A Swing In The Taiw
The pawe knyight sat on the thwonye and began to wag his taiw. :3 "I didn't knyow that she wouwd give me such pain ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) when I fiwst met hew. Hew scwent was on twe wettew, which I wead at once :33. She wagged hew twail at mwe to wwite back and so I asked hew to meet me. She wode thwough the nyight and we met at eight when the dew was stiww on the gwass and the faint sun was peeking uvwu the hiwwus :3. I couwdn't bewieve what I saw. She was a beautifuw swight UwU Hew eyes wewe bwue and hew wong haiw was faiw and stwaight. She wooked chwasted and fwawwess UwU
"She gwave me a wong stawe :3. I wesponded with a bow and wondewed why she was hewe. Then she asked meow~ to sway and buwy the king, :3c hew husband. She couwd wait nyo wongew. Hew wequest made me weak. :3 I am a paw, pwain man, but my wuv fow my deew queen was so gweat that I said I wouwd do it :3:. It was nyot an easy feat, heaven mweows, but at wast I got him awonye and wan him thwough with my swowd :3. I dug a deep howe in a pwace in the gawden.
"Since then I haven't had a dway's pwease~~. I can hawdwy beaw it. My heawt is bweaking and my nyewves awe taut :3. You see, I wead hew maiw because I feaw fow my fate. Wast week she wwote to an auwnt to sway that she wiww mawwy once mowe, but fiwst she nyeeds a boy to do swome digging ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fow hew. Hew nyew fwoow bed is vewy sweet, but she'd pwefew if thewe wewe a paiw."