Author's Note:
This is hysterically written four years later, as the first publication of this work was 2/13/2016 and its last previous update was 3/19/2016.
Well, if this has been what you've been waiting for, all these years, I guess I did make one dream come through for you!
If you are reading this on fanfiction , please note this actually occurs in lieu of the previous "EPILOGUES" which were admittedly, terrible, and this picks up right after FF Chapter Five you're reading this on Ao3 and / or Wattpad, please feel free to ignore everything I just said. LOL!
Cheers,
bobbiejelly
HALF MOON - A VAUSEMAN VALENTINE
Alex Vause meets Piper Chapman at New Moon Hot Yoga in NYC. Life goes on from there.
OR:
A very tall raven-haired girl, Alex Vause, walks down the street confidently in black patent pumps, skintight leather pants, and an all-black leather jacket. She has a low-cut black tank-top underneath the coat and a lacy black bra underneath it all. Her underwear? Also black, barely existing at all as the lacy thong outlines the curve of her ass. She struts with purpose towards the entrance to the studio. She is pretending to have been to this one before so she doesn't even bother reading the front display on the door, which cites New Moon Yoga by Piper Chapman and Polly Harper as "the Hottest yoga in town".
OR:
Hot Yoga is in Alex's future - She lost a bet. The raven-haired woman has no idea what is in store for her when she enters "New Moon Studio" - a preppy uptown gig run by a boisterous brunette, a jew-boy and owned by an enchanting Blonde woman. Rated E for EXPLICIT. F/F. Alex Vause/Piper Chapman. Orange Is The New Black. Fanfiction. Alternate Universe - Yoga. Romance. Humor. Slow Burn. Happy Ending.
Chapter 9: New (Moon) Beginnings
After Alex Vause and Piper Chapman step out of the shower together, and smile, they help each other dry off, as they dress up to finally come out of the changeroom.
They kiss again, in a beautiful and light searing kiss, that sends shivers down both of their spines...
"Why did you come here?" Piper asks after their lips part, and they regain their breaths and hold each other tight. Piper says this with her big blue eyes shimmering like snow.
"Well, the truth is, I lost a bet with my friend Nicky Nichols, you'd like her, I think. Anyway, I came here for a game, but this here is not a game for me..." Alex begins, exposing her vulnerability as she holds Piper, there, in a hug.
"What do you mean, when you say 'this is not a game for [you]', Piper asks Alex, intently," staring into Alex's luscious green eyes as she's waiting patiently for her answer.
"What I mean by that, Piper is that I'd like to take you for a real drink as I mentioned earlier. And we can see where we land after that," Alex says to her, simply.
"I'd love that", Piper smiles, and offers a hand out to Alex. "And by the way, do you think you'll come back to Hot Yoga, after all?" Piper asks Alex curiously to the alluring raven-haired woman she's just shared amazing sex with.
"Only if it's to New Moon, and only if you're teaching. You know, I heard from a poster over there on the wall that it's 'THE Hottest yoga in town,' and I think that that's true; but only because you are the hottest person in all of New York City, and maybe even the entire world," finishes Alex to Piper, smoothly.
"Well, welcome to New Moon, 'customer'. We're always grateful to add in new members, but somehow, something tells me you're already my new favorite patron," Piper says in a flirting tone.
"Drinks, Piper? Something stronger than water, let's say?" Alex announces so suavely as she takes Piper's hand into her own.
"Definitely," Piper smiles at Alex. "I think I'm going to have a margarita, what about you, Alex?" Piper asks sweetly.
"It's a little cold out for a margarita, don't you think, Piper?" Alex chuckles with the enchanting blonde woman, endearingly.
"Not at all," Piper chuckles back at with her, "We just finished Hot Yoga and a Hot Shower, and I have you now, to keep me warm," Piper smiles.
And Alex Vause presses her lips to the back of Piper Chapman's hands, and promises, right then and there, to keep her warm, "always,".
***** END OF CHAPTER 9
Author's Note:
This is short and sweet, a little extra for you, as an epilogue while I back-edit this story to republish it on Ao3, Fanfiction, and also publish it for the first time on Wattpad.
It is also a potential segue, into a sequel.
Is anyone interested in a reprise? Let me know in the comments!
