Well, howdy!
It sure is nice that I've found more room for writing fics lately!
And this time around, I'm making a sequel to the stories "Aleu's Heart Attack" and "Cheering Up Aleu."
Unlike the first two, this will be an M-rated story which is the darkest and most intense of the ones in this timeline, and the most explicit and bloodiest, as well.
As well as the one with the most curse words.
But in any case, here's what's happening in this story…one night, when our heroes are asleep, it becomes a stormy night…but not your average, run of the mill one, with lightning like this one is or otherwise.
You see, the spiritual essence of the, well, spirit of Balto's mother, Aniu, and the eclipse which is taking place on this particular night, combine with the lightning to make it so that rather than harm or kill the heroic animals in this Balto fanfic of mine, canid or otherwise, it teleports them permanently(in the strongest sense of the word imaginable in every single way)to the present day(the version thereof in their universe, not the original, real world present day, of course).
Problem is, not only do they have quite the big, well, problem in trying to find out where, and, for that matter, when they went upon waking up to find themselves in a snowy forest in the year 2020(after all, that IS the current year of the present day in this world, so that's the current year of the present day in that world, as well), but they also turn out to have a bigger problem.
You see, by freak chance, during the time in which the thunderstorm and the lightning therefrom started, at which point our heroes were all asleep, Steele was going about in a dark forest and the start of the thunderstorm caused him become scared enough to run in the first direction that he could see, and this made him, much to his surprise, get caught in the line of fire, so to speak, of one of the lightning bolts.
So he's permanently and irrevocably teleported to the year 2020, as well, and since everyone the lightning hit got sent to where they did, so did he and, upon finding out who else is now in the snowy forest along with him, goes forward to try and get revenge on Balto, among other things he intends to do both before and after he sees the ones he's never seen before.
What will happen?
Find out by reading this story!
THINGS TO NOTE:
This story takes place three months after the events of "Cheering Up Aleu".
If you love the Niju X Aleu couple and/or hate Steele, you will love this story to death. I can assure you of that.
There is a funny, black humor distortion of the song "Sk8r Boi" by Avril Lavigne in this story I think you'll enjoy once you reach it.
I own none of the characters, as they all belong to the "Balto" franchise, and I don't own "Sk8r Boi", either, as that song was created by Avril Lavigne, not me(one of the many great songs by a great person, too, thanks Avril!).
Future Shock
You'd never think that such a thing could actually happen, but it did.
And by "such a thing", I mean the spiritual essence of Balto's mother, Aniu, being intertwined with what just happened to be the same number of lightning streaks as the number of animals who were part of the heroes who could, in various ways, be connected to Balto, and Balto himself, as well.
And said storm with that number of lightning bolts happened on a night when there was a lunar eclipse, no less, and when Boris's girlfriend, Stella, was paying all of them, Balto or otherwise, a visit, as well.
The whole entire fucking lot of them were sleeping together in the same region of Nome, though not in the exact same spot all at once, but still in spots in which each and every one of them were plenty close to each other, be it spouses Balto and Jenna, love interests Niju and Aleu, the recently having fallen in love Kodi and Dusty and the aforementioned boyfriend and girlfriend gooses Boris and Stella being directly side to side in the same barn or all the others close to it despite being outside of it or also in it, depending on who they were and what was best for them in terms of where the hell they slept in this location.
The effect of the eclipse adding to the spiritual essence of Aniu in terms of what was joining and adding to the lightning, as well as how, albeit quite by freak chance, each and every lightning bolt simultaneously struck an animal apiece, saw to it that, instead of being killed, or at least harmed, like would usually be the case if a human and/or animal was struck by lightning, the whole damn lot of them was teleported from the barn, or region thereof, to a snowy forest in the present day, yes, the present day, as in 2020.
So, on the one hand, they were all in the same damn location close up to one another in one way or the other like they'd been before, but on the other hand, they were no longer in or near that barn.
Oh, no, they were, in fact, now permanently, and I mean fully permanently in the most profound sense of that word, in the year 2020 and would be living their lives in what years of it were to follow that which was the present day, or, in literal terms, the present night, like it was now, along with the rest of said year of 2020, and there was no way in hell they would ever go back in time to when they lived previously, no matter what and in the process of this all happening, due to the noise and what they felt both from the electrical power of the lightning and all of what the hell had been added to it, they were all jolted(no pun intended AT ALL)the fuck awake.
