Title: New Assistant

Disclaimer: The both of Katekyo Hitman Reborn! and Cuticle Detective Inaba and their elements belong to Akira Amone-sensei and Mochi-sensei, not me of course..

Post Date: 2016/08/26

New Assistants: Departure of Skies

A brown-haired teen sat behind a large desk overflowing with scattered paperwork and various other types of important looking documents. He was in his office, signing paperwork. About two hours, the 16 year old brunet sits in cream, comfortable chairs, signed a stack of paperwork that cover almost the entire surface of the desk. Whenever he finished the first stack, another one came. Why do they keep mass producing it? Seriously, he couldn't ever get rid of them. He was so frustrated by them and he held the urge to burn those stupid papers. It kept him busy, and he couldn't get any sleep.

A sigh escaped from the brunet lips every once in a while as he scratched furiously away at the pile of work with his ballpoint pen, an occasional shuffling of the papers breaking the silence. Oh God! Why he gets that damn paperwork again? Oh, right… Because he is the Vongola Decimo with the Guardians and other family always caused trouble that make the paperwork multiply.

Why should he take the mantle from Nono? It's not like he took a position willingly. But, after all the candidates were killed, and the one who was alive is unfortunately not of Nono's blood, he, as the great-great-great-great grandson of Vongola Primo and therefore a candidate for the next boss. After a lot denial and solved some problems, Sawada Tsunayoshi became Vongola Decimo one and half year ago on his fifteenth birthday.

Looking up from his work, Tsuna threw a quick glance at the other occupants in the room—a red-haired teen reading a book silently in a corner, a black-haired male with sharp red eyes lounging lazily on the room's only couch, and a young girl with black hair tied up behind her head in a loose ponytail who was contently sipping a cup of tea.

Tsuna let out his biggest sigh yet and dropped the pen with an audible clack. "I can't take this anymore!" He exclaimed, running a hand through his unruly hair. The other occupants turned to stare at him. "There is simply no end to this paperwork!"

"Don't give up early, Tsuna-kun." said the red-haired teen, closing his book.

"It's easy for you to say that, Enma… You don't have paperwork as much as I have…" whined Tsuna.

The girl puts her cup on the table, "Now, now, Tsu-kun… You might want to finish these papers before uncle come back." She smiled. (I made her call Tsuna 'Tsu-kun' XD)

"But Yuni…" the brunet pouted, "when Reborn come back, he will bring more paperwork for me! He's a devil among the devil!"

**On the other side of the world, a certain Fedora wearing man felt someone was talking about him. Knowing whom, he's smirking as he shoots another 'thugs' "Dame-Tsuna, your training will be doubled when I come back" **

Back to Tsuna

"Trash," the black-haired male sit up, "You still have more documents to sign for our mission."

He glared at him, "No more missions for Varia today, Xanxus! A break! I need a break!"

Tsuna and Xanxus were having a glaring match, when the door slammed open.

"TSU-CHAN…!" a white-haired with purple eyes male run inside and was about hug the brunet, "I miss you!" but too bad for him, Tsuna dodged the hug and let the older male crash the window. "We met yesterday Byakuran." sighed the Vongola Decimo. "What are you doing here?"

"I have wonderful proposal!" said Byakuran happily, ignoring a bump on his head. He turned to the other occupants in the room. "That's also including all of you."

The four of them stared at white-haired male interested, but also with a look of wariness. After all, his proposal will be always crazy one.

"Oh? And what it's?" asked the brunet curiously.

Byakuran smirked, "Let's take vacation!"

...*stare*...

...*stare*...

...*stare*...

"WHAT...?!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi watched with slight horror as a black portal appeared out of nowhere and began forming in his office. He was sure he also could practically hear the dramatic foreboding music as three bandaged figures slowly stepped out, their black cloaks billowing in some non-existent wind. The middle figure, the one who wore pacifier spoke in deep, eerily hollow voice.

"We are not the sort of transportation for you, Byakuran Gesso."

~Flashback~

"What are you talking about, Byakuran?" Tsuna looked at his fellow sky with 'are-you-crazy' look.

"Vacation of course, " said the other male.

Enma sighed, "What Tsuna-kun mean is why so suddenly?"

The only girl in the group nodded, "Yes, Bya-kun. We're the bosses of important Famiglia, we can't take a vacation all of a sudden at the same time."