(No promises, though. And no promises about when that will happen, if, it ever does...)
Until then, I've provided a reading list of other things for you while you wait!
bobbiejelly
Here are some suggestions for Further Reading, (Other works you may like. These are my other MerAdd works, so far, about Addison Montgomery and Meredith Grey from the TV Shows Grey's Anatomy & Private Practice. If you enjoyed this F/F story, you might enjoy these as well…). These are my current suggestions, as they are what I am currently updating and working on the most: Falling Apart, Barely Breathing Soothe Chasing Butterflies A Seattle Grace Mercy West Swingers Party - Post Plane Crash Edition McCravings RED is the new BLACK. You Know, I Know The Feeling... Five Reasons We Knew Calzona Was Made For Each Other & Five + More 6 Sentence Fics Out Of The Dark Hello, Seattle Peace Of My Heart Meredith gets her Mojo Back Tears Shed From A Drunken Conversation Who Can Screw the Shepherd Siblings Better? A Sex Bet Between Addison Montgomery and Mark Sloan. Elevator To Heaven To Build A Home - For Me & For You Sights of Seattle, Stars in the Sky Meredith Makes Her McCHOICE of a Lifetime. Chief Montgomery's Seductress MerAdd PROMPTS Consultation for bobbiejelly - INPUT REQUESTED ! After Italian 'Merley' (Meredith Grey/Miranda Bailey), eventual MerAdd (Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery), mostly for Lesbi_Honest_FP The whole MerAdd Series can be found here: MerAdd My Heart 3
Author's Note 3: Much love, Hope to see you in the comments! This has been one of the great joys of my life to write,
It was my second-ever fanfiction at quite a young age.
It is back-edited today, years later, on May 14, 2020.
And I do believe, as of late, it is still my second-best piece of writing, ever.
My actual best piece of writing, ever, thus far, is:
Falling Apart, Barely Breathing
In Which Addison meets Meredith in a bar. Things spiral from there. This is the story about what might have happened after Meredith asks Derek to "Pick Me, Choose Me, Love Me" but before he decides to do anything about it, and after SHE decides to do something about it. MerAdd. Meddison. Set during "Bring the Pain" GA. An Addison Montgomery/Meredith Grey - Grey's Anatomy Fanfiction. Written by bobbiejelly. NOW RATED E FOR EXPLICIT. You're welcome :)
If you'd prefer to read more of my "Vauseman" work, simply click on the series:
Be My Little Spoon
To read my other Vauseman story so far,
Letters to Piper, from AV 3
(This one was my first fanfiction, EVER, a very, very, very long time ago...)
If you'd like to read my "Weeds" Fanfiction, click here:
Lesbiana Tortillera
If you'd like to read more of my Grey's Anatomy & Private Practice & Station 19 Fanfiction, click here:
Gay's Anatomy
or here:
Non MerAdd Grey's Universe Bobbiejelly Fanfictions
And if, for some reason, you'd prefer to read the one "13 Reasons Why" fanfiction I wrote, well, I'll let you find that one yourself, by clicking on the link to my profile:
/users/bobbiejelly
Hope you enjoy, and hope you will leave a review :D
Yours, truly, bobbiejelly bobbiejelly
Pps. Here is a 'bonus' author's note for you:
Author's Note:
This is hysterically written four years later, as the first publication of this work was 2/13/2016 and its last previous update was 3/19/2016.
Well, if this has been what you've been waiting for, all these years, I guess I did make one dream come through for you!
If you are reading this on , please note this actually occurs in lieu of the previous "EPILOGUES" which were admittedly, terrible, and this picks up right after FF Chapter 5. If you're reading this on Ao3 and / or Wattpad, please feel free to ignore everything I just said.
Unless you want to google my username "bobbiejelly", to find me on Fanfiction...
(Here, I'll just tell you, it's here: u/7410749/) and if you go to this story "Half Moon - A Vauseman Valentine"
You can feel free to read the "Lost" chapters of this work, which I will never publish here or on Wattpad, at your own risk, because as I said, they are horrendous.
Please don't judge me too harshly for the wacky stuff I leave around on my Fanfiction profile. I know, it's wild. LOL!
Cheers,
bobbiejelly
