Oh my my the reception for this story is far beyond what I have ever dreamed of. Keep the reviews coming, I do read them all, take the suggestions and rely personally.

One faithful reviewer suggest this actually become something more of a five-shot with a special twist at the end. I'm strongly considering it so stay tuned.

Also, given the length this one is I may not be able to complete it on valentine's day rather it will be finished shortly.

But alas, Happy Valentine's Day everyone,

a VERY M-Rated chapter for you all 3

Alex's mind was wandering to only one thought: She needed to get her yoga instructor in bed. NOW or she would explode into a gazillion pieces. Her sex was already aching in anticipation. She fantasizes about more contact, more touching, more FUTURE with the blonde. Alex opens her eyes for a split to glance at Piper's wrist, at her hand to see if she saw any jewelry on her fingers. No such, she isn't taken... Alex thinks. This fantasy of hers was another first of many tonight, Alex never thought of a future before, with anyone. Alex grew up thinking that the disney princess life was out of her reach. She was stuck in a whirlwind of never having enough money, never having enough opportunity. She was always loved by her mother Diane, but never thought she would ever share such a connection with anyone else. Plus I mean all of that fantasy rom-com business was for straight people only right? There was no or "The Little Mermaid" with two mermaids for a reason. But she could dream she could always dream... :

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After their phenomenal trip to a most beautiful country, the first-class tickets were booked home. This was their last night on their trip to Cambodia. She asked Piper where she wanted to go. "Anywhere with you, she moaned", and that was nowhere in particular so Alex takes them a long, long ways away. She takes them to the ocean, to the beach layer on the sand. They do some yoga on the beach together, laughing. They try to concentrate but end up making sweet, sweet love to each other instead. Finally they hold each other's as they tumbled upon each other, exhausted. "Come be my little spoon" Alex smiled. She was happy. She hated to admit she would ever have to rely on another person but she did. Piper was her happiness and her freedom and her absolutely everything. "Are you cold? Piper inquires playfully". "No, not when I have you" Al replies. The shorter woman shivers and the taller woman unwraps the sweater from her arms and drapes it over the shorter woman's shoulders. Piper instinctively reaches into the pockets and furrows her brow in confusion when she pulls out a small velvet box from the inside. "Wha-" But before she could continue Alex leans in and tugs piper's lips in a searing kiss. Piper's hands move to Alex's waist and Alex slyly slides the box out of Piper's hands and into her own. Pulling away when they come out for air, Alex slides open the box to reveal a gorgeous golden ring in Piper's size. She gazes up to meet Piper's gaze, kneels up on one knee and begins: "Piper Elizabeth Chapman, you are the love of my life. Will you marry me". Piper is awestruck, never imagining this perfect day would come so fast. She teases Alex's pinky finger and nods "yes".

Alex is still smiling sweetly when she hears a door close. She realizes in her dreaming that no one remains in the room. Alex decides she can't take it anymore. She doesn't care if someone walks in on her because she hates hot yoga - or maybe she's just SUPPOSED to hate hot yoga. Her head is spinning and she doesn't want to waste precious time and energy pondering that tangly mess right now. Secretly she hopes a certain blonde walks in on her. It would be… exciting to say the least. Her underwear is wet, wet wet and soaked beyond belief. The wetness is threatening to seek past her thong into her tight gym short and she needs fingers in it - NOW. So she keeps lying on her back and slowly slides her right hand slowly down her thigh, tickling as she makes the journey downward. She caresses her breasts and then her stomach. She tugs gently at the waistband, suspending it an inch off her skin. She slides her hand into her pants, tugs at her lacy black underwear. She runs her fingers to her clitoris and taps it. Just taps it lightly to let it become engulfed and sensitized. Alex is thrilled from the exhilarating class she has, the risk of being caught, the sights and smells of this studio. Her clitoris is now seeking more attention. She uses her index finger to draw long circles around it. Slowly at first, then faster. Her left hand is drawn to her left breast. She tries to rub herself over her skimpy yoga shirt but she's not satisfied - she needs it skin on skin. She reaches under her shirt and traps her hand under it. She kneads her breast in a deep lingering massage. Turning her attention to her clitoris she makes figure eights now, capturing more and more pleasure zones around and around. It sends shivers down her spine to every bone in her body.

