Well that's it for the main storyline folks, hope you enjoyed the five-shot (I know the reviewers did!)
But it's only the beginning of the Epilogue portion of this series.
Updates may be random, but have faith I have not abandoned :)
Here's the first taste of the after story
Epilogue Part One:
"So are you still up for….. Something Stronger?" Alex teases Piper who took too long drying off.
"Mmm, well Maybe I don't need it anymore" Piper teases back.
"Why, have I succeeded in melting all of your troubles away" Alex arches an eyebrow
"Only because you're the one who caused them" Piper quips
"Well then I better cause some more trouble then" Alex nips Piper's ear from behind. She whispers again:
"You have 60 minutes. Go home, change, put on something sexy - " And Alex squeezes Piper's thigh in an explicit manner before continuing with "And I'll pick you up from your place".
"But - you/ don't/ know/ where/ I" Piper stammers. She looks questioning at the taller woman.
"Am I going to find out?"
Alex reaches down into Piper's pants pocket and takes out Piper's phone. She texts herself so she can save Piper's number, and looks up Piper's address, memorizing every word before Piper can protest.
"Hey give it back!" Piper reacts and reaches for the phone. Alex wrestles Piper's hands for a minute, holds it out of her reach. This infuriates Piper because it's a trick she used all of the time on her brother Cal when they were younger. She's quite tall herself so it's a rare situation someone could hold something out of her armspan. Alex brings it down a bit and Piper screams victorious when she captures Alex's hands with her own. She squeezes hard, trying to pry the digits apart. Then she chances a glance at the taller woman who is smiling widely. Piper looks down at their interlocked hands and it dawns on her she played right into Alex's hands - literally. That this mysterious much less mysteriously irritating woman always had the upper hand on her. Or the hand under hers, she thought as she smiled and took her phone back easily. Alex made a "humph" noise in triumph. Piper spun round her heels, heading out the door before Alex could see the satisfying blush or the silly grin on her lips.
Piper feels for her keys, and walks over to her silver mercedes (courtesy of her rich parents). As she's about to step inside she hears noises in behind her. She doesn't bother to hide her HORRIFIED shock when she sees her best friend Polly splayed out ON TOP of the trunk of the car and that Barry Larry dude on top of her with her shirt off and his pants pulled down. They're squealing again and making god awful sucking sounds. And she gets the disturbing view of Larry's (decidedly small) dick stuck right into Polly's mouth. They're both super into it and don't notice Piper whose mouth is now dropping to the ground. They keep on goin' at it like there isn't something completely strange about two grownups putting each other's genitalia into each other's mouths on top of one their best friend's car. In the open. Loudly. In public. In downtown New York City.
Thinking of what could she possibly say in this moment (there are no words), Piper clears her throat as in "AHEM" and she coughs deliberately. "Real Classy"
Polly Harper screeches when she realized how caught she is and she bites down HARD on Larry Bloom's penis.
Larry squeals WORSE than a girl. Loudly too.
"Holy Shit de Fuck de Merde de Chalice de Ostilles de Sacrements de Goddamn de Shit de Merde de TABERNAC"
He yells off into the distance. Its such a comedic outbreak that Piper can't help bursting into laughter. She didn't actually understand most of those words but she's guessing they weren't Holy in any way.
"Pardon my French" Larry resigns bitterly, laying his head back against Polly's shoulder.
Polly turns her head towards Piper, with dreamy eyes "He's from Quebec! She explains proundly. He's CANADIAN".
"Well he certainly isn't very polite" Piper responds, annoyed
"Eh?" Larry beckons.
It only serves to send Piper into another round of hysteria.
"Go back to your igloo bud", Piper explains. You won't be bringing home the bacon anytime soon"
"And Polly -" Piper was angry tone now.
"Stop getting HIM OFF ON my car and please, get HIM OFF OF my car"
Polly pulls Larry's pants up and Larry does up the buckle. Larry pulls Polly's shirt back on (backwards) . He mumbles wounded whiny sounds. Polly lifts him off of the trunk (she IS a yoga instructor she's stronger than she looks) and stands him up on the ground. Coming (not cumming) to his senses he questions Polly now "So wait. This is not YOUR car?" pointing his index at her. Polly bites her lip and just looks pathetic and guilty. Piper normally would stick up for her best friend now but at the moment she's pretty damn furious. I mean Polly CLEARLY crossed a line somewhere. "I - I -" Polly stutters: "I wanted to .. impress you. Piper's car is nicer than mine and I never thought -". "You never thought I might actually want to drive my car home Polly?" Piper interrupts. Piper rolls her eyes. "Here's a tip huney," She glares at Polly "Men are impressed even at the promise of sex".
"And women?" Polly cocks an eyebrow.
"Shit" Piper mutters under her breath. Polly DID have dirt on her after all. In the moment She thought Polly bought the whole muscle thing but here she was, standing straight and tall as ever.
"Truce?" Polly reaches out her hand to shake Piper's
Piper takes the deal, and shakes hands.
"What?" Larry is super lost.
Not wanting him to catch on, both women answer at once "It's a girl thing".
And they giggle.
They ARE BFFL's and that hasn't changed in a night.
"Hey, Meet me at Red's in a few hours" Piper throws out there to no one in particular.
"Alright, we'll be there" Polly smiles, putting too much emphasis on the WE part, glancing over at Larry. Polly marches Larry over to her own car (a toyota) and shouts back "Oh yeah, and I'm picking up Lorna Morello on the way too"
"I spy something that is blue" Polly whispers to Larry, thinking Piper is out of earshot (she isn't but wishes she was)
"My balls" Larry stammers crudely
"We can fix that" Polly reaches down to smack Larry's butt
"Oh God" Piper rolls her eyes again
Turning back one last time,
"See ya later Bitch" Polly signs off
"See ya later whore" Piper signs off of the conversation.
She sighs as she checks her phone, sees one text from Alex:
Be to your's in twenty - AV
on her phone. Goddamn that doesn't give much time to get changed.
...
"I really need a drink", Piper mutters to herself.
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Bobbiejelly :)