"Well, that's the reason! Sometime a boss also need a break! Come on.." Byakuran pouted childishly as he continues, "I run away from my office because Ki-chan (Kikyo) kept nagging me about the bills we must pay because the mess my Storm and Mist cause. You all know these feelings!"

They glanced at each other.

Actually..

Yuni escaped secretly from her overprotective Guardians (mainly Gamma).

Although Enma didn't have paperwork as Tsuna do, he gets bored (and lonely) in Simon Island [1]

Xanxus get tired and mad of his Guardians' loud behavior in Varia HQ.

And… all of them decided to visit/bother poor Sawada Tsunayoshi at the same time.

"What about the Sun Arcobaleno?" Xanxus asked curiously.

"Yeah, if Reborn know I take a vacation, I'll die!" said Tsuna, begin to panic.

"Well, he's in mission on the other side of the world, he wouldn't know... too soon" answered Byakuran.

After some talk and argument about this and that, finally Yuni, Enma, and Xanxus agreed with Byakuran's proposal.

"What about you, Tsu-chan?"

All of them looked at Vongola Decimo.

Tsuna eyed the stack of papers on the table, having an internal conflict in his head. 'Take this vacation and have fun or trapped in office with never-ending paperwork?' "...I suppose I'll take that offer." He muttered quietly.

Screw Paperwork, screw Reborn, screws his duties. He was tired. He was bored. He needs a break. He wants a vacation now!

"Glad you all agree." said Byakuran cheerfully.

"So, what now, Marshmallow-trash?"

Grinned, the white-haired male said "We're waiting for our transportation of course!"

~End Flashback~

"...Bermuda?" asked Tsuna unsure, he still in shock from the sudden entrance, of course.

"Well, hello to you too Sawada Tsunayoshi" Bermuda said in monotone, but with a little smile (not anyone seen). After Tsuna has done many things for Bermuda and Vindice for many times, they found a respect to the brunet.

"Whoa.. What are you doing here?" asked Tsuna, but then widened his eyes as he recalled what Bermuda said earlier. "Don't tell me.." the brunet eyed Byakuran suspiciously.

But of course, the white-haired male just laughed, "Yup, you know about their ability to transport, right?"

"You mean with that black portal?" Enma asked.

"Hmm" a nod, "We will use that portal to transport us to our destination. With that, our 'Family' can't trace us for the time being. It's a brilliant idea, right?" grinned Byakuran.

Silence met that statement.

Yuni looked at Byakuran with a blank face.

Enma can't say anything.

Xanxus muttered some word (curse).

Finally Tsuna sighed and turned his head to the Vindice's leader, "Bermuda, it's not because I'm not happy that you help us. But why did you agree with this... crazy idea?" Slightly took a glance at the white-haired male who still grinning.

"The first reason is... I'm tired of certain guy who kept bugging us about his plan, so I heard him." he gives a glare to said person, "When I understand what his plan is, we decided to help in this 'Vacation' plan."

"And the second reason is... I want to know your tutor's reaction when you're 'gone' Tsunayoshi." Bermuda smirked under his bandage, Tsuna was sure that he heard Bermuda laugh evilly.

Tsuna sweat-dropped, 'Oh, God! Now I know where Reborn gets his sadistic'

"So… Yuni will go to Asahikawa, Enma will go to Oshima Island (why always island?), Xanxus will go to Iwate, you will go to Shimane, and I will go to Kawasaki?" Tsuna asked Byakuran who just nodded.

"I understand why we go separately, but Bya-kun… Why's Japan?"

But the Gesso Boss didn't answer, just give them a grin (as usual).

The five bosses followed the Vindice stepped inside the portal and disappear.

Because no security camera installed in that office, no one knows about their disappearance.

The disappearance of the bosses from important Famiglia.

At least until a certain Storm who enter the office to deliver coffee for his beloved boss in the next morning.

Meanwhile, some hours later

Reborn was irritated, scratch that, he was almost at his capacity of his patience. This morning he called his dame student to tell him will extended his stay in Valparaíso[2], but the one who answers that call is the Storm Guardian, Hayato, telling him that Tsuna disappeared from his office two days ago, without a phone. Not only that, it seems Yuni, Byakuran, Enma, and even Xanxus had gone from their each office/HQ. No signs of struggle, fighting, and flames were being used, so he knows they weren't kidnapped at all.