Alex rubbed herself faster and faster. She applied more pressure with her fingertips, making 'come hither' motions with all of her fingers. It was an exquisite, intricate movement comparable to playing the guitar or the ukulele or makybe the harp or violin or some cool string instrument like that. It was making her clitoris swell. Her clit was now receptive to all forms of touch. She pressed on harder, using the underwear to her advantage as she rubbed the thin g-string strip against the sensitive area. She was rubbing both of her breasts and the spots in between more and more quickly now. She was squeezing her breasts together and revelling in the sensation when they bounced apart. She was rough with herself - she liked it rough.

Meanwhile, Piper Chapman feel her head getting foggy. She feels drunk even though she hasn't drunk, drunk in anything other than the tall, hot glass of water that is Alex Vause. Piper walks out of the yoga room and into the foyer or lobby or who the hell cares. Ends up bumping straight into a pile of yoga mats and knocking them all over again. "What the fuck" she yells to no one in particular. She looks around to see a potential culprit and when there's no one, she listens. From round the corner is some snickering from a familiar voice and one not as familiar. "POLLY HARPER YOU SUPERBITCH" she cries out. From behind the the water cooler Piper hears snickers and snorts. She watches as Polly and the Larry guy laugh together AT her. Then she notices how close sat together they are like schoolchildren or something equally cliche and nauseating. Eww. Why was Polly with a guy so foot in mouth. Literally trying to put his foot in his mouth now showing off his supposed "flexibility" to the onlooking Piper. Piper has no pity for their petty games and rushes over stomping. "Are you two going to HELP me out or are you just going to sit there like two dumb ducks". To this, all Piper hears is a "Quack quack" noise from Larry. She swears to god her BFFL Best friend Swoons over the noise and they make out loudly in front of everyone. Piper is so goddamn mad she yells "FINE. Have it your way. I'm going to clean up this studio all on my own because I can't trust you with Jew-boy" "Pick up these mats and stack them because you juvenile bitches will clearly regress to thumb-sucking and LEGO because you suck so bad". And Piper turns on her heels and stomps away. Secretly though she's not that upset about their lack of cleaning per se. She's upset that Polly has clearly hit it off with the new employee while she remains hopelessly single and hopelessly pining over that raven-haired girl from the yoga class. Who, thinking of which she hasn't seen when she went to clean the change rooms...

Alex couldn't take it anymore. She needed to feel a bulk inside her. She plunged her right index finger into her opening and swirled it around her inside walls. She was breathing harder and harder now. It was a workout on top of a workout and Alex was starting to get tired. She did not fatigue rather she got more adrenaline. More excitement, more high and more thrill. She had been alone for the fast two maybe five minutes now and she hadn't been caught. She plunged a second finger in and pumped up and down. First with two fingers together, and then with their motions alternating. Her cheeks were getting flushed. Her hair was more undone all splayed out on the yoga mat. She was wet and it was all over her hand. Alex took her left hand from her breast and pushed it inside of her pants. She used the left hand to rub against her clitoris and massage there deeply. She was all hot and bothered now and reaching the point of no return. Her breathing became laboured as she struggled to form coherent thought but thankfully she didn't need it because her body just KNOWS where she wants to touch herself. In fact she's so lost in her body's sensations that she doesn't hear the studio door creak open.