Once it happened, Balto was going: "Huh? What the fuck? Where…where are we?" as he looked the fuck about the fucking forest that they were all in, with everyone else following suit.
"Your guess is as good as mine, Balto." Niju stated, speaking for everyone else present, who, as a result of how the hell they'd have said the same damn thing that Niju just did, did not say a damn thing at all worth shit.
"Well, let's get the obvious the fuck out of the way here…" Aleu said. "It sure as hell isn't the barn that some of us were in and others outside but near."
"The question concerning all of this, of course, is what exactly it, well, is." Jenna stated, before adding: "Well, outside of an obvious snowy forest, that is."
"With any luck, it's at least one which is in Alaska, even though it obviously isn't Nome, unhappily enough, since said location is a city." put across Kodi.
"Right now you've all got much bigger concerns than where the hell you all are outside of it clearly being a forest, which is where I now am, too, of course." they heard a voice that neither Balto nor Jenna had any trouble recognizing at all, and neither did Boris, Muk or Luk, for that matter, but none of the others present had ever fucking heard it at all, well, until now, that is.
Balto, Jenna, Boris, Muk and Luk thus suddenly sported furious, displeased looks on their faces, eyes narrowed and all, while everyone else fucking looked, thanks to how the hell they fucking got, confused at why the fuck this shit was, followed by how the hell the one this damn voice fucking belonged to made his presence known by going right the fuck up to where the hell they all were.
"We meet again, Bingo." Steele said, and Balto snarled: "Steele." in a very, very uncharacteristically aggressive and hostile tone of voice, indeed, and then Niju asked: "Balto? Jenna? Boris? Muk? Luk?" before Dusty asked: "Is there something we don't know?"
Knowing as well as Jenna, Boris, Muk and Luk did that by "we" Dusty meant Niju, Aleu, Kodi, Ralph, Kirby, Stella, Nava and, of course, herself, Balto explained everything that they all needed to know about Steele with Jenna's assistance, and, unsurprisingly, understandably and, indeed, as you might have guessed, they all became shocked in a way that rendered them speechless for a time.
During said time, Steele looked at them all…and it was none too long before he was suddenly focused solely on Aleu, with the exception of saying: "Well, Bingo, you and she who was rightfully mine have been doing a lot since I fled, I see. This one especially catches my eye. Tell me, bitch, what is your name and what do you say that you become my prize? Clearly you are the better of the two who would serve as a fucking substitute for Jenna in terms of being my love, even though that same Jenna should have been mine and not Bingo's, something that makes it pretty fucking obvious that she needs her fucking eyes opened. After all, she can't see that I'm far more fit to be her husband than he is and indeed she deserves, and could do, much better than him."
"I, Aleu, will never fucking become your prize, asshole!" Aleu barked in response. "Besides how I am perfectly happy with Niju here…"
She motioned her muzzle to Niju for emphasis, and he started nodding while also snarling lividly like his mate and everyone else who hadn't known about Steele until now did: "…and he is with me, as well, I would NEVER want to have any kind of good relationship with the likes of you! How dare you even suggest something so disgusting, you self-centered, self-impressed prick!"
"Furthermore," Niju spat as he motioned his nose towards the others who hadn't yet introduced themselves to Steele, "besides how none of the ones I'm pointing out to you here, Kodi, Dusty, Kirby, Ralph, Stella, Nava, are ever going to be feeling anything but hatred and enmity towards you, as well they should and indeed should be the case, just like what the hell is the fucking case with Balto, Jenna, Boris, Muk and Luk and now Aleu and myself, as well…"
He subsequently turned to Steele as so to fucking face him and continued viciously while all of the ones he'd gestured to with his nose nodded vehemently: "…you also have some damn fucking nerve showing your fucking face to ANYONE, but ESPECIALLY Balto and Jenna, after all of what you did and no doubt would have done if you'd been successful and none of your lies had ever been fucking exposed, both from Balto tragically dying, which he thankfully didn't."
