We all sat there for another thirty minutes in silence, the pure innocence that existed in the garden was a warm, feeling, as if all troubles didn't exist. I felt like I didn't care about my father what so ever. I looked down at Sasuke, her sleeping face, innocent, calm, and cute. I pressed my lips against hers, tasting her cherry flavored stirred slightly as I heard an 'Awwww" from, everyone's favorite teacher, and snickering from the only person who had a feminine hiss to her, "Hey Snake-bitch" I laughed as a rock flew towards me and hit where my head was a second ago. "Hey there blonde fuck boy." I grinned looking at her, her wild spiked purple hair, up in a ponytail, her brown skirt, fishnet top and brown sleeveless coat,"Now what do we owe the cursed visit you have given us?"

Anko sat with us saying as she was here as the new Sex-Ed teacher. I burst out laughing, everyone confused as to why. "Anko is one of the most sexy, horny, snake bitch in the world, and if she gives anyone the 'talk' it'll be about as awkward as Sasuke's and mine." Sasuke blushed at the very thought. Sakura looked at us oddly,"Why is it so awkward to learn about sex?" Anko bellowed with her laughing, "Well Pinky, they learned about sex hands on. That was their first threesome." Kakashi giggled like a schoolgirl,"Oh I remember hearing all that. I was in talking to Kushina when that episode happened, oh. Good times."

The men looked at me, in envy, "What? It was just a threesome." Suigetsu looked at me with Kiba alongside,"Dude! That's every guys dream, especially with two beautiful women." I shrugged my shoulders,"It was just sex, nothing more nothing less. At that time, Sasuke and I were just exploring those regions, and Anko helped, well she more than helped, considering she still 'helps' occasionally." Sakura stared at me wide jawed and in disbelief,"You mean to tell me, you, Sasuke, and Anko-sensei, all had intercourse, and you all just consider it as sex?" Sasuke interjected,"Well for Naruto its sex for us its like being exhausted, he does have unbelievable stamina." Sasuke once again showed to be redder than my mother's hair as she realized you said that. I grinned as I rubbed the back of my head,"I guess I do get a bit out of control."

"BULLSHIT! TWO HOURS IS NOT OUT OF CONTROL! THATS A FUCKING GODS ABILITY!" Anko yelled to the point that the entire class had some bit of nosebleed, minus her and myself.

Sakura looked at me,"No wonder Sasuke doesn't want me" Jugo coughed,"Miss Anko, I do wish to ask that you keep your voice down, you scared away the bird." She repeated my actions that I did a few moments ago. "Heh, sorry their Jugo." He nodded as we heard the bell ring."Well, all sex talk aside, let us go to our next class."

Sasuke, Sakura, and I all walked to art, seeing as how only the three of us had it after English. When we arrived I saw an opportunity I just couldn't' resist, I walked behind them and slapped their ass. The woman letting out a really feminine squeal, and looking around as her ruby eyes met mine,"Hello Miss Bondages." She blushed at me,"Why oh why did I have to have a class with you."

"Oh Kurenai, you know if Naruto didn't show you any attention you'd be sad."

(AN:Naruto does not have a harem, he just flirts a lot, seeing as how he is Naruto. Also Sasuke isn't jealous seeing as how the only one he has any sexual relations with is her. All the flirty, ass grabbing stuff is normal things with me and my friends, so I implement it in here.)

She looked at Sasuke with a mock glare, all the while blushing up a storm,"Indeed, I would be, but it would not be good for the principal to see him do that to a teacher." I shook my head, "Trust me, the principal is nothing to worry about." They both looked at me, in unison they asked,"What do you mean?"

"Well the thing is, adores me too much. Seeing as how I'm her dearest nephew." They made an 'o' facial gesture as we all took our seats, as Kurenai walked to the front and faced the class. "Hello class, my name is Kurenai Yuhi, but you will call me, . Now if you know who is, then you will know how to introduce yourself. We will start with you Fishcake." I shook my head,"Very well-" Some student aide walked in,"I'm looking for Naruto Namikaze." I growled loudly as I put my fist into my desk, cracking it as I snarled at him,"Don't. You. Ever. Call. By. That. Man's. Name!" He shrunk in fear as Sasuke grabbed me and took me into the hallway and whispered to Kurenai,"His parents separated." She nodded and continued with the class. I slouched against the lockers as i began to cry,"Why the hell is he still torturing me?" She made shushing sounds as she hugged me.

I continued to cry. Once i had finished, the student aide coughed, "Um Naruto? Im sorry if I upset you in anyway, but is looking for you, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno." I nodded,"It's fine...Rock Lee, ah, are you related to Gai Lee?" He nodded furiously,"Indeed, I am related to his Youthfulness." I nodded, "NIce to meet you, but I must go elsewhere." He smiled,"May Springtime warm you Naruto!" He walked off as we went and grabbed Sakura heading for Kakashi's room.

When we arrived, we walked in, the room filled with squeals by fangirls. I looked at Kakashi, "You called asshole?" He eye-smiled,"Oh why yes my little fishcake. Well the school brought back a special program and you three have been chosen."

"What is this program?"

"Well, pretty much its a program that certain students enter and they live in a special dorm as an extracurricular assignment, as teams and will train in self defense classes, basic culinary, sewing, things to make you extra ready for life outside school, it'll be the span of a special grade curricular system as students, to genin, to chunnin, to Jounin. You three will be known as either Team Kakashi, or Team 7." (AN: SEE what I've done..?)

We all nodded, Sakura looking dumbfounded, but just took it. Sasuke looked both happy and sad, one that we would be living together, but sad that we would have to live with Sakura. We went back to our class, as we walked Kurenai looked at me worried. I mouthed 'I'll be fine, nothing to worry about.' She nodded slightly,"Very well" I could tell she wasn't so sure. I sat down as we talked about the rest of the curricular for the year and Sasuke and I were partners, in more than one way. Our first project was to get papers signed and supplies for the class.

The rest of the class was spent as free time. When the bell rang, Kurenai gave me a voucher for Sasuke and me to go and get free, high-grade supplies from a friend of hers.