Their Guardians and other people have been searching them for non-stop, but no track of where they're going.

As they disappear without a trace into thin air.

"Why you didn't call me?!" Reborn half-shouted.

"My apologize Reborn-san, we want call you earlier, but we couldn't contact you at all."

Reborn cursed, his phone was gone because it fallen to a lake when he was chasing his 'targets'. He must buy a new phone and nobody in HQ knew his new number yet.

So, he decided to call HQ when his mission finished, only to hear his student is gone.

Of course Reborn was furious.

'Where are you gone, dame-Tsuna?'

Omake I: The Forgotten Sky

"Byakuran," Tsuna called his fellow sky, while waiting their 'Transportation'

"Hm? What's Tsu-chan?"

"Why didn't you invite Dino-nii?" that got others attention.

"Yeah, Byakuran. Among the Skies, only him who not here." said Enma.

"You forgot about him?" asked Xanxus.

Byakuran made a face, "No. I don't want"

"Why?"

"..." he didn't answer.

Suddenly Yuni let out a small giggle, "Bya-kun, you didn't invite Dino-san because you still mad at him right?"

"Eh?"

"What do you mean Yuni?" Tsuna asked curiously.

"Last week, the both of us visited the café in the town to buy Byakuran's regular cakes. But when we arrived, the owner said that some of their cake was sold including all Marshmallow cakes. Of course being a Marshmallow lover, Bya-kun didn't want other cakes and asked them 'who dare to buy my cakes!'. The owner described a blonde man who is exactly the same with the traits Dino-san has. Then I don't know what happen next, but Bya-kun said he never forgive Dino-san for that."

"…Eh?! You mad at him because of that?!" Enma yelled, "But you can buy another cake from another café. There is a ton of café in Italy!"

"Stupid Marshmallow." Xanxus muttered.

"Poor Dino-san." sighed Yuni, "But I wonder why's he bought that many cakes? The owner said he at least bought 30 more cakes… I think he's not too like sweet thing?"

Tsuna, who heard this slightly flinched. He's after all, who asked *coughOrderedcough* Dino to buy him cakes that day.

'Oh well Byakuran don't and never knew about that'

'Forgive me, Dino-nii.'

No way Tsuna can say it a loud.

Omake II: The Portal

"Ne, I have been wondering…" Yuni said quietly. "What's portal that Vindice always uses?"

Tsuna looked at her, "Eh? Why?"

"I'm just curious…" said the only female in the group.

"Hm, actually I'm wondering too…" said Enma quietly. "Do you know anything, Xanxus?" he turned his head to black-haired male who only glared at him.

"Why should I do, trash?!"

"Warp Portal." the other stared at white-haired male, "It's called 'Warp Portal'!" said Byakuran happily.

"What's that?" asked Yuni.

"You know, like that game?"

"What game?" Xanxus raised an eyebrow.

"Eden Eternal [3]."

Enma shook his head, "It's different."

"Eh, but their portal can transport to anywhere too..."

"That's not the point, Marshmallow-trash"

"So, what it called then, Xanxus?" pouted the other male

Xanxus pondering for the moment before answered "...the Ark Gate[4]?"

*coughed*

"I don't know you watch Anime too, Xanxus" said Byakuran amused. "But the Vindice are certainly not the Noah[5]."

"I don't surprise Byakuran playing a RPG, I'm more surprise to learn Xanxus like Anime…" Tsuna shook his head as he watch the Varia's leader become embarrassed.

"Then, you know what their portal called, Tsu-kun?" asked Yuni.

*paused*

"...Dokodemo Door[6]!"

silence*

...*face-palmed*

... *giggled*

"They're not and don't have Doraemon, Tsuna-kun" said Enma, sweet-dropped.

~Owari~

[1] I know Simon Island located in Japan, but in this story Simon Island located in Italy.

[2] Valparaíso is a city in Chilie.

[3] Eden Eternal, one of popular (and my favorite) MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online role-playing Games)

[4] Ark Gate and [5] Noah are taken from D. Gray-man

[6] Anywhere Door from Doraemon

I wrote this last month, but I forgot to publish this? Heh, heh, oops?

This chapter only some part of Tsuna's situation before he become 'new assistant' (there will be another part, maybe)

Maybe next chapter about some 'visitor' who looking for Tsuna at Detective's office.

Or Tsuna 'talk' with Valentino.

Who knows...