He looked at Balto and said: "We might have been enemies the first time we met, much like is the case with Aleu here…"
He looked at his love as she started nodding emphatically and went on: "…and, before that, I was enemies with Nava, as well, but that fucking time is long since past and even at my worst, I was never, ever, ever anywhere near as fucking bad as you! I might have had and caused a lot of problems, though I righted my wrongs nicely and subsequently joined the fuck up with Nava once more and Aleu for the first damn time in the end, but that is not the same as being a fucking monster, and a fucking monster is just what you are, Steele!"
"And even after all that's happened, even as I am happily and eternally Balto's mate and a proud parent, just like he is, even after all you've done both before and after you went from run of the mill irritant to outright monster, you STILL have the temerity to consider yourself the one who I should be with and indeed the utter shamelessness to insist I should be yours when I've never shown any interest in you at all and you always ignored my making it clear that my feelings for you were utterly unreciprocated while being such a glory hound to the point where you'd pull such an unforgivable act of pure evil as you did? You STILL believe that I would want to even consider being mates with an irredeemable blowhard like you?" Jenna barked(pun by all means intended).
Balto then put forth: "And let's not forget that you are now also demonstrating the absolute audacity to want to have my daughter as your mate, or, given that you merely see her as someone who would be a prized possession and perfect replacement for my wife, your servant. Your submissive. Your slave."
"Or, if fully going by your fucking kind of thinking and the whole of how the hell you fucking see things," Aleu shouted, "your fucking fucktoy!"
"Well, back off, you bastard!" Kodi snapped. "Do you fucking hear me, asshole? Back the fuck off!"
"And you know, I just realized something that I should have quite a while back here." Balto put across, and then said what it was: "I don't know how the hell you even got here! I mean, when we all wound up here, wherever and whenever 'here' is, you were nowhere to be seen at all before we fell asleep! We didn't even pick up a miniscule scent of anything unusual!"
"Yeah!" Ralph boomed. "So how did you fucking get here, anyway, Steele?"
"Simple!" Steele snapped back. "When Bingo here and his fucking friends and family, you among the former or otherwise, were asleep, I was going about a different kind of forest than this one…either that or that same damn forest, in which case I've just returned to it, far, far away from Nome, knowing it was the best chance I had in terms of how to live my life after my lies were exposed, and got scared when the unmistakable noise of a thunderstorm starting made itself known. Most likely out of pure instinct alongside that fear, I began running in what could have been any kind of fucking direction, and by the time that it had come down, whether it was through the roof of the barn that quite a few of you, Bingo or otherwise, were sleeping in or just down on those of you who were sleeping outside of it, I had, much to my surprise, actually ended up near where Bingo was, so when the lightning struck him, it also struck me, and I was sent flying back due to how I was running when it nailed me instead of sleeping like he was when it nailed him."
Everyone opened their eyes most widely, and Steele then said: "I wasn't knocked out, but after I was knocked back, it took me a bit to get back up again, though as I did and started moving forward, I detected a familiar aroma, and it didn't take me long to find out that this scent was, as it turned out, partially that of my archenemy and the lady he stole from me, even though, until now, I didn't know what the other parts of it were. So I started running towards where the hell I could tell it was coming from, and although where I landed in this forest made it so that it took a bit for me to get to where you were, it was right after I got there that I could tell that I was seeing my foe, my rejector, their three friends and quite a few new faces I had, at that time, not seen before at all. So I made myself known vocally from the distance I was standing at the time, and kablam, here I am!"
"Quite the story, Steele." Balto told him, and Jenna added: "We must not have picked up your scent because of how we were focused on trying to find out even a single small thing about where and when we had gone after we were all blasted by that lightning and so in close range of each other in one way or another."
"Well, things might be different in terms of where, and, quite possibly, when, we all are," Boris informed Steele, "but nothing has changed about what a horrid son of a bitch you are and very clearly always will be!"
"Nor will anything about any of it ever!" Aleu added in. "Nothing of the sort, least of all me leaving Niju to be with a loathsome, heartless and deplorable scumbag such as yourself!"
"So get the fuck out of our sights…all of our sights…right now if you don't want things to get uglier than they already are!" Dusty warned.
