It was a peaceful day on Htrae, a planet just like Earth, and John Phoenix was out on a trip to Los Angeles.
Just then some space observers started panicking.
"Watch out an alien is invading the Htrae!"
The scientists got out their alien shooting guns and fired at it but the bullets didn't hit the alien. The alien descended and grabbed John Phoenix and carried him into space.
"Ahhh the famous John Phoenix got abducted by an alien!" cried the scientist.
But then John Phoenix came down again.
(If you read the story by dakoolguy you'd know that this is actually the John Phoenix from Earth!)
The kid who was walking with John Phoenix at the time (the POV character for this story) took this alien John Phoenix to the Wright Anything Agency.
A guy named Phoenix Wright was there, he looked just like Phoenix Wright, he said "Who are you" (A/N: dakoolguy made a typo here he said "WHo." That's how incompetent he is.)
"I am John Phoenix, I am your nephew now"
"Okay"
And so John Phoenix of Earth had abducted the John Phoenix of Htrae. Htrae John Phoenix floated around in space and suffocated from the lack of oxygen while John Phoenix continued to exist on Htrae as an alien.
Then there was a knock on the door.
"OPEN UP THIS IS THE SPACE SCIENTISTS!"
"What do you want?" said Phoenix.
"JOHN PHOENIX WAS ABDUCTED AND REPLACED BY THIS IMPOSTER!"
"Oh shit!"
Phoenix swung the door open and the scientists grabbed John Phoenix and drugged him unconscious, then they took him to their lab and locked him in a tube full of blue liquid that they used to experiment on his body while preserving his life and he remained there as their test subject for eternity.
THE END