A/N: Raise a cup up for SuperSizedMcShiz.

And Tbruks; you've got what you wanted.

Percy's POV

The reason why I was able to understand what Nico said that time was because of a simple phrase;

You're cute; but you're not my type.

I still have nightmares about those words.

'Percy,' Nico said. 'Truth or dare?'

'Truth.'

'Can you surf well now?'

I remembered Maine when ten year old Nico asked a bunch of unnecessary questions. 'Once again Nico; I don't know.'

Now it was time for my unnecessary question.

'Nico; truth or dare?' I asked.

'You can't dare the same person in a row.' Will said.

'I didn't say that.' Piper said.

'I didn't say that either.' Nik said.

'Carry on, Kelp Head.' Thalia said.

'Dare.' Nico said.

'I dare you… to tell the truth.' I said. 'Explain as clearly as possible how and why I'm not your type.'

If the boy's face could turn any paler, it did.

'No turning back.' Me and Nik said.

Nico frowned. 'Apart from you being my first cousin, four years older and not us not having anything in common—'

'You don't have anything in common with Will.' Nik said.

'At least we can agree to disagree.' Nico said. 'But once again; asides that… I was lying.'

'What?' Me and Will asked.

'You just said it to bring down his pride.' Annabeth said. 'Else Will and Percy are kind of similar. Both are attractive, sassy, stubborn, terrible at listening to people— though Will listens more than Percy—'

'Wise girl.' I whined.

'And finally; they both don't have anything in common with Nico.' Annabeth said. 'So Percy's Nico's type to a wide degree.'

'Calypso; I dare you to turn Percy into a guinea pig.' Nico said.

I barely had time to say, 'Noooo.'

'Nico?' Everyone asked him.

'What?' Nico said. 'The thought just came to me.'

Nik picked me up. 'He's so cute. Can I keep him?'

'He's my boyfriend.' Annabeth said, snatching me from her. 'I'll keep him.'

Calypso smirked. 'Annabeth; I dare you to kiss Percy while he is in this form.'

'Will it turn him back?' Annabeth asked.

'It's The Princess and The Frog; not The Overachiever and the Guinea Pig.' Leo said.

'So no.' Calypso said. 'The spell should last until the next day.'

That's when I realized even with her new boyfriend, Calypso still held a slight grudge.

Annabeth kissed me and like Leo said; nothing.

'I'm bored again.' Nik said. 'Let's finish these new snacks and call it a day.'

'But before that,' Annabeth said. 'Nik; truth or dare?'

'Really?' Nik asked.

Wise Girl smirked. 'I dare you to tell the truth; who do you consider the most kissable person in this room?'

For the first time in ever; I caught Nik blushing. 'That's not a dare; Owlhead.'

'It isn't?' Annabeth said. 'Let's fix that; I dare you to kiss the person you consider the most kissable on the lips.'

'No turning back.' Nico and Piper said.

Another first was that Nik looked sad. 'I can't.'

'Why?' Annabeth asked. 'Because you're chicken?'

Nik bowed her head. 'The person I consider the most kissable isn't allowed to kiss anyone.'

Thalia seemed to have gotten it. 'Nik; you mean—'

'Yes, Lia.' Nik said with a broken voice. 'That person is you. I really like you when I'm not supposed to. Whatever.'

Nik kicked off her heels and ran for the bathroom crying.

'Nik,' Thalia called after her.

Thalia followed her crusher into the bathroom.

I squeaked at Annabeth like; how did you know?

'I'm observant.' Annabeth said. 'Did no one notice how she acts weird at the mention of Thalia?'

Everyone collectively slapped their foreheads. 'Oh.'