"We are only warning your ass once." Kirby added, right before he then, well, added: "Especially since the very sight of the likes of you is offensive to us all!"
"Leave NOW." Niju snarled. "If you don't, things will, without question, take a fucking turn for the worse, but more than this, it will run the risk of your safety becoming nonexistent or even your life being put in danger. So, as I said before, Steele…LEAVE. NOW."
"Never, Niju!" Steele growled. "I am going to have Aleu for myself and usurp Bingo in a way that will see him dead, and from then on out, I will be in charge of this group and kill anyone who tries to make it otherwise! I don't care if I have to fucking kill you and maul her in order to do it!"
"You will be doing neither of those things, nor will you be doing any of the other things you're intent on doing!" Niju informed Steele. "It's become clear that you have the warning that we have given your ass no fucking heed at all, so now it's time for one of us to put a stop to your evil intentions by any means necessary! And that one of us is going to be me! Stand back, everyone. Go a long distance away from here. I'm dealing with this fuck and nipping his plans in the bud one way or the other."
Everyone who wasn't Niju or Steele nodded, and once they were at a good distance like Niju had commanded, he and Steele began circling each other, ready to attack the first damn chance that they got.
"Well done, Niju. You have just turned yourself into a fucking goner as I am now going to make an example of you as so that Aleu will finally accept the truth and become my mate after I do that and get rid of her father, as well. I don't care if you put up a fucking fight. I am going to win and I am going to kill you."
"Not if I do both of those things first, and, as has now become well clear to me as to what the hell is best, I am, in fact, going to do both of those fucking things first, loudmouth!" Niju let loose before he and Steele then went for each other's throats, which would prove to be a blend of it being both figurative and literal, in an alternating sort of way, and quite the big fight it would be, as everyone would see while they watched it.
While Steele dealt the first blow and drew first blood by biting Niju on the high upper torso, to which Niju went: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!", Niju fought back and dealt even more damage than Steele had dealt to him when he smacked snow into Steele's eyes and, just after the latter went: "OOOWWWWGH! WHAT THE FUCK?!" Niju first clawed him down the center of his forehead and the bridge of his nose and then raked his claws down the nose itself.
"YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGHHH!" Steele yelled, and he slashed his own claws across Niju's nose while shaking off what was left of the snow in his eyes, most of which came off when Steele jolted his head back from the vicious clawing attack Niju had dealt him, and after Niju yelled: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Steele boomed: "I'LL TEAR YOUR JUGULAR VEINS OUT FOR THAT!"
But Niju clawed Steele up the bottom of his jaw with one paw before smacking Steele across the cheek with the other, and after Steele yelled: "AAAAAAAARRRRRHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF!" Niju spat back: "I don't fucking think so, asshole! In fact, I know what you should…namely that you're dead wrong there, Steele!"
Steele gave Niju a black eye in response, though, Niju going: "UUUUUUUHHHHH!" and barked(pun not intended)at him: "Pardon me if I don't fucking buy that big-ass load of bullshit, you disgraceful-ass waste of life!" with Niju retaliating by using Steele's own trick against him via biting him hard on the high upper torso, though the opposite side of where the hell Steele had bitten him with that attack, and after Steele yowled: "AAAAUUUUGGGHH!" Niju went: "Well, you should fucking buy it, especially since you're now going to fucking buy it!"
"OOOOOH, very clever, howler boy!" Steele put across as he nailed Niju between the eyes with his muzzle and the nose thereon and caused the latter to holler: "UUUUNNNHH!"
Steele would then say: "You're funny…LOOKING!" before pushing Niju down, but Niju got back up via pushing Steele down with his hind feet up against his chest and then getting back on all four feet before going: "Real clever, Steele. No one's ever used that one before. And you're the disgraceful-ass waste of life here, motherfucker, just like you're soon going to be a wasted life in just a few motherfucking moments!"
He ran in and clapped both of his forepaws onto the sides of Steele's face before also biting one of his ears hard upon his nemesis having gotten back up himself and Steele yelled: "OOOWWWW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" despite then using Niju's own trick against him on both counts, Niju screaming: "UUUUUNNNNHHH! EYAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!"