Piper almost loses her Fucking Tree when she sees what's been happening in Her the foggy room. There is that Alex Vause creature MASTERBATING in HER YOGA STUDIO. She's actually pretty pissed. Like is that not the most ABSURD thing to ever deal with in a yoga place? There was a code, an unspoken code amongst yoga patrons. It goes something like:

Don't steal at yoga

Be quiet when you enter the yoga room

AND 3 DON'T FUCKING MASTERBATE ON A YOGA MAT AFTER CLASS

Did she have no class? Even a first-timer should be able to figure that one out. Was the whole world idiots even her best friend and her best friend's new friend who was also her new employee and now this really hot new customer had to turn out to make her mad too. Even more mad after making her all flustered. What a night. She really needed that drink.. oh wait.. it was Alex who wanted to give her a drink. Piper took inventory of her body right then and felt her blood boiling. She felt her fists clenching. But she also felt other more unspeakable things. She felt ungodly things that she'd rather not admit to herself. She'd rather not admit that beneath her clenched fists her palms were sweating, and that her breath hitched in her throat and was now shallow, and that her breasts felt hot and her cheeks got hot again and in all honestly she was a pretty bad hot mess. And it wasn't at all fair that underneath her short shorts she could feel her sex tingling in anticipation of… what! What WAS she thinking no she wasn't thinking her brain was rambling on autopilot she was thinking about. Her hand subconsciously reached down to rub herself a little over her clothes. She was thinking about the gorgeous figure in front of her laid out right there with her fingers in her pants with her waistline exposed with her shirt lifted up with her lips pursed in an "oh" "oh "oh" like the moans, the moans she was making from her LIPS that were candy red looked like they tasted like candy candy red cherry chapstick lipstick. Piper rubbed a bit harder to feel the unforgiving friction of fabric against her raw skin. She wanted to capture Alex's lips into her own like "I Kissed A Girl" Katy Perry. Piper rubbed more furiously not even knowing what was happening. The sexual tension built up between Alex and Piper was now overwhelmingly strong. The lines between love and hate are very fine fine lines indeed and Piper's brain wanted to hate Alex but Piper's body and Piper's heart wanted to Love Alex to Make Love to Alex because Alex was… Different somehow. And she didn't know why.

Piper tried to be all zen and yogi like and calm down her breathing by breathing in through her nose and out through her mouth. Pretty ironic because now she was awkwardly fingering herself through yoga pants will all of her might with all of her fingers. Her breathing also kept her quiet so she was free to observe the free show on display: Alex had three fingers inside of her now and was pumping and pumping faster and faster. Her left hand was rubbing her clitoris in mesmerizingly fast circles. Moans rolled of Alex's tongue like waves that Piper could feel in her own self by osmosis (because we're scientific here). Actually Piper couldn't tell the difference from the pleasure she was experiencing from her own hands without even digging at any of her clothing. Yes now she had TWO hands down there and was trying not to bend over. She was wet but didn't want to admit that she was so wet she could feel her wetness soaked through the thin shorts. She tells herself it's just sweat. Alex, she was reaching her climax now and riding out bundles of pleasure that shook her body as it rocked back and forth on the thin mat. Alex comes onto her hand and it glistens. Piper suddenly feels the urge to taste it. "I want to taste what you taste like" Piper thinks but doesn't say out loud. She just watches as Alex sighs in relief and rubs inside her for a few more seconds. She pulls her hand out of her opening and brings her long long fingers to her open lips. She parts her lips and inserts her fingers one by one. Her index finger first and she licks it laps it clean from her own juices. She moves on to her third and fourth fingers and sucks and nibbles on each one. Piper wishes those nibbles were on her breasts or her sex and that those noises were made with herself and Alex in bed or maybe those stunning white teeth could be inside her holy fuck she was getting carried away and lost. Piper tears her hands away from her crotch and tightens her fists more to get angry again.

"Who the fucking fuck do you fucking think you fucking are and why the fuck you little fucker are you FUCKING FUCKING in my fucking yoga studio because you know that fucking makes you a pretty fucking fucked up person because fuck, for a fucking yoga newbie fucking up like - FfffffffffffffffffUUUUUCKKK YOU"

(Bonus points to anyone who can say that 7 times fast. Yes I know, seven times)

Piper FUCKING RAGES at Alex who is totally caught off guard and shrieks hands flying in the air when she realizes she's pretty literally caught red handed in the most embarrassing circumstance ever known to mankind much less by the hot blonde yoga instructor who it turns out just her luck actually owns this goddamn place. To say the least, Alex was fucked.

Or so she thought.

"I'm gonna make you FUCKING pay for that Alex Vause " Piper Chapman yells

And with that, Piper's lips were on hers.

