One day Steven went to school and he kicked the entrance door open with his mighty foot. People began to gasp in horror as he walked in, but not because Steven just broke the door. They were shocked because Steven wasn't wearing any pants! His dongle was blurred out due to censorship, but his ass cheeks were completely exposed to the world. And today, those cheeks were as smooth as silk.

Connie's dad was walking down a hallway that was intersecting the one Steven was walking down. As he turned the corner, he caught sight of Steven's butt and allowed his face to burn bright with a deep red blush. What a view!

"Steven!" Connie's dad exclaimed, "Where did you get those wonderful buns?"

Steven smiled. "Beans!"

"Beans?" Connie's dad asked, in shock.

"Beans, yeah yeah, beans haha," Steven giggled.

Connie was randomly walking down the hallway of the school with Peridot at her side, and both girls caught sight of Steven's silky cheekys. Peridot's eyes widened at the sight, and she turned to Connie in shock.

"What's wrong, Peri?" Connie asked, cocking her head.

"What's wrong?" Peridot narrowed her eyes, scowling. "Steven's butt is showing in public! Don't humans get embarrassed by stuff like this?"

Connie shrugged. "I don't see what's wrong with it. Steven always shows me this kind of stuff at his place. It's completely normal."

Peridot wasn't even listening to Connie, as she was suddenly entranced by the shine and bounce of Steven's butt cheeks. 'Such soft and pillowy chunks of flesh… I want them… They must become MINE!' Peridot thought, licking her lips.

Later that day, Steven was walking home, his butt still exposed. He casually strolled down the beach and over to his house. Little did he know, Peridot was following him, her mind completely under the influence of Steven's smooth bean buns.

After Steven entered his beach house, Peridot silently crawled up the stairs, stealthily entering the home. Steven was nowhere to be found. Suddenly, Peridot heard a loud scream emanate from behind the closed door of Steven's bathroom.

Peridot snickered. 'The target has been located,' she thought, running towards the bathroom on all fours. She was like a savage tiger after her prey… in this case, her meaty prey was Steven's bun cheeks.

Peridot yanked the door open, revealing a fully clothed Steven, who screamed in fear. Peridot was angered. Why was her prey covered by some stupid denim cloth? The green gem tackled Steven, attempting to rip off his jeans with her peri-hands.

"Peridot! Why are you doing this?" Steven asked, eyes wide with fear.

Peridot growled in a manner that sent Steven's dongle into a frenzy. "I want THAT SMOOTH ASS of yours, Steven! And nothing's gonna stop me from having it!"

Steven whimpered, trying to hold Peridot's hands away from him. "Wait, Peridot! Something really bad happened! My- oof!"

Steven was flipped onto his stomach by Peridot, who clenched the fabric on the sides of Steven's pants, preparing to rip them off.

Peridot cackled triumphantly. "Your ass is mine!"

The ass-hungry gem ripped Steven's jeans, exposing his buns to the air. However, something was off.

Peridot stared in disgust at the red bumps that covered Steven's bum. The half-diamond lifted his head. "I was trying to warn you, Peri…" Steven said, his voice heavy with shame. "I'm actually allergic to beans… My buns had a bad reaction. Haha…"

Peridot was silent for a moment, before letting out a hearty "FUCK!", stomping out of Steven's bathroom.

That was the last time Peridot had ever been so eager for a taste of ass.