Biting Steele's other ear just after it was vice versa, with Niju hollering: "OOOWWW!" and Steele yowling: "EYOOOOOWWW!" Niju then nailed Steele between the eyes with his nose and the rest of his muzzle, yet again making things a "hoist by his own petard" kind of, well, thing in this fucking fight, followed by him using a backhand smack of his left forepaw to give Steele a black eye in his, well, left one of those, Steele shouting: "UUUUUNNNNNN! GAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!"
The two then locked onto one another while pushing their upper bodies off the ground with a big thrust of their hindlegs and clawed at, well, one another's sides and bit at each other's necks, as well, clearly going for the jugular both metaphorically and literally as each one sunk his teeth into the back of the other's neck, intending to crush it and lacerate it at the same damn time.
One could easily liken what the hell they were now doing to the final battle between Scar and Simba in 1994's "The Lion King", especially when each one smacked the other across the face and Steele slung Niju down to the ground.
However, when he lunged at Niju, his adversary rolled out of the way and smacked snow into his face once more, much to Steele's surprise, buying him time to get back up as Steele wiped the snow off of his face as fast as he could, but it wasn't fast enough to counter Niju's attempt to tackle him, something that was followed by Niju slashing Steele up the belly with his claws, which caused the latter to bellow: "E-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Steele, however, was not done at all, as evidenced by how the hell he pushed up his head and bit Niju on the throat, though Niju saw what he was doing and thus knew what he was intent on doing in time so that he pushed Steele hard on his own throat with his forepaws so that his foe wouldn't be able to penetrate his teeth deep enough to kill him or even put him out of action.
He then pushed his forepaws down as so to make wounds which forced Steele to let go as the malamute went: "OOOOOOWWWWAAAAAAAA!" but Steele slashed the wolf down the belly and Niju howled(pun intended): "AAAAAAAOOOOOWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!"
"You fucking think you've beaten me?" Steele snapped snidely as he then pushed himself forward to bite down as hard as he could on Niju's tail and then pull him about as much as proved possible. "Think again, wild savage!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Niju screamed, but he fought back by how he repeatedly kicked snow at Steele with both of his hindpaws and his right forepaw, and this splattered all the fuck over Steele's face, with the latter shaking hard as so to get it off of everywhere that it had hit him, his face or otherwise, in time for when Niju rolled away some and, ignoring the really awful agony that he was now in, pushed himself back up onto his feet.
He looked at the snarling Steele, surprised he'd managed to get it off so fast, and his adversary, well, snarled: "That is the last fucking time you are going to pull that crap, Niju! Now it's time for me to return the favor and do myself a favor by goddamn getting the fuck rid of your ass! You nailed me with snow, but now I'm icing you!"
Niju, however, despite the pain he was feeling, from how he got bitten on and pulled about by his tail or otherwise, proved more than able to dodge the giant barrage of snow that Steele kicked at him through numerous, well, kicks by leaping to the other side.
"You were saying, dipshit?" Niju asked a surprised Steele, said surprise specifically being from how the hell Niju was able to dodge that entire fucking barrage despite how the hell damn badly hurt he was and how much of a shocked Steele it created.
Steele charged at him angrily and with much ferocity, but Niju saw him starting to do it in time to leap over Steele, land behind him and bite his ass as hard as he could, Steele going as it happened: "YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWRRRRRAAAUUGGHH!"
Returning the favor in terms of what the hell Steele did to his tail and the rest of his fucking body in the process, Niju found it a bit more difficult, since Steele had done it to him first instead of vice versa like it was now, but he managed, Steele going: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!" the whole damn fucking time that he did it.
Knowing that now was the time to do what was most likely to be successful in terms of an attack he could use to do away with Steele, with his opponent now on his back and everything under that back exposed, Niju drove his head towards Steele's cock and balls and bit down on them as hard as he could, right before pulling his head back while his teeth were buried deep into all three of Steele's reproductive organs, also as hard as he could, which resulted in Steele's balls being torn off of his groin region along with his cock.
Spitting them out after Steele began his cry of agony that consisted of an ear-splitting: "EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHHHHH!" Niju then went forward as so to drive his jaws into Steele's throat and bite hard enough so that his teeth would create a gaping wound which would prove to be the metaphorical signing of Steele's death warrant unquestionably, and that was if it wasn't certain that separating him from his cock and balls had already done so.
