Chapter 3: It Wasn't Me
When it got to Glee the next day, Rachel was sitting between Kurt and Mercedes, talking and laughing. A few people stared at them, wondering when they became friends and others just ignored them. Santana came in and looked at them before going to sit behind Rachel.
"Hey Santana," Rachel looked back at her, smiling.
"Hey Berry," Santana crossed her arms. "You, Lady Hummel, and Wheezy are your friends now? Since when?"
"Since last night Satan," Kurt replied as he turned to look at her. "We already told you we were going to hang out with her."
Santana rolled her eyes, "Yeah but that doesn't mean that you would enjoy it."
"Well she's really fun to hang out with," Mercedes said before her and Kurt promptly turned around to look at the front of the choir room.
Rachel looked at Santana before looking down, "I'm sorry if you had wanted me to stay without friends but I do have two of them so don't be so mean to them." She turned around before Santana could answer. The two took each of the diva's hands in theirs and the three smiled at each other.
Mr. Shue walked in with Miss Pillsbury and smiled, "Alright guys, here is day 2. Finn, Blaine why don't you start us off?"
Blaine stood and smiled, "Certainly Mr. Shue."
Finn stood and walked to the front with him, "We chose this song because its an upbeat, fun song."
"Plus I've always loved singing this in the car," Blaine smiled.
"Can you just sing so I can make fun of Frankenteen afterwards?" Santana looked at them.
Finn rolled his eyes as the song started. "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy started playing and Finn turned to Blaine, "Yo', man."
"Yo," Blaine looked at him.
"Open up man," Finn replied.
"What do you want man?" Blaine asked.
"My girl just caught me," Finn shook his head.
"You let her catch her?" Blaine asked in disbelief.
"I don't know how I let this happen."
"With who?"
"The girl next door, you know."
"Man."
"I don't know what to do."
"Say it wasn't you."
Finn started singing, "Alright. Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door. Picture this we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor. How could I forget that I had given her an extra key. All this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me."
Blaine shook his head as he did the rap, "How you can grant the woman access to your villa. Trespasser and a witness, while you cling to your pillow. You better watch your back before she turn into a killer. Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner. To be a true player you have to know how to play. If she say a night, convince her to say a day. Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim. And you tell her baby no way."
"But she caught me on the counter," Finn sang and everyone joined in on the 'it wasn't me.' "Saw me banging on the sofa (it wasn't me). I even had her in the shower (it wasn't me). She even caught me on camera (it wasn't me). She saw the marks on my shoulder (it wasn't me). Heard the words that I told her (it wasn't me). Heard the screams get louder (it wasn't me). She stayed until it was over. Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door. Picture this we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor. I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see. Why would she believe me when I told her it wasn't me."
"Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix. Whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex. As funny as it be by you, its not that complex. Seeing is believing so you better change your specs. You know she not gonna be worrying bout the past. Hardly recollecting and then she'll go and noontime mass. Wait for your answer, go over there. But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast."
"But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me). Saw me banging on the sofa (it wasn't me). I even had her in the shower (it wasn't me). She even caught me on camera (it wasn't me). She saw the marks on my shoulder (it wasn't me). Heard the words that I told her (it wasn't me). Heard the screams get louder (it wasn't me). She stayed until it was over. Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door. Picture this we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor. How could I forget that I had given her an extra key. All this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me." Finn looked at Blaine, "Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused. I've been listening to your reason it makes no sense at all." He turned back to everyone, "We should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused. You may thing that you're a player but you're completely lost. That's why I sing. Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door. Picture this we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor. How could I forget that I had given her an extra key. All this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me."
When the song was over everyone clapped. Mr. Schuester stood and walked over to the boys, standing between. He clapped a hand on each of their shoulders, "nice job guys. You guys have some competition with those two."
Santana rolled her eyes, "please Mr. Shue. The only thing Lumps the Clown and Teen Gay can beat is themselves."
"You are just mad because you know that we are going to beat you," Finn said to Santana.
"I think RuPaul and I can beat someone who sings like he just got it up the ass," Santana said.
Before Mr. Schuester could intervene Rachel stood up between the two and glared at Finn first before turning to Santana, "Both of you stop it right now. If I hear one more negative comment from you to Finn Santana, we will not be doing our duet. And Finn, stop egging her on because you know in the end she will win any kind of insult contest you want to start because The Devil in Prada doesn't have a single decent bone in her body." She sat down after that as everyone stared at her, shocked.
Santana stared at her before standing, "Fine. You know the only reason Effie and Lady Lips are hanging out with you is because I told them to. They would have kept on ignoring you like everyone else in this school. But you know I don't have a decent bone in my body." With that Santana grabbed her bag and walked out of the room.
Kurt and Mercedes looked down at the ground while everyone else looked at the door that Santana walked out of. Brittany stood and ran out after Santana to try to comfort her. Mr. Shue looked at them for a second, "um Sam, Artie. Why don't you come do your song?"
Rachel looked at Kurt and Mercedes before standing up and leaving just as Sam and Artie started their performance of Sexy Back. Rachel walked out of the school, passing by Santana who was talking to Brittany.
Santana watched Rachel leave as Brittany asked, "San, did you really tell them to hang out with Rachel?"
The Latina turned her attention back to Brittany, shrugging, "Yeah. She said she had no friends so I figured I'd help. I realized that was a mistake now. I'm not a good person. I should just stick to being a bitch."
"San, you know that's not true. You are a good person, you just don't show it off very often," Brittany looked at her.
"How do you know I'm a good person?" Santana looked at her.
