fire will you become mettle, forever. Not even your ice powers will help you with this."Grand Pabbie said.
"What...? No." she said.
"So remove it, Grand Pabbie." Kristoff said worried.
"I can't. If it was her head, that would be easy. But only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart." Grand Pabbie said.
"An act of true love?" Elsa said.
"A true love's kiss, perhaps?" Bulga said googley to her hubby.
A bunch of trolls gave each other kisses.
Elsa started to sweat again, collapsing into Kristoff's arms. More of her hair turned red.
"Elsa, we've got to get you back to Hans."
"...Hans." she said still weak.
"Help us out, Sven." Kristoff said and grabbed Sven's antlers. Sven pulls them out. Kristoff helps Anna onto Sven and hops up behind her.
"Come on, Olaf!" Kristoff continued while Sven took off.
Olaf grabbed Sven's tail and rode with them.
"I'm coming! Let's go find Hans! Who is this Hans?! I wasn't outside at the time!"