Releasing the grip of his jaws immediately thereafter, Niju waked away and, once a foot or so away from Steele, told the others: "It's over! He's down! And he's done for, as well! You can all come back now!" to which they all nodded and came over to where Niju was, looking at the defeated and dying Steele.
Indeed, as had just been made well clear(but I'm making it clear again just for emphasis), Niju had not only defeated Steele, but he had done so in a way that Steele was mortally wounded and bleeding out slowly but surely in two different spots.
And, even though he was badly damaged and in a lot of pain despite how he was not maimed or unable to stand or anything like that, Niju was perfectly able to do what he decided would be one hell of a great thing to, well, do.
And that was to sing Steele a mocking song so that his final moments could be twice as painful before he made his way down to the ironically infinitely more painful hell, so, after going: "It's over, Steele. I defeated you, and made it so that not only did you lose the fight, but it will be none too long before you lose your life, as well. So here's a parting gift for you…a 'nice' song that I think you will 'love' to death." he did just that with the following words.
I was damaged.
She was hapless.
Can I make this any more obvious?
She lost her pack like I'd my way.
What more can I say?
I was her foe when we first met but then things changed like you would never guess.
For all my wrongs, I did atone.
She and Nava made me no longer alone.
She is a dream come true.
She became that through and through.
Both her for me and me for her.
We went to her birthplace.
Once more, those who'd seen her face saw it again with her great return.
Even though she would miss her pack and then fall prey to a heart attack, she survived and recovered in two weeks.
Back both to her home and to her peak.
Soon enough, uphill is where she will go.
For me and the others, too, this is so.
When we got here, we didn't count on finding one so bad all-around.
She is a dream come true.
She became that through and through.
Both her for me and me for her.
We went to her birthplace.
Once more, those who'd seen her face saw it again with her great return.
She is a dream come true.
She became that through and through.
Both her for me and me for her.
We went to her birthplace.
Once more, those who'd seen her face saw it again with her great return.
You thought her a major find.
Well, too bad.
Aleu is mine.
Once foes, but now more than friends.
And now your sorry life ends.
It takes none too long to see that you're so much worse than me.
But thanks to me you now die.
And hell's where you'll be trapped inside.
My life's better and so is hers.
Such a fact is only too obvious.
From foes to friends.
Then love unfurled.
She's the best bitch in the world!
She is a dream come true.
She became that through and through.
Always make this a fact you know.
She had such a great time hearing this song of mine.
And how much further down you'll go.
She is a dream come true.
She became that through and through.
Always make this a fact you know.
She had such a great time hearing this song of mine about the furthest down you'll go.
With that, Steele drew his dying breath after managing to squeeze out a "FUCK YOU, NIJU…" in what were his obvious last words as the last life left him along with the last damn blood.
"So much for that asshole." Aleu said before kicking Steele's corpse and saying after that and spitting on it: "Goodbye and good riddance, motherfucker."
"Well said, love." Niju told her as he licked her, and then Aleu licked him back and said: "Thank you. And well done getting rid of that bastard, Steele. I wouldn't have become his girl if it were a choice between that and having a second, and fatal, heart attack. But I'll always be yours."
Niju nodded happily and the two started nuzzling, though Balto then said: "You two can nuzzle for a little bit, but then we have to find ways to adjust to this new life of ours in this new time. Just so you both know, as it is important that you do."
"Understood." Aleu and Niju both said in unison, and, while it would prove difficult, it would, in the end, well, end up being that all of the canids, both ursids and both avian heroes, well, would have a fabulous life as special pets for a rich family, one which had recently made what was intended as a menagerie and what ones they didn't keep in their mansion, they had live in their nearby menagerie and everyone was most happy, it becoming nothing short of a wonderful new life for our heroes and indeed a dream come true, just like it was for their new owners and of course just like it was for Niju and Aleu.
And, in case you are wondering, yes, the new home(s) that they ended up in were, indeed, both located in Alaska, and, in fact, were part of Nome, as it would turn out, to the delight of the entire fucking lot of them.
THE END
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