The blonde and the raven-haired woman CRASH their lips together in a flight of pure ecstasy. It was the moment they'd been waiting for since they first laid eyes on each other. Alex tried to tense her lips and kiss in harder, pressing up on Piper who had leapt on top of her and was now straddling Alex. Piper fights back and uses the upper position as an advantage as she presses harder on the kiss. Both women open their mouths and push their tongues inside in a fiery fight for dominance. "You're paying for it" Alex grazes Piper's lips with her teeth which elicits a soft moan from the blonde. Piper reaches up and pinches Alex's ear which causes Alex to moan inside her mouth. Alex bites down on Piper's bottom lip and tugs at it "I'm not going down without a fight you're going down with me", her voice low and lower, commanding. This overwhelms Piper and sucks on Alex's lip back. Alex sooths where she had her teeth with her tongue. Piper sticker her tongue into Alex's mouth again and moves it from left to right and up and down. It meets Alex's and they turn their tongues round and round in Epic circles. Both women put their all into it and it turns them on like nothing else.

Piper puts her hands on Alex's shoulders and runs them through Alex's raven hair. It's soft to the touch. She pulls and tugs suddenly, remembering how she was furious still. Alex places her hands on Piper's waist and squeezes down hard "down, bitch" . She tightens the embrace and kisses Piper back. Piper shifts her weight from Alex's centre and positions her sex onto Alex's hip. She begins to grind there, steadily and slowly, forcing Alex to get an ab workout while doing a sit-up position to keep their mouths connected "work for it" . It makes Alex's abs contract and tighten hard as rocks and that makes Piper even more turned on. Piper grands down deeper deeper now, her sex so wet Alex can feel Piper's wetness on her thigh. Alex presses her left up from Piper's waist and unto her breast over her top. She squeezes it reassuringly "nice titties Kid" Alex yell-whispers if that's even a thing it IS a thing and its called flirting. Not being fooled Piper picks up her rhythm and shimmies a bit closer to Alex's face. She takes her mouth off Alex's and chirps "What makes ME 'kid', you're the kid who can't control their lady boner long enough to get out of a yoga room. This is a SACRED space reserved for clearing one's thoughts and -" she was cut off by Alex taking her lips again, this time biting her upper lip and receiving a satisfying moan in response. As punishment Alex does not soothe the blonde's skin she simple leans in to whisper "Well, KID, " she chuckles, infuriating the blonde, "I would call this pretty sacred wouldn't you" and she crashes their lips back together once more. Alex slides her hand under Piper's crotch so now Piper is grinding her wetness against Alex's thigh AND Alex's hand and Alex feels all these mind-numbing sensations. "And you know…" Alex continues, as she takes her free hand and squeezes Piper's ass, HARD "You know that I'm only hard because of YOU".

And with that Piper feels her orgasm come to a climax and she screams out into Alex's mouth "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" and that's all she gets out because Alex doesn't let her breathe. She takes this moment of weakness to place her hands right unto Piper's breasts and curl her legs underneath and flip the blonde right unto her back. Piper slams into the yoga mat just as her shaking subsides and she's head thrown back in the intensity of the still 98 degree maybe hotter room. Alex and Piper's bodies are both slick slick with sweat right now as the Adult Wrestle Match continues. Piper suddenly comes to and becomes aware that someone could very well walk in on them right then and there. She should be scared but she isn't. For some reason the raven-haired woman's presence makes her feel safe and protected. The thought is abhorrent that she's losing her independence (while losing her innocence) but Piper just finds it a turn-on. It's thrilling. Adrenaline courses anew through her veins. Alex straddles Piper and sinks her hips so her crotch is on Piper's waist. She takes Piper's hands, squeezes them gently, lovingly drawing sweet circles around them, whispering to Piper sweet nothings as they just…

Stop for

just

a

moment

and

realize

that

this

is

AN: Did I just...?

Yes I did. Don't hate me. I'm going to edit in the shout-outs later I have a bunch of you to credit for your amazingness.

Have a wonderful day for now

-Bobbiejelly