So, yeah this is random and utterly pointless but it happened. Elizabeth is stuck at home with the kids and want to play trains. Henry comes home and is well... Impressed. Get ready for bad come on lines and puns.

Set when the children were young.

"Woah, what's going on here?" Henry, took a huge step over a discarded box into their usually ordered den. The squeals of 'daddy' and 'your home' were loud and shrill, making Henry wince slightly before he bundled the youngest of the McCord clan into his arms.

"We've built a train track and mommy said we could come through the den" Stevie excitedly said whilst jumping up and down. In the distance Alison got up off the floor and tripped over the track sending a few pieces skidding across the floor.

"No, Ali… please be careful, I have sp, I mean we have spent a long time setting thi… oh, Henry hey' Henry took in his dishevelled wife, her button down was untucked and her jeans were slung low on her hips. Her hair was all over the place and she looked beautiful to him.

"Hey, babe, this looks fun." gesturing to the perfectly laid out track across the floor.

"Well, yeah they wanted to play trains sooo…." she shrugged her shoulders and placed her hands on her hips just like a construction worker would as they assessed their site.

"This is incredible, you've done an amazing job here, look at the layout of this thing." he begun walking further into the room as he continued "Babe! It even goes under the couch oh, that's so cool"

"Well it wasn't that hard" she retorted as she spun around following Henry into the room.

"Did you plan it?" His voice increased in tempo "You have got to of planned this" Elizabeth noted how his eyes opened wide as he took in the sight before him.

"No! I'm not that much of a nerd…. I just used Math. I worked out the square footage of this space and divided that by the amount track and worked out the optimal track per foot. Then by taking the total number of straight and curved pieces I calculated the right amount of curved to straight I would need to get the furthest distance"

Henry looked open mouthed at her. "I'm blown away, I thought you hated trains, everytime I play with them you couldn't care less… Actually they annoy you and you said I could only do it with the kids when you were out. And this… This is annoyingly good for your first lay"

"First lay?" she interjected, raising her right eyebrow up into an arch. "huh, I'm a good first lay" her laugh met her eyes as she shook her head slightly.

Henry placed Jason down and he ran to join his sisters in the den with the trains. Henry carefully stepped over to Elizabeth and she saw the glee in his eyes sparkle with enthusiasm. He enveloped her within his arms and smiled at her before placing his lips down onto hers, kissing her softly flicking his tongue against her mouth. He expected her to respond instead she pulled away surprised

"Wait, is this…. Is this exciting you? Me making this track?" disbelief rolled off her disguised by a laugh that didn't quite meet her eyes.

"Well, I just didn't think you liked trains. You never want anything to do with them and this is lay is incredible"

This time she did laugh, and she laughed loudly almost barking. "Henry you have got to stop with the lay, I can't handle it makes it sound like you are coming onto me at a train club"

"Oh, was that not good?" he said feigning innocence, "did it not get your pistons firing?" he jested.

"Ew"

"OK, give me another chance…" leaning in to whisper into her ear this time he said "Your so hot, just like a furnace, I'd railroad you"

"oh my god, stop it" she swatted at him lightly, smiling brightly.

"Can your boiler not stand this pressure?"

With that Elizabeth decided to play him at his own game to silence him. Reaching her hands around his body and pulling him in closer she stood up on her tip toes and said quietly into his neck her voice low and sultry "If you behave yourself… I'll let you slide your rod into my coupling later"

Placing her lips against the skin of his neck she left an open mouthed kiss there. She smiled as she heard him groan softly and with that she sashayed away, swinging her hips side to side leaving Henry standing there open mouthed.

"She's perfect" he muttered before running his hands through his hair and following her like a puppy dog back into the den.