Brittany smiled at her, "Because you helped Rachel get friends. You have been complimenting her voice when you are insulting Finn. You protect me when people call me stupid and a lot more."
"When did you get so smart Britt?" Santana smiled at her.
"I don't know," Brittany smiled. "Want to come to my house and help me convince Lord Tubbington to stop watching porn on my computer?"
Santana laughed at her friend before nodding, "sure."
Brittany smiled and led Santana out of the school.
During Spanish the next day when Mr. Schuester walked in he immediately saw Rachel sitting in the back corner of the class, "Rachel did you not the seat up in the front of the classroom."
"I saw it," was all that Rachel muttered as she kept looking at her desk. Santana turned back to look at her as Mr. Shue just sighed and started his lesson.
Rachel did the same thing in every class that day. Even when they got to Glee. Rachel sat in a back corner away from everyone else. Everyone walked in and cast glances at her but no one said anything as they sat in their chairs.
Mr. Schuester walked in and saw Rachel sitting in the back again. He sighed and started the lesson, "Alright so today Brittany and Mercedes you two are going to be starting us off."
The two stood and went to the middle of the classroom. Brittany went over to the band to tell them their song selection while Mercedes looked at everyone, "Britt and I chose this because we love the song and it's fun to sing with all the guys in here."
Brittany laughed and walked over to her. Promiscuous started playing. Brittany singing Nelly's part while Mercedes did Timberland. They smiled and danced around each other. When they were done everyone clapped but Rachel.
Mr. Shue looked up at her, "Great job you two. Do you have anything to say about the performance Rachel?"
Rachel kept looking at her feet as she shrugged lightly. "Oh hell no," Santana stood and looked at Rachel, "Look we get it, you have no friends."
"Thanks for reminding me that I'm a loser," Rachel muttered as she still looked at her feet.
"But we are all losers," Santana continued. "Yes I told them to hang out with you for a night but them continuing to hang out with you during school and Glee was all them. I only told them to try being friends and it turns out to them for some reason they like hanging out with you so take their friendship and stop wallowing. I want to win tomorrow with a partner who will have the right energy for our song. Because if you are still moping around we will lose. Now suck it up and get over yourself Man-hands."
Santana promptly sat down after her speech, staring forward. Rachel sat there for a moment before looking up, "in that case, we may be friends Mercedes but this Diva and her ruthless partner are going to wipe the floor with you when we perform tomorrow."
Mercedes smiled and laughed, "you two better bring your A-game."
Everyone either smiled or laughed at the two. Afterwards Mike and Rory went up to do O.M.G with Rory doing most of the vocals and Mike dancing around him singing a few lines.
They got a round of applause and Mr. Shue looked at them all and smiled, "alright well tomorrow will be the last performance with Santana and Rachel then after Miss Pillsbury and I will take a brief intermission to discuss the winner."
"Even though it doesn't matter who wins and loses, you were all great," Miss Pillsbury added before Mr. Schuester dismissed them.
Kurt and Mercedes walked up to Rachel, "Hey, we wanted to apologize. We should have hung out with you long before Satan told us to because you are really cool."
Rachel smiled at them as she stood, "It's OK, I know I am a difficult person to talk to."
"You got that right Yentl," Santana walked up to them. "We should rehearse today before we kill it tomorrow."
Rachel laughed, "Alright let's go Devil in Prada. I'll see you tomorrow guys." The three of them smiled and hugged before Rachel left with Santana.
They went to Rachel's house again because she had more space. They practiced for an hour before they decided to sit down and watch "Devil in Prada." After the movie was over Santana turned to Rachel, "Hey have you ever watched a horror movie?"
Rachel shook her head, "No, I don't like being scared."
Santana laughed, "You are missing out on some good movies. Watch one with me." Rachel started shaking her head so Santana looked at her, "I'll start off with one that's not that scary, it's still light out, and I'm sitting right here."
Rachel looked at her, debating it. After a few moments she sighed, "Fine but if I have nightmares, I'll go Lima Heights on you."
Santana laughed and shook her head, "I highly doubt that but I'll agree to it." She smiled and stood before putting on the movie "Devil."
As it was playing and people in the elevator were being killed off Rachel kept grabbing Santana's arm, causing her to laugh and Rachel to hit her arm. As it was getting closer to the end Rachel looked at Santana, since there were only two people left, "It's the guy right?"
Santana chuckled since she knew the diva's guess was wrong and instead just gave her a shrug and a smirk, "Just watch the movie and you will soon learn."
As the lights went out again in the elevator and the old lady who had been 'killed' got up Rachel screamed and grabbed the Latina's arm. Santana laughed and looked at Rachel with her horror stricken face, "It's not that scary."
"Shut up, I've never watched a scary movie before," Rachel pouted.
Santana shook her head and wrapped her arm around Rachel as she put her head into her shoulder, jumping. They sat like that until the movie ended.
"That was really scary Santana," Rachel moved away from her, blushing in embarrassment at the smirk on Santana's face.
"Whatever you say Berry," Santana chuckled. "Anyways. I should get going home. Watch a few comedies before going to bed and you will be fine."
"You are leaving me?" Rachel looked at her, frightened.
Santana chuckled, "You will be fine, your dads will be home soon. But I really do need to go home."
Rachel nodded and went over to put on "She's the Man" before showing Santana out. "Ready for tomorrow."
"I've been ready. We are going to kick ass," Santana smiled.
"See you tomorrow," Rachel smiled back and waved as Santana walked to her car.
Rachel watched her leave before going to the couch to watch a few comedies like Santana suggested.
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