Olimar shook in his boots when he saw who he was matched against today. No matter how many times he saw the names on the board it still felt like a dream.

Alph & Olimar v. Lucas & Ness

It wasn't that he hates Alph, in fact they have been close friends since Alph saved him back at distant planet. It was the other two, Ness and Lucas. While they are nice off the battlefield, they are complete hell to fight on the battlefield. They are infamous for their notorious PK spam. Ness with PK fire and Lucas with PK freeze.

Olimar remembers the grumbling from the other fighters who lost to them.

"Look at this, Luigi, I'm a brawler so I literally have to approach them or let Lucas use pk freeze."

"I'm a swordfighter, I literally need to get in close contact!"

"Woomy!"

Those thoughts crept on Olimar as he waited in the fighters bleachers waiting for his match. The ones for the fans and fighters were completely separate to prevent fan girls mobbing their favorite fighters.

The match currently going on was between Mr. Game and Watch and Ganondorf. Both were tied for one stock and it looks Game was going to lose until he manages to bury Ganondorf with his hammers and used Indian strike to send Ganondorf out of bounds.

The crowds in both bleachers went wild as Game and Watch was the underdog due to his weight and his losing streak. The man in question jumped up and down in excitement.

"At least someone had a good day" Olimar bitterly thought. He was cut out of his thoughts when Alph nudged him. "We're next."

Olimar slowly trudged to the battlefield knowing full well he's going to lose. As he and Alph was leaving the bleachers he heard the other smashers whispering.

"Olimar didn't deserve this"

"Why isn't Ness disqualified? The Ice Climbers were last tournament for teaming."

"Master Hand doesn't care anymore. I mean look at Joker, Peach, and Duck Hunt. Plus he did bring the Icies back."

"Still bullshit."

Olimar sighed as he and Alph finally reached the platform to find the PSI boys already waiting for them. The fans were cheering holding signs of Ness and Lucas while chanting their names. The smashers on the meanwhile cheering for Olimar and Alph.

As per usual, the smashers shook hands before the fight.

"The best man wins." Olimar said

Ness stared blankly with those expressionless black eyes of his for a few minutes before saying "OK".

Master hand counted down

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

The fight was onn and it was exactly how everyone predicted. Ness stood in the corner spamming PK fire to whoever got close and Lucas spammed PK freeze to whover got too far.

Olimar managed to sidestep the PK freeze but Alph wasn't so lucky as he became encased in Ice and was sent flying off the stage. This wasn't normqally and issue as Alph could fly back on but Lucas managed to slip by and toe stomped Alph into the blast zone.

Alph not coming back confirmed Olimar's fears.

"Only one stock?!"

Olimar rapidly picked up three pikmin and hurled them and the manged to latch themselves on Lucas who jumped back letting Ness lead the fight while he pried the pikmen off.

"Oh no."

And it was over as soon as it began as Ness jumped in front of Olimar and reared his finger.

"Oh dear god."

Ness pointed his finger at Olimar.

"PK FIRE"

"PK FIRE"

"PK FIRE"

"PK FIRE

"PK FIRE"

Olimar felt himself coated in flames for what seemed like in eternity. His suffering was only put to in end when Lucas joined back into the fight and used rope snake to bury him into the ground. Ness used the opportunity to ready his bat and he swung shattering Olimar's helmet and sending him into the blast zone.

Last thing Olimar thought before he hit the blast zone was "At least it's all over."