Truth Or Die?

by NicolaQ

It was a boring summer. Chiron wanted a break. Nik, daughter of Hermes, is evil. Combine all of that and you have the most horrifying, embarrassing truth or dare in the history of Camp Half Blood. I disclaim what I'm supposed to. Rated T for the craziness.

1. Chapter 1

Everyone was bored.

Chiron woke up one morning and announced that the campers needed to take a mental health day. So no training, no classes, no anything usual.

After three hours of napping, Perseus Jackson's brain was frying.

'I wish we had training today.' He said to Annabeth.

'If you want something to do, you could just ask Nik.' Annabeth suggested.

'So you want me to have a death wish?' Percy asked seriously.

'She's not that bad.'

'Her name is Nicola Q.D Strano; and a Hermes girl. We'd be dead if we sought her advice.'

'Do you have a better idea?'

Percy shrugged. 'Whatever you say, Anna.'

'Will you marry me?'

Percy blinked. 'No.'

Alice smiled. 'Thanks.

'So Nik; truth or death wish?' Alice asked.

'It's truth or dare.' Annabeth corrected.

'My town?' Nik asked. 'It's death wish. And I'm talking to Al.'

'Can we play too?' Percy and Annabeth begged.

'Shalt they playeth, maiden of curiosity?' Cecil asked.

'Why not?' Nik asked. 'Here's some paper; you might want to get your will in order.'

Percy glared at Annabeth like "What'd I tell ya?"

'Hey.'

Alice did her part. 'Will you marry me?'

Nico blinked. 'No.'

Nik laughed.

'Which reminds me,' Alice smiled. 'I dare you to end your next five sentences with your best evil laugh.'

Nik stared cruelly at her half sister. 'I'm already evil.'

Next was a sound that Hitler would've envied.

'Why hello, Nico.' Nik did her evil laugh. 'What brings you here?'

'What is going on here?' Nico asked.

'Truth or death wish.' Connor replied. 'And thank gods you're here. We need an undertaker.'

'Also someone to write death certificates.' Will Solace said, coming in.

Alice groaned and knelt on one knee. 'Will you marry me?'

'No.' Will said.

'Thank you.' Alice got back to her seat.

'So all of you playin?' Nik laughed. 'That's three.' And again.

'And me.' Leo said.

'And me.' Jason said.

'And me.' Frank said.

'And us.' Piper, Reyna, And Everyone Else from the door said.

Alice groaned harder. 'What should I do to release myself?'

'As I said; slap yourself.' Nik said. And laughed.

One hard slap from Alice to Alice. 'Thanks.'